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His Royal Flyness
His Royal Flynessneeds *ahem* "something" for tonight. Someone fucking help me out here. Pleeeeeeeeeease.Posted 16 hours ago
Mood: Quest
His Royal Flynessdoesn't care if the Indians lost their land. In fact,it's really funny that they did. I like eating lot's of food on Thanksgiving.
Mood:Anal Cunt
Posted at 6:58 AM Nov 24
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His Royal Flynesss looking inside America. She's alright. You can even see her kidneys.
Mood:Damon
Posted at 5:51 AM Nov 20
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His Royal Flynessfucks arses.
Mood:Withnail & I
Posted at 3:29 AM Nov 19
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His Royal Flynessis sweating and shivering at the same time. How is that even possible?
Mood:Pig AIDS
Posted at 10:23 PM Nov 17
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His Royal Flynessis sick and hung over at the same time. I'm either doing something wrong with my life or doing something very right.
Mood:Willie Cayote
Posted at 9:47 PM Nov 16
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His Royal Flynessis writing pop lyrics.
Mood:Ye-ye
Posted at 11:58 PM Nov 14
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His Royal FlynessOn m'appelle petit bout de chou
Mood:Ye-ye
Posted at 1:53 AM Nov 14
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His Royal Flynessis wondering if Lady GaGa and Marilyn Manson are the same person.
Mood:Typical Cynical
Posted at 6:25 AM Nov 12
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His Royal Flynesslistening to Oasis while wearing his John Lennon shades. Just roll with it and don't look back in anger. Ironic? Defiantly;maybe.
Mood:John Liam
Posted at 5:19 PM Nov 10
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His Royal Flynessist over fjell og gjennom torner.
Mood:Darkthrone
Posted at 7:20 PM Nov 9
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His Royal Flynesshas started smoking. Sorry mom.
Mood:Cancerous AIDS
Posted at 4:32 AM Nov 9
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His Royal Flynesswishes he could go back in time and have a coked up orgy with the Solid Gold dancers.
Mood:Awesome 80's.
Posted at 10:31 PM Nov 7
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His Royal Flyness"November coming fire;Samhain grim."
Mood:Novembers Fire
Posted at 1:55 AM Nov 7
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His Royal Flynessis going to pay off his debts with a paintshop drawing of a spider.
Mood:27bslash
Posted at 11:52 PM Nov 5
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His Royal Flynessis incapable of finding a worthy adversary in nature. So now I will have to construct one...
Mood:Mad genius
Posted at 12:44 AM Nov 5
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His Royal Flynessis,at heart,a moralist playing his hand at being an immoralist.
Mood:Hunter
Posted at 7:35 AM Nov 3
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His Royal Flynessis hoping it goes well tomorrow.
Mood:Professional
Posted at 7:33 AM Nov 3
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His Royal Flynesswant's to fuse a mini black light on a handheld Dustbuster that uses clear plastic bags. Does anyone else see were I'm going with this? This is how I wi
Mood:Raol Duke
Posted at 11:43 PM Nov 2
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His Royal Flynessjust cut up a line using the business card of a police officer he's supposed to get in contact with. Is this a new high or a new low? Vote now!
Mood:Raol Duke
Posted at 9:20 PM Nov 1
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His Royal Flynessis staring Halloween off right. By getting drunk with his parents for the first time. It's not as awkward as you think,especially when after they've had
Mood:Haram
Posted at 10:25 PM Oct 31
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His Royal Flynessis Mark E. Lydon.
Mood:Karaoke
Posted at 11:52 PM Oct 30
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His Royal Flynessseeks the warmth of the Samhain fire.
Mood:Initium
Posted at 7:18 PM Oct 28
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His Royal FlynessMetamorphoses lycanthropie, possunt inquam. Metamorphoses lycanthropie, possunt inquam.
Mood:Halloween II
Posted at 1:44 AM Oct 28
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His Royal Flynesswonders why he only attracts old closeted gay men and teenage girls.
