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Maurice
MauriceI feel like the Grinch who stole Christmas: the boys praying they don't have school today, me praying they do. I WIN!Posted 4 hours ago from Twitter
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MauriceIt's midnight, the world is still, and I'm frying up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!
Posted 11 hours ago from Twitter
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  • Imaginary Serial Killer
    Imaginary Serial Killer Posted 11 hours ago
    Hey, Im in the south its fried everything. Thats new to me but I aint scared to try it. I fried bologna peanut butter is just the next step
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MauriceWe're due to get a lot of snow tomorrow. I'm having the strange craving for French Toast now...LET ME RUN TO THE GROCERY STORE RIGHT NOW!!!
Posted 17 hours ago from Twitter
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MauriceI need to figure out how to become a professional man of leisure.
Posted at 4:39 PM Jan 6 from Twitter
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MauriceLooks like Kirkus might continue publishing, which is great news: http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6713584.html
Posted at 8:01 AM Jan 6 from Twitter
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Maurice"I won't be needing change" may be my favorite line uttered before someone got sent to their room.
Posted at 11:43 PM Jan 5 from Twitter
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MauriceWe charge the boys 50 cents every time one hits the other. Reese just handed me his Christmas money & called it a downpayment #parentingfail
Posted at 11:42 PM Jan 5 from Twitter
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MauriceNew Blog Post: Writing Goals 2010 http://www.mauricebroaddus.com/2010/01/writing-goals-2010
Posted at 8:22 PM Jan 5 from Twitter
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MauriceGood-bye my new followers. That was a worse exodus than when I declared my love for you. YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY LOVE...or toilet tweets...
Posted at 8:21 PM Jan 5 from Twitter
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MauriceHello all of my new twitter followers. Allow me to introduce you to my favorite past time, toilet tweeting. A writer writes all the time ...
Posted at 7:44 PM Jan 5 from Twitter
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MauriceIn tribute to the last weekend of the NFL, @JerryLGordon & I are resting the best stories from Dark Faith for a later volume.
Posted at 6:22 PM Jan 5 from Twitter
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MauriceI turn my back for a minute, and @BrianKeene goes and breaks the genre. Again. http://www.briankeene.com/?p=3265
Posted at 8:52 PM Jan 4 from Twitter
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MauriceBeen interviewed for an upcoming issue of Cemetery Dance. Sold a weird west story to Inhuman Magazine. Now to take my turn at Scrabble ftw!
Posted at 5:58 PM Jan 4 from Twitter
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MauriceIronically, just got fired from my babysitting gig. Apparently the dad just got fired today (so he decided someone else needed to be fired)
Posted at 4:19 PM Jan 4 from Twitter
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MauriceApparently my unemployment means free babysitting for folks. Which is fine if you don't mind my "Lord of the Flies" babysitting services...
Posted at 1:14 PM Jan 4 from Twitter
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MauriceNew Blog Post: Dark Faith Up for Pre-Order (Plus Bonus Offer) http://bit.ly/8JjzxO
Posted at 1:13 PM Jan 4 from Twitter
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Maurice"No boys, I don't care what @JerryLGordon says, sea monkeys do not get big enough to eat you in your sleep."
Posted at 10:45 PM Jan 3 from Twitter
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MauriceEarly chatter does not bode well for me settling into watch Dr Who's The End of Time pt 1 & 2. Sounds like I should turn it off after pt 1.
Posted at 6:39 AM Jan 3 from Twitter
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MauriceRT: @MariAdkins “Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.” Jane Austen
Posted at 11:17 PM Jan 2 from Twitter
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Mauricewords you like to hear from your publisher: RT: @apexjason i knew you'd make a great antho. but Dark Faith is amazing.
Posted at 4:34 PM Jan 2 from Twitter
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Mauriceyay! RT: @apexjason i'm astounded by the quality of the stories in DARK FAITH. @Mauricebroaddus and @jerrylgordon did a fantastic job
Posted at 4:34 PM Jan 2 from Twitter
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MauriceI'm JUST nerd enough to appreciate this: RT @JeffCutler: Happy palindrome day. 01022010
Posted at 3:39 PM Jan 2 from Twitter
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MauriceWe also end Kwanzaa with a celebratory feast. Which for us means a day of eating with family and being spanked at Spades and Dominoes.
Posted at 2:40 AM Jan 2 from Twitter
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MauriceToday's Kwanzaa Principle: Imani (Faith). Nuff said.
Posted at 2:39 AM Jan 2 from Twitter
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MauriceAw man...the ladies are ruling the Spades table. The trash talk is non-stop. We men folk are slinking away in shame...
Posted at 11:19 PM Jan 1 from Twitter
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MauriceIs it wrong to gamble on toddlers wrestling? (yay family dinners!)
Posted at 10:02 PM Jan 1 from Twitter
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Mauricenew year. new decade. new direction in life. bring on 2010.
Posted at 7:35 AM Jan 1 from Twitter
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Mauriceit's so good to ring in the new year with framily (friends who are family). now if these people would get the hell out my house...
Posted at 7:35 AM Jan 1 from Twitter
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Maurice2009 is in our garage, drunk, naked, sobbing and threatening to kill itself because nobody loves it.
Posted at 6:15 AM Jan 1 from Twitter
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MauriceGearing up for the Broaddus Family Cooking in the New Year bash! A new dish every hour on the hour.
