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DJ Nikadeemas
DJ NikadeemasFolks that pull you out of a jam aren't always trying to help ya.Posted at 11:20 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasWhen your up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut.
Posted at 3:54 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasThey say distance makes friendship grow stronger. After three days of you doggin my tracks, I kinda miss ya.
Posted at 6:17 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasFolks that throw dirt on ya aren't always trying to hurt ya.
Posted at 3:40 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasI have never crashed, this month and earlier last year.
Posted at 11:22 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasDidn't you say I could call you whenever I felt like eating ice cream?
Posted at 2:50 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasI don't remember why we went to the empty pool that day.
Posted at 4:03 AM Nov 19 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasPeople leave more than footprints as they travel through life.
Posted at 12:35 PM Nov 18 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasStop separating my Oreos and licking the stuffing!
Posted at 3:04 AM Nov 18 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasShe just sat there and started smoking.
Posted at 5:59 PM Nov 17 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasDid I say you could borrow my sweater?
Posted at 6:26 AM Nov 17 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasMaybe you don't know me, but that's OK.
Posted at 2:52 AM Nov 17 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasI could eat at least two big rice balls for lunch.
Posted at 8:00 PM Nov 16 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasIf love is a form of madness, then lock me up and throw away the key.
Posted at 7:14 AM Nov 16 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasNow you talkin' crazy! Man did you eat lunch today?
Posted at 6:39 PM Nov 14 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasYou have captivating eyes, like a unicorn or princess. Has anyone ever told you that.
Posted at 11:26 AM Nov 14 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasBroadcasting with the gods I like to call it. Reaching hundreds of millions of people.
Posted at 5:06 AM Nov 14 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasClear as a flavorless bottle of Vitamin Water.
Posted at 5:31 PM Nov 13 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasWhere's cream corn these days?
Posted at 2:39 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasLike I said, give it to me in your own time.
Posted at 8:45 PM Nov 12 from Twitter
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DJ Nikadeemasshopping records talent shows ballgames traffic tickets restaurant bills phone records music lists movie tickets TV habits and prescriptions
Posted at 9:09 AM Nov 12 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasMandrake Root, Juice of Aconite, Poplar Leaves, Arsenic, Sulphur, Black Candles, Unholy Water and a Consecrated Host
Posted at 4:46 AM Nov 11 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasTranslation complete
Posted at 5:12 PM Nov 10 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasWhat vocation would you pursue if my name disappeared?
Posted at 12:02 PM Nov 10 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasBaby wants to milk.
Posted at 2:07 AM Nov 10 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasYour bed is a car! Yeah its a sweet fuckin' car!
Posted at 3:00 PM Nov 9 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasWhy, Is there something about me that looks so hungry?
Posted at 5:56 AM Nov 9 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasI'm not a decent person so don't waste your time caring for me.
Posted at 3:03 AM Nov 9 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasI've seen a man sewn inside the seat of car. He looked white to me too.
Posted at 11:16 PM Nov 8 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasDo you honestly think we'd send one of our people up to Connecticut just to push you under a train?
Posted at 7:22 PM Nov 8 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasIf this world crumbles, there won't be any tea ceremonies anymore.
Posted at 10:11 PM Nov 7 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasI used preservatives.
Posted at 5:38 PM Nov 7 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasI was guessing pole dancer. Didn't know you were a literary critic.
Posted at 5:08 AM Nov 7 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasEl rancho musica, el sucko muy muy!!!
Posted at 10:30 PM Nov 6 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasYou fight like a pussy, your gonna end up getting fucked!
Posted at 8:33 PM Nov 6 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasYou taste like velvet cake.
Posted at 4:13 PM Nov 6 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasDon't mock me!
Posted at 9:55 PM Nov 5 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasThey won't be around forever to save you.
Posted at 5:31 PM Nov 5 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasSeriously, theirs knives in there!
Posted at 9:42 AM Nov 5 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasNeed more fish sauce.
Posted at 4:32 AM Nov 5 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasWere not here at the crack of dawn to make friends or take a steambath are we?
Posted at 1:32 AM Nov 5 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasI can't tell you what a horrible thing it is to be pulled down by somebody.
Posted at 9:22 PM Nov 4 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasIts locked from the outside.
Posted at 3:21 AM Nov 4 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasThere's too many people in the world, not enough food. This takes care of both problems at the same time.
Posted at 12:37 AM Nov 4 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasI physically know what it feels like to be thrown under the bus.
Posted at 7:48 PM Nov 2 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasThis limit is reached.
Posted at 7:00 AM Oct 31 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasC U Next Tuesday
Posted at 1:21 AM Oct 31 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasYou always got this look in your eyes like your meters away.
Posted at 5:13 AM Oct 30 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasWhen did you start thinking it didn't matter anymore?
Posted at 1:34 AM Oct 30 from Twitter
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DJ NikadeemasWe got bigger problems than zombies.
Posted at 10:10 PM Oct 28 from Twitter
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