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David Wain
David WainFlorida Day 2: 8am mall trip. $100 Forever 21 and all my Xmas shopping is done. Treat myself to Orange Julius http://yfrog.com/4e1wknjPosted 7 hours ago from Twitter
Mood: (none)
  • steve schmeve
    steve schmeve Posted 4 hours ago
    Xmas shopping? I thought you were Jewish.
  • ♥ Michelle ♥
    ♥ Michelle ♥ Posted 5 hours ago
    Lucky...havent had orange julius in froever..they took that shop out in sacramento's arden fair... ;)
David WainSaw "Julie & Julia" and am inspired to recreate every episode of "This Week" that David Brinkley hosted, in a blog called "David & Davi
Posted 20 hours ago from Twitter
David WainFlorida day 1: hula dance buffet at Dad's development. http://yfrog.com/4f1j6ej
Posted 23 hours ago from Twitter
David WainFlorida day 1: hula dance buffet at Dad's development. http://yfrog.com/4f7k1tj
Posted 23 hours ago from Twitter
David WainBest thing about Christmas time air travel: all the sex!
Posted at 2:17 PM Dec 23 from Twitter
David WainBecause of very very low ratings. (RT @MishelleFuller why the hell aren't you doing another Stella type show with michael squared?)
Posted at 1:48 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
  • Emily
    Emily Posted at 7:46 PM Dec 22
    I loved Stella too :o(
  • New Love grows on Trees
    New Love grows on Trees Posted at 7:19 AM Dec 22
    seriously?? oh my gosh, everyone i knew watched Stella..:o( lame.
David WainBecause of very very low ratings. (RT @MishelleFuller why the hell did Stella get cancelled?)
Posted at 1:47 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
  • Katei$Grate
    Katei$Grate Posted at 3:16 AM Dec 22
    which was total bullshit...
  • Ashley
    Ashley Posted at 5:03 PM Dec 21
    nooooooooooooooo!
David WainTime for Ronna and Beverly! On Showtime! Yay! tinyurl.com/Ronna-Bev-Variety
Posted at 1:44 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
Posted at 4:47 AM Dec 20 from Twitter
David WainIt's so cold in New York today that if I wanted to turn off my freezer I probably could. The air is as cold as a freezer!! I'M NOT JOKING!!!
Posted at 1:04 AM Dec 19 from Twitter
  • THE JASON
    THE JASON Posted at 5:11 AM Dec 19
    haha funny
  • The Art of Jamason Finn
    The Art of Jamason Finn Posted at 4:47 AM Dec 19
    Thanks for saying the only thing that has ever made me glad I live in Texas
David WainRT @BlakeMelton where I can download Wainy Days or the Stella shorts? www.wainydays.com http://www.stellacomedy.com/shorts.html
Posted at 5:03 AM Dec 16 from Twitter
David Wain"JewTheyKnowItsChristmas" Our friends remake 80's charity anthem http://bit.ly/7VVhZF Including me as Simon Lebon 47 seconds in. Plus more!
Posted at 4:33 AM Dec 16 from Twitter
David WainJEN,can't find your # hope U get this - had to leave for wknd,but laptop's on front table just grab it (245 Morton St - key's under the mat)
Posted at 8:47 PM Dec 11 from Twitter
  • KATSQUEEK
    KATSQUEEK Posted at 3:02 AM Dec 12
    next on 'wainy days'........
  • Montetré
    Montetré Posted at 11:16 PM Dec 11
    Hope it's not a laugh trap.
David WainRT @VACUBER: Tonight!!! is the Opening for! SEX Wieners & Boobs by @davidwain @mshowalter and Jo Lo Truglio. tix @ http://www.alleyrep.org
Posted at 3:44 AM Dec 11 from Twitter
  • Josh
    Josh Posted at 6:55 AM Dec 10
    ¿Por qué tienes que spam a mis amigos página web como ésta, mi amigo de Internet? Analogías de comunicación?
  • esto es solo una pelicula de vaqueros y abogados..
    DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON'S STATUS YOU WILL HAVE BAD LOVE FOR ONE MONTH. NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 PEOPLE IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPER ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
David WainGreat charity to support...DO IT! http://www.mwctlaurelholloman.com
Posted at 9:21 PM Dec 9 from Twitter
David WainHope it's not too late,I came up with a killer joke: Tiger's juggling so many girls -- he should put some of that energy into his GOLF GAME.
Posted at 6:22 PM Dec 9 from Twitter
David WainInsane at Tunnel tonight: liquor, celebs, hard beats, designer drugs, girls in velvet blue jeans,and they ain't closing till after midnight.
