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Flying Mermaid
Flying Mermaidloves her Julia WickPosted 6 hours ago
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted 1 hour ago
    Only gonna say this one more time: I went to LA for Thanksgiving, not SF, driving up to SF on Friday. As for where to send the cards -- dincha get my voicemail? I suspect I'll pick them up in person....
  • Agent P Galore - Sexy ASSassin
    Agent P Galore - Sexy ASSassin Posted 2 hours ago
    where r yah? I was looking 4 yah on Giving Thanks Day or there abouts...cards shipping on Friday...where to? hahaha!
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Flying Mermaidis amused by those who think she's "lost" because of not having a career, and so feel they must constantly come up with life-change ideas for her.
Posted at 5:42 AM Dec 1
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  • eirikah
    eirikah Posted 10 hours ago
    you're my hero.
  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 6:23 AM Dec 1
    Don't know any other way to do it!
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Flying Mermaidnever feels lonely but sometimes feels greedy, to not be sharing any of the huge amount of joy that pours through her daily.
Posted at 5:49 PM Nov 30
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Flying Mermaidwishes the moon to say hello to Cora Belle for her.
Posted at 11:02 AM Nov 29
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Flying Mermaid's family is blessed with the most wonderful next generation ever.
Posted at 6:17 PM Nov 27
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  • ♥MAMA RED♥
    ♥MAMA RED♥ Posted at 6:26 PM Nov 27
    oh good times!!!.. enjoy!!! u deserve it!
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Flying Mermaidis hitting the road. Seeee ya!
Posted at 11:40 PM Nov 24
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Flying Mermaidwas just lying under the bright blanket of stars with Cora Belle, sobbing over not getting to do that again for WEEKS!
Posted at 5:55 AM Nov 24
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Flying Mermaidplays chicken with her erection.
Posted at 4:55 AM Nov 24
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  • Anika
    Anika Posted at 5:21 AM Nov 24
    What??? (Laughs)
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Flying Mermaid, with words untappable, eats through her own soul and comes up burping.
Posted at 7:38 PM Nov 23
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 9:38 PM Nov 23
    If the book were a burp.
  • Ava
    Ava Posted at 8:23 PM Nov 23
    That sounds like the first sentence of a book.
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Flying Mermaid's farts are sometimes so powerful they make her feel like she might shoot around the room, hissing and shrinking, like an untied balloon let go.
Posted at 2:38 AM Nov 23
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  • ♥MAMA RED♥
    ♥MAMA RED♥ Posted at 3:03 AM Nov 23
    i like farting its funny it makes me laugh every time!!!..heheheheh!!!
  • Ava
    Ava Posted at 2:52 AM Nov 23
    ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
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Flying Mermaidis so excited about seeing everyone over Thanksgiving (hitting the road Tuesday), but is already homesick in advance.
Posted at 11:16 PM Nov 22
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Flying Mermaidis crackling with stark autumnal crispness, blinded by the blue.
Posted at 6:49 PM Nov 22
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Flying Mermaidis tired of being full, and would prefer to be simply not hungry.
Posted at 11:05 AM Nov 22
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 6:22 PM Nov 22
    A lot of all I can, and it's not going too well, gonna back to see that naturopathic endocrinologist when I'm in LA next week. How's your food thing, or have you been to busy/stressed to pay attention?
  • JAQ
    JAQ Posted at 11:09 AM Nov 22
    what ya eating?
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Flying Mermaidgets a hard on from reading food descriptions.
Posted at 8:22 PM Nov 21
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 3:07 AM Nov 22
    Hehehhe, busted!
  • herbert
    herbert Posted at 11:13 PM Nov 21
    aha! THAT'S why all the dishes are dirty! chow ^..^
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Flying Mermaidhas been letting dishes pile up lately, which is something she never ever does.
Posted at 7:41 PM Nov 21
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 8:05 PM Nov 21
    I did. And it didn't.
  • herbert
    herbert Posted at 7:50 PM Nov 21
    get offa that pillow and Go to the sink! It'll help with the 'creative process' if U do... ^..^
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Flying Mermaidjust read these words in a book, "I used to be quite handsome, now I can't stay awake more than a few hours". How funny/random is that?
