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Beck
BeckDexter is going to be so fantastic these last two episodes. I am freaking out. Who else is watching it?!?Posted 4 hours ago from Twitter
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  • ✗Captain Christian Mouldy✗
    ✗Captain Christian Mouldy✗ Posted 3 hours ago
    I'm only up to ep 7 of season 4! (the one where he finally gets rid of the apartment) DONT RUIN IT
  • Manuel A;
    Manuel A; Posted 4 hours ago
    Dexter is a Boss!
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BeckToday is just strange. http://tweetphoto.com/5961710 (first request)
Posted 13 hours ago from Twitter
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BeckVideo: Just when I thought this was the strangest thing I’ve ever seen…. http://tumblr.com/xib4hm3b5
Posted at 7:39 AM Dec 6 from Twitter
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BeckSomeone tweeted one of my videos but I can't find it. So if you're reading this, thank you for passing it along! That is nice! You are nice!
Posted at 2:33 AM Dec 6 from Twitter
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BeckThis is a party sized bag, mind you.
Posted at 6:57 PM Dec 5 from Twitter
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BeckI want to be friends with the guy who carries a doritos bag with his luggage on board
Posted at 6:55 PM Dec 5 from Twitter
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BeckHaha, becktv=my fav!! RT @KEEEZY: @becksinclair http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqoWH7fiTHA this never gets old just so you know.
Posted at 6:00 PM Dec 5 from Twitter
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BeckSorry for the TMI, but I really hope the baby on here is turnig into a zombie and not getting breast fed right now. Refusing to look.
Posted at 9:20 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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BeckI'm really upset that facebook isn't letting me chat with my mom.
Posted at 8:02 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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  • Beck
    Beck Posted at 4:13 AM Dec 6
    It sure is!
  • The Imposter
    The Imposter Posted at 8:15 PM Dec 4
    Facebook: Breaking apart families since 2009.
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Beck#FollowFriday: The Yellow Brick Road. May be closed due to rabid flying monkeys.
Posted at 6:51 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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BeckPeople are idiots.
Posted at 2:04 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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  • [Niki]
    [Niki] Posted at 4:34 PM Dec 4
    Duh
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BeckRegarding Jersey Shore @kellynfierce: I really can't take this serious. Me: What's going on in it? Kellyn: Everything wrong with life.
Posted at 6:03 AM Dec 4 from Twitter
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BeckHoly shit. Delorean car at the mechanic just a few minutes from my grandmas house. I'm flipping out. And staring.
Posted at 9:55 PM Dec 3 from Twitter
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  • Nudist Buddhist
    Nudist Buddhist Posted at 2:47 AM Dec 4
    OMG is there a Coffee machine in place of the trunk? I need to fiance me a DeLorean and hit 88mph
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BeckHappy one year, I Heart Vaginas! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIsxPMIZJLM
Posted at 12:39 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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BeckPicked up my new glasses. I will post a pic when I'm feeling less insecure about them.
Posted at 9:47 PM Dec 2 from Twitter
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BeckWTF is Steven Segal Lawman and why do I really want to watch it?!
Posted at 6:42 AM Dec 2 from Twitter
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  • Beck
    Beck Posted at 10:56 AM Dec 2
    You're cooler!
  • The Imposter
    The Imposter Posted at 7:15 AM Dec 2
    Ha! You're the coolest.
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BeckWhen I was 8 I had my mom watch the South Park movie. She was disgusted and banned it. I think the same thing just happened with Web Soup.
Posted at 4:39 AM Dec 2 from Twitter
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BeckThanks to Dupree I have a bandaid on the most uncomfortable body part...middle of my ring finger, what did you think I was talking about?
Posted at 10:27 PM Dec 1 from Twitter
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BeckSo 3 weeks before school is over and I just discovered that there's mass parking spaces available at 8:45? I think I have a new routine.
Posted at 4:52 PM Dec 1 from Twitter
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BeckI wish the Internet was never boring.
Posted at 11:06 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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BeckHey, y'all. Dec 1st is the 1 year anniversary of my 1st video. I think something really cool is gonna happen http://tinyurl.com/ykv2yjz
Posted at 8:18 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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BeckOh God, I don't care if he was someone else in the body of, but I never want to have a dream like that about Chuck Norris again.
Posted at 1:09 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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  • [Niki]
    [Niki] Posted at 1:15 AM Dec 1
    Did you have sex with the norris? You whore.
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BeckReally hope my fly wasn't down all day. Eh, whatevs! It's naptime.