Mood:LOLWTF
Posted at 8:11 PM Oct 27
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His Royal Flyness*sigh* Ypsilanti. A little slice of the third world in Ann Arbors' backyard.
Mood:Genocidal
Posted at 3:38 AM Oct 27
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His Royal Flynesss going to Wolf Wall it in 2010 and beyond.
Mood:Wolf Wall
Posted at 9:43 PM Oct 24
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His Royal Flynesswants you act like a white girl wit it. No hands. Unnnnnnngh!
Mood:Wesley Pipes
Posted at 7:19 PM Oct 23
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His Royal Flynesswonders if he's the only one who understands that when symbolism's and metaphors become blatantly obvious,they become cliches.
Mood:Better then most
Posted at 9:37 PM Oct 22
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His Royal Flynessis pressing jump and attack at the same time.
Mood:Mike Haggar
Posted at 4:39 PM Oct 22
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His Royal Flynessthinks it might be a dog house but he's not sure,since there are no dogs around.
Mood:Silent Hill
Posted at 1:17 AM Oct 22
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His Royal Flynesswant's to see a horror buddy movie with Bruce Campbell and Jeffrey Combs.
Mood:Inspired.
Posted at 8:15 PM Oct 21
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His Royal Flynessforgot that he drew Justin on one of the tables at the League Underground.
Mood:Justin
Posted at 10:11 PM Oct 19
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His Royal Flynessis the only person in the world who likes The Grudge.
Mood:Never forgive
Posted at 1:21 PM Oct 19
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    I like it.
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His Royal Flynessthinks LURK MOAR should be the first rule of the internet.
Mood:LURK MOAR
Posted at 3:09 AM Oct 19
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His Royal Flynessreally misses his devilock around this time of year.
Mood:Devilock!
Posted at 4:00 AM Oct 17
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His Royal Flynesshas a black light in his living room. I think it's the first step necessary in making my place look like a strip joint.
Mood:Table dance
Posted at 4:58 AM Oct 16
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His Royal Flynesswas raised on knuckle sandwiches;in an alley crib. In a jungle of knives and chains;I had to fight to live.
Mood:Garage Rock
Posted at 12:51 PM Oct 15
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His Royal Flynessneeds a really cool European last name. :-/
Mood:P.R/A&Ring.
Posted at 1:03 AM Oct 15
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His Royal Flynessis a fairly well adjusted normal person who happens to do outrageous things on the internet.
Mood:Trolling
Posted at 2:17 AM Oct 14
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His Royal Flynessorders you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Mood:A God.
Posted at 2:18 AM Oct 13
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  • davelaFave
    davelaFave Posted at 12:42 PM Oct 13
    YOu never come and see me anymore. Are we breaking up?
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His Royal Flynessreally doesn't understand people who don't use multiple email address's.
Mood:Troll
Posted at 2:09 AM Oct 12
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His Royal Flynessreally doesn't understand people who don't use multiple email address's. Especially when they start shit with me online and I find all their *ahem*
Mood:Troll
Posted at 2:07 AM Oct 12
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His Royal Flynessknows there's no nice way to put it. We need concentration camps for white trash.
Mood:Survival mode
Posted at 1:15 AM Oct 12
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His Royal Flynesswonders: Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a young girl in 1990? If not,why hasn't he denied it?
Mood:Trolling
Posted at 9:24 PM Oct 10
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His Royal Flynesswants to be adored.
Mood:Shoegaze
Posted at 10:06 PM Oct 9
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His Royal Flynessfirst hot cider of the season. :-d
Mood:Seasonal
Posted at 11:35 AM Oct 7
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His Royal Flynessput his faith in Blast Hardcheese.
Mood:MST3K
Posted at 5:01 AM Oct 7
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His Royal Flynessis in full one Lovecraft/Silent Hill mode right now. Fuck everything else.
Mood:Halloween
Posted at 10:08 PM Oct 5
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His Royal Flynessknew it could be nothing less then the tangible substance of Earths supreme terror;the nightmare corpse city of R'yleh...
Mood:Lovecraftian
Posted at 1:00 AM Oct 5
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