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@YOURBRUTHAbrub
@YOURBRUTHAbrubEver get out the car before someone else & have to wait until they get their purse & stuff together? That's what 2009 felt like for me.Posted 16 hours ago from Mobile
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubthere's someone for everyone.... even the weirdos....
Posted at 5:04 AM Dec 24 from TweetDeck
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubwhen dude says "you need a car to holla @ girls" or "chicks won't talk to unless you got $" what he's really saying is he's lame w/ no spit
Posted at 5:00 AM Dec 24 from TweetDeck
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubthe gov knows it cost $80,000 to house inmate but only 30,000 to educate a child, like all hustlers they make they money on the backend #POW
Posted at 4:39 AM Dec 24 from TweetDeck
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubI almost feel guilty wearing shorts & t-shirt in December.... almost.
Posted at 9:28 PM Dec 23 from TweetDeck
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubI try not to compare myself to others, only my personal best to which I continually try to surpass. #content
Mood:content
Posted at 7:22 PM Dec 23 from Mobile
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  • Zac
    Zac Posted at 8:20 PM Dec 23
    inspirational words
  • .:MiSs CiArRa:.
    .:MiSs CiArRa:. Posted at 7:30 PM Dec 23
    truth well spoken
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubIs dogs eating hot dogs some form of self hate?
Posted at 10:16 PM Dec 20 from TweetDeck
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@YOURBRUTHAbrub(what we doing?)... shake-n-bake.... (what you say?!) shake-n-bake.... (c) Ricky Bobby
Posted at 12:16 AM Dec 19 from TweetDeck
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubWondering how & what these rappers are going to rhyme with 2010?..... "we poppin' bottles blah blah blah win in ten" ...huh!?!!
Posted at 11:57 PM Dec 18 from TweetDeck
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubMost miniature dogs are product of wanting "permanent puppies", imagine trend moving to humans & a bunch of old ass Websters walking around.
Posted at 9:31 PM Dec 18 from TweetDeck
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubWho would of thunk oranges are the reason we have The Godfather. Italy's 19th century command of Europe's citrus trade founded the mafia.
Posted at 5:43 AM Dec 18
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubEver talk to someone that english is not their first language then you start talking back slow & w/ bad accent? SMH
Posted at 4:28 AM Dec 18 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubHER: brub you think you could buy me this.... ME: Girl stop Bon Jovi-ing it HER: What? Me: Youre living on a prayer. SMH
Posted at 8:50 PM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubWaiting to break up w/ your girl because its the holidays is sorta like a pedophile donating to Toys For Tots. #jussayin
Posted at 5:06 PM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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  • *HOTT TODDY*~H3@veN $eNt:)BABII BYRD2 3/21/10
    *HOTT TODDY*~H3@veN $eNt:)BABII BYRD2 3/21/10 Posted at 6:32 PM Dec 17
    I AGREE IT'S BEYOND STUPID OR POINTLESS IT'S JUST SICKNING TO THINK ABOUT IT
  • His 1st True and Real luv!!!!!Mrs.Boyd
    His 1st True and Real luv!!!!!Mrs.Boyd Posted at 6:04 PM Dec 17
    yea ignorant and childish and disgusting if you cant be a real man then why bother to play wit peoples hearts....my uncle been doin that to my aunt for 20 yrs now and err valentines day he go to 7-11 and get a cheap fake rose....if i put out money for you you should do the same
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubNo I will not write your tweets for you but you can retweet mine. Just tell your friends @YOURBRUTHAbrub means (your name) in awesome.
Posted at 5:03 PM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubwhn little thought moss on trees was whr carpet came, once heard uncle say carpet muncher tried 2 pickup his wife thought must been huge bug
Posted at 7:03 AM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubAm I the only one that thinks pimps are an untapped resource for Olympic swimming? 200 meter backstroke need I say more?
Posted at 6:24 AM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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  • Roo Roo
    Roo Roo Posted at 6:45 AM Dec 17
    haha! i agree!
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubGirl imma play this Vandross, you gonna take ya pants off.
Posted at 6:05 AM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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  • SHANTE
    SHANTE Posted at 6:16 AM Dec 17
    Really? mmm
  • DizzO
    DizzO Posted at 6:14 AM Dec 17
    wow! u off da chain!
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubI wonder how much that stack of money in those Geico commercials makes?
Posted at 6:03 AM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubLadies are you going to stand by & continue to let Facebook subjectify you by cuting off your head in thumbnails!?! #lowkey T&A
Posted at 5:58 AM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubNot trying to complain but I didn't move from Michigan to California to wear mittens... I'm this close to thrownin on my snowboarding pants.
