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Twitter.com/JDFelip™
Twitter.com/JDFelip™ successfully hula hoop'd thru a Cherrio back in my skinny days...Posted at 6:10 PM Dec 29 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is enjoying his monday while he whittle's something for you with his frost-bitten hands...
Posted at 5:37 PM Dec 28 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ I believe in the youth of my tribe. If they speak up more, our tribe is secure & fighting amongst ourselves is an afterthought. #rezlife
Posted at 4:45 AM Dec 28 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is battling a hangover like it ain't no thang but a chicken wang on a strizzang...
Posted at 3:40 PM Dec 26 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is running around in PJs screaming: AHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING!!!!!!! (Hold on. I gotta catch my bref.) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!... #rezlife
Posted at 2:06 PM Dec 25 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is getting into the Somehowliday Spirit...#rezlife
Posted at 5:00 PM Dec 23 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ says: Holy moly! I just woke up to a butt-load o' snow on the ground!! HALLE-freakin'-LUJAH!!! #rezlife
Posted at 3:37 PM Dec 23 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is busy sweatin' to the oldies...Who knew geriatrics could make me sweat so much?
Posted at 4:00 AM Dec 23 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ wants to know your 10-20...Rep ur 'hood/rez, people!!
Posted at 5:40 AM Dec 22 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is chill.
Posted at 3:14 AM Dec 21 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is torn. Shud I start watchin 'Clueless' over & over now or wait until after the Broncos annihilate the Raiders? Hmm..(RIP Brittany Murphy)
Posted at 7:56 PM Dec 20 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is cruising on the highway of Life with eyes wide shut...(and maybe a fo'ty oz.)
Posted at 6:11 PM Dec 19 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ says: Text STANDUP FELIP to 44686 or have good sex instead...#rezlife
Posted at 5:23 PM Dec 19 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is cruising on the highway of Life with eyes wide shut...(and maybe a fo'ty oz.)
Posted at 3:32 PM Dec 19 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ wishes: U would text STANDUP FELIP to 44686 so I mite get Comedy Central's Standup Showdown 2 notice me..Vote often & I mite get naked 4 u.
Posted at 3:00 AM Dec 19 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ says: T.G.I.The day after yesterday...#rezlife
Posted at 4:12 PM Dec 18 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is busy doing some stretches to get himself ready to not go to the gym. Jealous?
Posted at 4:40 PM Dec 17 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is belly dancing for Mrs. Claus at the request of Santa Claus...(I'm trying to get off of the naughty list)
Posted at 7:52 PM Dec 16 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ says: Good night, World...Please let the 'bed bugs' bite so you wake up with purple hickey bites...#rezlife
Posted at 7:02 AM Dec 16 from Mobile
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  • Ms.Maria
    Ms.Maria Posted at 1:25 PM Dec 16
    I did lol love it lol
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ may have just shat himself...Wipies FOX 3!!
Posted at 6:21 PM Dec 14 from Mobile
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  • larry
    larry Posted at 7:14 PM Dec 14
    lol, it's jammed...eagle 20...fox 3!! dagnabbit!!
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ GO BRONCOS!!!
Posted at 5:56 PM Dec 13 from Mobile
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  • **LbUaVbZyZ**
    **LbUaVbZyZ** Posted at 10:40 PM Dec 13
    Ya buddy. BRONCOS GO BACK HOME.. Gotta luv my COLTS
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is playing with his yo-yo and trying to walk the dog...
Posted at 5:50 AM Dec 13 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is awake and can't find his shortes...
Posted at 2:32 PM Dec 12 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is busy blow-drying his moccasins...*Note to Self...You can't walk on water...No matter how much 'Jesus juice' you have in your system.*
Posted at 7:30 AM Dec 12 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ tought Chuck Norris everything he knows...There. The secret is out...
Mood:Hi-Ya!
Posted at 3:08 PM Dec 11 from Mobile
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  • larry
    larry Posted at 5:10 PM Dec 11
    Chuck Norris is the reason that Waldo is hiding.... wanna see sumpin fun? go to google type in Chuck Norris Find then click the i am feeling lucky button
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ says: Don't tell your eh'nu'kehs (kids) that Santa may have a stutter problem when trying to say 'home' & 'horses'..
Posted at 3:42 PM Dec 10 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ farted roses earlier...I hope Cupid holds his nostrils well...
Mood:Valentine Hero
Posted at 9:38 AM Dec 10 from Mobile
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  • [AbbA.ZabbA]
    [AbbA.ZabbA] Posted at 10:01 AM Dec 10
    Ok, I'll go to sleep, Goodnite :P
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is busy studying the words of the past to try to make the words for the future bettter...
Posted at 1:21 AM Dec 10 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ wishes Tiger Woods would've made like Santa & stopped after 3 hos...
Posted at 5:19 PM Dec 9 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ has 2 Big Berthas holding him down so he doesn't blow away in this windy ass weather...
Posted at 5:14 PM Dec 8 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ thinks: Since Tiger's wood has conquered every hole imaginable, I'm sure it's gonna be in the PGA Hall of Fame...with it's own room and bed
Posted at 4:47 AM Dec 8 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ says: HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY, SANTINA!! (what are you in dog years again? Like a 169, give or take?) SHEOWWW!!!
Posted at 4:44 PM Dec 7 from Mobile
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  • YeShUa ©
    YeShUa © Posted at 4:50 PM Dec 7
    Happy Birthday Santina!
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is nice and toasty in his domecile...jealous?
Posted at 12:57 AM Dec 7 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is screaming hoarsely: GOOOO BRONCOS!!
Posted at 6:16 PM Dec 6 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ ain't trying hard to pimp easy...
Posted at 3:23 PM Dec 6 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ says: Make yesterday jealous of your today & tomorrow...
Posted at 3:37 PM Dec 5 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is awake too damn early...Cocka-doodle doo, I guess?
Mood:all awake & shyt
Posted at 1:11 PM Dec 5 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is awake too damn early...Cocka-doodle doo, I guess?
Posted at 12:49 PM Dec 5 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is watching a lady welcome the weekend with open legs...
Posted at 9:31 PM Dec 4 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is falling down an escalator...meet me at the bottom in 30 minutes...
Posted at 3:22 PM Dec 4 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ still likes to live his life backwards...
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Posted at 9:39 PM Dec 3 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ thinks its time for me to FINALLY play big boy games...It's time to bring The Funny Man back home...I can't outrun the dreams no more...
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Posted at 8:29 PM Dec 3 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ blames Tigers infidelity on Nike...They told him to 'Just Do It' #rezlife
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Posted at 3:54 AM Dec 3 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is hoping the person reading this has a smile on their face and is having a swell day..
Mood:somehow
Posted at 8:35 PM Dec 2
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is celebrating the beautiful day with a few good laughs & a few good laughter farts...
Mood:indigenous
Posted at 6:07 PM Dec 1 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ says: Merry "I hope you don't have the Poops tomorrow" Day!!
Mood:Peptol
Posted at 12:16 AM Nov 27
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is what it is, son...
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Posted at 3:00 PM Nov 25 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is petting his camel toe...It's a 'humpy' animal with an ingrown nail...
Mood:somehow
Posted at 4:42 AM Nov 25 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ just wants you to succeed...
Mood:You
Posted at 4:06 AM Nov 24 from Mobile
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Twitter.com/JDFelip™ is just rocking out with his sheep flock out!!
Mood:Navajo-ish
Posted at 6:13 PM Nov 20 from Mobile
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