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Eric
EricPolice ruin holidays by taking gift-wrapped fetus from under Christmas tree http://lnk.ms/3WtPcPosted 20 hours ago from Ping.fm
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EricTaekwondo-trained monkeys taking revenge on their master "better than a Bruce Lee film" (great photo) http://lnk.ms/4yG4Y
Posted 20 hours ago from Ping.fm
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EricDrunk Transvestite Four Year Old Steals Neighborhood Christmas Presents http://lnk.ms/3Wsy4
Posted 20 hours ago from Ping.fm
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EricHappy Monkey Day! Philadelphia Weekly celebrates with "a few of our favorite songs about monkeys" http://lnk.ms/3Rrb8
Posted at 11:35 PM Dec 14 from Ping.fm
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Eric10 Great Monkey Costumes because Today is Monkey Day! http://lnk.ms/4t1Nj
Posted at 7:00 PM Dec 14 from Ping.fm
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EricMengele stole my kidney: Auschwitz survivor reveals why he avoided doctors for 64 years http://lnk.ms/4rPs7
Posted at 4:48 PM Dec 12 from Ping.fm
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EricChinese husband limits wife's kung fu attacks on him to only once a week http://lnk.ms/4nBSd
Posted at 4:47 PM Dec 8 from Ping.fm
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EricArlington mayor believes Obama is a Muslim blocking his access to "Peanuts" Christmas special http://lnk.ms/4kBdn
Posted at 8:16 PM Dec 4 from Ping.fm
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EricJapanese man 'marries' computer game character (it's OK cuz it ain't gay) http://lnk.ms/3HdvS
Posted at 3:22 PM Dec 4 from Ping.fm
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EricInheriting billions from your grandma is so easy cavemen can do it http://lnk.ms/4jcnl
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Posted at 1:16 AM Dec 4 from Ping.fm
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EricHey, thanks Heidi at Publisher's Weekly for calling me a good catch. http://lnk.ms/3GSqS
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Posted at 2:02 AM Dec 3 from Ping.fm
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EricNow we know who is destroying Tiger Woods' marriage: NY set to legalize gay marriage http://lnk.ms/4hbTd
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Posted at 8:41 PM Dec 2 from Ping.fm
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EricTcj.com down for maintenance; it'll return w/ new blog by Eric Millikin, Gary Groth, Shaenon Garrity, Ken Smith, etc. http://lnk.ms/3F3fm
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Posted at 6:18 AM Dec 1 from Ping.fm
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EricMy Heroes: Dr. King, Dr. Frankenstein and Dr. Seuss http://lnk.ms/3DQBV
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Posted at 3:03 PM Nov 30 from Ping.fm
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EricInsane OCD leaf blower man down the street needs to accept that sometimes leaves fall off trees.
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Posted at 3:32 PM Nov 28 from Ping.fm
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EricTIME photoshops semen into senator's hair, then removes post (but google cached it) http://lnk.ms/4ZQrl
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Posted at 8:59 PM Nov 24 from Ping.fm
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  • Matt
    Matt Posted at 9:17 AM Nov 26
    Dude I can't believe they really did that!
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Eric'Frankenstein' fix lets Japanese asteroid mission cheat death http://lnk.ms/37R4m
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Posted at 11:21 PM Nov 23 from Ping.fm
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EricIn their war on gay marriage, Texas accidently banned all marriages http://lnk.ms/4VyDv
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Posted at 2:57 PM Nov 19 from Ping.fm
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EricI don't know what I did, but the attorney general of Michigan was just following me.
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Posted at 8:54 PM Nov 18 from Ping.fm
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EricWould-be ninja misses the jump, impaled through buttock by metal fence http://lnk.ms/4VGQ9
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Posted at 3:08 PM Nov 18 from Ping.fm
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  • Deltronicus
    Deltronicus Posted at 3:54 PM Nov 18
    You must be a Farker. Or a Fark.com-er sounds nicer.
  • Eric
    Eric Posted at 3:27 PM Nov 18
    Yeah, surprised he didn't impale both his buttock and his skull, what with his head up his ass and everything.
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EricThis painting is a warning on what can happen when you demonize people you disagree with. http://lnk.ms/4TldF
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Posted at 8:57 PM Nov 17 from Ping.fm
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EricMan 'ripped in half' in motorcycle crash given remote-controlled bionic butt http://lnk.ms/32gHt
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Posted at 8:04 PM Nov 16 from Ping.fm
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EricJust another Sunday evening, painting demons striding across a desert landscape.
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Posted at 11:46 PM Nov 15 from Ping.fm
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EricOops, "YOU FAIL!" School's automated Kologarn telephone system robocalls all parents; says their kids are flunking http://lnk.ms/30JjS
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Posted at 10:27 PM Nov 12 from Ping.fm
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EricMarine reservist suspects Greek Orthodox priest is an Arab terrorist, gives him tire-iron beat down http://lnk.ms/2z1VB
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Posted at 12:13 AM Nov 11 from Ping.fm
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EricVomiting drunk driver calls 911 to report his weed has been stolen http://lnk.ms/2yWtk
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Posted at 4:54 AM Nov 10 from Ping.fm
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EricEvery time I see the world "impetus" I hope it's a typo for "imp fetus."