Posted at 1:46 AM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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  • Foxy Room-Slice
    Foxy Room-Slice Posted at 4:35 AM Dec 17
    hi. i lost weight and feel great. i did it with new FREE acai berry i got from here http://lnk.ms/3TY8L
  • dIrTy BoB!!! kIlLa Of EgO's
    dIrTy BoB!!! kIlLa Of EgO's Posted at 3:07 AM Dec 17
    What???? lol I moved to Cali 5 months ago from Illinois and everytime I think Im cold..u know when its 50 and cloudy..llooll I think of my friends back home snowed in and almost below zero temps..llooll then it feels hot, Im wearing T's in the day,,hello
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubcaffeine & nicotine both hv euphoric & addictive qualities... thats it im groundin up a pack of Kools w/ coffee grains & takin Starbucks out
Posted at 1:26 AM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubSuccess is an ungrateful mother. - J. William Washington
Posted at 11:28 PM Dec 16 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubI ain't a no perfect man, I'm just trying to do the best that I can with what it is I have. - Mos Def
Posted at 11:16 PM Dec 16 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubI'm pleased to announce I'm once again with mobile capabilities, ladies please recommence to sending lude text messages. #kthxbi
Posted at 2:17 AM Dec 16 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubFigured out the evil behind technology.... chords.... yup it's cords. It's looking like Indiana Jones in the snake pit over here.
Posted at 6:21 PM Dec 15 from TweetDeck
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  • Foxy Room-Slice
    Foxy Room-Slice Posted at 7:50 PM Dec 15
    hey! i lost 25 lbs with this FREE acai berry. get it from here: acaiberry4us . com
  • JCov
    JCov Posted at 7:37 PM Dec 15
    hey! i lost 25 lbs with this FREE acai berry. get it from here: freeacaiberry4u . com
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubTiger is loosing endorsement deals after cheating on his wife, has that ever happened before? Success black men can't j-walk.
Posted at 5:19 PM Dec 15 from TweetDeck
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  • *I'm just HaPpY 2 b HERE ( :*
    *I'm just HaPpY 2 b HERE ( :* Posted at 6:36 PM Dec 15
    Damn does race really matter. Its skantlous2sleep wit a married man and its skantlous2 cheat if you're married. Does nebody have morals now a days? This is crazy
  • *Me Against Da' World..I Stand Alone*
    *Me Against Da' World..I Stand Alone* Posted at 6:05 PM Dec 15
    Okay! So let me tell it like I know it! Look at the SHIT he cheated with(porn stars! strippaz! waitress bitchez) Would a sista have went public on his azz just to get a story out to say "I WAS FUCKED by a rich BLACK MANN" I DON"T THINK SO. No sympathy for all those "successful" brothaz that think they are too good for a sista! (WE ARE EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN that is changing the faces of other races..just too look like us) I LOVE MY FINE BLACK AZZ!
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubRealized I actually have a few legitimate male/female platonic relationships, maybe I have matured a tad bit.... just a tad.
Posted at 5:01 PM Dec 15 from TweetDeck
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubLadies if you were planning on texting me tonight for an impromptu lingerie party, don't just lost my phone in Koreatown. #sadclown
Posted at 3:49 AM Dec 15 from TweetDeck
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  • **bRoWn3y3s**
    **bRoWn3y3s** Posted at 5:03 AM Dec 15
    that sucks 4 u dont it? lololol
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubWhere the hell are all my sweaters... I think moths & billy goats are filming the next season of The Real World in my closet.
Posted at 1:13 AM Dec 15 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubNot sure what's more profound at this moment, the invention of the wheel or the necessity of me doing laundry today.
Posted at 5:22 PM Dec 14 from Ping.fm
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  • Han
    Han Posted at 9:45 PM Dec 14
    both!
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubNew years resolution: To only buy the "good toliet paper". (<- I don't think he's talking about tissue)
Posted at 10:22 PM Dec 13 from Ping.fm
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  • The White Light Machine
    The White Light Machine Posted at 10:59 PM Dec 13
    there's the wisdom and texture, right there!!! tell it brub!!!
  • '·.¸¸.·''¯'··._.· MUNCHIE '·.¸
    '·.¸¸.·''¯'··._.· MUNCHIE '·.¸ Posted at 10:52 PM Dec 13
    The only other toilet paper u can be talking about is the actual paper that goes over the top of the toilet in case u wanna take a sh!t... fingerz crossed, I hope ur not talking about that kind..i'd hate to imagine u sh!tt!ng n a public restroom. With love, Munchie!
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubBeing young is SO overrated, can't express how much I value the textures gained from experience, is it me or does every new year get better?
Posted at 3:22 AM Dec 13 from Ping.fm
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  • *I'm just HaPpY 2 b HERE ( :*
    *I'm just HaPpY 2 b HERE ( :* Posted at 6:55 PM Dec 13
    That is true, however experience does not only come with age. Experience also comes from maturity.
  • Whitney
    Whitney Posted at 6:44 PM Dec 13
    love it! totally agree.
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubAlways laugh whn I hear "If I wasnt making music Id be in prision or insane" Really? Your psyche that brittle a song is holding it together?
