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Kool Jerk
Kool JerkThere are 32,000 Videos on Youtube of people vomiting. Why?Posted at 4:16 AM Dec 20
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  • Matt
    Matt Posted at 5:20 AM Dec 20
    HAHA! The question is... why were you searching "vomiting'? LMAO
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Kool JerkYou could spend 1,000s of dollars for a friend but for a fraction of the cost, you could have me.
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Posted at 6:47 AM Nov 30
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Kool JerkI decided to take a shower for Thanksgiving. I'll let you know how it went or you can watch the video.
Mood:silly
Posted at 5:05 PM Nov 26
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  • Dave
    Dave Posted at 6:21 AM Nov 30
    hey! happy holidays.. Can you go on MSN Messenger and add paris20kisses@hotmail.com shes a real cool girl wants to meet some people and thinks you seem cool
  • Linda J.
    Linda J. Posted at 7:32 PM Nov 26
    Heh! Heh!
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Kool JerkI Now Have A Non Slip Rubber Tip For Your Convenience.
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Posted at 6:19 AM Nov 23
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Kool Jerkalcohol stimulates my appetite
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Posted at 4:01 AM Nov 16
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Kool JerkCuffs And Wingtips Are Back In Style. I Was Afraid I Had Nothing Nice To Wear.
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Posted at 9:45 PM Nov 13
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  • Kool Jerk
    Kool Jerk Posted at 1:29 AM Nov 14
    Your right about the FB button. I rarely buy dress clothes. I just buy jeans and casual stuff but not that often. I looked at Brooks Brothers website and on the front page a dude was wearing a pair of $400 black cuffed slacks and black wingtips. I'm thinking, I got that. They say wingtips are always in style but I wasn't sure about cuffs. It thought they went in and out of style.
  • scorp
    scorp Posted at 1:15 AM Nov 14
    I'm a little spoiled to the "like" button on FB now. We need one here so I can be totally lazy at both places. :-b
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Kool JerkWho Wants To Adopt Me? I'll Pull My Weight.
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Posted at 12:14 AM Oct 29
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Kool JerkIs Forbidden
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Posted at 4:47 AM Oct 26
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  • Kool Jerk
    Kool Jerk Posted at 4:54 AM Oct 26
    Be very scared.
  • scorp
    scorp Posted at 4:49 AM Oct 26
    *scared of you!* :-b
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Kool JerkI Just Ate My Last Cookie And My Car Is Broken.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 2:44 AM Oct 24
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  • Kool Jerk
    Kool Jerk Posted at 7:16 PM Oct 24
    I walked to the grocery and bought cookies. I could write a song.
  • scorp
    scorp Posted at 3:13 PM Oct 24
    Are you starting a blues song? ;-)
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Kool JerkIs Looking For Work
Mood:cold
Posted at 12:47 AM Oct 20
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Kool JerkIs
Mood:cold
Posted at 5:24 AM Oct 19
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Kool JerkIs StReSsEd
Mood:worried
Posted at 12:54 AM Oct 15
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Kool Jerk I'm cold, It's raining, the weather is bringing me down.
Mood:high
Posted at 11:18 PM Oct 8
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    xjoshx's backup/Ange's layouts Posted at 12:57 PM Oct 11
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Kool JerkIs CoLd
Mood:high
Posted at 12:44 AM Oct 1
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Kool JerkThe New PC has been built.
Mood:high
Posted at 2:15 AM Sep 15
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Kool Jerkis not on here much until I build a new home PC, should be soon.
Mood:high
Posted at 7:45 PM Sep 4
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Kool JerkIs Troubled
Mood:gloomy
Posted at 9:43 PM Aug 5
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Kool JerkIs Troubled
Mood:depressed
Posted at 9:42 PM Aug 5
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Kool JerkIt's been an eventful week. I painted my parents front doors. My dad totaled their Honda Accord and bought a new car. Oy
Mood:chill
Posted at 9:05 PM Jul 19
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Kool JerkMY DADS GRANDFATHERS WERE BROTHES. I'M LUCKY I WASN'T BORN WITH TWO HEADS. I'M RENTING OUT A ROOM HERE.
Mood:chill
Posted at 5:02 PM Jul 4
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  • Posted at 1:38 PM Jul 17
    omg!! I just got my check for $203 for ONE day! go to Cash4Fast.com to find out how to make money off google!! sIJ
  • xjoshx's backup/Ange's layouts
    xjoshx's backup/Ange's layouts Posted at 4:04 AM Jul 5
    hiii and happy america 4th of july uncnshhycecz :) lol if you wanna make som extra $$ i made $118 in 45 mins of work today goto: JulyPost.com
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Kool JerkIS STILL TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF RENTING OUT A ROOM IN MY APARTMENT. I NEED TO BUT IT'S DIFFICULT FOR ME.
