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Ben Patrick Johnsonis getting ready to get stuffed. And I mean that in a good way.

Posted at 6:53 PM Nov 26

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Pamela Posted at 10:16 PM Nov 26

Bad boys. lol
Chance Posted at 9:04 PM Nov 26

thinks that BPJ getting stuffed ANYWAY is a good way!

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Ben Patrick Johnsoncan already smell the turkey .... MMMMMM

Posted at 7:09 PM Nov 25

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SPAbySavastian.com Posted at 9:57 PM Nov 25

HEY BEN! I saw you at the Sidwalk Health Fair in WeHo. I wanted to say hi but was busy massaging people. Next time stop by my booth and I'll give you a chair massage. = ) Savastian. = ) Good to see you Mr.Hulk = )
sandi Posted at 9:19 PM Nov 25

the smell of fresh pumpkin pies is filling my house :)

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Ben Patrick Johnsonis getting excited for Thanksgiving. Feeling human again after 3 courses of antibiotics for seasonal cold/flu crud that got really bad.

Posted at 5:55 PM Nov 24

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Michael Posted at 2:14 PM Nov 25

Good to hear that you're feeling better. Have a great Thanksgiving!
Mrs. Becky Posted at 1:20 PM Nov 25

Hope u feel better soon. You got to get ready for da turkey.

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Ben Patrick Johnsonis lying here with Maxim, amazed that he's cogent after 5 hrs sleep, considering a stack of fattening pancakes vs. heathy oatmeal.

Posted at 5:57 PM Nov 22

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GayChristian Posted at 5:15 AM Nov 23

hmmmm. Sorry, I don't know which is more distracting: the pancakes or the Maxim
Carlos Mejias Design & Photography Posted at 4:27 AM Nov 23

ohhh yum. I got this syrup from Hawaii that coconut, awesome with maple as well... haha :)

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Ben Patrick JohnsonIs it Thanksgiving yet?

Posted at 5:59 PM Nov 20

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i mean really!!!!! Posted at 2:46 AM Nov 22

Oh my god i knw i cant wait love love thanksgiving the food is the best : )
Gail Posted at 6:20 AM Nov 21

it better not be, I haven't even bought our Turkey! LOL

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Ben Patrick JohnsonHow much is enough? How much is too much?

Mood:amused

Posted at 6:50 PM Nov 13

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GayChristian Posted at 5:25 AM Nov 19

depends on what we are talking about? Too many books? no such thing. Meatloaf, the first bite is too much.
Chance Posted at 9:53 AM Nov 17

"Too much of anything Is never enough. Too much of everything Is never enough" - Pet Shop Boys

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Ben Patrick JohnsonYou have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Posted at 5:36 PM Nov 11

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Reid Posted at 5:26 AM Nov 13

hey please add and message paris19vamp@hotmail.com on msn windowslive messengar, shes a cool chick and shes realllly bored and wants some new people to talk to. thanks!
Suzy Posted at 9:56 PM Nov 11

The right to remain silent is one thing, the ability is another.

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Ben Patrick JohnsonThe magazine Out Front Colorado wrote some very nice stuff about me, faith, and my book RAINS DON'T CLEANSE:http://lnk.ms/4KN6b

Posted at 4:50 PM Nov 10

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Chance Posted at 7:18 PM Nov 10

definitely thinks it's a great article and folks should give it a look see!

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Ben Patrick JohnsonThere is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Posted at 4:25 PM Nov 9

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Boo Posted at 11:31 PM Nov 9

So True!!!! LOL My Chester the Molster demands his breakfast at 6:30 am regardless of anyone or anything Either you give in or there is Hell to Pay.
Hairu Posted at 7:01 PM Nov 9

oh god!

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Ben Patrick Johnsonwill be on the SistersTalk blogcast talking about RAINS at 6pm EST / 3pm PST -- http://lnk.ms/4Mwp7

Posted at 7:04 PM Nov 8

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Chance Posted at 10:23 AM Nov 9

thinks that was an insightful interview, it's too bad Merv can't interview BPJ, or Dick Cavett, he's my all time favorite interviewer.
Rola Posted at 11:52 PM Nov 8

Take this IQ test and you could win a IPOD! http://lnk.ms/4N2ZW

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Ben Patrick JohnsonI'm working on refining my online etiquette. First step is figuring out which fork to use.

Posted at 6:59 PM Nov 5

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JiAHN Posted at 6:19 PM Nov 7

Take this IQ test! http://lnk.ms/2wxNL
Dollface Posted at 1:02 PM Nov 7

just took the 5 minute IQ test and I scored a 94 and it matched me with miley cyrus! find your real IQ and what celeb has the same IQ as you.. take the free test now just goto: IQCompareTest [dot] com

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Ben Patrick JohnsonGreat piece in Out Front Colorado today on my writing and spirituality work:http://lnk.ms/4KN6b

Posted at 5:38 PM Nov 4

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Simply Kewl Posted at 11:34 PM Nov 4

Will definitely check it out dude...also...check out the link i sent out....thanks..have a good one!
Billy Posted at 11:02 PM Nov 4

Keep up the good work, Ben!

