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Mark Henry
Mark HenryBecause it's the season, we're watching Black Christmas. Who can resist Margot Kidder as a smoking sorority megabitch? No one, that's who.Posted 9 hours ago from Twitter
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Mark HenryAnd by "pipe" I mean Coke can with a hole in it.
Posted 12 hours ago from Twitter
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Mark HenrySo Sherlock was pretty good. I'd see it again, on dvd...with a pipe and a waistcoat.
Posted 12 hours ago from Twitter
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Mark HenrySnagged the awesomest seats for Sherlock Holmes. Why so awesome? Cuz we in 'em bitches!
Posted 16 hours ago from Twitter
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Mark HenryI guess the economy really is improving! http://yfrog.com/32ut1sj
Posted 22 hours ago from Twitter
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Mark HenryJust in case you want to get your monster on, here's where @caroline_henry got my art: http://www.robertelrodllc.com/
Posted at 10:25 PM Dec 25 from Twitter
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Mark HenryUp next @caroline_henry's family. But first Starfucks for some caramel brulee lovin'.
Posted at 10:23 PM Dec 25 from Twitter
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Mark HenryAw yeah! For X-mas @caroline_henry ZOMBIFIED me!!! http://tweetphoto.com/7244631
Posted at 10:20 PM Dec 25 from Twitter
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Mark HenryWhy do I have to ruin Christmas Scrabble? http://twitgoo.com/abhvn
Posted at 8:10 PM Dec 25 from Twitter
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Mark HenryAnd @Caroline_Henry got me the most awesome gift evah!!! Soon to be my new twitter avatar!
Posted at 5:06 PM Dec 25 from Twitter
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Mark HenryChristmas exploded all over the living room. Dogs, opting for the gift of stomach aches, have devoured all their garlic fry chewies.
Posted at 5:05 PM Dec 25 from Twitter
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Mark HenryMerry Christmas Twitterers! I'm panning on being a little scarce so have a good time over the next couple of days!
Posted at 8:54 PM Dec 24 from Twitter
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Mark HenryJealous of @Caroline_Henry's work Taco party that I made refried beans for...from scratch! Will retaliate with fast food! Oh yes I will!
Posted at 7:55 PM Dec 24 from Twitter
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Mark HenryRepeat after me: I will not worry about the manuscript until Sunday. I will not worry...
Posted at 5:59 PM Dec 24 from Twitter
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Mark HenryPls RT: Happy Holidays from the Dirty Fuckers at the League of Reluctant Adults... http://tinyurl.com/yayo36t
Posted at 4:20 PM Dec 24 from Twitter
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Mark HenryIf you didn't get your favorite single guy a cock cozy this year, you suck-->http://bit.ly/5vpHZS
Posted at 4:18 PM Dec 24 from Twitter
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Mark HenryI choose GREEN PILL!!!
Posted at 7:50 AM Dec 24 from Twitter
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Mark HenryFinally at Barnes & Noble. They're playing the Peanuts Christmas album, my fave.
Posted at 7:58 PM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryDammit! Sugar headache. I can look forward to a few more of these this week.
Posted at 3:12 PM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryRT 2011. It's in Los Angeles at the Westin Bonaventure. (via @Debi_Murray) Hmm.
Posted at 3:02 PM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryWatching Lost Season 1 for the first time. I do dig it. Just not as much as Fringe. Maybe it's the lack of the X-Files feel.
Posted at 6:01 AM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryWhen Dido is providing the holiday music, you can bet it'll be a white Christmas. Mighty white.
Posted at 5:44 AM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryThe Christmas Carols on XM, cookies are in the mixer and only one gift left to come in the mail. Looking good people!
Posted at 3:29 AM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryI haz a tummy ache from all the CRACKer Candy. I might die now.
Posted at 3:10 AM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryVampire Academy Jewelry and stuff! Order Now, unless you're a dolt. http://bit.ly/5p1LPB
Posted at 2:00 AM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryAmerica’s Most Literate Cities, 2009 http://bit.ly/70A5fu (via @branflakez)--someone asked me why there were so many writers in Seattle.
