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Kellie Pickler
Kellie PicklerWoke up in a shelf, in @aimeemayo's closet.Posted 55 minutes ago from Twitter
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  • <3;brianna;)
    <3;brianna;) Posted 1 minute ago
    it is not thanksgiving
  • WaWa Allen
    WaWa Allen Posted 2 minutes ago
    If you were on a shelf in my closet, I would sure pick Pickler!!
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Kellie PicklerI HIGHLY recommend seeing "Blind Side"....I laughed, cried, smiled, and counted my blessings. :)
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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  • ~♥☆Chela☆♥~
    ~♥☆Chela☆♥~ Posted 1 hour ago
    i love your songs an u im 10 years old
  • I LOVE MY FAMILY......
    I LOVE MY FAMILY...... Posted 1 hour ago
    I have 3 teenage grandsons that I am raising. I think this would be a good life lesson movie to see. The one movie that still sticks in my head is - Imitation of Life. Old, Old Movie. Lana Turner, Sandra Dee and Susan Kohner starred in it. This is another movie that will make you laugh, cry and say - you go girl.....
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Kellie PicklerI had fun reading your jokes. hope everyone sleeps well!! nite nite twitter bugs!! xoxo
Posted at 5:06 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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  • Sureda faye
    Sureda faye Posted 4 hours ago
    HAPPY THANKSGIVING KELLE ALSO HAVE U THOUGHT ABOUT DOING A COMEDY SHOW LIKE REBA ?WE LUV YOUR HUMOR ALSO KEEP ON KEEPING ON BLESSING AND PEACE
  • {a.SAHE.r}
    {a.SAHE.r} Posted 16 hours ago
    8)
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Kellie Picklersend me your funniest jokes and I will RT a few of them. let's laugh. :)
Posted at 4:27 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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  • c a r r i e!
    c a r r i e! Posted 14 hours ago
    England Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
  • Nick Can†u
    Nick Can†u Posted 22 hours ago
    I know i'm late... But.... "What did one snowman say to the other?" Haaaaa!
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Kellie Pickler"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it."-Clint Eastwood #classicmoviequotes
Posted at 4:11 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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  • Rick Jones
    Rick Jones Posted 18 hours ago
    I love it kellie
  • Selina
    Selina Posted 21 hours ago
    haha!!!
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Kellie Picklerstay in/movie night. just ordered a pineapple and cheese pizza from papa johns. yum.
Posted at 2:01 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerJust got my armpit hairs lazered off. Tootle-oo razor!! ;)
Posted at 6:08 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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  • Kellie
    Kellie Posted 17 hours ago
    a lil, tmi, but it sounds ok, it also sounds dangerous, does it hurt...
  • Tammy
    Tammy Posted at 4:24 AM Nov 24
    too much info
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Kellie PicklerHELLOOOOO over there!! sending my love!! xo RT @drohimone @kelliepickler Please give shout out to me and Indonesia, That would be awesome :)
Posted at 2:53 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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  • debonair
    debonair Posted at 12:16 AM Nov 24
    Hi Kellie! my airforce buddy is from indonesia!!! here's a shout-out from the 7th Logistics Readiness Squadron stationed at Dyess, Air Force Base TEXAS!
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Kellie Picklerkelly clarkson-"already gone"....love this song :)
Posted at 2:26 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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  • Megan
    Megan Posted at 1:08 AM Nov 24
    i jove that song too
  • Beth
    Beth Posted at 12:57 AM Nov 24
    I love it too it made me cry cause my hubby and I have been having issues;( ;)
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Kellie PicklerBaHahahaha! RT@RebaFan4Eva @kelliepickler What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?... A crazy bitch who WILL find you!! HA!!
Posted at 2:17 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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  • ♰tina♰
    ♰tina♰ Posted 5 hours ago
    lol thats a good one
  • Kellie
    Kellie Posted 17 hours ago
    lol, i love that joke,
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Kellie PicklerLOL! RT @Dr_bones @kelliepickler Snail buys a car wants 2paint a S on it so when he drives past ppl will go..look @that S-Car-go(escargot)!
