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Russell Brand
Russell BrandI am going to @PORNDWARF tonight at Images in 483 hackney rd,it commences at 10pm. If you go you will see me, gently weeping. From my willy.Posted at 4:28 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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  • Richard & Kelly
    Richard & Kelly Posted 13 hours ago
    No doubt..Someone will kiss your tears away..LOL
  • Frostblade
    Frostblade Posted at 4:50 PM Nov 24
    lol
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: http://www.russellbrand.tv/2009/11/1232/
Posted at 9:08 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Russell BrandRight. I've done it. Why do I spend my life apologising to people "for fings I never done"? Actually... Is Andrew Sachs on here?
Posted at 11:35 AM Nov 14 from Twitter
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  • shirley
    shirley Posted at 4:59 PM Nov 23
    Thats something ive already got i love his songs and hes a great friend to love Shirls xx
  • *Waiting for him to make me smile*
    *Waiting for him to make me smile* Posted at 2:59 PM Nov 23
    Screw network TV. I want Russell Brand Network!!
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Russell BrandThanks everyone for @redrio. I'll tweet and apologise. Does anyone know if his jumper is on here? Or does it think it's too cool?
Posted at 11:30 AM Nov 14 from Twitter
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Russell BrandI'm the new Gordon Browm, I mean Brown- The jumper is snug.SNUG! It looks like I'm having a go.What shall I do?Blame those cumts at The Sun?
Posted at 11:27 AM Nov 14 from Twitter
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Russell BrandI wrote The Sun's Bizarre column today with a pen. I described Rio Ferdinand's jumper as SNUG not SMUG. Damn my handwriting. Is he on here?
Posted at 11:14 AM Nov 14 from Twitter
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  • Melissa
    Melissa Posted at 11:27 AM Nov 14
    i used to do engraving for 6 yrs and i saw some pretty terrible handwriting on the work orders but i used my comprehension skills to determine what they wanted to say. i would have known that u meant snug because smug just does not go with that statement at all.
  • Monk on Speed #2
    Monk on Speed #2 Posted at 11:22 AM Nov 14
    lolz is it a bad thing if he is?? epic failz hehe
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Russell Brand13mins. I pronounce myself the #worldrecordtopictrendcommentator. Do I get a medal? See you at the signing tomorrow. x
Posted at 12:17 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Russell BrandI have now commented on each trending topic. Scandalous DVDs will be signed in HMV, Oxford St W1 tomorrow at 530. But what with? x
Posted at 12:15 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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  • sunny
    sunny Posted at 3:04 AM Nov 14
    Oxford what!?@!?!?!?!? Are you near????????????
  • ~*~brat~*~
    ~*~brat~*~ Posted at 12:44 AM Nov 14
    They're...
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Russell BrandModern Warfare 2 sounds like it might be trivialising the horror of war on remembrance day. What's next? Paedophile boxing 3? For Christmas?
Posted at 12:13 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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  • Mel
    Mel Posted at 3:43 PM Nov 13
    it actually came out a day before....
  • Cactus Flower
    Cactus Flower Posted at 3:20 PM Nov 13
    stick an old guy.....for grandparents day -haha
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Russell Brand#wecoolanallbut I'm not entirely comfortable with this vernacular style. Could we say #we'rejollygoodbutwouldyoumindawfully ?
Posted at 12:11 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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  • Abbeyyy.[♥]
    Abbeyyy.[♥] Posted at 12:57 AM Nov 13
    Love it!
  • LorrieOC
    LorrieOC Posted at 12:15 AM Nov 13
    I am still laughing about the masturbating/mirror/apology tweet LOVE YOU MAN!
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Russell BrandChris Brown I hope you're being nice to Snoopy.
Posted at 12:09 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Russell BrandGucci Mane is a hair-do for posh Italian lions.
Posted at 12:08 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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  • Ruth
    Ruth Posted at 12:12 AM Nov 13
    Really? Thought that was a street in LA..Gucci and Mane....And posh Italian lions use gel in theri manes.....LOL....
  • DEATH CULT
    DEATH CULT Posted at 12:10 AM Nov 13
    Have you ever stepped in poop ?
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Russell Brand#bbcqt Come on. It's been a year. Can I have my job back?
Posted at 12:08 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Russell Brand#thankyoudonnie for removing the spaces from that sentence.
Posted at 12:07 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Russell Brand#rememberdecember this will not be possible for another 18 days without a time machine and a limited budget.
Posted at 12:07 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Russell BrandGoogle Wave was an 80's haircut abandoned by Duran Duran for being "too elaborate".
