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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
I dance my asshole off when One More Chance - Danger:Radio plays.
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Cause, I'm so far gone.
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
Another Lesson in Love, Danger:Radio
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
PENIS
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
WHERE THE AIR IS CLEARER.
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
Fagget
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
These are the fast times.
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
AAAAAAAAAAAAH AHHH AHHH
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA, STILL FEEL THE SAME
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
SO PICK THE POISON AND POUR YOURSELF A GLASS
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
"BRING DAT SHIT THE FUCK BACK" ROFL
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
NICKI MINAJ LOVE OF MY LIFE
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I love her
Creed || Master Mind || Dizzle
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nu huh!!! she's mine!!!! :o
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
This bus driver looks like she can be Santa's wife
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
Allie tits
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
Toolshed
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
#tool
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
As I just spelled tool wrong
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Jersey full of tollboxes
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Penis
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Make all the boys come to my yard
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
"Make it a lollipop squirt squirt a lot of fluid"
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
"Im such a bad bitch, I can be pissed off" @jeffreestar
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
I think I am the most excited kid to see the new VE video tomorrow.
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
I need to download Phoenix.
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OH MY LORD I'M SO READY FOR THIS THE AUDITION SHOW
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
~I want your love, love, love, I want your love~
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
RIHANNA I LOVE YOU GIRLY
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Boycott love.
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
RT @biancaJbeck: RT @andiconvey: I miss fall out boy.
http://myloc.me/2fAw2
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
If I were to be a lesbian, I would wanna be Ellen.
Posted at 8:06 PM Dec 21 from
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My eyes should be closed.
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You da fucking best You da fucking best You da fucking best, You da best I eva had
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RT @Stevenn2893: fuck me sideways.
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joãoJERSEY [NJ]
Why are gay men so horny
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cuz they think everythiing is about sex... when its really not
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NEDDA PEE NEDDA PEE NEEDA PEE
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Anxiety.
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Robert has a boner!!!!!!!
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Ah, we have school. JOY.
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Imma work my scruff tomorrow.
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SoOo, Jake Gyllenhaal, I heard you're single...
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Dude, I need a haircut.
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I remember when I was a myspace whore...
Posted at 11:03 PM Dec 20 from
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It's all about the c u n t
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I want an unique twitter layout.
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WHORES
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RIP Brittany Murphy ):
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Hahaha my picture.
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New defffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffz
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Haus of GaGa
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Car just spinned in the snow. My legs are basically frozen, almost shitted and pissed on my pants.
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