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It's Me...Gabe
It's Me...GabeIf you've never seen the world's worst written movie then I highly recommend "Air Rage"Posted 4 hours ago from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeTrying to figure out why my MySpace is suddenly in German or something...
Posted 5 hours ago
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It's Me...GabeIf the dog didn't know he's not supposed to go out front he wouldn't check to see if I'm watching before going out there. Sneaky doosh.
Posted 22 hours ago from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeIs Tila Tequila's 15 minutes up yet?
Posted at 2:14 PM Jan 7 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeI still don't understand the concept of 'protecting' your tweets. Like someone should have to ask permission to listen to me bitch and moan?
Posted at 12:38 AM Jan 7 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeThey say "don't cry over spilled milk"...well what about a 1lb bag of sugar? huh dooshbag? what do you say to that? fucker!
Posted at 12:18 AM Jan 7 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeLady blocking the aisle at Stop & Shop gives me a Hurumph and a dirty look when I ask to be let by. I try so hard not to use the "c" word.
Posted at 12:02 AM Jan 7 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeI really need to go to the store. But I really need to NOT go outside. So effin' cold! Someone want to run to the store for me?
Posted at 11:02 PM Jan 6 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeThe only thing I will remember about Randy Johnson is what a shitty Yankee he was.
Posted at 2:29 PM Jan 6 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeDon't fuck with The Wongs.
Posted at 3:02 AM Jan 6 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeIt's too cold to even go outside...
Posted at 10:48 PM Jan 4 from Twitter
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  • Sabrina
    Sabrina Posted at 8:13 PM Jan 5
    I have no choice I got to work lol
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It's Me...GabeHistory Channel says in 2012 the good people will be raptured to Heaven while I'm stuck here with dooshbags who beat me up and steal my shit
Posted at 10:03 PM Jan 2 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeHistory Channel is running an End of Days, Nostradamus, Apocalypse, 2012, get your shit together marathon today. Very cheerful. Happy 2010!
Posted at 5:04 PM Jan 2 from Twitter
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It's Me...Gabe3am I am awakened by the bed shaking violently. Is it an earthquake? The Exorcist? The dog running in his sleep? Yes, that last one.
Posted at 3:04 PM Jan 2 from Twitter
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  • ♥ Angel ♥
    ♥ Angel ♥ Posted at 3:08 PM Jan 2
    hahahahaha Thanks for making me laugh :)
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It's Me...Gabehttp://twitpic.com/wbdk3 - That's right..rub it...
Posted at 5:06 AM Jan 2 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeHowever, I still believe Mick Mars and Count Chocula are the same person and have yet to see them together.
Posted at 3:04 AM Jan 1 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeIts New Years Eve! Your choices are Ryan Seacrest on ABC or Carson Daly on NBC. Kinda kills my "They're the same person theory".
Posted at 3:02 AM Jan 1 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeBefore you're on your way...Happy New Year everyone! Here's hoping 2010 in the best one ever! God bless...Good luck!
Posted at 6:25 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...Gabehttp://twitpic.com/w1myj - Jersey today
Posted at 4:26 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeWhy am I driving in this shit? I just made a noise that sounded like Curly from the 3 Stooges.
Posted at 3:31 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeIn order for my Blackberry to annoy me more this morning it would have to turn into my ex-girlfriend.
Posted at 2:25 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...Gabehttp://twitpic.com/w0ygq - NYE snow!
Posted at 1:44 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeHoly shit! Its snowing! I had no idea. How much of this are we supposed to get?
Posted at 1:05 PM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeGetting Moose up and down the stairs is like landing a plane. If he takes a bad angle he has to circle around and try again.
Posted at 12:02 AM Dec 31, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeHey 2009! I hope the doorknob nails you in the ass on the way out the door. Good riddance. 2010...do better or don't bother!
Posted at 9:24 PM Dec 30, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...Gabe"Ever heard of kickboxing? The sport of the future..."
Posted at 3:56 PM Dec 30, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...Gabehttp://twitpic.com/vu1n7 - Trying to sleep but there's a doosh in my bed.
