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Jack Heath
Jack Heathwill surely, by the time he finishes his book about the FBI, be able to spell Bereau/Bureu/Bureau on the first try.Posted at 4:20 AM Dec 16 from Twitter
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Jack Heathhas a new blog post up! "Rumours of my death, again." http://bit.ly/89ajxT
Posted at 10:41 PM Dec 14 from Twitter
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Jack Heathalways finds it depressing to check the litterbox and discover that his cat has had a more productive day than him.
Posted at 11:51 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Jack Heathonly just discovered that he has a sort of inbox thingy in Twitter. Now he has nine months worth of messages to read.
Posted at 12:44 AM Dec 10 from Twitter
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  • Ben....
    Ben.... Posted at 12:53 AM Dec 10
    i know... hate books only cause i cant read without my reading glasses ahahahahahh
  • ollie
    ollie Posted at 12:50 AM Dec 10
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH benj thats hardcore !!!! x)
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Jack Heathwas totally proud of his first grey hairs until he remembered he dyed it that way.
Posted at 11:58 AM Dec 4 from Twitter
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Jack Heathis amazed by the way everyone in medieval China seems to have superpowers.
Posted at 1:13 AM Nov 17 from Twitter
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Jack Heathhas finished designing the maps for his new book, and concluded that he would be the world's crappiest architect.
Posted at 12:53 AM Nov 10 from Twitter
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Jack Heathhas never, EVER been able to spell Seargent on the first try. I mean, "Sergeant." Damn it.
Posted at 12:31 AM Nov 6 from Twitter
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Jack Heathhas finished the first draft of his fifth novel! Now for the hard bit - making it make sense.
Posted at 8:29 PM Nov 4 from Twitter
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Jack Heathhas a new video blog! "Jigsaw sucks at his job": http://bit.ly/4sLjRz
Posted at 11:05 AM Nov 3 from Twitter
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Jack HeathSpent his whole dream carrying around a pineapple and never got a chance to eat it.
Posted at 7:59 PM Oct 29 from Twitter
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Jack Heathhas finished the dry-run of his halloween makeup, and hopes the crayon will come off in the shower.
Posted at 4:11 AM Oct 27 from Twitter
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Jack Heathhas a new book review up: I Am Not a Serial Killer, by Dan Wells. Typically true, but surprisingly creepy when stated. http://bit.ly/1i6dBV
Posted at 1:44 AM Oct 17 from Twitter
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Jack Heathdares you to type "pooping" into the search field on Twitter and discover the alarming number of people who Tweet it.
Posted at 10:52 AM Oct 16 from Twitter
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Jack Heathis embarassed to admit that he still can't quite get the hang of quotation marks. Before, or after the full-stop?
Posted at 6:28 AM Oct 14 from Twitter
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  • Oeter
    Oeter Posted at 7:27 AM Oct 14
    Depends on the use. With speech, marks go after the fullstop. With quotations in essays/academic texts, depending on the particular style you're using, they can go either side.
  • :/
    :/ Posted at 6:29 AM Oct 14
    after
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Jack Heathhas alphabetised his bookshelf, from Abdel-Fattah to Zusak, making sure each author's books appear in order of publication. Is that weird?
Posted at 9:35 AM Oct 12 from Twitter
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  • Jack Heath
    Jack Heath Posted at 12:38 AM Oct 14
    No, that's the weird thing - I don't have time to do this stuff! I'm just procrastinating.
  • harrygribben
    harrygribben Posted at 9:43 AM Oct 12
    someone has a bit of timmmme
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Jack Heathhas been flying around hunting demons with Marilyn Manson and William Shatner all night. His subconscious is awesome.
Posted at 2:42 AM Oct 12 from Twitter
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Jack Heathwould marry the X-Files if he weren't already committed to Angel. So many mid-nineties paranormal activity shows, so little time.
Posted at 4:04 AM Oct 11 from Twitter
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Jack Heathknows it's 5 degrees outside, and just as bad in, since his house has walls as thin as New Moon's characters.
Posted at 11:59 PM Oct 6 from Twitter
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  • Jack Heath
    Jack Heath Posted at 11:21 AM Oct 7
    Mmm, touche.
