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Heidi Cortez
Heidi Cortez Diet Tip # 23 ..... DON"T Eat Christmas cookies :( (especially mine that are made w/ "Love"........AKA, BUTTER!)Posted 40 minutes ago from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Just baked Christmas Cookies for 4.5hrs!!!
Posted 42 minutes ago from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez I'm sooo stupid sometimes! Just got out all of my baking goods to make christmas cookies and realized I don't have any freakin' sugar!! Grr!
Posted 3 hours ago from Twitter
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  • Intelect
    Intelect Posted 2 hours ago
    lol kool aid no suger peanutbutter no jelly ham no burger lol u must have been watchin friday or trin 2 relive it lol
  • इब्राहिम भाग दो
    इब्राहिम भाग दो Posted 2 hours ago
    not as bad as folding up wet laundry nice and neat ready to put away.
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Heidi Cortez Yep! That was me!! RT @ReyReyes: @HeidiCortez were you shopping in Sherman Oaks? I thought I saw you at the mall right now
Posted 23 hours ago from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Waiting in the car for my best friend to get outta the post office....This parking lot is crazy! Yesterday they had a guy directing traffic
Posted at 1:27 AM Dec 16 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez NEVER FAILS.... Do the right thing and God always comes thru, sometimes last minute but He's always faithful. That's where faith steps in
Posted at 6:08 AM Dec 15 from Twitter
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  • Devin StaysWithKicks Daly
    Devin StaysWithKicks Daly Posted at 7:48 PM Dec 15
    hey! i lost 25 lbs with this FREE acai berry. get it from here: freeacaiberry4u . com
  • Homosapien
    Homosapien Posted at 7:21 PM Dec 15
    I'm with ya there sister!
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Heidi Cortez At a McDonalds in LA.... There's a lot of scary people in here. Gives me the creeps.
Posted at 1:35 AM Dec 15 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Wow- Courtney Love lost custody of her daughter Frances Bean? Bummer for the family.
Posted at 12:37 AM Dec 15 from Twitter
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  • ~e.p.o.d~ "PISS OFF" ~e.p.o.d~
    ~e.p.o.d~ "PISS OFF" ~e.p.o.d~ Posted at 12:55 AM Dec 15
    FUCK COURNEY LOVE,THAT BITCH LIVES OFF HIS WORDS & HIS COATAILS,GO SHOP AT IKEA OR SOMESHIT,KNOW WHAT OUR TALKIN BOUT THO,
  • El Chuppers!
    El Chuppers! Posted at 12:55 AM Dec 15
    Courtney is a Tramp!
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Heidi Cortez Wow- Sunset Tan got rid of their Bed Cleaners?
Posted at 12:34 AM Dec 15 from Twitter
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  • Siralot
    Siralot Posted at 10:31 AM Dec 15
    Are you still on that show babydoll!?!
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Heidi Cortez 1 Corinthians 10:12 (New International Version) 12So, if you think you are standing firm, be careful that you don't fall!
Posted at 5:15 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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  • Homosapien
    Homosapien Posted at 6:09 PM Dec 13
    Halelulyah!
  • ♦ A Promise of A Better Life ♦
    ♦ A Promise of A Better Life ♦ Posted at 5:57 PM Dec 13
    DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON'S STATUS YOU WILL HAVE BAD LOVE FOR ONE MONTH. NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 PEOPLE IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
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Heidi Cortez In San Diego working.... Thanking God for even giving providing work.
Posted at 7:23 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez ....My fireplace is making scary noises :(
Posted at 6:11 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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  • Josh
    Josh Posted at 4:28 PM Dec 12
    it is saying snap crankle pop its all go that normal
  • ????
    ???? Posted at 1:26 PM Dec 12
    What kind of scary noises would that be?Either way just think positive thoughts and you will be fine
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Heidi Cortez San Diego Tomorrow!!!! .......Yes, Again
Posted at 6:10 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Just asked the BF if we can have pizza for dinner 2x and he blew me off both times. What's wrong w/ pizza??.... Sheesh!