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Ben Patrick Johnsonthis is how it must have felt in CA. A punch to the gut. But we will regroup and keep fighting.

Posted at 5:37 PM Nov 4

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Ben Patrick JohnsonToday's election day! Know anyone in Maine, Kalamazoo or Washington state? Remind them to vote for Marriage Equality!

Posted at 4:32 PM Nov 3

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Suzy Posted at 9:51 PM Nov 3

That means Papa Smurf needs to hit the polls.
Lica Posted at 5:03 PM Nov 3

I did...and many people that I know did too...

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Ben Patrick JohnsonReporter to Ghandi "What do you think of Western Civilization?" Ghandi, "I think it would be a good idea."

Posted at 7:43 PM Nov 2

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Chance Posted at 3:11 AM Nov 3

I think it got tabled in committee by conservatives.
Travis Posted at 7:45 PM Nov 2

He was right.....

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Ben Patrick JohnsonGoing to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to KFC makes you a bucket of chicken.

Posted at 4:08 PM Nov 2

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Frances Posted at 7:43 PM Nov 2

Good one. TRUE
Kenneth Posted at 7:39 PM Nov 2

That made me smile.

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Ben Patrick Johnsondoesn't have a gun in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.

Posted at 8:58 PM Nov 1

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Hairu Posted at 6:58 AM Nov 2

happy to see too friend!
Chance Posted at 2:05 AM Nov 2

Happy-happy, Joy-joy! When you put your happiness in, it should cause absolute joy!

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Ben Patrick Johnson“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”-Pablo Picasso

Posted at 5:26 PM Oct 30

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Chance Posted at 6:30 PM Oct 30

"The Answer to: life, the universe, everything is...is...42" - Deep Thought
Suzy Posted at 6:17 PM Oct 30

Yep and that's provided you ask the right questions. Happy early Halloween!

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Ben Patrick Johnsonwould rather have a robust public option for America than $1,000,000 for himself.

Posted at 6:19 PM Oct 29

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Chance Posted at 6:31 PM Oct 30

Why can't the gov't hold bids, and the lowest $ carrier gets the contract, however, 1 could opt-IN for complete private care?
M!$+@h M!n@j Posted at 7:00 PM Oct 29

Admire u and that thought

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Ben Patrick JohnsonJust wrong -- funny and wrong:http://lnk.ms/2pxqB

Mood:inspired

Posted at 10:42 PM Oct 28

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Chance Posted at 5:43 PM Oct 29

My dad would have loved this, cuz he told me in NO uncertain terms that effeminate behavior in our household for males was completely unacceptable.
George Smurfanopolis Posted at 5:53 AM Oct 29

Kilz. Reminds me of a co-worker whose family adopted a boy only because they found out he was about to be adopted by a gay couple. Fortunately, the heteros saved him.

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Ben Patrick JohnsonJudge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned, forgive, and ye shall be forgiven. - Luke 6:37

Mood:inspired

Posted at 4:05 PM Oct 27

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George Smurfanopolis Posted at 9:44 PM Oct 28

Thank you for the reminder, Preacher Johnson. May need to repeat occasionally.
Smiley.....#1 DALLAS FAN!!!! Posted at 9:27 PM Oct 27

I wish the whole world thought as you do. : )

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Ben Patrick JohnsonOnly 412 shopping days 'til armageddon. Get crackin', people!

Mood:inspired

Posted at 7:36 PM Oct 26

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Chance Posted at 6:32 PM Oct 30

Can I just give gift cards? Some people are just so hard to buy for...space blanket or bottled water...dildos or fleshjacks...too many options!
Jonathan Posted at 10:26 PM Oct 26

Uh Benny, that's not till 12/21/2012.

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Ben Patrick JohnsonExcited to meet and talk with Judy Shepard Sunday afternoon, while the Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes bill sits on Obama's desk awaiting signature.

Mood:inspired

Posted at 6:50 PM Oct 24 from Mobile

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Chance Posted at 7:40 AM Oct 25

What a sacrifice this poor woman has made, and the courage she has to keep going on a fighting in the memory of her son. Inspirational to say the very least!
Kevin Coyle Posted at 8:38 PM Oct 24

WOW VERY COOL!!!