Posted at 12:06 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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  • Lance.
    Lance. Posted at 12:06 AM Nov 13
    thats whats up!!!
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Russell Brand#donttrytohollaif You have damaged your vocal chords screaming apologies into a smeared mirror.
Posted at 12:05 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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  • CLUE
    CLUE Posted at 12:07 AM Nov 13
    saw that naked rant u did on top of the van ,check my page mannnn
  • #1 Fan/GraceTheFall
    #1 Fan/GraceTheFall Posted at 12:06 AM Nov 13
    hey russell..
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Russell Brand#youknowyouruglyif you masturbate in the mirror then when you finish demand an apology from your reflection.
Posted at 12:04 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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  • smkles
    smkles Posted at 3:02 PM Nov 13
    roflmao that a good one!
  • VAlerIe
    VAlerIe Posted at 1:14 PM Nov 13
    lmoa i really think ur great !!! Hope life takes u to more funny places for us to see ;)
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Russell BrandI am celebrating the release of Scandalous DVD by commenting on each trending topic RIGHT NOW. TIME ME.
Posted at 12:02 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Russell BrandFrom 5.30 Friday 13th I will be signing my Scandalous DVD in HMV Oxford St, W1 - Not necessarily with a pen, so for God's sake wear goggles.
Posted at 11:50 PM Nov 12 from Twitter
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  • ~U KnOw WhO I bE~
    ~U KnOw WhO I bE~ Posted at 3:37 AM Nov 13
    Oh Russell it would be spectacular if you could journey this way lol
  • Jo-Anne
    Jo-Anne Posted at 12:04 AM Nov 13
    your so bad !!!
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Russell Brandhttp://tinyurl.com/y9xpnpy
Posted at 10:00 AM Nov 12 from Twitter
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: Russell and Frank Skinner - before a gig http://bit.ly/3M7Qyq
Posted at 1:35 PM Nov 9 from Twitter
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  • ϟ IN THIS MOMENT ϟ
    ϟ IN THIS MOMENT ϟ Posted at 5:02 PM Nov 10
    Mmm,
  • Ruby
    Ruby Posted at 5:57 PM Nov 9
    So funny. I love that Russell takes his comic art so seriously.
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Russell BrandI'm off to meditate now, though unless enlightenment includes Richard Pryor and Bobby Moore caressing me to orgasm how can this be improved?
Posted at 12:52 AM Nov 6 from Twitter
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  • Deirdre Rose Alexandria Cairns
    Deirdre Rose Alexandria Cairns Posted at 2:57 PM Nov 9
    This thing is agonisingly slow!!! This is in reference to the previous comment. I can't put it there? "Why not? I'm sure you'd like it the second time. Well, at least that's what the Philistines tried to convince me of. Never need to buy salt again!"
  • Frostblade
    Frostblade Posted at 3:34 PM Nov 8
    lol hilarious
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Russell BrandYes I will be taking her to a game - West Ham Vs Everton. And, before it begins, no I won't be taking her up the Arsenal. x
Posted at 12:44 AM Nov 6 from Twitter
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  • Angelica
    Angelica Posted at 1:41 AM Nov 8
    LOL! when did you do this video of you? its so funny! http://lnk.ms/4MWRl
  • chris
    chris Posted at 1:15 AM Nov 6
    Many Morrissey references!!!
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Russell BrandWow. Now MY GIRLFRIEND has worn a West Ham basque while hosting the EMA's. What a day!I might revive Gandhi and ask if he wants to be mates.
Posted at 12:36 AM Nov 6 from Twitter
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  • Deirdre Rose Alexandria Cairns
    Deirdre Rose Alexandria Cairns Posted at 2:59 PM Nov 9
    "Katy is lovely btw - nice to see you happy for a change. She has the biggest pair of eyes ever - really nice. She even has a body! Haven't seen one of those in years"
  • Posted at 7:04 PM Nov 6
    Katy Perry is so lucky ;-)
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Russell BrandMorrissey just offered to feed my cat Morrissey when I'm away. Will this open a paranormal vortex?I wonder if Bono will feed him?(the cat).
Posted at 12:02 AM Nov 6 from Twitter
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  • JOY
    JOY Posted at 12:51 AM Nov 6
    I ♥ Morrissey!!!!
  • ϟ IN THIS MOMENT ϟ
    ϟ IN THIS MOMENT ϟ Posted at 12:50 AM Nov 6
    You'r fucking Awesome!! Russell Brand!
