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Chris McVetta
Chris McVettahasn't worked much since his performance in "Newsies" but if you give me a chance, America, I will sing and dance my way back into your hearts!Posted at 12:33 AM Dec 18
Mood: enlightened
Chris McVettajust denied a friend request from "Avatar: The Movie" on MySpace. Hot damn, I have never felt so alive!!! In your face "Ishtar 2."
Mood:giddy
Posted at 6:14 AM Dec 17
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Chris McVettajust denied a friend request from "Avatar: The Movie" on MySpace. Hot damn, I have never felt so alive!!!
Mood:giddy
Posted at 5:54 AM Dec 17
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Chris McVettais Tiger Woods mistress #14. Honestly, when I met him at that Perkins, I didn't even know who he was at the time!
Mood:giddy
Posted at 3:33 PM Dec 11
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Chris McVettaasks: Freeze to death at Cleveland Browns Stadium or watch me perform comedy at Bogey's tonight at 8:00? Sounds like the plotline of "Saw VII."
Mood:giddy
Posted at 9:00 PM Dec 10
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Chris McVettaFreeze to death at Cleveland Browns Stadium or watch me perform comedy at Bogey's Comedy Club tonight? Sounds like the plot of "Saw VII."
Mood:giddy
Posted at 8:58 PM Dec 10
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Chris McVettaFreeze to death at Cleveland Browns Stadium or watch me perform "comedy" at Bogey's Comedy Club tonight? Sounds like the plot of "Saw VII.
Mood:wacky
Posted at 8:56 PM Dec 10
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Chris McVettaused to think that the H1N1 virus was a disease made up by The Home Shopping Network, you know, like "shopaholics."
Mood:animated
Posted at 4:42 PM Dec 6
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Chris McVettavoted for The People's Choice Awards to win in the category: "Variety or Awards Show That I'm Least Likely To Ever Watch In My Lifetime."
Mood:animated
Posted at 9:10 PM Nov 28
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Chris McVettavoted for The Peoples Choice Awards to win in the category: "Variety or Awards Show That I'm Least Likely To Ever Watch In My Lifetime!"
Mood:animated
Posted at 8:52 PM Nov 28
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Chris McVettavoted for The Peoples Choice Awards to win in the "Variety or Awards Show That I'm Least Likely To Ever Watch In My Lifetime" category! Good luck,
Mood:animated
Posted at 8:50 PM Nov 28
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Chris McVettathinks the one good thing I can say about Fox News is that it gives all the angry old white men a place to hang out other than a food court!
Mood:animated
Posted at 3:49 AM Nov 27
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Chris McVettathinks the one good thing I can say about Fox News is that it gives all the angry old white men a place to hang out other than a food court!
Mood:animated
Posted at 2:08 PM Nov 20
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Chris McVettadislikes metrosexual vampire movies! In my day, vampires had bad comb overs and dressed like waiters in a fancy restaurant, not The Backstreet Boys with fangs!
Mood:imaginative
Posted at 7:20 PM Nov 19
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Chris McVettawill be performing at The Cleveland Improv Showcase Show on Nov. 18th and the Bogey's Showcase Show on Nov. 25th! Come see me before it all ends on 2012!
Mood:Pop Rocks
Posted at 7:18 PM Nov 17
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Chris McVettawill be performing at The Cleveland Improv Showcase Show on Nov. 18th and the Bogey's Showcase Show on Nov. 25th! Come see me before it all ends on 2012!
Mood:wacky
Posted at 9:35 PM Nov 12
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Chris McVettahad an awesome night hosting at Bogey's! Makes me want to rent an apartment on "Melrose Place" and see what I can do before the year 2012!
Mood:wacky
Posted at 4:24 AM Nov 12
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Chris McVettawill be hosting the pro/am show at Bogey's Club Comedy tonight at 8:00 pm! If Kanye West even gets close to the stage, I'm blowing my rape whistle!
Mood:wacky
Posted at 7:26 PM Nov 11
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Chris McVettawill be proudly performing in his 4th Showcase Show of the year at the legendary Cleveland Improv on Wednesday, November 18th at 7:30 pm!!!
Mood:thrilled
Posted at 3:26 AM Nov 5
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Chris McVettawill be proudly performing in his 4th Showcase Show of the year at the legendary Cleveland Improv on Wednesday, November 18th at 7:30 pm!!!
Mood:wacky
Posted at 11:47 PM Nov 4
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Chris McVettawill be proudly performing at his 4th Showcase Show of the year at the legendary Cleveland Improv on Wednesday, November 18th at 7:30 pm!!!
Mood:wacky
Posted at 11:42 PM Nov 4
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Chris McVettais spending most of the holidays this year at Bogey's Comedy Club, which is nice! Stop by for some egg nog, good times and to learn how I saved Kwanzaa!
Mood:wacky
Posted at 9:01 PM Oct 17
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Chris McVettais performing at Bogey's Comedy Club tonight at 8:00 pm!! Tomorrow is the big 1st anniversary show with Don Friesen!!!
Mood:wacky
Posted at 9:56 PM Oct 14
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Chris McVettahas just realized something: Now that Michael Jackson has passed on to the next life, what are cola companies going to do for commercials now?
Mood:wacky
Posted at 6:40 PM Oct 14
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Chris McVettawill be at The Funny Stop tonight at 8:30!! You thought I was done with you, Cuyahoga Falls, but just like Brett Favre, I always come back!