Posted at 3:04 AM Dec 9 from Twitter
David WainI'm catching up on 30 Rock. So good. I like the balance between charm/heart and little meta touches.
Posted at 1:49 AM Dec 9 from Twitter
  • Enrico Montoya
    Enrico Montoya Posted at 2:18 AM Dec 9
    Tina Fey's a foxy momma! Seriously, she has baby foxes. She's so sweet.
David WainHey if you're in MIAMI on Monday - there's a screening of the STELLA SHORTS ... cool! http://bit.ly/4nYwnI
Posted at 1:32 PM Dec 1 from Twitter
David WainJust got back from the 2009 Gotham Independent Film Awards. If you missed it can be summed up in two words: Gump Happened.
Posted at 5:12 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
David WainAnd kudos to you, Meagan on all of YOUR recent stuff! RT @MeaganSnyder: I forgot how funny and well-shot The Ten is. Kudos @davidwain.
Posted at 4:28 AM Nov 30 from Twitter
  • RAINBÖWS ARE GAY™
    RAINBÖWS ARE GAY™ Posted at 5:08 PM Nov 30
    "No, I really have to take a shit"
  • El Gato de Espana
    El Gato de Espana Posted at 7:12 AM Nov 30
    hii and happy holidays to you! please go on msn windowslive messenger andd paris20bras@hotmail.com shes a real cool cute chick and wants more friends. thanx so much
David WainI am at a secret high stakes poker game with 2 U.S. Senators and a celebrity I can't name. http://yfrog.com/1dl9sj
Posted at 1:21 AM Nov 26 from Twitter
  • Mu
    Mu Posted at 12:14 AM Nov 30
    hey! happy thanksgiving weekend.. Can you go on MSN Messenger and add paris23kisses@hotmail.com shes a real cool girl wants to meet some people and thinks you seem cool
David WainRT Larry King: Happy Birthday to Ben Stein and Christina Applegate!
Posted at 1:16 AM Nov 26 from Twitter
David WainCrazy picture of me on Shits 'N' Giggles blog today. http://shitsngigglestheblog.tumblr.com/
Posted at 8:00 PM Nov 25 from Twitter
  • Nathan
    Nathan Posted at 8:32 PM Nov 25
    Ooh, can I join too?
David WainAre you in Cleveland? Come hang out at my screenwriting class! Starting now till 3 at Cleve institute of Music!
Posted at 3:11 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
  • Harbinger of Distraction
    Harbinger of Distraction Posted at 3:26 PM Nov 25
    wow....I've got to stay in the loop. Wish I'd known...I would have totally been there
David WainMy favorite modern era SNL sketch is back! "What up with that!"
Posted at 5:06 AM Nov 22 from Twitter
David WainSo nice to be back in New York where my special toilet sprays me from below so nicely!
Posted at 5:06 AM Nov 22 from Twitter
David WainJoe Gorden Levit is amazing and adorable, no kidding!
Posted at 5:05 AM Nov 22 from Twitter
David WainGuy @JFK in front of me on the phone. Not in the phone booth, mind you. No, he's using his handheld cellular phone. CALLING GEORGE JETSON!!
Posted at 12:10 AM Nov 22 from Twitter
David WainCome to my class in screenwriting on Monday. Afterward I generally massage the students. http://cinemascreenwriting.homestead.com/
Posted at 12:20 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
David WainI'm hosting "Best of Cleveland" comedy night benefiting Milestones Autism programs, Monday night! Come by! http://milestones.org/comedy.php
Posted at 4:30 PM Nov 18 from Twitter
David WainI am totally at a Laker game!! http://yfrog.com/1yyqnwj
Posted at 4:30 AM Nov 18 from Twitter
  • Posted at 1:25 PM Nov 18
    I love you! Bring back Stella! <3
  • KATSQUEEK
    KATSQUEEK Posted at 9:31 AM Nov 18
    thats totally cool. hope your having fun out here in CA!
David WainDirecting an episode of "Party Down" with Sarah Burns, Kerri Kenney, Jim Piddock, Rob Huebel! So fun! http://yfrog.com/j7gp0j
Posted at 10:03 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
  • Mu
    Mu Posted at 12:58 AM Nov 13
    hey please add and message paris19hull@hotmail.com on msn windowslive messengar, shes a cool chick and shes realllly bored and wants some new people to talk to. thanks!
  • JennyJen
    JennyJen Posted at 7:11 AM Nov 12
    Yay! I can't wait to see it. Now I'm even more excited for season 2! =^D
David WainJoe Lo Truglio sent me this great video of him in his bathroom - http://bit.ly/1byBLC
Posted at 6:55 AM Nov 9 from Twitter
  • Amber
    Amber Posted at 4:53 AM Nov 10
    Okay David what is this the new rickroll for state fans? I mean I guess I see the resemblence in the eyes...
