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xntrek
xntreksaid: OMG, you know guys, it's one thing to piss everywhere, but how big do you need the damn hole to be so you don't shit on the seat? srslPosted at 12:26 AM Nov 23 from Ping.fm
Mood: weird
xntreksaid: http://lnk.ms/34DnS - bags so big airport security weren't going to allow them as carry on. Also, exhausted.
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Posted at 12:48 AM Nov 19 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Workin' like a mofo in slomo without any hoho
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Posted at 2:26 AM Nov 18 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Off to sleep, perchance to awaken in an alternate universe where it rains donuts and it's impossible to get fat.
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Posted at 11:43 AM Nov 15 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Ahh, home ... and weekend blogged : http://lnk.ms/4SBcx Now, where's that beer?
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Posted at 8:55 AM Nov 15 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: real names that came up in conversation tonight that had me giggling in juvenile amusement: Silky Bush, Charity Beaver and Desiree Blo
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Posted at 1:13 PM Nov 7 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Sleep is a hard mistress. I'd prefer a soft cuddly one, but I couldn't afford that one.
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Posted at 12:41 PM Nov 5 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: what is it with truck stop bathrooms always smelling like the inside of a disused prawn farm tank?
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Posted at 8:36 AM Nov 5 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: shop sign: coffee in the front, antiques in the back Mrs: yeop, does the same thing to me.
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Posted at 3:36 AM Nov 5 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: today's special: crispy skin xntrek served with a dehydration headache and a side of fatigue.
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Posted at 11:16 PM Nov 3 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Enjoying a cider in the sunshine on Darling Harbour @ http://lnk.ms/4H7fY
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Posted at 7:17 AM Oct 31 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Finding out that no one finds you as valuable as the day before you go on annual leave ...
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Posted at 6:02 AM Oct 28 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Drove past a guy with a dream-catcher hanging off his rear view mirror. I'm concerned he considered his car was the best place for it.
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Posted at 12:47 AM Oct 26 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: I was told I look like a silent movie star once. Then they asked me if I could complete the illusion.
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Posted at 2:02 AM Oct 17 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: m:you know what's funny? h:humour. m:know what's funnier? h:toilet humour. m:ok fine toilet humour is some funny shit.
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Posted at 10:52 PM Oct 15 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Good morning. The lotto gave 2 winners $53m last night. Alas I was not one of them. The concrete reality of work strikes agai.. (via
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Posted at 3:38 PM Oct 15 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: ID, EGO, SUPEREGO. It's like the super league escalation of the consciousness stakes.
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Posted at 3:01 AM Oct 15 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: My day has been plagued by a migraine and restless sleep. I think I'm may ingest a large quantity of malt in it's fermented liquid for
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Posted at 11:00 AM Oct 11 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Sleep by any other name is either a medical procedure or a crime.
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Posted at 11:41 AM Oct 7 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: hello monday my old friend, you've come to fuck with me again, because the weekends just finished leaving, the dread has started creep
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Posted at 9:47 PM Oct 4 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: Everyone tells me sex is great. Just once I'd like to to not faint after an erection so I can find out.
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Posted at 9:19 AM Oct 4 from Ping.fm
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xntreksaid: You know sometimes, the best way a man can reassure a woman is to simply shut up and stand there beside her.
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Posted at 11:55 PM Sep 23
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xntreksaid: Insanity, the final frontier. To boldly go where no sanity has gone before. These are the voyages of the deranged in social media spac
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Posted at 3:33 AM Sep 22
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xntreksaid: beep-bop-a-lulah, I feel dazy, beep-bop-a-lulah, I don't mean lazy, beep-bop-a-lulah, I'm going all hazy, sleep--bop-a-luzzzzzzzzz
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Posted at 2:24 PM Sep 1
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xntreksaid: Dear Monday, It has come to our attention that you're attitude in the office is apathetic, depressing and frankly disruptive. You're F
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Posted at 6:28 AM Aug 31
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xntreksaid: Off to enjoy this beautiful Sunday while the sun is actually out. I love Winter in Melbourne.
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Posted at 2:38 AM Aug 30
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xntreksaid: sounds like the best bet - no point splitting tiny wins ...(comments: 0) (via Qaiku)
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Posted at 11:08 AM Aug 28
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xntreksaid: Ack, who hijacked my Friday and replaced it with a Monday? Grrr. Conferance calls done, showered and now ready to battle my way to wor
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Posted at 11:33 PM Aug 27
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xntreksaid: Time to run away to the land of psycho bunnies, mad zombies and unrequited hate. Why, what do you talk about in therapy?
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Posted at 4:08 AM Aug 27
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xntreksaid: It's just another manic Humpday I wish it was Sunday 'Cause that's my funday My I don't have to runday It's just another manic Hum
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Posted at 6:47 AM Aug 26
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xntreksaid: Slipped out for a quick lunch of beef and vegetable soup. Also, nuerofen plus. I think I heart codeine.
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Posted at 4:25 AM Aug 26
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  • Frisky Librarian
    Frisky Librarian Posted at 5:08 AM Aug 26
    Codeine is awesome. So you're still not well? What are you doing on here and not twitter?
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xntreksaid: in the suburbs, the quiet suburbs, the leo sleeps tonight ... a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Posted at 1:54 PM Aug 25
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xntreksaid: "Stomach Bug" is the new NFI, take two of these and see me in the morning.
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Posted at 9:46 AM Aug 24
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xntreksaid: Right, off to the doctor's office. Wonder if I can get the blue pill option?
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Posted at 6:12 AM Aug 24
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xntreksaid: Moan-day update: Lifesavers are staying down. 3 Projects are all claiming criticality. Everyone in my office is on leave. 1 in 3 ain't
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Posted at 1:15 AM Aug 24
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xntreksaid: After speaking about demons, midget clowns, ewoks and freaky theatre plays there's no chance those thoughts will invade my dreams ...
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Posted at 1:57 PM Aug 23
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xntreksaid: Me? just listening to some Turkish hip-hop house trance mix as per ottomanly
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Posted at 9:59 PM Aug 18
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xntreksaid: Today I discovered that the biggest shock is realising that the truth for which you were fighting for was concealing a lie you never s
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Posted at 1:51 AM Aug 18
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xntreksaid: Good morning Monday, how have you been? Weekend ok? You seem relaxed. What? Oh, I'm fine, thanks. What? A surprise you say?
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Posted at 10:33 PM Aug 16
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xntreksaid: Hickory Dickory dock, The meeting ran over clock, The clock struck four The PM was a bore, Hickory Dickory dock.
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Posted at 6:35 AM Aug 14
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xntreksaid: What my Tuesday needs is more of Wednesday and less of Monday.
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Posted at 5:05 AM Aug 11
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xntrekMrs: OMG that was the best Mrs Fields cookie I have ever had! You know, aside from all the other ones I had just like it.
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Posted at 2:06 PM Aug 7
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xntrekOH: Hey, she was hot ... you know, in a bat-shit crazy kind of way.
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Posted at 11:21 AM Aug 7
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xntrekGood morning. The lotto gave 2 winners $53m last night. Alas I was not one of them. The concrete rea.. http://lnk.ms/0nJxx (via Qaiku)
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Posted at 8:10 PM Jun 30
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xntrekFinished setting up ping.fm & twitterfeed to try & link my social networks together. It's either goi.. http://lnk.ms/0m4FP (via Qaiku)
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Posted at 12:09 AM Jun 30
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xntrekis distracted by the world around him
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Posted at 9:01 AM Jul 24, 2007
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