Posted at 5:02 AM Dec 30, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeThe dog always waits for me to get into bed then makes me get out of bed to help him into bed so he can lay where I was laying. Doosh!
Posted at 4:40 AM Dec 30, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeIts just a jump to the left...and then a step to the right...put your hands on your hips...and bring your knees in tight...
Posted at 4:27 AM Dec 30, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeSeton Hall up early over 'Cuse. Let's Go Big Blue!!!
Posted at 2:37 AM Dec 30, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeLet's start today's "Let's go Pirates" chant on Twitter! RT this post! Let's Go Pirates! Let's Go Pirates! Let's Go Pirates! #
Posted at 7:14 PM Dec 29, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...Gabe"You call me Dickie one more time...and I'll kill you..."
Posted at 2:37 PM Dec 29, 2009 from Twitter
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  • Lisa
    Lisa Posted at 5:44 PM Dec 29, 2009
    funny.....happy new year
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It's Me...Gabe"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section." "Why is that?" "Because you could melt all this stuff.
Posted at 2:09 PM Dec 29, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...Gabehoping today goes the way it's supposed to
Posted at 3:38 PM Dec 26, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeSteve's cat is out of control. He has been eating like he's going to the chair.
Posted at 8:39 PM Dec 25, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...Gabe#FrojackChristmasSpecial #HolidayCheerFollows @IridalFFG @ISIS_OLIVEIRA @isistaylor @its_LauraOtt @itsDreJones @ItsMeGabe @itsMEmorgs
Posted at 5:29 PM Dec 25, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeMerry Christmas!
Posted at 3:26 PM Dec 25, 2009
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It's Me...GabeThe dog is 14 years old. Can barely walk. But he can go from the middle of the yard to where he's not supposed to be in nothing flat.
Posted at 12:07 AM Dec 22, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeDude! Gimme some egg roll! Gimme some egg roll! Gimme some egg roll! Yuck. Don't like that. I'm just gonna spit out on the floor here. Ok?
Posted at 11:55 PM Dec 21, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeI like these guys! They are funny guys! Only kill one of them!
Posted at 8:36 PM Dec 21, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeGot 3 numbers right in the Mega-Millions...what to do with my big $7 in winnings?
Posted at 8:22 PM Dec 21, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeHappy Official First Day of Winter! Let the freezing commence! :-P
Posted at 3:16 PM Dec 21, 2009 from Twitter
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  • Posted at 5:53 PM Dec 21, 2009
    I was born and raised thru Chicago winters....I can handle what Jersey considers "freezing"!
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It's Me...GabeBummed the Saints lost to the fuckingCowboys. I'm hoping the Colts go undefeated. So I don't ever have to hear Mercury Morris rap again.
Posted at 5:36 AM Dec 20, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeThe flying monkeys always creeped me out. Hate fucking flying monkeys. Scared of them...
Posted at 1:40 AM Dec 20, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeI would love to be able to go out and do something tonight...it doesn't look likely.
Posted at 12:36 AM Dec 20, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeWoman holding baby in line in front of me points at display and says "Is that Winnie the Pooh?" Now I'm standing here looking for Pooh.
Posted at 8:40 PM Dec 19, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeShop Rite Brookdale on a Saturday pre-blizzard. Last spot in the lot. Two men enter...one man leaves.
Posted at 4:38 PM Dec 19, 2009 from Twitter
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  • ♥ Angel ♥
    ♥ Angel ♥ Posted at 5:42 PM Dec 19, 2009
    No comment! hahahahahaha Could not resist! Enjoy all you do!
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It's Me...GabeLeading the dog upstairs with a Milk Bone with one hand, I stop to support him with the other hand and he stops to eat the Milk Bone. Stuck.
Posted at 1:19 AM Dec 19, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...GabeSting's beard looks like he just got back from discovering the North Pole.
Posted at 11:56 PM Dec 18, 2009 from Twitter
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It's Me...Gabe#SpecialTeknik_DrunkenMaster #ff @itsDreJones @itsDreJones @ItsMeGabe @itsMEmorgs @iureeZinhOoo @ivoryshorty @ivy_black @IzRiz
Posted at 11:54 PM Dec 18, 2009 from Twitter
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