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Posted at 11:11 PM Nov 9 from Ping.fm
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EricMexican mayor announces death of political rival... hours before his body was found and two days before it was identified http://lnk.ms/2vcxp
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Posted at 4:52 PM Nov 5 from Ping.fm
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  • Gerson
    Gerson Posted at 2:44 PM Nov 7
    just took the 5 minute IQ test and I scored a 99 and it matched me with miley cyrus! find your real IQ and what celeb has the same IQ as you.. take the free test now just goto: IQCompareTest [dot] com
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EricYouTube - Christopher Walken performs Lady Gaga's Poker Face http://lnk.ms/4Hb4H
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Posted at 4:20 AM Nov 1 from Ping.fm
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EricChristian Broadcasting Network Warns Against 'Demonic' Halloween Candy "Prayed Over by Witches" http://lnk.ms/2s3Dr
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Posted at 8:44 PM Oct 31 from Ping.fm
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EricPoll: 14% of Americans are complete idiots, think Fox News is “mostly liberal” http://lnk.ms/4GqN1
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Posted at 7:53 PM Oct 30 from Ping.fm
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EricNew study: How voting for McCain could prove disastrous to your testicles ( http://lnk.ms/3xSK7 )
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Posted at 9:25 PM Oct 22 from Ping.fm
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EricSwedish power plant burning bunnies for biofuel ( http://lnk.ms/24cpf )
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Posted at 2:26 PM Oct 16 from Ping.fm
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EricLouisiana Justice of the Peace refuses to issue marriage license to interracial couple ( http://lnk.ms/3VNMj )
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Posted at 6:42 AM Oct 16 from Ping.fm
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EricArtist Ottmar Hoerl rallying his Hitler gnomes to invade German town ( http://lnk.ms/21DNX )
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Posted at 4:44 PM Oct 15 from Ping.fm
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EricThe most devastating pro wrestling and/or Mortal Kombat finishing move of all time would probably be the Three Hole Punch.
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Posted at 7:13 PM Oct 13 from Ping.fm
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EricDon't try this: 16-year-old girl loses 8 fingers in art class ( http://lnk.ms/1sfjB )
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Posted at 2:36 PM Oct 13 from Ping.fm
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EricIf my pet chimp that I'd raised since he was a baby went wild and bit half my face off I think I'd rename him Chompy Chimp.
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Posted at 12:26 AM Oct 13 from Ping.fm
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EricMy Rush Limbaugh siding with terrorists painting (http://lnk.ms/3DPx9)
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Posted at 4:18 PM Oct 12 from Ping.fm
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EricCop beats up 15 year old for untucked shirt, shot ex-wife's new husband 24 times in 'self defense', jailed for rape (http://lnk.ms/39rRT)
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Posted at 10:29 PM Oct 11 from Ping.fm
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EricI don't think I realized just how much paint this picture of Rush Limbaugh was going to take.
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Posted at 10:17 PM Oct 11 from Ping.fm
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EricTime Mag fail: Nobel is last thing Obama needs. Guess it's worse than "Dudes with guns outside my speeches" (http://lnk.ms/1bb9D)
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Posted at 7:07 PM Oct 9 from Ping.fm
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EricLobster is latest casualty of WWII after being blown up inside an unexploded mine (http://lnk.ms/31dhl)
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Posted at 5:40 PM Oct 9 from Ping.fm
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EricFrom now on any time crazy redneck is randomly screaming "you lie" at you in public & you don't punch em out, you get a nobel prize.
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Posted at 3:13 PM Oct 9 from Ping.fm
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EricBrain-Computer Interface Allows Person-to-person Communication Through Power Of Thought (http://lnk.ms/2sxGF)
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Posted at 2:52 PM Oct 7 from Ping.fm
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EricPigs have a problem w/ mom transporting teen daughter in cardboard box coat-hangered to top of van (http://lnk.ms/2rBBR)
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Posted at 12:48 AM Oct 7 from Ping.fm
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  • Rangga A.
    Rangga A. Posted at 8:04 AM Oct 7
    soo i got paid some extra money around $557 - if you need any extra money in sparetime, read this main article it works, on your webbrowser and goto: Chan3News [dot] com
  • Wendy The 'My Space Mommy'~
    Wendy The 'My Space Mommy'~ Posted at 1:44 AM Oct 7
    I read that the other day...she should have to go to court in another state and have to fly there...in a box...on top of the plane!
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EricOne of those days. 6 inches forward, 5 inches back. Putting Type O Negative cover of "Angry Inch" on repeat. (http://lnk.ms/1LFnr)
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Posted at 12:19 AM Oct 6 from Ping.fm
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EricI'm starting a new cult after: Fossil of giant 'Devil Toad' found (http://lnk.ms/1L1NN)
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Posted at 11:24 PM Oct 5 from Ping.fm
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EricZombie Saurus Rex goes to Disney World (http://lnk.ms/2l0rM)
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Posted at 4:22 PM Oct 5 from Ping.fm
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EricTouching up my Self Portrait With Axe And Tentacles painting to get it ready for the next show. http://lnk.ms/1G0sN
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Posted at 9:09 PM Oct 4 from Ping.fm
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    ;) hey i received a utfzp $349 check in the mail the other day if you are looking for extra $$$ type in your web browser and read main article: Chan3News .com
  • Michael
    Michael Posted at 8:03 AM Oct 5
    niceee, hey i received a ngdxy $319 check in the mail the other day if you are looking for extra $$$ type in your web browser and read main article: Chan3News .com
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