Posted at 11:21 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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  • Maurice
    Maurice Posted at 4:58 PM Jan 1
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
  • *Stargazer*
    *Stargazer* Posted at 11:31 PM Dec 31, 2009
    To you and yours..Happy New Year..
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Maurice#10yearsago while stockpiling stuff waiting for the Y2K apocalypse, i thought "maybe i ought to give this writing thing a shot."
Posted at 8:24 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceAlright 2009, you have one last day to take a shot at me. #probablyshouldn'ttemptfate
Posted at 7:30 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceResume writing. Wow, I look pretty good on paper. #puttingthefictioninfictionwriting
Posted at 12:01 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceNew Blog Post: Some of My Highlight Blogs of 2009 http://www.mauricebroaddus.com/2009/12/some-of-my-highlight-blogs-of-2009
Posted at 9:51 AM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceNew Blog Post: Are You there, God? It’s Me, Maurice http://www.mauricebroaddus.com/2009/12/are-you-there-god-its-me-maurice
Posted at 9:51 AM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceToday's Kwanzaa Principle: Kuumba (koo-oom-bah)/Creativity - to make use of our creative energy to leave our community more beautiful.
Posted at 9:50 AM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceYesterday's Kwanzaa Principle: Nia (Purpose) - to set personal goals that are beneficial to the community.
Posted at 9:48 AM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceRT: @chesyaburke Kid wakes me @ 5am: I think I have strep throat. Me: Okay, won't you still have it when I wake up at 8?
Posted at 5:46 PM Dec 30, 2009 from Twitter
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  • Royal Jewels Ministry
    Royal Jewels Ministry Posted at 8:44 PM Dec 30, 2009
    I pray that you feel better my brother, and try to get some rest, your kids love there father. Peace
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MauriceMy first novel, SPELLBENT, is out in stores today :) *does happy book dance* http://www.spellbent.com
Posted at 6:59 PM Dec 29, 2009 from Twitter
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  • Maurice
    Maurice Posted at 9:34 PM Dec 29, 2009
    that's ok. i just hit you up on facebook. i was supposed to be re-tweeting good news from my friend, Lucy A. Snyder. but you should have a message waiting about some other news. :-)
  • Mark G. Melvin
    Mark G. Melvin Posted at 9:31 PM Dec 29, 2009
    Your link to spellbent is not connecting
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Maurice"Boys, going down the slide on your scooter wasn't a good idea even when we HAD insurance." #lifewithboys
Posted at 12:40 PM Dec 29, 2009 from Twitter
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  • Royal Jewels Ministry
    Royal Jewels Ministry Posted at 6:28 PM Dec 29, 2009
    Hope everything is well, keep the faith Maurice everything is going to be alright. God is our help and help is on the way. Be encouraged. Amen
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MauriceYesterday's Kwanzaa principle: Ujima (oo-gee-mah)/Collective work and responsibility. To make our brother's and sister's problems our own.
Posted at 12:28 PM Dec 29, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceFirst day of unemployment. No longer doing the scientist thing. 2009 has rocked!
Posted at 5:02 PM Dec 28, 2009 from Twitter
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  • Maurice
    Maurice Posted at 12:20 PM Dec 29, 2009
    i'm clinging to that promise
  • Royal Jewels Ministry
    Royal Jewels Ministry Posted at 3:55 AM Dec 29, 2009
    Thank God for a unemployment check, and keep your head up, this too shall pass, God cares and He has something else in stored for you. trust ande believe Amen
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MauriceNew Blog Post: Blessed are the peacem--ack! http://www.mauricebroaddus.com/2009/12/blessed-are-peacem-ack
Posted at 4:31 PM Dec 28, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceThe Ten Awful Truths About Book Publishing by Steve Piersanti (Berrett-Koehler Publishers) http://tinyurl.com/ohk89f
Posted at 7:08 AM Dec 28, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceToday's Kwanzaa principle is Kujichagulia (KOO-GEE-CHA-GOO-LEE-YAH). Self-Determination: to define, name, create for, & speak for ourselves
Posted at 11:28 PM Dec 27, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceAfter spending the last few minutes trying to change tv channels with my cell phone, it occurs to me that I may need a nap.
Posted at 7:38 PM Dec 27, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceToday's Kwanzaa principle is Umoja (oo-MOE-jah). It means unity.
Posted at 10:57 PM Dec 26, 2009 from Twitter
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MauriceRT: @donmillerisThink of it, we don't have to hear Christmas music or watch Christmas commercials for another six months!
Posted at 4:41 PM Dec 26, 2009 from Twitter
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Maurice"Champagne and Kool Aid? That's a ghetto mimosa."
Posted at 11:45 PM Dec 25, 2009 from Twitter
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  • Maurice
    Maurice Posted at 1:05 AM Dec 26, 2009
    you know i'm not happy until there's vomit!
  • Debbie Kuhn
    Debbie Kuhn Posted at 11:57 PM Dec 25, 2009
    Gawd, don't make me laugh so hard. I might throw up, lol.
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Mauricewhat the hell is hip hop harry & why do my kids insist on watching it? it makes me miss watching yo gabba gabba while hopped up on cold meds
Posted at 6:01 PM Dec 23, 2009 from Twitter
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