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: Russell interview in The Times http://bit.ly/1dN697
Posted at 1:29 PM Nov 3 from Twitter
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  • *~* I HAM SUPER *~*
    *~* I HAM SUPER *~* Posted at 6:24 AM Nov 4
    Ohh Russell Brand. You're my comedic rock superstar. Dane cook who?
  • D.R.A.S.K.
    D.R.A.S.K. Posted at 4:33 AM Nov 4
    Sooo very glad that he and Morrissey made up :-) I know that peeps here were pissed at Russell last week because they were worried that he had left his cat in the dust, so I am glad that they have made up. It seems that Morrissey is a real life connection that we all attach ourselves to because we can not attach ourselves to Russell the famous entertainer!
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: Russell, Ross and Noel http://bit.ly/4lIQSP
Posted at 11:27 PM Nov 2 from Twitter
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  • beckie
    beckie Posted at 4:01 PM Nov 4
    why would anyone WANT to eat tofu????
  • Lauren :)
    Lauren :) Posted at 1:24 PM Nov 3
    i wanna eat tofu with u. lol
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Russell BrandNaturally the preceding image was fleeting and innocent. I'm drawn to the front hump of camels myself. A truly enticing Halloween look...
Posted at 2:09 AM Nov 2 from Twitter
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  • Akira Silverwolf
    Akira Silverwolf Posted at 4:54 PM Nov 2
    cool
  • ~ Carrie ~
    ~ Carrie ~ Posted at 12:58 PM Nov 2
    Are we talking Camel Toes and Lovely lady Humps ??~C
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Russell BrandMy first Halloween- I was a Zapatista freedom fighter "I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees." http://twitpic.com/nxg1/
Posted at 2:06 AM Nov 2 from Twitter
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  • Jason
    Jason Posted at 9:45 AM Nov 2
    I was a vampire. And NOT the sparkly kind. The BA kind. Hey, Russell, you think Vanessa down there wants an autograph? lol
  • ★.☆·:♫*DARK☆ANGEL★♪
    ★.☆·:♫*DARK☆ANGEL★♪ Posted at 8:15 AM Nov 2
    I was a woodo-doll on halloween singing be bop a lula on my knees...
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Russell BrandPeople have observed that a "hairy potato" would be scary. Like a carb-rich testicle. But like the real thing delicious when boiled.
Posted at 3:53 PM Oct 30 from Twitter
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  • Deirdre Rose Alexandria Cairns
    Deirdre Rose Alexandria Cairns Posted at 8:56 PM Nov 2
    Why the fuck are you his friend then? Fuck off to youtube to abuse bands with your more than intelligent witty satire! I used fuck twice there, I'm off for a fuck now.
  • Ellie cherry
    Ellie cherry Posted at 5:23 PM Nov 1
    why does this idiot of a man always has to say somethin referred to sex all the fcukin time!!!
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Russell BrandHalloween?Skeletons and pumpkins aren't actually scary,just bone scaffold and a vegetable.You might as well be scared of potatoes and hair.
Posted at 3:49 PM Oct 30 from Twitter
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  • Short stuff
    Short stuff Posted at 2:31 PM Oct 31
    hehe that is funny what you said LOL
  • The Starfish
    The Starfish Posted at 3:59 AM Oct 31
    Depends on who's potatoes and hair you have to view..lol
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Russell BrandIn fact, @alfiehitchcock even took the photograph of me that you're looking at now.He unnecessarily insisted I remove my underpants for it.
Posted at 3:21 PM Oct 30 from Twitter
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  • ~Kayla~
    ~Kayla~ Posted at 4:06 PM Oct 31
    omg... wow... happy halloween...
  • Debra
    Debra Posted at 5:15 AM Oct 31
    what the hell?? lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Russell BrandI am following @alfiehitchcock, my dear friend and indiscrete photographer who is compromising Britain's best comics with his filthy snaps.
Posted at 3:15 PM Oct 30 from Twitter
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  • Mallorie
    Mallorie Posted at 9:51 PM Oct 30
    I <3 u RUSSELL
  • Marcus
    Marcus Posted at 3:55 PM Oct 30
    Filthy snaps?
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: Scandalous DVD signing http://bit.ly/4ihQgT
Posted at 3:58 PM Oct 28 from Twitter
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  • The Starfish
    The Starfish Posted at 3:52 PM Oct 29
    Russell, give up rainy England and move to the US!
  • Berny
    Berny Posted at 10:40 AM Oct 29
    It's a scandal!!!! :))
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Russell Brandhttp://znl.me/9HFOE I have obliged these gentlemen to work for me for free. I shall have all the butterscotch I can eat.
