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Haydn Porter
Haydn PorterMy sexy friend is braiding my half-grown out bangs back, so that they won't be a pain when working out. The only pain is the actual braiding process.Posted at 7:42 PM Nov 20
Mood: blustery
  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 10:16 PM Nov 20
    ¡Haydn! ¡You are like the ghosts! ¡You appear and disappear! And... I see you are alive. Very alive. Thank you very much for your news.
  • Richard
    Richard Posted at 9:12 PM Nov 20
    ..missed you.......
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Haydn PorterMy sexy friend is braiding my half-grown out bangs back, so that they won't be a pain when working out. The only pain is the actual braiding process. My poo
Mood:blustery
Posted at 7:41 PM Nov 20
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Haydn Porterjust baked penis-shaped rainbow cake with buttercream frosting. Tis delightful.
Mood:awake
Posted at 7:35 AM Nov 11
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  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 5:23 PM Nov 11
    Haydn! Dear! You and your humour! (What a girl!)
  • Bill
    Bill Posted at 3:38 PM Nov 11
    Did the frosting squirt? Ha-ha!!!
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Haydn Porteris about to get her ass in gear and hustle to the gym.
Mood:creative
Posted at 12:36 AM Nov 10
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  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 6:36 PM Nov 10
    At last you!!! And creative!!! Very well!!! (And... I say... why an ass and not a horse?)
  • Ka$
    Ka$ Posted at 2:37 AM Nov 10
    wow u done did tha damn thing huh?
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Haydn Porterhas had a lovely day spent cleaning and playing with her pup.
Mood:flirty
Posted at 11:49 PM Oct 18
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  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 6:45 PM Nov 4
    Me again. Nothing new about you since a time. I hope you are right.
  • Mark
    Mark Posted at 4:20 AM Oct 19
    I would love to spend the day playing with you!!! You are hot and gorgeous!!! :-) xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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Haydn Porterfeels like an aching old hag. Gonna vacuum for a bit to clear my mind.
Mood:focused
Posted at 9:25 PM Oct 17
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  • Bill
    Bill Posted at 2:20 AM Oct 18
    yeah, you're anchient Haydn...Maybea trip out to the coast and some four wheeling would cheer you up...I volunteer to take you around.
  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 1:14 AM Oct 18
    Haydn...calm! There is very lignt in your heart. Look into your heart. The answer is there.
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Haydn Portercan legally booze it up!!! Now to drink some chocolate milk before bed.
Mood:electric
Posted at 5:03 AM Oct 9
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  • Marc
    Marc Posted at 5:32 AM Oct 10
    Had you visited Montreal, you wouldn't have needed to wait so long to legally drink! :P
  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 12:09 AM Oct 10
    Me again. About your last blog... thank you for communicate your heart, your soul, your life.
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Haydn Porteractually isn't terribly excited about turning 21. Poo.
Mood:electric
Posted at 5:01 AM Oct 8
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  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 6:39 PM Oct 8
    Haydn electric! Electric light! Tomorrow is a very happy day! Happy birthday!!!
  • Bill
    Bill Posted at 1:35 PM Oct 8
    hey, ,Can't you get naked on Stern now...lol
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Haydn Porterfucked a smoking hot blonde chick last night. SCORE!!!!
Mood:aroused
Posted at 1:24 AM Oct 5 from Mobile
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  • Jason
    Jason Posted at 5:04 PM Oct 6
    happy birthday i hope it goes very well and fun for you.
  • Eddie
    Eddie Posted at 4:16 AM Oct 6
    Pics? Video?
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Haydn Porterjust hit up the gun show with her pappy, and came away with a sweet Cold Steel punching knife and a BADASS Spyderco. I feel like a super villain.
Mood:chipper
Posted at 8:53 PM Sep 20
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  • Chris
    Chris Posted at 1:23 PM Oct 4
    Nice!
  • Bill
    Bill Posted at 7:07 PM Sep 21
    you ever see The Untouchables? "Leave it to Hayden to buy a knife at a gunshow"...lol. gotta imagine it in a sean connery impersonation.
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Haydn Porteris scheming and creeping. And looking forward to Fantastic Fest!
Mood:luminous
Posted at 4:06 AM Sep 3
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  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 6:39 PM Sep 9
    Oh, very well! All good news! And I want may this fest be to may you be very right. Thank you for communicate your luminous life. And... tomorrow seven days since your last ingress. Are you live?
  • Bonnie Nicole Prince
    Bonnie Nicole Prince Posted at 10:17 AM Sep 9
    Hello love.. thought id show my face on your page for the hell of it.. Not sure when ill be able to come around but Ill keep in touch for sure! (got a job) :)
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Haydn Porteris getting neato highlights!! Can't wait to see how it turns out.
Mood:adventurous
Posted at 2:31 AM Aug 24 from Mobile
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  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 6:50 PM Aug 24
    Haydn the adventuress! It is a good new. But your life is an adventure! I think you are born to be actress, no psichologyst. I think.
  • Jim
    Jim Posted at 2:40 AM Aug 24
    oooo will be pics?
