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oorsab
oorsablikes ol' Rabbie Burns!Posted at 12:23 PM Jul 2
Mood: dyselxic
oorsabmy head is bowed down to the Hertzian Wave
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 4:58 PM Jun 25
oorsabI'm thinkin' o' Fritzel. He was "very cruel."
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 10:31 AM Jun 23
  • oorsab
    oorsab Posted at 4:19 PM Jun 25
    Get back to work!
  • Maggie B
    Maggie B Posted at 4:05 PM Jun 25
    I think some people are very kind!
oorsabTom's a mormon
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 6:13 PM Jun 9
  • oorsab
    oorsab Posted at 6:16 PM Jun 9
    Tha's Tom Anderson...a mormon window shopping fur fuds an' fannies.
oorsabis Russian a'fartin
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 8:56 AM Jun 7
oorsabwould like to be a mormon buyin' a fud in a fanny shop
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 10:10 PM Jun 4
  • oorsab
    oorsab Posted at 9:03 AM Jun 8
    Coolio's! Do ye know Frank Sinatra?
  • The BLINDFOLDED pILOT
    The BLINDFOLDED pILOT Posted at 12:59 AM Jun 8
    Uuh yeah, this IS America.
oorsabis starin' at me translucent reflection that only a window provide...like a fud.
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 9:42 AM May 22
oorsabis pullin' his puddin' a'whilst a rager fae the herald is lickin' his baws
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 1:04 PM May 19
oorsabwaitin' to go to sleep.
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 2:46 PM May 18
oorsabGod is a nincompoop jus' the typo's in the New Testament. Wha' wrote it - Guttenberg.
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 8:58 AM May 18
oorsabGod is a nincompoop jus' the typo's in the New Testament.
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 8:57 AM May 18
oorsabGod is a nincompoop
Mood:dyselxic
Posted at 1:04 PM Apr 29
oorsabthe blank freund is Bruno...he gives me a dog carrot.
Mood:Dog Carrot
Posted at 2:23 PM Apr 28
oorsabis lickin' his baws like a baw bag
Mood:Lickin'
Posted at 12:21 PM Apr 6
oorsabis gettin' pished as a raspberry fart, on red wine.
Mood:pished as
Posted at 5:36 PM Mar 29
oorsabis gettin' pished on red wine.
Mood:pished
Posted at 5:29 PM Mar 29
oorsabis readin' the Naked an' the Deid
Mood:wank
Posted at 1:32 PM Feb 11
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