  • william
    william Posted at 10:33 AM Oct 7
    I BET THEY'RE NOT AS DREAMY
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Jack Heathjust got to use the word "compunction" for the first time. This excites him in ways he doesn't understand.
Posted at 4:58 AM Oct 6 from Twitter
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Jack Heathis about to go onstage at Conflux 6 in Canberra, and wondering how easily he could steal a Dalek.
Posted at 11:58 PM Oct 2 from Twitter
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Jack Heathis probably a sociopath for finding this so hilarious, but he's enough of a sociopath not to care. http://bit.ly/ZDa0V
Posted at 4:30 AM Oct 2 from Twitter
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Jack Heathhopes the google wave will replace the facebook poke and the myspace grope.
Posted at 1:18 AM Sep 30 from Twitter
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Jack Heathhates Amazon. And eBay. And living in Australia, which makes both these sites impossible to sell on.
Posted at 12:00 PM Sep 29 from Twitter
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  • L!@M
    L!@M Posted at 1:15 PM Sep 29
    Write a scathing letter to the person in charge!
  • Fraynie
    Fraynie Posted at 12:24 PM Sep 29
    ATTACK THEM WITH SPONGES!!!!!!
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Jack Heathis immensely greatful to Dexter for pioneering the genre he's having so much fun writing in.
Posted at 6:20 AM Sep 28 from Twitter
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  • Jack Heath
    Jack Heath Posted at 7:27 AM Sep 28
    Not yet! Thanks for the reminder.
  • ___Josh___
    ___Josh___ Posted at 6:23 AM Sep 28
    cool does it include helicopters blowingup????????
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Jack Heathjust pretended to be under 21 to get away from a lanyard-wearing streetwalker - oh yeah, still got it.
Posted at 10:37 PM Sep 27 from Twitter
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Jack Heaththinks the awfulness of Transformers 2 can't be blamed on Megan Fox, since she, like every other human character, didn't have any lines.
Posted at 5:11 AM Sep 27 from Twitter
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  • KyhaTheWriter
    KyhaTheWriter Posted at 6:27 AM Sep 27
    I disagree because it reflected the cartoon series but the crack about Megan was hilarious!
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Jack Heathhad a nightmare in which his stitches came loose and his testis split into neat halves and fell out. He may never sleep again.
Posted at 11:58 PM Sep 26 from Twitter
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  • JAZZA
    JAZZA Posted at 12:33 AM Sep 28
    haha yeah It would be :)
  • Jack Heath
    Jack Heath Posted at 12:02 AM Sep 27
    Nah. I like it when it's a relief to wake up. :)
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Jack Heathisn't going to see Fame unless someone guarantees him there'll be a shoot-out. (Not a photography battle - that's an "out-shoot".)
Posted at 6:06 AM Sep 26 from Twitter
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  • Ziggy ツ
    Ziggy ツ Posted at 6:53 AM Sep 26
    haha you go jack. ur a funny bastard bro :)
  • Jack Heath
    Jack Heath Posted at 6:14 AM Sep 26
    I think you're a huge liar. ;)
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Jack Heathis glad he isn't the only one who looks creepily identical in every single photo taken of him: http://bit.ly/INUas
Posted at 12:33 AM Sep 26 from Twitter
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Jack Heathremembers when kids used to stop playing footy on the road when a car came. Now they make the driver go around them.
Posted at 7:49 AM Sep 25 from Twitter
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  • L!@M
    L!@M Posted at 12:54 PM Sep 25
    why aren't they playing on a field or a backyard? there are plenty available....
  • ♪♫ A-meE :P ♫ ♪
    ♪♫ A-meE :P ♫ ♪ Posted at 8:51 AM Sep 25
    haha, too true!
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Jack HeathThird Transmission - OUT NOW!
Mood:devious
Posted at 7:23 AM Jul 29
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  • Rebecca
    Rebecca Posted at 4:10 AM Sep 21
    your books aree awesome man cant stop reading it
  • .: Melabell :.
    .: Melabell :. Posted at 10:10 AM Aug 10
    I bought it todaaaayyy!!! LOVE IT!!!
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Jack Heathnow has a search page! Did I go too far?
Mood:anxious
Posted at 5:36 AM May 6
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Jack Heathis wearing his new Agent Six dog tags!
Mood:smitten
Posted at 10:02 PM Dec 9, 2008
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