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Haydn Porteris back from Albuquerque, having been involved in some awesome super secret schemes... Now back to planning my move to Austin!
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 8:27 AM Aug 20
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  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 4:07 PM Aug 21
    Thank you for your news. Im glad because you are right.
  • MetalBoxFan
    MetalBoxFan Posted at 2:51 AM Aug 21
    what kind of secrets?
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Haydn Porteris dancing, cleaning, planning, drawing, gaming, and about to hit up Mickey Dee's. Sausage biscuits and McGriddles ftw!
Mood:triumphant
Posted at 9:49 AM Aug 7
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  • Grover
    Grover Posted at 3:59 PM Aug 7
    i love McGriddles. it's like every good breakfast good had a orgy and the McGriddle is it's bastard child.
  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 3:44 PM Aug 7
    What a glad!!!!
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Haydn Portermanaged to smash her hand through a flimsy, piece of shit, plate glass window the other night. And now I have 6 stitches in my arm!
Mood:drained
Posted at 12:23 AM Jul 13
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  • Silvio
    Silvio Posted at 11:15 PM Jul 15
    Haydn, dear! Has you will do it? Please, calm, love you self! Silvio P.
  • Marc
    Marc Posted at 2:55 AM Jul 13
    Oh man, that's really rough. How long will you have the stitches for?
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Haydn Porterhad to put her sweet old kitty to sleep last night. God I miss her so much.
Mood:depressed
Posted at 2:38 PM Jun 26 from Mobile
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  • Dru
    Dru Posted at 8:52 PM Jul 9
    sorry to hear about your cat, hope you have a new joy in your life soon!
  • Ben Heiden
    Ben Heiden Posted at 3:56 AM Jul 4
    Poor baby....I had a vet tell me one time that if a pet has been a good friend that you owe it to them to not let them suffer. It is hard to lose a friend but you did the right thing. Pain fades ....memories live on... Ben
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Haydn Porterweeps for the King. And he'll never know that I mounted his star...
Mood:bummed
Posted at 12:47 AM Jun 26
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  • M.E.
    M.E. Posted at 8:14 AM Jul 2
    we all weeped for the king no matter how shizo he was his music was great!
  • Sarah Miranda
    Sarah Miranda Posted at 12:53 AM Jun 26
    hahaha niiice
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Haydn Porteris off to get her spine popped. Hopefully this will fix my achin' old bones. Screw 3-year old karate injuries!
Mood:chipper
Posted at 8:19 PM Jun 17
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  • Simon Panneton
    Simon Panneton Posted at 2:34 AM Jun 19
    Your back is aching? Need something to take your mind off of being awesome karate ninja girl? Then it's time to CHECK OUT BLOG EIGHT OF THE SCOTT PILGRIM MOVIE!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!! http://lnk.ms/0Rf6g teehee.
  • Terry
    Terry Posted at 10:13 PM Jun 17
    If you want an old bone in your body....ah nevermind
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Haydn Porter's new hobby is blowing smoke rings at her pink ceiling.
Mood:chill
Posted at 5:48 AM Jun 14
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  • mike
    mike Posted at 6:41 PM Jun 14
    let me join
  • Zarah Koreen
    Zarah Koreen Posted at 7:36 AM Jun 14
    you on something?
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Haydn Porteris very worried about her poor old sick kitty. She's such a sweet little thing, but also a total trooper. I know she can kick this Brown Recluse bite's ass.
Mood:anxious
Posted at 2:26 AM Jun 13 from Mobile
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  • gary
    gary Posted at 11:15 PM Jun 13
    living in the northwest i know it is not good my hopes and wishes are with u i allso hope she can kick this
  • Dave Mac ^.^
    Dave Mac ^.^ Posted at 10:42 AM Jun 13
    Get Well Kitty Wishes! ^.^
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Haydn Porteris running off to hiphop, having eaten just 10 minutes ago. Wonder if I'll puke...
Mood:productive
Posted at 10:29 PM Jun 10 from Mobile
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  • gary
    gary Posted at 11:29 PM Jun 10
    well i hope u dont get sick i am going singing tonight so u have fun sweety o and by the way i went dancing last night had a blast
  • Grover
    Grover Posted at 11:03 PM Jun 10
    good luck on not blowing chunks
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Haydn Porterwishes that exes and former flames would crawl back into the woodwork, where they belong. Seriously, piss off already!
Mood:cantankerous
Posted at 10:34 PM Jun 8
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  • M.E.
    M.E. Posted at 8:15 AM Jul 2
    good one!:)
  • Foom
    Foom Posted at 5:44 PM Jun 9
    Yeah! Piss off, a-holes!
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Haydn Porterhas just completed her Japanese cooking class. Now I'm a sushi pro!!!
Mood:adventurous
Posted at 2:32 AM Jun 3 from Mobile
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  • M.E.
    M.E. Posted at 10:05 PM Jun 4
    can u cook 4 me?!:)
  • Thanasi
    Thanasi Posted at 1:42 AM Jun 4
    im a sushi pro... i am a pro eating it.
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Haydn Porterjust noticed the hole in the seat of her workout pants. After wearing them all day, of course.