Posted at 9:29 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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BeckBack in class, more people are here now & lights are on. When did my life become a John Hughes movie? Where is my hot senior crush?!
Posted at 6:29 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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BeckI lied. She has her laptop. The lights just automatically turned off. We are alone. I'm stepping out before this gets weird.
Posted at 6:24 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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BeckWhen this chick has her laptop she listens to country and hums. Today she is just humming on her own accord.
Posted at 6:22 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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BeckYay!! Good day!
Posted at 5:48 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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BeckMy life is beginning to feel lot like David's after the dentist except I haven't been viewed by millions of people.
Posted at 7:45 AM Nov 30 from Twitter
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BeckHe also owns a trainset #Dexter
Posted at 2:13 AM Nov 30 from Twitter
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  • Beck
    Beck Posted at 7:00 AM Dec 1
    Message me your number
  • Thaz My Baby Girl
    Thaz My Baby Girl Posted at 2:27 AM Nov 30
    I was wondering if you'd want to do anything together. I'd like to promote your books. just give me the information. Its kind of an experiment for me lol. I wanna see if you'll see any miniscule spikes in book sales do to my marketing and promotional techniques. lemme know yah.
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BeckI like how John Lithgow drives a white van, then goes and lures a boy to kidnap. #Dexter
Posted at 2:11 AM Nov 30 from Twitter
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BeckOhhh my goddd @Curtis is live on stickam.com/Curtis!!!
Posted at 12:06 AM Nov 30 from Twitter
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BeckIf youre having nightmares about school, you should probably slow down a bit
Posted at 10:51 PM Nov 29 from Twitter
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BeckWho's the heir of peanut butter? Do they twitter? I need to marry them.
Posted at 7:37 AM Nov 29 from Twitter
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BeckI successfully made a casserole, and it was good. The occasion calls for chocolate milk. Hi, I'm 10.
Posted at 4:14 AM Nov 29 from Twitter
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BeckPreparing dinner. I'm almost as womanly as @alexa_ann! I just need heels.
Posted at 1:25 AM Nov 29 from Twitter
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BeckTop 3 weekly #lastfm artists: of Montreal - 1. The Cool Kids - 1. Young Galaxy - 1. http://bit.ly/3Y0PZJ
Posted at 12:06 AM Nov 29 from Twitter
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BeckWho else watched Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus on SYFY? Who else got bored the instant you turned it there?
Posted at 11:54 PM Nov 28 from Twitter
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  • Beck
    Beck Posted at 3:10 AM Nov 29
    I need to watch it from the beginning cus it looked like the greatest movie ever! hahaha
  • LTOZ™
    LTOZ™ Posted at 11:58 PM Nov 28
    best movie
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BeckStop calling me, stranger.
Posted at 6:25 PM Nov 28 from Twitter
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BeckI cooked.
Posted at 12:19 AM Nov 28 from Twitter
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BeckCreepy old men look at girls as if they're a dying species.
Posted at 11:41 PM Nov 27 from Twitter
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BeckClose. They like to go to the mooooovies
Posted at 10:01 PM Nov 27 from Twitter
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BeckWhy was everyone I dreamed about in my dream?
Posted at 9:44 PM Nov 27 from Twitter
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BeckMarilyn Manson, why were you in my dreaml
Posted at 9:40 PM Nov 27 from Twitter
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BeckSelf made vanilla, whipped cream and peanut butter ice cream is gross-Strongly disagree http://pic.gd/507bf9
Posted at 1:03 AM Nov 27 from Twitter
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BeckOh my lanta, this holiday just got good
Posted at 9:52 PM Nov 26 from Twitter
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BeckI wonder what Rhianna is thankful for. Def not Twitter for trend-bashing her. You're all jerks! Probs not her failed career either.
Posted at 9:26 PM Nov 26 from Twitter
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BeckIf I owned a football team I'd tell them to lose every game so during the draft we'd take the best players and then win the superbowl DUH!
Posted at 8:35 PM Nov 26 from Twitter
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BeckIf Thanksgiving requested to be my friend I'd accept, tweet their embarrassing pictures then block them.
Posted at 7:42 PM Nov 26 from Twitter
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BeckIf the Thanksgiving holiday were a status update I'd protest for a dislike button
Posted at 7:41 PM Nov 26 from Twitter
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BeckI don't like seeing people sad in movies. I also don't like when movies make me sad.
Posted at 11:06 AM Nov 26 from Twitter
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