Posted at 2:07 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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  • Kellie
    Kellie Posted 17 hours ago
    omg, where r u finding these...??
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Kellie Pickler...and Lee Ann Womack's-"Call Me Crazy"...if you haven't already :)
Posted at 6:31 AM Nov 23 from Twitter
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Kellie Pickler....also...get Jamey Johnson's CD-That Lonesome Song...it's KILLER. ;)
Posted at 6:15 AM Nov 23 from Twitter
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  • ♥╤►╩«û↨tYlEr⌡§≤½Ω╖♥
    ♥╤►╩«û↨tYlEr⌡§≤½Ω╖♥ Posted 2 hours ago
    dont read this. you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 peoples you will die within 2 days. now uv started readin dis dunt stop this is so scary. send this over to 5 people in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. this is so scary because it actually work
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Kellie PicklerIF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD MIRANDA LAMBERT'S NEW CD-"REVOLUTION"...THEN GET IT!!!....NO "SMOKE AND MIRRORS"...JUST PURE REALNESS! ;)
Posted at 5:59 AM Nov 23 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerwhat's up with all the "smoke and mirrors"...whatever happened to just singing a song and selling it with the power of the lyrics??
Posted at 5:12 AM Nov 23 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerhttp://twitpic.com/qf0em - Sitting at the salon w/color on my hair. Reading this...
Posted at 10:13 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerhttp://twitpic.com/qeaag - @Rachreinert awwh...I love u so much!! :)
Posted at 7:43 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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  • ♥╤►╩«û↨tYlEr⌡§≤½Ω╖♥
    ♥╤►╩«û↨tYlEr⌡§≤½Ω╖♥ Posted 2 hours ago
    dont read this. you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 peoples you will die within 2 days. now uv started readin dis dunt stop this is so scary. send this over to 5 people in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. this is so scary because it actually work
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Kellie PicklerEric (my 9yr old brother) said-"sissy can we PLEASE go to Davis-Kidd, pleeeease??" It makes me smile that he's excited about books. ;)
Posted at 6:30 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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  • ♥╤►╩«û↨tYlEr⌡§≤½Ω╖♥
    ♥╤►╩«û↨tYlEr⌡§≤½Ω╖♥ Posted 2 hours ago
    dont read this. you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 peoples you will die within 2 days. now uv started readin dis dunt stop this is so scary. send this over to 5 people in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. this is so scary because it actually work
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Kellie PicklerThere's nothing like playing checkers at a cracker barrel. ;)
Posted at 1:18 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerSeriously??-"you are so hot, the handles on my faucet are now labeled "cold & Kellie"...hahaha!!
Posted at 8:51 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthats when you say-"oh, excuse me, must have been something I ate." ;) RT @joannab12 @kelliepickler someonejust farted lets get out of here
Posted at 7:16 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklercorny!! ha!! RT @matt_west1 @kelliepickler are you related to tony the tiger, because you are Grrreat!
Posted at 7:12 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerwhoever says that needs more than a band aid! ha! :) RT @lizliz07 @kelliepickler do you have a band aid, I scraped my knee falling for you.
Posted at 7:08 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthat's horrible!! RT @hself89 @kelliepickler some guy used this on my friend: "are you retarded? ....Cause you're one special girl!!"
Posted at 7:04 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthat's cute!! :) RT @michaelbattisti @kelliepickler if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together
Posted at 7:01 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerreply-"No, Anthrax." ;) RT @CySUballz @kelliepickler "Do you clean your pants with Windex because I can sure see myself in them?"
Posted at 7:00 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklersomeone just said this to me-"see my buddy over there...? He want's to know if you think I'm cute...?
Posted at 6:56 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerhilArious!! lol!! :) "RT @BobbyZ23 @kelliepickler "Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns."
Posted at 6:52 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthat's cute! :) RT @heather_clark @kelliepickler my name isnt elmo but you can tickle me anytime...
