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Sally Can't Dance
Sally Can't DancePaedophile, paedophile, paedo all the way: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/audio/2009/dec/07/mouse-toy-jingle-bells-paedophilePosted 12 hours ago from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceSong Of The Day: Paloma Faith - 'Do You Want The Truth Or Etc' ( http://bit.ly/5AHIzu
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceI didn't know Photoshop magnified up to 3200%. Today is a revelatory day.
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceMagnify 1600% and I've still got my face 15cm from the screen.
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceBoth Continental AND CityLink were at fault this week but to their credit, Continental aren't staffed by unhelpful malignant Brummie bints.
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceI'd call UpMarket management lots of imaginative, hyper-sweary, Malcolm Tucker-style insults but my girlfriend's mum reads my Twitter.
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceNEWSFLASH! UpMarket management in denial of responsibility shocker! Alert Fleet Street forthwith!
Posted 20 hours ago from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceCaptain Yesterday here just watched the most recent episode of "The Thick of It." Captain Yesterday is flabbergasted and slightly scared.
Posted 20 hours ago from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceCongratulations to City Link for scuppering my day for the millionth time. Partly my fault too but it's more fun blaming them.
Posted at 12:25 PM Dec 9 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DancePlastic bag breaks, milk bottle splits, Christopher gets splashed. Milk bottle left in street, gets taken by unknown lactose junkie.
Posted at 5:04 PM Dec 7 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceMy aunt bought my dad a whole leg of serrano ham for his birthday. Nearly as long as my arm and twice as delicious.
Posted at 11:30 PM Dec 5 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DancePret's brie & cranberry sauce Xmas sandwich is an emotionally-deadening experience. Their proper Xmas dinner one is ace #suckstobevegetarian
Posted at 4:51 PM Dec 3 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceActually I'll confess: last night was TWO bacon double cheeseburgers. My excuse: only other thing I'd eaten that day was a bowl of cereal.
Posted at 10:18 AM Dec 2 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceMy journey of fast-food rediscovery continues: last week was a McDonald's breakfast; last night was a Burger King bacon double cheeseburger.
Posted at 10:13 AM Dec 2 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceI just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, cool, guide - http://w33.us/3wjq
Posted at 6:44 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceI'm not sure I'd pull Konnie Huq whether she had HIV or not. After a couple of drinks I'd probably get over the fact she's a bit annoying.
Posted at 6:41 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceRan a bit late this morning, turned up 15mins late for the market & got denied a stall. "Sorry Chris no chance." Bugger.
Posted at 12:14 PM Nov 27 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceBrickmation is one of my favourite things. Couple that with Scandanavian NES-based electro... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qsWFFuYZYI
Posted at 10:58 PM Nov 26 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceAmerican Typewriter is the new Helvetica: used EVERYWHERE, rarely to good effect.
Posted at 2:13 PM Nov 25 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceThe management of Upmarket are such dicks. Currently they seem to be working their way through a checklist of ways to piss off the traders.
Posted at 5:25 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceHad McDonald's breakfast this morning for the first time in years. Felt queasy ever since. Damn tasty though.
Posted at 4:41 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceIf you haven't already, have a look at http://bit.ly/3W62vw then wander over to http://bit.ly/ZqQvz and see what you feel like doing.
Posted at 11:35 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceCan someone invite my mum to Spotify please? I've no invitations left.
Posted at 2:22 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceI sneezed on the bus last night. The two women opposite me looked terrified & covered their mouths and noses with their scarves.
Posted at 12:21 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceToo much information for this early in the morning? Probably.
Posted at 8:48 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceWas all packed & ready for Camden market today. My digestive system has other ideas. Fie.
Posted at 8:47 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceThe #youmightbealiberal fad is interesting. Oh what hypocritical pussies we who support free healthcare truly are.
Posted at 10:13 PM Nov 16 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceFound some clotted cream in the fridge so I made carbonara after all. Tasty, although no doubt my arteries hate me.
Posted at 6:27 PM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceActually sod it: tuna sandwich it is.
Posted at 5:09 PM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceReally fancy making carbonara but I've no cream. Will yoghurt prove a fitting substitute?
Posted at 5:03 PM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceMy target of printing 79 shirts (of 6 different designs) today may have been over-ambitious. Especially on an empty stomach.
Posted at 8:37 PM Nov 12 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceLooks like another late printing session & I've only eaten soup today. If anyone fancies bringing me a chicken shish, I'd be most grateful.
Posted at 8:12 PM Nov 12 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceOh yeah, I forgot: there should be a new design available from this weekend, if you're into that sort of thing... http://bit.ly/3oYIoP
Posted at 7:04 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
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Sally Can't Dance...although I kind of wish I knew how to use Illustrator properly.
Posted at 6:46 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceA tantric Photoshop session has just left me wanting MOAR.
Posted at 6:38 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceI know I say this often but to reiterate: Print Club, whilst very useful, is rife with utter, both-feet-through-one-trouser-leg retards.
Posted at 6:19 PM Nov 6 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DancePlease enjoy my pictorial essay, "When Politics and Fashion Collide" http://wp.me/ptKie-1X
Posted at 10:21 PM Nov 4 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceJulian Casablancas once again tops my List of People I Would Like to Meet, Hug and Get Drunk With. Phrazes for the Young is spiffing.
Posted at 9:54 PM Nov 4 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceThere's a chap at my local Morrisons who looks and sounds a lot like Blakey from On the Buses. It's deeply amusing.
Posted at 6:34 PM Nov 4 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceOh goodness me, they also fall afoul of Godwin's Law. http://bit.ly/6USvs
Posted at 5:08 PM Nov 3 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceThat quote was brought to you by the Daily Mail http://tinyurl.com/yjg8pdz
Posted at 5:05 PM Nov 3 from Twitter
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Sally Can't Dance"The trouble with a 'scientific' argument is that it is not made in the real world, but by an academic relying solely on empirical facts."
Posted at 5:04 PM Nov 3 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceContinental asked whether I really wanted to spend the extra money on an AM delivery; it seems they hate City Link too...
Posted at 4:52 PM Nov 3 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceTonight's late-night printing session is brought to you by a can of Heineken, Nirvana Unplugged and the Best of Girls Aloud.
Posted at 10:54 PM Oct 28 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceI'll be waiting on a t-shirt delivery from CityLink today. This is the delivery service equivalent of waiting for Godot.
Posted at 11:12 AM Oct 28 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceThe majority of Print club's members act like this place is a nursery school art class and I would like very much to hit them.
Posted at 9:52 PM Oct 27 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceBack in Blighty. Advance apologies if for the next month I begin my sentences with "When I was in New York..."
Posted at 8:50 PM Oct 26 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DancePeanut butter cups & Bombay Sapphire. This is living.
Posted at 12:26 AM Oct 25 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceOn t'other hand, we're munching chocolate & crisps & quaffing gin & mountain dew.
Posted at 12:17 AM Oct 25 from Twitter
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Sally Can't DanceTurned up to JFK 26hrs early & now stuck in Queens. Being early's for suckers.
Posted at 12:06 AM Oct 25 from Twitter
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