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♥Mika Tan♥
♥Mika Tan♥Hold tight to your friends & family: A snowflake is one of the most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together!Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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  • Angel
    Angel Posted 7 hours ago
    Agreed. In the times that I've had it the toughest, they've been there, ever constant... like the North star.
  • DOC HOLIDAY
    DOC HOLIDAY Posted 16 hours ago
    nice!
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♥Mika Tan♥Holiday Shopping PSA: Don't get stuck on an escalator! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRBchZLkQR0
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥This holiday season's PSA: How not to get your ass kicked by the police! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8 Thanks, Chris Rock!
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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  • Kyddo
    Kyddo Posted 19 hours ago
    Thats awesome, lol
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♥Mika Tan♥You may send donations to http://aim-med.org, a non-profit adult-entertainment STD screening and medical organization.
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Thank goodness there's great cock here. It was giving "Nuts 4 Nuts" a whole new meaning for me.
Posted at 9:07 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥I think London is HOT! RT @iamivanxxx Rate YouTube video (5 / 5 stars-Paranormal Activity: Ghost of a porn set http://bit.ly/07fItEj
Posted at 3:41 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥RT @zakaraya "There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy....Her heart." -From "Milk Money"
Posted at 3:36 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥PLEASE!! TAKE 30 SECONDS & VOTE for RuffHouZen to build a dream shelter! http://bit.ly/07B5a6I Thanks, @thebrooketaylor
Posted at 3:34 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Dream on This: "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" ~Satchel Paige
Posted at 9:22 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥http://twitpic.com/qqhd8 - I have now forgot 2 copies in the seat pocket of planes. 3rd one's a charm. Is this why it's a bestseller?
Posted at 9:14 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥"There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way." ~Christopher Morley
Posted at 8:27 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥MU-HAHAHA! "Every exit is an entry somewhere else." -Tom Stoppard (Dear sweet Tom has no idea I gutterized his saying)
Posted at 8:03 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Haven't had sex in while & grow more irritable every day.  Problem: Too cranky to flirt. Solution: I'll have to find someone & TAKE him.
Posted at 7:54 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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  • Chris
    Chris Posted at 2:31 PM Nov 24
    I'll be right there
  • Jeff Hinkin Band
    Jeff Hinkin Band Posted at 8:07 AM Nov 24
    Nice one. Prepare for the tidal wave of comments...hahaha
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♥Mika Tan♥I forgot my book in NYC 2 month ago, so I still haven't been able to finish my "Road Less Traveled" yet. There's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted at 7:49 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Ummm...I am not saying I'm going to call, but you do realize I don't have your number, right? RT @bobttd please call
Posted at 7:46 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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  • modelo
    modelo Posted at 8:28 AM Nov 24
    how are u babe..?
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♥Mika Tan♥"Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing on one's own sunshine." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Posted at 7:38 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Ekela called me the happiest pessimist: I plan for & expect the worst, so when it happens, I'm prepared. When it doesn't, I'm elated.
Posted at 7:37 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Great idea! RT Curry that leftover turkey! http://s.nyt.com/u/Cbr Thanks, @curioushobbyist
Posted at 6:59 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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  • 乱D♠
    乱D♠ Posted at 7:14 AM Nov 24
    RT Curry that gaper!!
  • Travis
    Travis Posted at 7:08 AM Nov 24
    shut up mika. great idea! fuck you HaRdCoRE. fuck you HaRdCoRE in the ass. DIG IT!!!
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♥Mika Tan♥http://twitpic.com/qp0y2 - Haircut by Abigaila! I was afraid at first, but she did a good job!
Posted at 12:36 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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  • Neko Negra
    Neko Negra Posted at 5:26 AM Nov 24
    awesome! you are a babe :)
  • Chris
    Chris Posted at 2:58 AM Nov 24
    I love it, Very classy!
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♥Mika Tan♥RT I wont hit a bitch, but i'll shake the shit outta her!!!!! (via @debrawithoutanh)
Posted at 12:33 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Just agreed to let Ekela's neighbor--a hair stylist student--"practice" on my head. I may regret this decision. Wish me luck.
Posted at 11:23 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥RT @TheDailyLove "All dreams come to those who wake."