Posted at 3:01 AM Dec 13 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubHas anyone marinated chicken w/ pinot grigio? Was thinking about doing that for dinner....
Posted at 6:55 PM Dec 12 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubTwo months away and I'm already hyped for the last season of LOST. 1of2 shows I've seen every episode. (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Posted at 6:00 PM Dec 12 from Ping.fm
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  • The White Light Machine
    The White Light Machine Posted at 4:07 AM Dec 13
    I liked Lost at first, then I realized that they just make up the story as they go along, and its just some meaningless soap opera. There's no perceived end or point to the story. No real substance. But hey, everyones got their own brain candy right?
  • FemME Noire; no chains
    FemME Noire; no chains Posted at 6:49 PM Dec 12
    wow! I'm feelin' the same way, especially bcuz of the long hiatus... Luv that show.
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubLupe Fiasco is the rap equivalent to Terence Howard, a great actor but I just don't like that negro.
Posted at 5:25 PM Dec 12 from Ping.fm
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  • The White Light Machine
    The White Light Machine Posted at 4:08 AM Dec 13
    I was never into Lupe too much myself. Too much of an "Image Guy". But yeah, respect the skills. Do you like "Jay Electronica ?"
  • .oO+0+Oo.
    .oO+0+Oo. Posted at 5:50 PM Dec 12
    LMAO. Love that... Hip Hop just saved my life :)
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubMaking a fish omelette w/ spinach, tomatoes, red onions, & cilantro. Mmmm mmmm mmm!
Posted at 5:22 PM Dec 12 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubLadies if you're still rockin shoes w/ the monster mash bottoms (thick sole/heel) DONATE THEM!! No dis/judgement just upgrade baby. #2010
Posted at 5:08 PM Dec 12 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubWomen w/ developed hamstrings... can we say proper. #weakness (People watching, one of my favorite pastimes)
Posted at 2:10 AM Dec 12 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubA big #shoutout to making sandwiches when I was broke... wait I still make sandwiches, does that mean I'm broke!?!! #doh
Posted at 8:37 PM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubSweet pickel mud wrestling... talk about relishing in the moment. #pun
Posted at 7:04 PM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubYou "run LA", really? What's the annual property taxes on something like that?
Posted at 6:22 PM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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  • MISHA
    MISHA Posted at 6:28 PM Dec 11
    lmfao i think u are one of the most funniest ppl i know on myspace :)
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubGIRL: I just read all 5291 of your tweets ME: sounds like I'm about to file a marriage certificate or restraining order
Posted at 5:51 PM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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  • MISHA
    MISHA Posted at 6:17 PM Dec 11
    lmao who is that comment directed to?
  • Jolie
    Jolie Posted at 5:55 PM Dec 11
    lol
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubSo if golddiggers want gold, hoodrats want cheddar then why do girlfriends want marriage?
Posted at 5:36 PM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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  • Heaven opened up over me
    Heaven opened up over me Posted at 5:53 PM Dec 11
    Because that's the upgrade for the girlfriend.....Girlfriends dont intend on staying "Girl"friends... They wanna be "UPGRADED" too! Gold and cars=GOLDIGGER....... Cheddar and Weed=Hoodrat....... Marriage and Family=Girlfriend :}
  • MISHA
    MISHA Posted at 5:50 PM Dec 11
    a girlfriend wants marriage becuz she wants to know that the person she give her heart to faithfully comes home every night, shows her love, support, understands who she truely is and is accepted for it flaws n all, make a commitment to god, and last but not least build a secure future for a family. its easier to be married and own a home n raise kids. to sum it all up - if ur dating sum 1 its easier to break up and walk away n say fuck it rather than being married cuz it more complicated.
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubUntil the day dish washing machines come with a robot that pre-scrubs we're being scammed.
Posted at 4:30 PM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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  • MISHA
    MISHA Posted at 5:18 PM Dec 11
    thats why i wash all my dishes by hand and use my dish washer to place all my dishes i washed to dry. plus it keeps my kitchen lookin clean :) lol
  • Josh
    Josh Posted at 4:37 PM Dec 11
    Dishwashers are a joke! You still have to scrub the dishes clean of food or they wont get clean! Its a double wash! It IS a scam! LOL
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubWhomever came up w/ the technology in sheets that locks warm air under blankets... you deserve a gold ribbon if you didn't get one.
Posted at 5:11 AM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubHER: brub you're awesome I'm gonna share you w/ all my girlfriends ME: Are we still talking about social networking?
Posted at 2:21 AM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubI'm assuming "Hey, the yellow brick road is that-a-way... now find a brain." would be too harsh...
Posted at 9:58 PM Dec 10 from Ping.fm
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@YOURBRUTHAbrubLOL at dudes advertising wrenches & wondering why they aint getting screwed.
Posted at 8:25 PM Dec 10 from Ping.fm
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