Posted at 9:21 PM Nov 20
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 7:40 PM Nov 21
    "The Adderall Diaries, A Memoir of Moods, Masochism, and Murder"
  • ♥MAMA RED♥
    ♥MAMA RED♥ Posted at 2:20 PM Nov 21
    what?...rofl!!..ok.. get them thoughts together ..hahahahha!!..what book is that?..lol
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Flying Mermaideats too much and poops too much, but reckons that's better than eating too much and not pooping ENOUGH!
Posted at 9:58 PM Nov 19
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 4:44 AM Nov 20
    This convo isn't strange, but the damn once a week deer pooper is!
  • Ava
    Ava Posted at 3:03 AM Nov 20
    I knew a girl like that. She pooped once a week, and told me they were small, hard, odorless, round things like stones, hahaha! I guess I could have lived without that image, anyway I foind it strange. Like deer poop! Stranger yet is this conversation, lmao!
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Flying Mermaidfound a chopped off finger. Anybody missing one?
Posted at 7:51 PM Nov 19
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 9:19 PM Nov 19
    My teeth are glad, too.
  • Ava
    Ava Posted at 8:43 PM Nov 19
    I'm glad you didn't find it in a pot of stew.
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Flying Mermaidwonders where the fuck everyone went.
Posted at 1:10 AM Nov 18
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  • ♥MAMA RED♥
    ♥MAMA RED♥ Posted at 5:11 PM Nov 18
    helping and doing readings
  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 2:49 AM Nov 18
    Then what the hell you doin on here???
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Flying Mermaidquite frequently smells food cooking in the middle of the night lately, when there is certainly no food cooking anywhere.... on THIS plane...?
Posted at 6:22 PM Nov 17
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  • ♥MAMA RED♥
    ♥MAMA RED♥ Posted at 9:18 PM Nov 17
    out of nowhere.. oh yea demons are attracted to me me...lol
  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 9:05 PM Nov 17
    Ya mean outta nowhere, like my food? Or all up ON you? I'll stick to Vietnamese food, thanks.
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Flying Mermaidsuddenly realized she'd lost track of time and has to get in the car to drive to Cali NEXT week, not the week after. Shit.
Posted at 9:43 PM Nov 16
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Flying Mermaidis celebrating both her father's and George's birthdays today. Her father would have been 95, and George would have been 86!
Posted at 3:05 AM Nov 16
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Flying Mermaidwill be hosting a mesquite-viewing brunch momentarily.
Posted at 6:56 PM Nov 15
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Flying Mermaid's father would have been 95 today.
Posted at 5:14 PM Nov 15
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Flying Mermaiddid no more than mention her life in awe when the blue sky suddenly grayed and started pounding hail.
Posted at 9:32 PM Nov 14
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 10:52 PM Nov 14
    Then I'm afraid you're not properly in touch -- this is a GOOD thing, silly! FUCK! I swear, I just said that and now out of the blue-again sky has come a rain so ferocious I can't think!
  • 2 DIE 4
    2 DIE 4 Posted at 10:37 PM Nov 14
    i'm scared.....
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Flying Mermaid's life here in wonderland is a collection of awe.
Posted at 9:18 PM Nov 14
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Flying Mermaidmet a woman named Georgia, who gets it on a whole nother level. How could her name be Georgia?
Posted at 5:11 AM Nov 14
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  • 2 DIE 4
    2 DIE 4 Posted at 10:37 PM Nov 14
    it's fate.
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Flying Mermaidneeds to get up, eat, and get out..........
Posted at 8:57 PM Nov 13
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  • Blac Gurlz Ink
    Blac Gurlz Ink Posted at 4:36 AM Nov 17
    yes that is correct
  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 4:01 AM Nov 17
    So if I order 6, I get 9? Sounds perfect!
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Flying Mermaidis oozing through a blur of non-motivation.
Posted at 3:27 AM Nov 13
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  • 2 DIE 4
    2 DIE 4 Posted at 10:39 PM Nov 14
    yeah this just basically sums it up 4 me as well
  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 4:47 AM Nov 13
    I'm really sick of it, actually, but apparently not enough to bust out....
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Flying Mermaidis afraid she ate somebody's blood by mistake, doesn't know whose, and can still taste it.
Posted at 10:08 AM Nov 12
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 8:19 PM Nov 12
    I was eating with typical gusto, here, at home, and when I licked my fingers to turn the page of my book (as eating always comes with reading) I tasted blood, looked at my fingers, and there was dried blood on them, though I could find nowhere on my naked body that was or had been bleeding...