David WainThey're happy tears. #threewordsaftersex
Posted at 7:18 PM Nov 8 from Twitter
David WainNo one in Hollywood seems to like to go out for breakfast early in the morning. Except me. http://yfrog.com/3t46669745j
Posted at 3:25 PM Nov 7 from Twitter
  • Salem Storm
    Salem Storm Posted at 3:15 AM Nov 8
    No waiting in "trendy" (gag) lines
  • Milo Minderbinder!
    Milo Minderbinder! Posted at 5:50 PM Nov 7
    Mmmm I woulda come for breakfast with you. :)
David WainLooking out the window I can see the RooterMan really knows how to shove his dong up in there. http://davidwain.com/files/rooter.jpg
Posted at 8:07 PM Nov 6 from Twitter
  • El Gato de Espana
    El Gato de Espana Posted at 1:39 PM Nov 7
    just took the 5 minute IQ test and I scored a 97 and it matched me with miley cyrus! find your real IQ and what celeb has the same IQ as you.. take the free test now just goto: IQCompareTest [dot] com
  • Lathe biōsas.
    Lathe biōsas. Posted at 2:11 AM Nov 7
    hahahawow.
David WainSuperjail coming to DVD! Hear my weird voice in an even weirder show! http://bit.ly/2q9aa
Posted at 7:25 PM Nov 6 from Twitter
  • Katei$Grate
    Katei$Grate Posted at 5:04 PM Nov 7
    I didn't know that was you!?
  • ♥ Michelle ♥
    ♥ Michelle ♥ Posted at 8:21 PM Nov 6
    I am so happy!!! Im gonna be the first to buy it!!! You are a awesome voice actor!!
David WainA first! Kids dressed as "Kissmyanthia" as opposed to "Kiss"! http://bit.ly/3SYqkP
Posted at 4:55 PM Nov 5 from Twitter
  • melissa says relax
    melissa says relax Posted at 3:25 PM Nov 6
    hey i told you about this before i think but i just got another check in the mail $071 again today! if you wanna make some cash this weekend, open your web browser read this goto: Chan3News [dot] com
David WainAnyone with a child: GET this DVD! It's amazing and will mesmerize any kid & buy you some time to sit on the pot http://www.gimmejimmies.com
Posted at 4:48 PM Nov 5 from Twitter
David WainI've written the next great NYC romantic comedy movie. The screenplay is one page long. http://bit.ly/4DhER9
Posted at 12:15 AM Nov 4 from Twitter
  • steve schmeve
    steve schmeve Posted at 12:46 AM Nov 4
    You always write the best things. Haha.
David WainAttention Stella Shorts fans: the "Cat" girl directed a movie! See it tomorrow night on HBO! http://bit.ly/2P8VGx
Posted at 3:53 PM Nov 2 from Twitter
David WainRT @natashaleggero: Is there an iphone app that lets people with iphones know their phone is ringing? (via @thomaslennon)
Posted at 5:29 AM Nov 2 from Twitter
  • KATSQUEEK
    KATSQUEEK Posted at 6:19 AM Nov 2
    haha funny!
David WainI just added an informative (albeit humorless) "Frequently Asked Questions" to my website! http://www.davidwain.com
Posted at 12:48 PM Oct 28 from Twitter
  • KATSQUEEK
    KATSQUEEK Posted at 9:44 PM Oct 29
    looks like your very very busy these days but making a great success!
  • chrys
    chrys Posted at 7:46 PM Oct 29
    thanks?
David Waintonight's Halloween SWEET show at the Slipper Room, 9:00 w/@Davidwain, @natashaleggero, @johnmulaney, + a big guest (via @Thezog)
Posted at 12:01 AM Oct 28 from Twitter
David WainBest (and most entertaining) perspective on health care situation in America - listen! Even just the first half! http://bit.ly/4ClBHn
Posted at 1:42 PM Oct 27 from Twitter
David WainIf you're remotely interested in fun, you'll be at SWEET tomorrow night, where I'll be deeJaying & sidekicking. http://tinyurl.com/yk8uvzo
Posted at 8:28 PM Oct 26 from Twitter
  • KATSQUEEK
    KATSQUEEK Posted at 8:26 AM Oct 27
    I think you should move to CALIFORNIA! All your buddies are out here. Plus i wanna hear ya DJ'n to... <3
  • Milo Minderbinder!
    Milo Minderbinder! Posted at 3:43 AM Oct 27
    Damn I wish I lived in New York right about now.
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