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the burlesque poetess
the burlesque poetessRT @QueenofAllGeeks @poetesss =endless amazinginess. I want to live within in your poetry...that world you create & meld with this 1 so wellPosted 6 hours ago from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessLow on the evening / horizon, the moon pumices a particularly gnarled tree claw #poemlinestobe
Posted 7 hours ago from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessIt feels (wonderfully) weird to be sending my manuscript sign-off form to my mentor...in her current poet-in-residence @ James Merrill haus!
Posted 7 hours ago from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @Theservant53: @poetesss Is that a latke in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? / i like my latkes smothering you in appy sauce
Posted at 3:06 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessLoofly lady / RT @persephassa: my whole life is with tulips
Posted at 2:37 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessl'existence rockstah-let.
Posted at 12:38 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessnothin like practicing every @armyoftoys song i know on uke while chugging walgreen's brand emergen-C ...while my cat looks on in horror
Posted at 12:37 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessWe used to take walks and fall in love / with cats in stranger-neighbours windows #poemlinestobe
Posted at 12:05 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessi've just spent the last hour cross-stitching a subversive hippy embroidery-gift. @armyoftoys rehearsal (OMG TOUR) soon soon.
Posted at 12:01 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetess(wrt last RTwat) like ajax +i used to say, gutterpunks rule b/c they're great at eating poundcake- warm/dank nooks/crannies feel like home!
Posted at 5:08 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @thatkevinsmith "How do I find a man as devoted, smart & sexy as you?" Lower your standards and take a chance on a fat guy. We eat pussy!
Posted at 5:06 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetesstime to go make moneys so i'll have a home when i get back from 2 tour stints later this month. i know y'all will fund feeding w. my merchs!
Posted at 3:03 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @WalterSickert Cant wait 4 this! w. all these people @poetesss @JessicaAllyn @musykchyk @SingerMali @armyoftoys http://twitpic.com/rke8c
Posted at 2:41 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessFlattered!!! / RT @cabaret_kitty: ...my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: live, poetesss, time - http://w33.us/1voa
Posted at 9:50 PM Nov 29 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetesswe leave for epic tour part 1 this friggin' wednesday! AAA! i get to be mojo jojo in jamestown! http://bit.ly/5G2KBg
Posted at 8:40 PM Nov 29 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessoff to make 2nd ever round of copies of my 'fall in love with strangers' zine for tour-merch! mini-chapbook teaser... http://bit.ly/5I5rs4
Posted at 8:37 PM Nov 29 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetess(aka @kevincorzett +i just got off a plane. oh boy. food en route from sound bites! sleeping! then collecting mahlerkitten!) yay chez boston
Posted at 4:36 PM Nov 28 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @kevincorzett: beer is like a Tylenol, a sleeping pill, and a lil' bit of bread. they should advertise it like that.
Posted at 4:34 PM Nov 28 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetess(sorry for being MIA, fair tweeple. deep in the land o debauch in DC w. @jesserker @kevincorzett & merriment and expired rx drugs for all!)
Posted at 9:30 PM Nov 27 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @Sepiachord The Sweet Squid mini tour @waltersickert & the @armyoftoys http://bit.ly/7yeSaR -- i'm on dis tour, yo! takin' over da vorld!
Posted at 9:29 PM Nov 27 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessTwelve year old ambien, bass beer, peewee on conan @waltersickert! reunion boozery tomorrow, lots of cats as dinner conversation tonight.
Posted at 6:22 AM Nov 27 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetess...And upon her behind, for the sake of the blind, was the same information- in braille! -my pop limmericking at lunch :) why i am who i am
Posted at 6:43 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @quinntastrophy I keep confusing @poetesss and @neilhimself's twats- both their icons are sepia toned & I am not exceptionally attentive.
Posted at 3:24 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessme talkin' furries w. DEAR dimah @ jew u reunion-y bday 9way orgy soiree sat. night. some of you heard tales. http://twitgoo.com/5a2rn
Posted at 4:48 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessNow offic' on my 1st in whoknows howlong-- uninterrupted honeymoony + family visity nearly a wk off vacay! Happy faux turkey tofurkeying!
