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Screwdriver Sally™
Screwdriver Sally™remembers when...Posted at 8:54 PM Aug 19
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Screwdriver Sally™will not do that thing
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Posted at 4:31 PM Aug 12
Screwdriver Sally™should have called in sick and then played Super Mario.
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Posted at 12:46 AM Jul 6
Screwdriver Sally™wants you to see Girl in a Coma on Wednesday!
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Posted at 9:07 PM Jun 27
Screwdriver Sally™did the yo yo trick.
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Posted at 7:19 AM Jun 16
Screwdriver Sally™is hungover.
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Posted at 12:41 PM Jun 14
Screwdriver Sally™is finished!
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Posted at 4:10 PM May 15
Screwdriver Sally™cannot drink anything with alcohol in it.
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Posted at 5:04 PM May 8
Screwdriver Sally™doesn't believe you
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Posted at 4:07 AM Feb 27
Screwdriver Sally™downed the stairs.
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Posted at 2:25 PM Feb 20
Screwdriver Sally™found yr car and now you don't have a car no more!
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Posted at 3:29 PM Feb 19
Screwdriver Sally™is taking Denny's back for the people!!!
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Posted at 3:23 PM Feb 18
Screwdriver Sally™would like to borrow yr stomach
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Posted at 7:47 AM Feb 16
Screwdriver Sally™is not drunk and has not been for several days.
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Posted at 6:13 PM Feb 15
Screwdriver Sally™murdered Alex in the city. Remember what he said...NO REVENGE.
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Posted at 4:11 AM Jan 4
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