Posted at 6:50 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthat's when you simply say- "I wish" (i was a girl) HA! RT @VickyyD @kelliepickler so... you're a girl huh?
Posted at 6:43 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerI'm speechless. RT @AshleyLaur @kelliepickler "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." LOL!!!
Posted at 6:37 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthat's cheesy! ha! RT @ale_bieber @kelliepickler Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Posted at 6:34 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthis takes home the corny award!! lol!! RT @Beamer05 @kelliepickler- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Posted at 6:29 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerBAHahahahahA!!! RT @lenzlou29 @kelliepickler -Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
Posted at 6:15 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthat is sweet!! RT-Mike_Adel @kelliepickler (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Posted at 7:33 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthis wins "todays cutest tweet"-RT @dcarr13 @kelliepickler Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Posted at 7:28 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerboy, now this is my kinda pick up line! ha! RT @StephElisaNeal @kelliepickler Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
Posted at 7:26 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerthey need to retire this one! ;) RT @LVMindblown @kelliepickler Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Posted at 7:24 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerWow, I've never heard that one before! ha! RT @InLoveWithJonas @kelliepickler I'm sorry, the sparkle in your eye is blinding me.
Posted at 7:23 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklertell me the WORST pickup line!!
Posted at 7:20 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerRT@StephElisaNeal @kelliepickler What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? [Frostbite!]
Posted at 7:17 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerRT @deltaguy28 @kelliepickler how do you get rid of the swine flu? Rub OINKMent on it! haha!
Posted at 7:15 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklertell me a funny joke. (but keep it clean, there's young eyes on here that know how to read)..I'll "RT" the good ones. :)
Posted at 7:10 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerwatching Carrie on Jimmy Kimmel...he just gave her a vegetarian green guacamole turkey for thanksgiving. gross.
Posted at 5:55 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerI love journals with No lines on the pages. :)
Posted at 1:29 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie PicklerI'm in love with book stores.
Posted at 12:34 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kellie Picklerhttp://twitpic.com/q5iru - Cheers! To a long day of shopping...
Posted at 10:40 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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  • Roxanne
    Roxanne Posted at 1:09 AM Nov 23
    how are the holidays just a fan to say hello
  • *PEACE*<3*OUT*
    *PEACE*<3*OUT* Posted at 4:31 PM Nov 22
    im the real kellie fan! haha add me if u think ur a kellie fan.
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Kellie PicklerGirls day w/@summerherlocker South Park in Charlotte! Shop till we drop!! ;)
Posted at 7:26 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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  • Joe
    Joe Posted at 3:44 PM Nov 20
    hope you had fun
  • ☠☮baby loveing cupcake pooping dinosoure☠☮
    ☠☮baby loveing cupcake pooping dinosoure☠☮ Posted at 12:26 AM Nov 20
    Posted 10 seconds ago dont read this. you will get kissed on the nearest possible friday by the love of your life. tomorrow will be the best day of your life. however if you dont post this comment to at least 3 peoples you will die within 2 days. now uv started readin dis dunt stop this is so scary. send this over to 5 people in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. this is so scary because it actually work
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Kellie PicklerI really want a chinese crested hairless puppy. really really bad.
Posted at 4:22 AM Nov 17 from Twitter
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  • PAUL
    PAUL Posted at 10:47 PM Nov 19
    a hairless pup hummm when you get it show a pic of it please i dont think i've ever seen one. take care and have fun shopping get the pup some clothes
  • Ronnie
    Ronnie Posted at 11:37 AM Nov 19
    Pleasuredomeonline.com check it out!! Lowest prices I've ever seen!!
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Kellie Picklerwatching discovery channel. planet earth-best show on tv :)
Posted at 4:06 AM Nov 17 from Twitter
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  • :D Arie/"Tay"tastic...Fansite <3
    :D Arie/"Tay"tastic...Fansite <3 Posted at 7:51 PM Nov 18
    i have to disagree, i like mythbusters better :D d b
  • Teresa
    Teresa Posted at 5:16 AM Nov 17
    wish I could. the kids have my tv. (teenagers) spongebob square pants overrules anything else. lol
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