Posted at 9:12 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessLast twat a RT fr @SingerMali - we're going to have adventchas to canadia in my volvo forester ;) so excited for @waltersickert shenanery!
Posted at 8:12 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessi'm on dis tour, yo! RT Jaggery & @armyoftoys minitour: Toronto•Buffalo•Jamestown•Brooklyn•Boston•Philly; dates/details: http://bit.ly/Obp3N
Posted at 8:07 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @chriscoxen: The War Doll now has a War Doll of his own. When will it ever stop? / hopefully never. Autoreferential infinities! xo brassy
Posted at 6:43 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessThe magic o internet + generous artists / RT @crossedgenres New blog post: Defining success http://crossedgenres.com/blog/defining-success/
Posted at 4:23 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @SinxKitten: Have you ever been to a tea party with a rhino? / that was an amazing ep of Boosh last night!
Posted at 2:25 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @armyoftoys: Set phasers to tickle / oh dear- i am mildly irritated, but delighted! ...sezually.
Posted at 5:22 AM Nov 23 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessWatchin star trek movie (m'1st time) w. @armyoftoys @waltersickert @dasmeff @singermali -the romulan ship looks like a spacecrunk mechisquid
Posted at 4:19 AM Nov 23 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetesssister @jesserker has rejoined the ranks o crazy cat lady! meet her just adopted greyling RT @DrGatewood and Stormy http://twitpic.com/qj4cn
Posted at 9:03 PM Nov 22 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetess13 ppl 1 attic slanty former storagerm (brandeis hippy reunion) don't harsh on our mellow! Harsh! Harsh! http://twitgoo.com/58rrk
Posted at 6:27 AM Nov 22 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetess(gussied to go visit a jewniversity reuniony 9-way bday party orgy. excited to see many people +leave lip gloss on their necks! off i go)
Posted at 3:38 AM Nov 22 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetesslook of bemused wonder/horror as my mom tells me of getting the "once over" fr a man of 70+ today. hott mamma! http://twitgoo.com/58pc7
Posted at 3:36 AM Nov 22 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetess(cont'd) email so we can set up some kind of online/phone/real life interview for an ongoing/upcoming zine : burlesque.poetess@gmail(dot)com
Posted at 10:54 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetess(cont'd) if you'd be interested in tellin me yr story of fantasy/crush/affair/relationship/unrequited/anything 'love story' to be poemified
Posted at 10:52 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessmay be weird of me to bring this up w. so many commission poems awaiting, but i'm interested in cont'ing my 'fall in love w. srangers' proj
Posted at 10:52 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessfor those of you who missed me bonkerstwatting hier soir. be my fran. like a friend/fan, on facebrain. there's tushy! http://sn.im/FBpoetess
Posted at 9:20 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessWhere's the poetry, Mr. President? http://bit.ly/6Vu5m4
Posted at 9:08 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessOH MY GOD I AM TERRIFIED watching the voice actor doing Family Guy's prevert Herbert in real life and traumatizing Seth Green !
Posted at 8:46 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessseth green w. purple mohawk on 'inside the actor's studio.' this is kind of scary/surreal/amazing. and i want to pet the hawk stubble.
Posted at 8:41 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessRT @atherdiscretion: be sure to offer a humble apology to any bushes you may trip over / in the heat of car outside nightclub 1/2 in my pj's
Posted at 6:42 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessout of my mind. gonna slap myself around in the night air. be back lats to embarrass myself, i am suuure
Posted at 6:14 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessexhausto-nebriated art'd/Dexter netflix-fucked tweeting, away!
Posted at 6:08 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetesslast twat's a gem from the 'bad romance' youtube comment section. it made me die laughing. also eerily cld be said about me, too! "no sens
Posted at 2:29 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetess"am i the only 1 who thinks shes strange like for real...she always sings in french or wat ever nd she always shows her butt" re: @ladygaga
Posted at 2:28 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetessto do list - mostly conquered. time to dexter it up. and ponder my second dinner. like second breakfast ;)
Posted at 2:10 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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the burlesque poetesscross'd a few things off to do list! i'm currently my only fan on facebrain. which is hilarious/sad, but come join! (http://sn.im/FBpoetess)
Posted at 12:32 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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