Posted at 1:21 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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  • Dibrini
    Dibrini Posted at 5:14 AM Dec 12
    What i'm more worried about is that you have to ASK him about anything. If you want pizza, get frickin pizza girl!
  • Jason
    Jason Posted at 4:41 AM Dec 12
    depends on the pizza your getting lol...or what your drinking with it lol...you should get it any way and just keep it to yourself and make him jealous you have it lol...
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Heidi Cortez That was to PAGE Mike Hawk
Posted at 1:03 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez In Hollywood at a camera store. Time for my guy to get new gear! I'm bored... We just told the sales man to pale "Mike Hawk" ..Ha, I'm funny
Posted at 1:00 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Where would we be without God?
Posted at 5:07 AM Dec 11 from Twitter
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  • SKI
    SKI Posted at 12:58 AM Dec 12
    at peace
  • Jackson
    Jackson Posted at 7:09 PM Dec 11
    We can never be without God. But we sure as heck could manage without religeon...
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Heidi Cortez whos "Editor & Publisher"?
Posted at 5:15 PM Dec 10 from Twitter
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  • RANDY in Vegas (@RandyVegas)
    RANDY in Vegas (@RandyVegas) Posted at 5:34 PM Dec 10
    Editor & Publisher (E&P) is a monthly journal covering the North American newspaper industry.
  • Pressure
    Pressure Posted at 5:23 PM Dec 10
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Heidi Cortez Malcolm In The Middle is the funniest show ever.... It's my favorite, and always has been
Posted at 4:30 AM Dec 10 from Twitter
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  • Homosapien
    Homosapien Posted at 10:13 AM Dec 10
    You just think Hal is hot in his speedwalker getup, admit it! HAHA
  • Waynedog
    Waynedog Posted at 6:20 AM Dec 10
    Poor Oprah Windbag....
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Heidi Cortez just wrapped all of the presents & put them under the tree! My fingers hurt from all of the ribbon.....
Posted at 2:50 AM Dec 10 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Please RT ?? http://www.heidicortez.com/store.php "Heidi's Bedtime Stories" Barnes & Noble Bestseller...Perfect gift 4 your girl ;)
Posted at 9:49 PM Dec 8 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Hmmm had my car for a year and never used the heater until now... Thanks cold.
Posted at 1:57 AM Dec 8 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Heeey someone just gave flipped me the bird - I feel like a true American.
Posted at 9:41 PM Dec 7 from Twitter
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  • Dibrini
    Dibrini Posted at 11:21 PM Dec 7
    I bet it was Tiger Woods, probably thought his chance at a shot with you are now over!
  • redweezil
    redweezil Posted at 10:12 PM Dec 7
    ndn peace sign!
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Heidi Cortez I swear, everytime it rains in LA people act like its a snow blizzard, they cancel meetings and don't leave the house
Posted at 9:37 PM Dec 7 from Twitter
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  • $Bryan$ On Top Of The Mountain
    $Bryan$ On Top Of The Mountain Posted at 9:52 PM Dec 7
    Thanks Heidi.Good to Know.
  • eno
    eno Posted at 9:42 PM Dec 7
    just be grateful youre not dealing with the idiots in reno driving in the snow right now haha
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Heidi Cortez Look, guess where I am ... Lol (hint, I spent 2 season on this crazy show on E!) http://mypict.me/1WUQI
Posted at 7:52 PM Dec 7 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Just ate an In-N-Out Grilled Cheese (no meat, yucky) ... For those that don't have that, you have try it when out here :)
Posted at 11:43 PM Dec 6 from Twitter
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  • Devant Le Miroir
    Devant Le Miroir Posted at 2:26 PM Dec 7
    They played your prank call on stern right nOw..You need to get back on that sybian baby.
  • ~{TRAINING DAY}~
    ~{TRAINING DAY}~ Posted at 9:30 AM Dec 7
    Good night!!! ;) Thanx 4 the add!!! :)
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Heidi Cortez Can someone tell me the colts vs tenn score? Thanks.