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Ben Patrick JohnsonUniversity of Florida to teach my novel IF THE RAINS DON'T CLEANSE: http://lnk.ms/1tj5F

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Posted at 4:53 PM Oct 23

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luis e Posted at 1:47 PM Oct 24

When you'll come ?
Neal-RIP Brandy, we love you girl Posted at 6:56 PM Oct 23

wtG, screw their fball team though

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Ben Patrick JohnsonNew water heater at my house: solar thermal/solar electric/natural gas hybrid. Hot shower anyone? WOOT WOOT!

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Posted at 4:54 AM Oct 22

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Chance Posted at 5:03 PM Oct 23

So, now you got affordable hot water, how's your pressure? Pretty forceful on demand? Low pressure annoys some parts of the city.
Canman Posted at 2:10 AM Oct 23

Sounds

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Ben Patrick Johnson"No matter how cynical I get I just can’t keep up." - Nora Ephron

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Posted at 4:27 PM Oct 21

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Chance Posted at 9:47 PM Oct 23

I still think her best work was Heartburn.
QUIET DANGER [OFFICIAL] Posted at 4:32 PM Oct 21

so true

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Ben Patrick JohnsonYes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

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Posted at 12:32 AM Oct 20

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Chance Posted at 9:48 PM Oct 23

I once told a friend, "I'm a demon from the 3rd level of hell, sent to torment you." To which another friend then commented, "you...never told me you were from hell."
solylunaa Posted at 11:21 PM Oct 20

Tell me more .

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Ben Patrick Johnsonis glad to be alive and well on a late-October Monday.

Mood:creative

Posted at 6:36 PM Oct 19

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Chance Posted at 9:50 PM Oct 23

We're happy you are as well. The world is a brighter place with BPJ.
Lake Posted at 10:18 PM Oct 19

hey ben this system is soooo awesome, please follow me http://lnk.ms/2JD2y

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Ben Patrick JohnsonUpdate: Rape now a weapon of war in Congo. Latest Congo news on my RAINS DON'T CLEANSE site:http://lnk.ms/0v9fW

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Posted at 6:35 PM Oct 18

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Suzy Posted at 9:53 PM Oct 18

Again, always has been.
Neal-RIP Brandy, we love you girl Posted at 6:51 PM Oct 18

rape has always been used as a weapon of war

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Ben Patrick JohnsonAnalysing humour is like dissecting a frog — few people are interested, and the frog dies. - EB White

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Posted at 3:47 PM Oct 17

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Chance Posted at 9:51 PM Oct 23

I'm not finding Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler particularly funny any more. But I still think Lucy is a riot.
Suzy Posted at 7:34 PM Oct 17

Is that like having a battle of wits with the unarmed or trying to reason with a teenager? Might as well waste your time nailing jell-o to a tree.

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Ben Patrick JohnsonHuffington Post's @jasonmannino on Gay/Lesbian Elder Housing in LA ... quoted me in article.http://bit.ly/huffGLEH

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Posted at 11:41 PM Oct 16

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Suzy Posted at 1:59 PM Oct 17

Huh, how cool is that?
George Smurfanopolis Posted at 1:53 AM Oct 17

Well said; your voice (pun) and leadership are appreciated.

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Ben Patrick JohnsonIF THE RAINS DON'T CLEANSE ... what will?http://lnk.ms/0v9fW

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Posted at 5:40 PM Oct 16

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Suzy Posted at 10:22 PM Oct 16

A great weekend to you!
rick Posted at 6:16 PM Oct 16

hola..

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Ben Patrick Johnson"Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spine of others are stiffened." - Billy Graham

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Posted at 3:39 PM Oct 15

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Chance Posted at 9:53 PM Oct 23

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. - Litany Against Fear, Bene Gesserit prayer
Ben Patrick Johnson Posted at 10:47 PM Oct 15

George, I'm not terribly concerned about the corporations, but you have nailed the rest of it on the head! :-)

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Ben Patrick Johnsoneats like a bodybuilder: I think therefore I yam.

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Posted at 2:59 PM Oct 13

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Chance Posted at 9:56 PM Oct 23

"...it's not so much what he eats, but what's eating him, that makes it sort of...interesting," Peter O'Toole as Ely Cross from "The Stuntman".
Marcel Posted at 10:34 AM Oct 14

Good, cause you sure look like one.haha

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Ben Patrick Johnsonhas more and more Twitter followers every day. Check me out! http://lnk.ms/05JL5 or @benpatrick90069

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Posted at 6:03 PM Oct 12

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George Smurfanopolis Posted at 7:45 PM Oct 12

Continued dynamism. Wonder if a future evolutionary attempt is elected leadership.

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Ben Patrick Johnsonsometimes doesn’t learn because what I think I know prevents me from learning.

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Posted at 7:18 PM Oct 9

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Chance Posted at 9:59 PM Oct 23

"you must unlearn what you have learned." Many times what is, we do not see, for we have assumed a pre-story to the moment, not seeing that what is...is only OF the moment. This is why we were so fooled when we saw "The Sixth Sense" the first time.
George Smurfanopolis Posted at 3:59 AM Oct 10

Leadership for humanity while ostensibly describing only one's self.