Mood:chill
Posted at 3:26 AM Jun 3
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Kool JerkSTILL TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF RENTING OUT A ROOM IN MY APARTMENT. I NEED TO BUT IT'S DIFFICULT FOR ME.
Mood:chill
Posted at 1:07 AM Jun 3
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Kool JerkIF YOU NEED ME AND I'M NOT ONLINE CONTACT ME AT MY LINK ON WWW.ULTRABUYS.COM
Mood:animated
Posted at 2:42 AM May 21
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Kool JerkIF YOU NEED ME AND I'M NOT ONLINE CONTACT ME AT MY LINK ON WWW.ULTRABUYS.COM
Mood:amused
Posted at 2:41 AM May 21
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Kool JerkIF IM NOT ONLINE AND SOMETHING GOES DOWN, REACH ME AT WWW.ULTRABUYS.COM
Mood:confident
Posted at 12:11 PM May 19
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Kool JerkNEVER GO WITH THE PROGRAM. KNOW MORE THAN THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW.
Mood:confident
Posted at 9:21 PM May 9
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Kool JerkTHAT GLOOMY THINGY EVEN LOOKS LIKE ME
Mood:gloomy
Posted at 1:21 AM May 9
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Kool Jerk(none)
Mood:frisky
Posted at 11:26 PM May 8
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Kool JerkI'M WAITING FOR FEDEX AND UPS TO SHOW UP
Mood:frisky
Posted at 4:13 PM May 8
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  • Kool Jerk
    Kool Jerk Posted at 6:43 PM May 8
    Frisky was already there. I should have changed it. I'll change the fedex and ups soon but I'm still waiting.
  • scorp
    scorp Posted at 6:32 PM May 8
    Ok, I'm a bit nervous about that, and you've paired "frisky" with it. :-b
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Kool JerkTeh Internet is Dead
Mood:frisky
Posted at 2:22 AM May 7
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Kool JerkImagine My Head On Teh Forever Stamp
Mood:frisky
Posted at 1:09 AM May 7
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Kool JerkImagine My Head On Teh Forever Stamp
Mood:chill
Posted at 8:41 PM May 4
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Kool JerkNow I don't need therapy.
Mood:chill
Posted at 4:48 AM May 2
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Kool JerkTonight I need therapy. Talk to me.
Mood:chill
Posted at 1:59 AM May 2
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Kool JerkI'm bothered by the word "Whom"
Mood:chill
Posted at 3:56 PM Apr 30
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Kool JerkI WOULD CUT OFF MY HEAD IF I HAD A EMPTY SHELF TO PUT IT ON.
Mood:chill
Posted at 7:42 PM Apr 28
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Kool JerkI would cut off my head if I had an empty shelf to put it on.
Mood:chill
Posted at 2:10 PM Apr 28
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Kool JerkToday I was dumb. Tomorrow I'll pay for it.
Mood:chill
Posted at 1:33 AM Apr 27
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Kool JerkI won't bite you today. Talk to me.
Mood:chill
Posted at 6:13 PM Apr 23
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Kool JerkI WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE TODAY BUT SO FAR I'M 2 BUSY.
Mood:chill
Posted at 6:00 PM Apr 23
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Kool JerkFOUND OUT I'M ADDICTED TO BUBBLE GUM. I CHAIN SMOKE TEH STUFF.
Mood:chill
Posted at 12:08 PM Apr 23
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Kool JerkFor the next 30 minutes, ask me anything.
Mood:bored
Posted at 2:37 AM Apr 23
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Kool JerkFor the next 30 minutes, ask me anything.
Mood:chill
Posted at 1:56 AM Apr 23
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Kool JerkFor the next 30 minutes, ask me anything.
Mood:chill
Posted at 1:37 AM Apr 22
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Kool JerkMy cat ate to fast and vomited. Food looks the same as it did before he ate it. Hes eating it again.
Mood:chill
Posted at 9:42 PM Apr 21
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Kool JerkI ate a potato and now I am a potato
Mood:chill
Posted at 8:09 PM Apr 20
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Kool JerkMy brain is Abby Normal but I'm harmless
Mood:chill
Posted at 11:37 PM Apr 19
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Kool JerkTeh weather is sucking again today. I'm not even motivated to get dressed. Gray rainy day, Not like yesterday.
Mood:disappointed
Posted at 1:30 PM Apr 19
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Kool JerkI am not an animal but I play one on TV
Mood:amused
Posted at 5:33 PM Apr 17
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Kool JerkGreen Beans are squeaking in my mouth.
Mood:amused
Posted at 10:32 AM Apr 17
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