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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Press
Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Press thinks Al Pacino got a little carried away at last night's Christmas party: "Say hello to my little drummer boy! YOU'RE out of egg nog! This whole PARTY is outPosted 9 hours ago
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Press knows how to defuse a bomb just enough to be dangerous.
Posted at 12:52 PM Dec 22
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Presssaw Good King Wenceslas looking out, but when I motioned for him to come out and shovel he drew his shades. Not so good, King Wenceslas...
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 2:41 PM Dec 21
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Presswill get drunk and make out with you at the office Christmas party tonight.
Posted at 9:27 PM Dec 19
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park PressJust my luck. I'm stuck at Al Roker's table at the Climate Summit. Tell us how you lost the weight again, Al. <looks around...checks watch...yawns >
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 4:31 PM Dec 18
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park PressREFUSES to be Aerosmith's new lead singer no matter HOW MANY TIMES Joe Perry texts him.
Posted at 2:34 PM Dec 17
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Pressgot stuck with a pine needle while putting up the tree, thus putting "CHRIST!" back into Christmas.
Posted at 2:45 PM Dec 16
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Pressbelieves Santa takes exception to that song "Little Saint Nick."
Posted at 4:16 PM Dec 13
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park PressTexting while driving? SO last year. I'm sexting while driving.
Mood:amused
Posted at 5:17 PM Dec 12
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park PressSCOTTSDALE AZ: Golf course groundhog emerges early and sees its shadow. Tiger Woods jokes will continue for six more weeks.
Mood:obsequious
Posted at 9:29 PM Dec 11
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Press Is it any wonder that the Tiger Woods is now endorsing Nerf clubs?
Mood:frisky
Posted at 4:26 PM Dec 10
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park PressCNN IS REPORTING: The Tiger Woods Fire Hydrant will come forward for a Barbara Walters interview later this week. Expect waterworks.
Mood:enthralled
Posted at 12:37 PM Dec 9
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Press's morning oatmeal tastes like last night's soup. I'm sending this Self-Cleaning Eating Bowl� back to the Infomercial.
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 5:03 PM Dec 6
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Presstalks to David Brenner about pirates in today's Asbury Park Press. http://lnk.ms/4klkK
Posted at 2:08 PM Dec 5
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Ed Kaz ! Comedy Correspondent Asbury Park Pressplans to spend the entire day speaking with his Louis Armstrong voice.
Mood:awake
Posted at 2:16 PM Dec 4
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