Posted at 2:09 AM Oct 28 from Twitter
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  • Astaroth
    Astaroth Posted at 4:19 PM Oct 28
    @Stephanie: He already said hes going to eat it.
  • Amber
    Amber Posted at 3:56 PM Oct 28
    muahahahaha hmmm butterscotch angeldelight hmmm
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: Russell on Happiness http://bit.ly/168KKH
Posted at 9:53 PM Oct 27 from Twitter
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  • ❀✿Julie❀✿
    ❀✿Julie❀✿ Posted at 1:02 PM Oct 28
    Russell, it's from russelbrand.tv but wasn't a video!? Just a little disappointing, dearie.
  • Bruce
    Bruce Posted at 5:52 AM Oct 28
    and Happiness on you ; Russell !
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: Extra UK dates http://bit.ly/IXjlN
Posted at 10:47 AM Oct 26 from Twitter
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: New U.S gigs http://bit.ly/QkGwM
Posted at 4:05 PM Oct 24 from Twitter
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Russell BrandMeet Mark Collett Head of BNP PR - http://tinyurl.com/r8ngs6 http://tinyurl.com/yju7jxc http://tinyurl.com/yk5ngl2
Posted at 5:09 PM Oct 22 from Twitter
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: Saxon Nosh Job http://bit.ly/4eV2QT
Posted at 1:18 PM Oct 22 from Twitter
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  • susan
    susan Posted at 4:25 PM Oct 22
    I just love you......Dinner at 7?
  • ϟ IN THIS MOMENT ϟ
    ϟ IN THIS MOMENT ϟ Posted at 4:06 PM Oct 22
    You rock my world! Russel Brand!!
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Russell BrandFrom russellbrand.tv: Russell 'Skinned' on Channel 4 http://bit.ly/8pR6q
Posted at 5:42 PM Oct 20 from Twitter
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Russell BrandI'm going to meditate now and tune into the silent consciousness that unites us all. ALL. So, abundant, limitless love to EVERYBODY. x
Posted at 10:02 PM Oct 16 from Twitter
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Russell BrandIn spite of our instinct for self preservation we abandon ourselves into the mystery of another. In love there is evidence that we are one.
Posted at 9:59 PM Oct 16 from Twitter
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  • ♫*Missi*♫
    ♫*Missi*♫ Posted at 8:05 AM Oct 23
    oh russell i love you
  • *~boms~*
    *~boms~* Posted at 3:47 PM Oct 19
    is that Confucius says?
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Russell BrandTo clarify it was Charlie's excellent piece regarding Jan Moir's insane bigotry regarding the sad death of Stephen Gately. guardian.co.uk
Posted at 9:54 PM Oct 16 from Twitter
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  • Deevviiin!
    Deevviiin! Posted at 10:01 PM Oct 16
    these people to go fuck them selves, honeslt. saying your the "shit" isnt going to get people to add you.
  • .:.:♥Lauren.!♥:.:.
    .:.:♥Lauren.!♥:.:. Posted at 9:57 PM Oct 16
    hahHah!!!!
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Russell BrandPhenomenal torch of actual righteousness @charltonbrooker scorches through hate http://j.mp//l9dwd. The perfect response.
Posted at 9:51 PM Oct 16 from Twitter
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  • ϟ IN THIS MOMENT ϟ
    ϟ IN THIS MOMENT ϟ Posted at 5:37 AM Oct 19
    i love u so much!!!
  • Maggie
    Maggie Posted at 9:53 PM Oct 16
    you're a phenomenal torch of actual righteousness. BAM
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Russell BrandAlbert Hall on Nov 8- last one in England.It will be magical with special guests,some romantic, some risky. Come- http://tinyurl.com/yhdph7x
Posted at 1:39 PM Oct 12 from Twitter
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Russell BrandHave a look at this little vid http://vid.ly/aeka
Posted at 10:04 AM Oct 10 from Twitter
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Russell Brand@MysteriousMysti Ahaaaa. x
Posted at 5:41 PM Oct 8 from Twitter
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Russell BrandI'm going to do some devilishly exciting things in public soon so you ought stay alert. Tickets will be available for voyeurs. x
Posted at 5:39 PM Oct 8 from Twitter
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  • Rab
    Rab Posted at 1:44 PM Oct 10
    What's a 'ticket'?
  • Susie Q
    Susie Q Posted at 5:07 AM Oct 10
    WooHoo!!
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