Posted at 7:34 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥HAVE YOU VOTED YET? 4 RuffHouZen 2 build a dream shelter! http://www.care2.com/animal... Thank you, @thebrooketaylor!
Posted at 6:58 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥In my studies, I randomly collected sea uchins for study, w/o much regard to how I collected them or where I injected the sodium choleinate.
Posted at 6:56 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥RT Star in a music video to help 'Crush Global Warming!' As the 40th anniversary of Earth... http://fb.me/3DOwKL7 (via @EarthDayNetwork)
Posted at 6:42 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Saw Fourth Kind last night then got into heavy scientifc vs psychological debate. Anyone else watch it?
Posted at 4:25 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Attn Starfleet! Star Trek Online! RT @curioushobbyist Trekkers can sign up to beta test ST Online from 1/12-1/26. http://bit.ly/8gJmmw
Posted at 4:24 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥RT @curioushobbyist Malicious worm infecting jailbroken iPhones. http://bit.ly/5mrsjP
Posted at 4:22 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Tweeted like a true gentleman! RT @carl65ca A diplomat always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost
Posted at 10:38 PM Nov 22 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥http://twitpic.com/qk384 - How freaking cool is this?! Neel Kar
Posted at 10:37 PM Nov 22 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥How far you go depends on being tender w/the young, compassionate w/the aged, sympathetic w/the striving & tolerant of the weak. ~GW Carver
Posted at 12:11 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened w/children." ~Sam Austin I'm a breeder but this is damn fun
Posted at 12:05 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥http://twitpic.com/qc64s - JitB Beef Bowl is not bad. First time trying it. Very salty & not enough blood. "The Beast" has been calmed for n
Posted at 7:42 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Craving med-rare chunk o'cow. Everything closes 11pm here-even IHOP! Settling for JitB beef bowl. I hate settling when I can afford not to.
Posted at 7:32 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Power's out at the other brothel, so girls are getting busy. Not me! I am out, like David Huebner. We both have hours of shit to pack.
Posted at 5:43 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Sexy @kellyskyline joined in on the nakedness to finish off my last party of this trip...good times, good times!
Posted at 5:35 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥What? ...good? @wuan_g i like that shit ima give 500,000,000 to feed the children i got money to blow ima genaral of my camp speakin
Posted at 2:35 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Blueberry girl, blinded by greed.♫If you're♪not greedy♫you will go far! You will live♪in happiness too!♫Like the♪oompa-loompa♫doompity do!♬
Posted at 12:42 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥A dumb cunt wants in on my appt. U'd think she learned frm the LAST time she tried to muscle in, my fan tried to beat her for 2 hrs straight
Posted at 12:42 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥We're not in the same game. She's a call girl-I don't escort. RT @madscientist76 Thor U were #1? http://bit.ly/6gsb7P/?cid=topic:mainpromo1
Posted at 11:53 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Just got word they shut down the Reno airport. Looks like I extended my stay and paid for a new departure date for nothing. Rats! 
Posted at 11:34 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Interested in fitness? My Beach Body coach is now on twitter. Welcome, @DoraTheAdorable. She is very knowledgeable. Don't be rude or pervy!
Posted at 11:00 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Wiring here worries me; my iMac just turned on. All electrical devices are plugged into surge protectors. Not paranoid; contingency-oriented
Posted at 10:46 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Eat that pussy, @KingofUNB! RT http://twtmuzik.com/songs.p... John$on - Like a Lesbian
Posted at 10:45 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥RT @Dennis_Hof is doing radio Ritchardhuntetshow.com. Tune in & listen we are having s blast. Grizzley Adams, TMZ, Anastacia Fox..
Posted at 10:36 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥RT @gamelink Porn Sale! Starring @kylieireland @MsJennaPresley @mika_tan @enterbelladonna @fatty_d and more! http://bit.ly/pornsale
Posted at 10:35 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥My fitness coaches: #FF @HybridFitness @DoratheAdorable
Posted at 10:32 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Munch on This: "Impossible only defines the degree of difficulty." -Unknown
Posted at 7:39 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥Extended my room as long as I could but have 1 last appt today. Paying to use a VIP suite in the back for a couple hours. Lucky last guy!
Posted at 7:30 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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♥Mika Tan♥"If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail." -Abraham Maslow Look at each issue as an individual case!
Posted at 7:11 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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