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David "The Big Sexy" Nolan
David "The Big Sexy" NolanGreat night!Posted 17 hours ago
Mood: handsome
David "The Big Sexy" NolanI keep my condoms in the fridge so hopefully they'll last longer, bastards expire way too fast!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 9:09 AM Dec 12
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  • Jynx
    Jynx Posted at 5:00 AM Dec 13
    ... Maybe if you didn't buy the ones that were on sale, they wouldn't be expired! ;) LOL
  • Gingerballs
    Gingerballs Posted at 9:37 AM Dec 12
    Ah I see. Well if it makes you feel any better mine are in the fridge too. :)
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanFox and CBS, you both suck at covering football.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 10:39 PM Dec 6
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  • Dallas
    Dallas Posted at 2:21 AM Dec 10
    fox is good cbs is bad ha ha
  • Mr. Jones
    Mr. Jones Posted at 9:26 AM Dec 7
    Your mom sucks at covering football......Ohhhh Sick burn
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI am one hot wife!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 12:59 AM Dec 6
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 4:25 PM Dec 5
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanblowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 3:07 AM Dec 5
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanhttp://lnk.ms/0fDm5
Mood:handsome
Posted at 11:48 PM Dec 1
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Mood:handsome
Posted at 5:23 AM Dec 1
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  • ★¡Mz.CryyBabyy.¡★
    ★¡Mz.CryyBabyy.¡★ Posted at 5:36 AM Dec 1
    David Yu Sick Sick Bastard.!!!............Wait Shiit We have a Dad Hmmm....! Well Yu Get the point Yur Gross
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI'm going to party like gary busey tonight.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 3:42 AM Nov 30
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  • Timmy-Todd
    Timmy-Todd Posted at 6:47 PM Nov 30
    who the hell is that? i'm too lazy to google/wiki
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David "The Big Sexy" Nolanit's the fastest that get paid and the fastest that get laid.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 9:09 AM Nov 27
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanLean back, just relax, we tell 'em; get up, get down, get Up, and Get Fucked Up
Mood:handsome
Posted at 10:26 PM Nov 25
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanI am an internet outlaw.. this is what its like being on the lamb on the interwebs.
Posted at 5:41 AM Nov 23
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David "The Big Sexy" NolanIts like running the 100 yard dash with a boner, it RULES!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 1:45 AM Nov 23
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