Mood:animated
Posted at 6:53 PM Oct 13
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Chris McVettaheard that Rush Limbaugh wants to be the new co-owner of the St. Louis Rams. Which is nice, because they'll need plenty of drugs to watch that team!
Mood:animated
Posted at 1:40 AM Oct 12
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Chris McVettais watching "Community" as I travel with my new laptap! This is awesome! I need to buy inventions more often!
Mood:animated
Posted at 9:14 PM Oct 8
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Chris McVettais watching the pilot for "Community" as I travel with my new laptap! This is awesome! I need to buy inventions more often!
Mood:animated
Posted at 9:12 PM Oct 8
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Chris McVettais in a good mood but restless. Not that I'm ungrateful, but now I expect good news to come every 5 minutes like the bonus fruit in Pac-Man!
Mood:animated
Posted at 10:31 PM Oct 2
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Chris McVettaheard Don Imus is joining Fox Business News ...so I wonder if he'll be calling Greta Van Susteren a "nappy-headed ho" in the employee breakroom?
Mood:animated
Posted at 9:06 PM Oct 2
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Chris McVettabelieves things are swell, things are great, and I am just damn happy to be working with some great names in comedy!
Mood:animated
Posted at 3:19 AM Oct 1
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Chris McVettaloves how "Saturday Night Live" always seems to let "a vulgarity slip out" at the exact same moment nobody is paying attention!
Mood:animated
Posted at 1:28 PM Sep 28
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Chris McVettahas preachers and prostitutes following me on Twitter! Why aren't you? Quit pretending you have a life and follow me, mindless zombie, at chris_mcv
Mood:Tweet!
Posted at 2:17 PM Sep 27
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Chris McVettaneeds to find a better use for this space: Like advertising my Yard Sale today or giving away some FREE Kittens or something!
Mood:awake
Posted at 11:08 PM Sep 26
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Chris McVettatruly believes that Pearl Jam and Target go together like Kurt Cobain and The National Rifle Association! Bullseye!!!
Mood:awake
Posted at 3:17 AM Sep 26
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Chris McVettatruly believes that Pearl Jam and Target go together like Kurt Cobain and The National Rifle Association! Yeah, I said it: Bullseye!!!
Mood:awake
Posted at 3:15 AM Sep 26
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Chris McVettais doing nothing but laying out in the front lawn, enjoying some beer and seasonal weather, and writing. Because that's what I'm SUPPOSED to be doing.
Mood:awake
Posted at 7:04 PM Sep 25
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Chris McVettabelieves that they should show "The Jay Leno Show" to war criminals on a continuous loop. That'll learn 'em!!!
Mood:giddy
Posted at 2:32 AM Sep 25
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Chris McVettabelieves it's been a great 24 hours, but it's also all or nothing time, because there's just no turning back now!
Mood:giddy
Posted at 9:19 PM Sep 24
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Chris McVettabelieves it's been a great 24 hours, but it's also all or nothing time, because there's just no turning back now! I also want a vintage Burgertime m
Mood:giddy
Posted at 9:17 PM Sep 24
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Chris McVettawill be at Bogey's Comedy Club tonight, attempting to perform some comedy, and maybe a few minor miracles as well!
Mood:giddy
Posted at 6:29 PM Sep 23
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Chris McVettasees that Iliza Shlesinger is at The Cleveland Improv all this week. My loss, I guess I'll just have to take what's behind door NUMBER THREE!
Mood:giddy
Posted at 8:08 PM Sep 22
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Chris McVettasees that Iliza Shlesinger is at The Cleveland Improv all this week. I'd like to say I would go see here, but I think I'll take what's behind door N
Mood:giddy
Posted at 8:06 PM Sep 22
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Chris McVettawill be performing in his 4th Showcase Show at the legendary Cleveland Improv because apparently Master Yoda likes to see him sing and dance!
Mood:jolly jedi
Posted at 12:21 AM Sep 20
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Chris McVettais planning an October trip to go a little zany in Chicago and will be opening for Jamie Kaler and Jen Shenberger this weekend at Junior's Last Laugh!!
Mood:wacky packs
Posted at 3:12 PM Sep 15
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Chris McVettawants to know why the guy behind the counter at "AutoZone" doesn't know what I mean when I order a Flux Capacitor!
Mood:jigawatts
Posted at 8:13 PM Sep 14
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Chris McVettamisses the gang at the noon comedy slam sessions down at The Cleveland Improv and I don't care who knows it!!!
Mood:mellow
Posted at 6:30 PM Sep 9
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Chris McVettais staring out the window in Smallville dreaming about the day he can finally die in a Hollywood gutter, broke and alone!
Mood:giddy
Posted at 8:55 PM Sep 4
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  • Chris McVetta
    Chris McVetta Posted at 2:48 AM Sep 8
    Just don't lose that secret Superman signal watch I gave you there, Jimmy Olsen, okay?
  • BRIAN M00TE
    BRIAN M00TE Posted at 9:03 PM Sep 4
    Keep the goal in sight buddy.
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Chris McVettais staring out the bedroom window in Smallville dreaming about the day he can finally die in a Hollywood gutter, broke and alone!
Mood:giddy
Posted at 8:54 PM Sep 4
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Chris McVettais staring out the window of his Smallville ranch dreaming about the day he can finally die in a Hollywood gutter, broke and alone!
Mood:giddy
Posted at 8:53 PM Sep 4
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