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Ben Patrick JohnsonMe selling you NFL football:http://lnk.ms/2xmWM

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Posted at 4:05 PM Oct 8

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Simply Kewl Posted at 6:22 PM Oct 8

LOL! How's everything, Ben?
***ALAN PARKER*** Posted at 4:14 PM Oct 8

you're i my top!

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Ben Patrick JohnsonThe wise are glad to be instructed, but babbling fools fall flat on their faces. - Proverbs 10:8

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Posted at 4:16 PM Oct 7

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michael Posted at 1:00 PM Oct 8

friday is vbjncxaiva here! just not trying to brag but got paid 713 today! if you have extra sparetime make some money in it, read this article how to do it, open your web browser and type in: Tech5News .com
Suzy Posted at 12:46 AM Oct 8

Nothing like a battle of wits with the unarmed.

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Ben Patrick Johnson"IF THE RAINS DON'T CLEANSE" is getting brilliant reviews! (Either it's actually good, or we've fooled them.)http://lnk.ms/0v9fW

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Posted at 4:47 PM Oct 6

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Ben Patrick JohnsonIf you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

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Posted at 5:30 PM Oct 5

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SHY™ (Limited Edition) Posted at 4:31 PM Oct 6

purple!
Suzy Posted at 11:29 AM Oct 6

Wow, did you get some feed back on that question or what? Can't wait for the Tuesday question of the day!

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Ben Patrick JohnsonGays vs. Christians. Why bother? Check out my latest blog for more. http://lnk.ms/1L1xx

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Posted at 12:59 AM Oct 1

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Eric Posted at 12:43 AM Oct 20

I didnt get to finish my comment...so hopefully nobody took this quote incorrectly from me....anyway////was hated by almost every other male and female of the race...including gay ones that were jealous....then I decided...fuckem all....I have to make myself happy....and if this is who I love and want to be with...then this is what Im going to do...be with this person....
Robert Posted at 11:53 PM Oct 4

Why bother at all with people who can't think independently? I'd rather take hot pokers and shove them through my eyes.

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Ben Patrick JohnsonGot a great write-up on me and the new book from EDGE Magazine (Boston). Check it out --http://lnk.ms/0rk5S

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Posted at 5:29 PM Sep 28

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Marcel Posted at 1:12 AM Sep 29

congrats!
Suzy Posted at 8:19 PM Sep 28

Well done!

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Ben Patrick JohnsonThere are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

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Posted at 7:27 PM Sep 27

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Suzy Posted at 2:58 PM Sep 28

I'm sure my son would agree with you.
♥♥ Rosanne ♥♥ Posted at 6:47 AM Sep 28

I agree with that and thank u for being creative and amusing under fire

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Ben Patrick Johnsonoften gains knowledge through suffering.

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Posted at 6:18 PM Sep 25

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HazelEyesInLA Posted at 7:18 AM Sep 26

amen!
Lisa Posted at 6:58 PM Sep 25

sad..but true.

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Ben Patrick JohnsonI don't intend to offend; I just offend with my intent. - Anthrax, from "Sound of White Noise"

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Posted at 11:51 PM Sep 24

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Marcel Posted at 10:30 AM Sep 25

I like that.
Kathryn Posted at 3:47 AM Sep 25

I think your cats are beautiful.

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Ben Patrick JohnsonLet's make the world safe for our kids, but not our kids' kids, because I don't think children should be having sex. - Jack Handey

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Posted at 6:40 PM Sep 24

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Ben Patrick Johnsonwonders why little children are so intelligent and we grown-ups often so stupid. It must be education that does it.

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Posted at 5:23 PM Sep 23

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Sheri Posted at 6:09 PM Sep 24

because we adults are too weighed down with opions!
Aurora Skies Posted at 3:16 PM Sep 24

Yeup sure is.... innocents is shattered when one becomes educated... :=p

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Ben Patrick JohnsonWhile fools constantly question others, the wise question themselves.

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Posted at 5:00 PM Sep 22

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George Smurfanopolis Posted at 1:13 PM Sep 23

Yes; without precluding valuable social critics/sceptics.
Maryanne Posted at 7:17 AM Sep 23

awesome statement--and true!

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Ben Patrick JohnsonFinally finished my big blog about the Baucus Health care bill. Check it out:http://lnk.ms/1tj5F

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Posted at 8:30 PM Sep 21

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Marcel Posted at 11:00 AM Sep 22

Very well said Ben.Hopefully ALOT of people will read it and UNDERSTAND.
Eric Rising ツ Posted at 1:30 AM Sep 22

Great comments...some of the best analysis I've seen on this!

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