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Bethany
BethanyMy calc teacher is a stupid cunt.Posted at 7:17 PM Nov 25
Mood: alone
BethanyThere ought to be a feminine hygiene spray called Sprunt.
Mood:alone
Posted at 10:33 PM Nov 23
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  • Edie
    Edie Posted at 2:26 AM Nov 24
    I wish there was an idiot repellent spray. :( I would be truly happy if such a thing happened.
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BethanyWe're a virus with shoes.
Mood:alone
Posted at 8:31 AM Nov 21
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  • Bethany
    Bethany Posted at 5:24 PM Nov 21
    "Mommy, I woke up today and there was a Lincoln Log in me' sock draw!" -- "That's the story of JESUS!"
  • jon h. birdman
    jon h. birdman Posted at 10:22 AM Nov 21
    "It takes more muscles to frown than to smile; It takes more energy to point that out than to leave me alone."
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BethanyWhistles are not clean, they're full of spit.
Mood:alone
Posted at 7:31 PM Nov 18
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  • Edie
    Edie Posted at 12:15 AM Nov 19
    ...This is true. Makes me wonder about that saying.
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BethanyRespect my authoritah!
Mood:alone
Posted at 5:53 AM Nov 18
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Bethanydoesn't want to drink anymore coffee or pop anymore Prozac.
Mood:alone
Posted at 8:49 PM Nov 16
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BethanyMy clock is right two times a day.
Mood:alone
Posted at 7:00 AM Nov 16
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BethanyAll I know is that all around the nation the girls are crying the boys are masturbating...
Mood:alone
Posted at 6:28 AM Nov 15
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BethanyThe TV remote should allow you to kill the person on the screen.
Mood:alone
Posted at 10:38 PM Nov 12
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  • Edie
    Edie Posted at 10:24 AM Nov 13
    If it did I'd be watching a lot more TV.
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BethanyEveryone has a disorder these days.
Mood:alone
Posted at 6:47 AM Nov 11
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BethanyIT'S TIME TO START SLAPPING PEOPLE
Mood:alone
Posted at 8:38 AM Nov 9
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BethanyHighways should have a beer lane.
Mood:alone
Posted at 5:02 AM Nov 3
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BethanyYes, there is a mound of trash covering the whole world.
Mood:alone
Posted at 10:39 PM Nov 1
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BethanyOh, you like the coffee down there at IHOP?
Mood:alone
Posted at 7:26 AM Oct 30
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BethanyThe future will soon be a thing of the past.
Mood:alone
Posted at 11:11 PM Oct 28
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BethanyMay the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Mood:alone
Posted at 4:52 PM Oct 26
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Bethanykilled a little innocent mousey by accident. )':
Mood:alone
Posted at 10:10 PM Oct 24
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BethanyHEIL DIET COKE! Happy consumers & government approved Rock'N'Roll! SUCK SATAN'S COCK! I WILL LOWER THE STANDARDS OF THE EARTH!!!
Mood:alone
Posted at 10:48 PM Oct 18
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Bethanywants to watch old movies and count all the dead people.
Mood:alone
Posted at 2:43 AM Oct 18
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  • Maniac Matt!
    Maniac Matt! Posted at 2:47 AM Oct 18
    Four. There's four dead people. Ah ah ahhhh.
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BethanyI hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
Mood:alone
Posted at 3:48 PM Oct 17
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Bethanyhas lost the ability to play barre chords on the acoustic and is weeping.
Mood:alone
Posted at 3:00 AM Oct 16
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BethanyFill me with popcorn kernels and cremate me when I die! TASTY SNACK FUNERAL!
Mood:alone
Posted at 1:10 AM Oct 15
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  • Bethany
    Bethany Posted at 2:56 AM Oct 16
    Tasty cremation belly snacks.
  • Mánička
    Mánička Posted at 10:08 AM Oct 15
    reminds me of Invader Zim.. a planet filled with snacks!
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BethanyWe have this wonderful brain that distinguishes between subject & object. What are we doing? Everyone wants sneakers with lights in them
Mood:alone
Posted at 5:23 PM Oct 13
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  • Bethany
    Bethany Posted at 6:00 PM Oct 13
    Kinda like those eyes in your skull that adapt their senses of stimuli to the visible spectrum of light present within a few minutes. Man oh man. How did we end up here?
  • ~Brincentt~
    ~Brincentt~ Posted at 5:38 PM Oct 13
    But they help me see when i'm walking at night :(
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BethanyThe only teacher I need: http://lnk.ms/3Dn61 ♥ ♥ ♥
Mood:alone
Posted at 6:38 PM Oct 12
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BethanyI hope the world ends during the daytime.
Mood:alone
Posted at 3:40 PM Oct 12
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BethanyWhen you think about it, 12:15 PM is actually 11:75 AM.
Mood:alone
Posted at 12:43 AM Oct 11
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  • Bethany
    Bethany Posted at 3:39 PM Oct 12
    Touché
  • Sixtyfold
    Sixtyfold Posted at 4:07 AM Oct 11
    Actually, by that logic, when you think it's 12:15pm, it's actually 0:25pm. ;) 7:20 being Noon. 14 hour 40 minute days, counting by 100 minute hours, but that's still by 60 second minutes, otherwise if we change everything to 100, It's even more off than that. xD
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BethanyWhen fact is fiction and TV is reality...
Mood:alone
Posted at 11:40 PM Oct 9
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Bethany"Overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation, and destroy the male sex!"
Mood:alone
Posted at 8:20 PM Oct 8
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BethanySometimes, when you're buryin' a guy alive, for a moment or two you start feeling sorry for him. And then it passes & you keep shoveling
Mood:alone
Posted at 11:47 PM Oct 7
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BethanyGod bless the homicidal maniacs.
Mood:alone
Posted at 6:16 AM Oct 7
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Bethanyis tired of not knowing shortcuts to drop D tune by ear, but also too tired to google it...
Mood:alone
Posted at 12:34 AM Oct 7
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BethanyWhat's up with suicide watch on death row and alcohol swabs for lethal injections?
Mood:alone
Posted at 8:15 PM Oct 5
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BethanyPop music is a CIA plot to make you think malls are good. Don't you see?
Mood:alone
Posted at 11:11 PM Oct 3
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  • Bethany
    Bethany Posted at 3:00 AM Oct 4
    mmm, Simpsons references
  • Prick Mayall
    Prick Mayall Posted at 2:28 AM Oct 4
    mmm, McDonald's
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BethanyIf it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.
Mood:alone
Posted at 3:21 AM Oct 2
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Bethanywants to have coffee ice cream while watching weight loss reality TV and pretend like they can see her eating.
Mood:alone
Posted at 3:27 AM Sep 29
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BethanyWe're consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, death's not real, life's a dream, & we're only the imagination of ourselves
Mood:alone
Posted at 8:39 AM Sep 26
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BethanySo far, this is the oldest I've been.
Mood:alone
Posted at 6:26 PM Sep 21
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Bethany"This species has squandered great gifts..."
Mood:alone
Posted at 3:48 AM Aug 1
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Bethany"Exercise yourself from all uniforms, including clothes bought at the generic punk boutique..."
Mood:alone
Posted at 5:18 AM Feb 25
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