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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat
Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat"Teenie Weenie Baby Jesus"Posted 7 minutes ago from Twitter
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  • Shah.Heir
    Shah.Heir Posted 6 minutes ago
    the things i wanna do to u, are illegal in 239 UN member states. you ever been to Amsterdam??
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatThis S on my chest stands for STEVERSON & nothing more
Posted 17 minutes ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatFollowStats: Gained 37, Lost 10. Details: http://followwatch.com/cristalthegreat
Posted 7 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat#secretturnon a masculine wrist bone... I know thats strange but its something sexy as fuck about that...
Posted 12 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat#secretturnon having your OWN identity... 1 that has nothing to do with me, other people you know or your job.
Posted 13 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatThat last one was about my BIGGEST #secretturnon.
Posted 13 hours ago from Twitter
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  • waynezworld
    waynezworld Posted 13 hours ago
    Then know when i step 2 you every word will B sinceer RT.
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat#secretturnon NOT trying to have sex with me.
Posted 13 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatsending Christmas pics to @monae1130
Posted 13 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat#secretturnon when he just steps the fuck up. No questions, no need for accolades...
Posted 13 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat#nowplaying @judith_hill "MAN IN THE MIRROR" #gogirl
Posted 13 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatSing Judith Hill! #thisisit band on George Lopez! #MJ #longlivetheking
Posted 13 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMy momma just told her homeboy he looked like Darth Vader.
Posted 14 hours ago from Twitter
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  • Keisa
    Keisa Posted 13 hours ago
    Follow me on twitter 1stlady5150ent
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatRT @nikkiesantoro #secretturnon when they wonder HOW the HELL did HE bag ME..
Posted 14 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatI took 2 Advils with a beer earlier. It worked. Don't judge me.
Posted 14 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatOK George Lopez. Your jokes were funny at first but now can I please just see the Michael Jackson tribute with the #thisisit performers???
Posted 14 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatIs jail a place for someone who needs a perm??? (George Lopez on Katt Williams)
Posted 14 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat#secretturnon when I know your boys are giving you props...
Posted 14 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat#secretturnon to see you in "boss mode"
Posted 14 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatRT @FashionLIFE #secretturnon manicures sshhhhh
Posted 15 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMOM: (drops something) "Awwww shucks... Shoot... SHIT!"
Posted 16 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMOM: (walks into room) "ALRIGHT, question" -whats up mom?- MOM: "What did I come in here for?"
Posted 17 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatDamn this crackhead sounds good #whitneyhouston at #michaeljackson's 30th anniversary
Posted 17 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatI just tried to bribe my little sister for 2 AA batteries with a 40.
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMom put on her Ugg houseshoes & said "Yeen got these!" Her BET is getting CUT OFF. SMH.
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatGetting the ULTIMATE POODLE STARE DOWN... again. SMH.
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatI Can't front tho... Moms kinda dope!
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatNow she rapping... About beer. SMH. I'm about to tape her ass.
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat"how much beer you want mama?" MOM: FOUR, O!
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatOmg. Now moms like "If someone doesn't get me more beer, everybody gotta go home... Including Michael Jackson"
Posted 18 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMOM: (comes out the bathroom in duck pajamas) "Is kush lime green???" LMAO! WHERE DOES SHE GET THIS SHIT FROM???
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMOM: "If anything good happens come tell me." ME: "IN THE BATHROOM??? You can't be serious."
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMOM: "Well can I dog Jermaine then???" ME: "Knock yourself out, Mom" MOM: "Jermaine is greasy & he got on a turtleneck & a trench coat
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMOM: "...but you DO know he high right..." ME: "MOM" MOM: "Na... I'm just saying..."
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMOM: "If I make a Michael Jackson joke, you go get mad right?" ME: "MOM" MOM: "No, No, No... I'm not gonna make it, I'm just as
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatThis lady nuts. If she hit me with a belt, I'm calling the po-po.
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMy momma sitting here talking abt the Jacksons so good cause they got they asses whooped. Now she talking abt SOMEBODY BRING ME MY BELT!
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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  • ALI
    ALI Posted 19 hours ago
    lol
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatmy momma is DRUNK
Posted 19 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatI did the shampoo on the legs thing by mistake. Im getting drunk w/ my mom & watching Michael Jackson. Lots of ya'll will unfollow tonight.
Posted 20 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreat#MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ #MJ
Posted 20 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatI put shampoo on my legs instead of lotion.
Posted 20 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMOM. You are absolutely NOT going to sing louder than the TV.
Posted 20 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMichael Jackson 30th Anniversary is on TV One.
Posted 20 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatUltimate Poodle Stare Down <-more annoying than intimidating. #beatit Toya. You cannot have my 40. http://twitpic.com/vnfz7
Posted 20 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatSince my moniker is "SERIOUS", I might have to go in a lil for #itsnotthatserious
Posted 21 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreathttp://twitpic.com/vnfz7 - Having a duece duece with Mom dukes
Posted 21 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatNow mom's getting the poodle stare down. #beatit Toya. No one is giving you beer.
Posted 22 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatThis dog is stupid spoiled. Cries when my mom leaves.
Posted 22 hours ago from Twitter
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  • SILENCE
    SILENCE Posted 22 hours ago
    Dats crazy
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatMy mommy went & bought 40s... in the snow.
Posted 22 hours ago from Twitter
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  • SILENCE
    SILENCE Posted 22 hours ago
    Dats Wats Up!!! {:>
  • Hieian
    Hieian Posted 22 hours ago
    Best moms in the world.
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatHe who controls the peppermint, controls the poodle.
Posted 23 hours ago from Twitter
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Twitter.com/CristaltheGreatRT @KenyaThomas #ILoveItWhen Women who have goals in motion... Can encourage and congratulate one another.
Posted 23 hours ago from Twitter
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