Mood:calm
Posted at 2:14 AM May 22
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Haydn Porteris having a coffee in preparation for the gym. Probably not the best plan, but I'm damned tired. TRY AND STOP ME!!
Mood:busy
Posted at 1:04 AM May 21
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  • KBL
    KBL Posted at 10:48 AM May 21
    If you put coffee up your ass, can you put it on video?
  • Terry
    Terry Posted at 5:26 AM May 21
    Do like Robin does and put the coffee up your ass...haaa
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Haydn Porterhas a new iPhone (after having dropped the previous one in the shitter.) Better be more careful from now on.
Mood:adventurous
Posted at 8:14 PM May 8
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  • matt
    matt Posted at 5:44 PM May 9
    Haydn you are so hot. You are like a poor man's Sasha Grey.
  • Robert
    Robert Posted at 9:08 AM May 9
    I wipe with my right, because I'd only schmere it with the left.
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Haydn Portershould really know better by now. Even if you wipe off the shit, an asshole is still an asshole.
Mood:Pissed
Posted at 4:37 AM May 6 from Mobile
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Haydn Portershould really know better by now. Even if you wipe off the shit, an asshole is still an asshole.
Mood:Got a taste for
Posted at 4:36 AM May 6 from Mobile
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Haydn Porteris catching up in the race against time. Off to vacuum in my sexy super cleaner outfit, and hit them weights.
Mood:fabulous
Posted at 12:04 AM May 3
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Haydn Porterhas been reading Richard Laymon all day. Nothing makes a rainy day better like creepy horror novels... Now off to the gym!
Mood:focused
Posted at 12:20 AM Apr 30
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Haydn Porterhas a serious crush on Portia de Rossi. God that bitch is fine. Fuck you, Ellen.
Mood:amorous
Posted at 8:57 AM Apr 27 from Mobile
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Haydn Porterbets very few people imagine that a Playboy model would get cheated on. Pretty hard to refute when you catch the dumb fuck out with some skank bitch.
Mood:enraged
Posted at 9:42 AM Apr 18 from Mobile
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Haydn Porterwonders why she only ever seems to find heart breakers. I'm seriously done with men, at least for the time being. Bring on the ladies!!
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 5:46 PM Apr 12 from Mobile
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Haydn Porteris tired as balls. But I just can't stop watching Forensic Files.
Mood:horny
Posted at 5:24 AM Apr 6 from Mobile
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Haydn Porteris getting ready for tonight's 80s Prom. I'm gonna be shakin' my shit in the runway show! Check it!
Mood:bouncy
Posted at 12:59 AM Apr 5 from Mobile
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Haydn Porter: First comes the blood, then come the wolves. Tryin' to figure out where that smell's comin' from...
Mood:animated
Posted at 6:22 PM Apr 3 from Mobile
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Haydn Porteris off to take Anakin for a walk. He's so sweet and ferocious, especially with his metal tooth.
Mood:cold
Posted at 11:29 PM Mar 25
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Haydn Porteris mooning about a little bit. Seems like one shitty thing happens after another, but I'm a little trooper. Off to do errands and hit the gym.
Mood:blank
Posted at 12:30 AM Mar 25
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Haydn Porterlikes when finds such nice comments and mail on here. Thanks for cheering me up!!!
Mood:contemplative
Posted at 10:56 PM Mar 22
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Haydn Porteris very sore from the gym. Gonna go set up my punching bag.
Mood:artistic
Posted at 3:12 AM Mar 21
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Haydn Porteris "A Trophy Nerd".
Mood:adventurous
Posted at 7:55 AM Mar 12
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Haydn Porterhas 8 blisters on her right hand alone from extreme carpet cleaning. I really must find new hobbies.
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 7:19 AM Mar 9
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Haydn Porteris way too into her new vacuum. I guess cleaning isn't the worst obsession to have.
Mood:contemplative
Posted at 3:03 AM Mar 4
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Haydn Porterhas finally gotten around to updating her profile info. It's about effing time.
Mood:mischievous
Posted at 8:51 PM Feb 24
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Haydn Porteris DAAANDY!!! Finks are really looking up! Ma vie est près d’être parfaite!!! Shakin' my junk in celebration.
Mood:amused
Posted at 7:46 PM Feb 23
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Haydn Porteris fucking pissed. I have a taste for blood today...
Mood:sneaky
Posted at 8:32 PM Feb 21
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Haydn Porteris a tittie bit nipply. Fink I'm gonna write to me dear friend in the marines. I miss my buddy!!
Mood:devious
Posted at 6:09 AM Feb 18
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Haydn Porteris a tittie bit nipply. Fink I'm gonna write to me dear friend in the marines. I miss my buddy!!
Mood:devious
Posted at 6:08 AM Feb 18
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Haydn Porteris dancing around her room and shaking her ass. In nothing but a Jack Skellington tee shirt and red Hanky Pankys.
Mood:bouncy
Posted at 1:09 AM Feb 17
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Haydn Porteris on the hunt for the shitbag who's been handing out her number. Better watch your back, bitch boy.
Mood:ninja
Posted at 10:25 PM Feb 13
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