Posted at 1:28 AM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryRT @KellyMeding Three Days to Dead: 4.5 stars from Romantic Times! ..."a thrilling urban fantasy full of desperate humans & menacing evil."
Posted at 12:46 AM Dec 23 from Twitter
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Mark HenryI'm afraid my heart might give out from all the salty buttery chocolatey goodness of the cracker candy. If so, know that I loved you...
Posted at 7:22 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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Mark HenrySweet Jesus CRACKer Candy is totally accurate. http://twitgoo.com/a6trn
Posted at 5:49 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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Mark HenryCracker candy chillin' like a gangsta. Not sure this tray's gonna last 'til Friday. In fact, I'm sure it won't. Muhahaha!
Posted at 4:14 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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Mark HenryRoad Trip of the Living Dead is a Six Dollar Bargain Book at Amazon! Go! Buy! Now! http://bit.ly/5Uf5B9
Posted at 3:24 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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Mark HenryCraving tater tots something fierce but don't have a deep fryer. Too bad the baked version are an ABOMINATION against God. #theuglytruth
Posted at 12:43 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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Mark HenryThe library is being infiltrated by suit-clad young men on a mission of literature delivery. I'm scared for my soul.
Posted at 12:34 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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Mark HenryThis year we're making Cracker Candy (thanks @angelajames), Butterscotch Haystacks, Fudge, Russian Teacakes and Frosted sugar cookies.
Posted at 12:16 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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Mark HenryI'm about to ditch out of my library writing to gather all the ingredients for the big Christmas Cookiethon 2009!
Posted at 12:15 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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Mark HenryAttention Aspiring Writers: Enter to Win an RT Pre-Con & General-Con Registration! See @ http://bit.ly/7AdOZe
Posted at 9:28 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryGotta get back to work. Discuss amongst yourselves. Topics: uses for cheese, boring towns and things bikers hide in their spandex.
Posted at 7:11 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryWho doesn't love cheese?
Posted at 7:06 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryDamn it smells like burning rubber and bung in this Starbucks. They must be filming a porno movie in the back.
Posted at 6:35 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryAt Starbucks, Jiffy Lube hooked me up with a $5 gift card cuz it's Christmas and shit!
Posted at 6:20 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryWaited an hour and fifteen minutes to find out the scoop on Brittany Murphy's death and got nothing but gossip. Hissssss.
Posted at 4:24 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryToday, we visit the Rue du Fauborg Saint-Honoré. Well, in the manuscript we do. And by we, I mean me. Someone gonna die in front of Dior!
Posted at 4:17 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryThink I'll go write some down at the Jiffy Lube. Car has needed an oil change for 6 months. Just not as much as I needed coffee and treats.
Posted at 3:50 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryRT @laurendane: Curl Up With A Book...And a Nook contest has begun! 13 daily contests, 1 grand prize deets at http://bit.ly/4r4tII
Posted at 3:40 PM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryHaven't stopped moving today. Wrapped all the presents, cooked X2, now I'm heading out to Walmart for my meds for the sicky.
Posted at 3:15 AM Dec 21 from Twitter
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Mark HenryOfficial Vampire Academy jewelry and more, including some cool Cemetery Gate stuff! http://bit.ly/5p1LPB
Posted at 10:38 PM Dec 20 from Twitter
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Mark HenryHave a headache from looking at the computer screen. Also from trying to plan something. Must. Rest. Eyes.
Posted at 7:44 PM Dec 20 from Twitter
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Mark HenryHoly crap! Brittany Murphy (Clueless) reportedly died from cardiac arrest at age 32. What tragedy. http://bit.ly/5wyCTL
Posted at 7:11 PM Dec 20 from Twitter
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Mark HenryHow many times can I watch Cursed? Just now, Pacey loves Wednesday with a viral werewolf love.
Posted at 5:29 PM Dec 20 from Twitter
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Mark HenryLook! For X-mas @cmpriest got me a Freud finger puppet for me to make masturbate. http://yfrog.com/4annqj
Posted at 3:47 AM Dec 20 from Twitter
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