Posted at 10:06 PM Dec 6 from Twitter
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  • Jeff
    Jeff Posted at 10:23 PM Dec 6
    The score is Tennessee 17, Indianapolis 27
  • Blair
    Blair Posted at 10:16 PM Dec 6
    Yeah, it was Indy 27, Tennessee 17
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Heidi Cortez I had nightmares all night last night... I prob only got like 4hrs of sleep. So feeling it today
Posted at 9:16 PM Dec 6 from Twitter
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  • Author; Sir Shane Moore
    Author; Sir Shane Moore Posted at 10:07 PM Dec 6
    Weird. I did too. Mine involved Dinosaurs/Dinosaur hybrid people that had enslaved humans. What was yours about?
  • Malik
    Malik Posted at 9:37 PM Dec 6
    Why the nightmares, beautiful?
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Heidi Cortez Does anyone else feel like Cheez Its remind you of when u were 5? I'm "tasting" the new BIG Cheeze-its.
Posted at 7:55 PM Dec 6 from Twitter
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  • Plank Road
    Plank Road Posted at 8:12 PM Dec 6
    Making lasagna with lots of cheese!
  • Boss™
    Boss™ Posted at 8:09 PM Dec 6
    Lol thats funny
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Heidi Cortez .... Watching a 43 yo man hula hoop.
Posted at 6:50 PM Dec 6 from Twitter
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  • Redy
    Redy Posted at 7:23 PM Dec 6
    Wii Fitness, right? We kinda of did the same thing for Thanksgiving, funniest thing you ever saw!
  • C.F.S.
    C.F.S. Posted at 7:02 PM Dec 6
    Marry Me!
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Heidi Cortez On my way to San Diego.... Again.
Posted at 4:41 PM Dec 6 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Look at the sweet Gingerbread Train I just made.... Haha, I'm horrible!! http://mypict.me/1UTqB
Posted at 5:55 AM Dec 6 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez Yup, I'm at The Beverly Center watching the gymnast do there thing! Remember last week when the girl fell 3 stories? http://mypict.me/1UwBU
Posted at 12:16 AM Dec 6 from Twitter
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  • Edward- thedreamincome.com
    Edward- thedreamincome.com Posted at 3:14 AM Dec 6
    hi there Heidi sorry about the salon closing. friends of heidi's add me.
  • Stew Padaso
    Stew Padaso Posted at 1:25 AM Dec 6
    Hi heidi I'm curious, hypothetically speaking, if I ran down to the beverly center would that make me a stalker? What if I were say...brad pitt, would that change anything?
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Heidi Cortez please RT ..... For awesomeness check out the improved www.HeidiCortez.com
Posted at 6:30 PM Dec 5 from Twitter
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  • joe
    joe Posted at 7:48 PM Dec 5
    tryied to open and it will not let me, would like to see your new works, have a good weekend
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Heidi Cortez Just woke up, drinking a cup of Joe and then headed out shopping w/ Tiffany & Lindsey.
Posted at 6:22 PM Dec 5 from Twitter
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Heidi Cortez At Home Depot getting my Christmas Tree :)
Posted at 1:06 AM Dec 5 from Twitter
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  • Dibrini
    Dibrini Posted at 5:58 AM Dec 5
    Be sure to use Ozarka for the Tree Water!
  • †JAKE299† ¤R.I.P. DAD¤
    †JAKE299† ¤R.I.P. DAD¤ Posted at 1:19 AM Dec 5
    hve you been to club rain at the palms in Vegas
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Heidi Cortez Off to lunch with Mr. Perfect, then shopping, then getting my xmas tree!
Posted at 9:10 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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  • South Angel
    South Angel Posted at 10:13 PM Dec 4
    you already have a xmass tree apparently...lol
  • Author; Sir Shane Moore
    Author; Sir Shane Moore Posted at 9:44 PM Dec 4
    No worries, Heidi. I am Mr. Almost Perfect. You can meet with me instead. :P
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