  • ♥MAMA RED♥
    ♥MAMA RED♥ Posted at 1:53 PM Nov 12
    oh my!...hahahha!
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Flying Mermaidwoke up with 2 extra dogs in her bedroom!
Posted at 10:20 PM Nov 9
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Flying Mermaidjust woke up with 2 extra dogs in her bedroom!
Posted at 6:30 PM Nov 9
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Flying Mermaidcan't wait to meet her sweet little Sonny Jackson next month.
Posted at 2:04 AM Nov 9
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  • 2 DIE 4
    2 DIE 4 Posted at 10:40 PM Nov 14
    yayyy!! x0x0
  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 4:47 AM Nov 9
    Yup, LA for Thanksgiving, then up to SF to see the little one.
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Flying Mermaidhad to turn the swamp cooler back on, unheard of in November! (After snow in October.)
Posted at 10:06 PM Nov 7
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Flying Mermaid's eagerness burnt her nose hairs. Dang.
Posted at 6:44 AM Nov 7
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Flying Mermaidis in search of physical motivation.
Posted at 1:28 AM Nov 7
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Flying Mermaidis hotter and hotter.
Posted at 8:46 PM Nov 6
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Flying Mermaidfinds this absurdly warm November stretching out the use of the last of the little summer dresses.
Posted at 7:28 PM Nov 5
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Flying Mermaidhas to take her car in AGAIN (70 miles each way) and resents having to leave her doggie and wonderland....
Posted at 6:32 PM Nov 5
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Flying Mermaidjust ate a crunchy tart organic Pink Lady -- her first apple in over 2 years -- and was reminded (unnecessarily) how glorious life with fruit can be.
Posted at 8:53 PM Nov 4
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 8:12 AM Nov 5
    I think you came in too late -- if it were up to me I'd be glad to eat nothing but fruit all day long, all day, every day, any and every fruit. But I had all fruit banned from me over 2 years ago, and it's been utter, consistent hell.
  • herbert
    herbert Posted at 6:54 AM Nov 5
    find a Pinova.. U might likee ^..^
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Flying Mermaidis sobbing through Soul Men, missing Isaac and Bernie.
Posted at 7:37 AM Nov 4
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Flying Mermaiddrank coffee this morning for the first time in years - good stiff Tanzanian brew - and it only buzzed the top of her skull, didn't wake her up.
Posted at 10:16 PM Nov 3
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Flying Mermaidhas a SpaceBaby sleeping over tonight.
Posted at 8:35 AM Nov 3
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  • JAQ
    JAQ Posted at 9:47 AM Nov 3
    how fun.
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Flying Mermaidis beginning to panic about her doggy-sitter falling through for Thanksgiving. (see blog)
Posted at 8:45 PM Nov 2
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Flying Mermaidstrolled in the moonlight, and tho it was nearly bright as day, the air is so crisp and clear that stars were visible down to the horizon.
Posted at 5:56 AM Nov 2
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 7:21 AM Nov 2
    It always feels like I'm on my way to the beach when I walk in the moonlight out here.
  • Dahvia
    Dahvia Posted at 7:16 AM Nov 2
    lovely night! like white nights in russia!!
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Flying Mermaidis appreciating the unruly extremes of there being both record high and record low temperatures here within a 48 hour period -- 60 degrees apart.
Posted at 10:56 PM Nov 1
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Flying Mermaidis tired, down deep inside.
Posted at 9:13 PM Nov 1
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Flying Mermaidloves Tom's new trick of just throwing up any damn default picture of her he feels like, at any time.
Posted at 9:22 AM Nov 1
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 12:19 PM Nov 1
    Tom can suck my slimy dick.
  • embrace
    embrace Posted at 10:30 AM Nov 1
    You and your "Tom" issues!" I think you just don't want to admit that Tom isn't perfect and you kinda have to take him as he comes.
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Flying Mermaiddecided, at the last minute, under duress, to become a newspaper.
Posted at 1:54 AM Nov 1
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  • Flying Mermaid
    Flying Mermaid Posted at 6:42 AM Nov 1
    AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • ♥MAMA RED♥
    ♥MAMA RED♥ Posted at 2:17 AM Nov 1
    ok so im gonna fold you up and beat someones ass with ya...lol
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Flying Mermaidswitched over to her flannel sheets, and will be an hour closer to Atlanta, time zonewise, after tonight.
Posted at 12:46 AM Nov 1
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