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Shmuel
ShmuelH1N1.5 is out in beta . . .Posted at 6:34 AM Nov 29
Mood: weird
ShmuelHow is it that MySpace allows these "games" to lie outright about how this friend of mine got such-and-such a score and challenges me to beat it?
Mood:pissed off
Posted at 4:23 AM Nov 27
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ShmuelI forced myself to stay awake until 2 a.m. so I could turn my clock back and get an extra hour of sleep.
Mood:sleepy
Posted at 9:46 AM Nov 1
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ShmuelGot new glasses last Friday. Both the salesperson and the optometrist pronounced peripheral as "periphreal," but it still went OK.
Mood:bemused
Posted at 6:27 AM Oct 13
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ShmuelSynchronicity? Coincidence? A message from On High? You be the judge: http://lnk.ms/1rdnP
Mood:hilarity
Posted at 6:43 PM Sep 17
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Shmuelhttp://lnk.ms/0PnYc
Mood:outraged
Posted at 7:31 AM Sep 16
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ShmuelJFK and RFK were shot in the head. Now G-d Himself has shot Teddy in the head. We will not see their like again. It is a time to mourn.
Mood:grieving
Posted at 6:15 PM Aug 27
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ShmuelRunning down the road will loosen your load, but it's no substitute for fiber in your diet.
Mood:enlightened
Posted at 6:46 PM Jul 12
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ShmuelThe Khamenei/Ahmadinejad regime is just as brutally repressive and corrupt as the Shah's, but more self-righteous about it.
Mood:disgusted
Posted at 5:31 AM Jun 29
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ShmuelWhy "Mariah"? They should call the wind "Aretha," which has the same number of syllables and is way cooler.
Mood:confused
Posted at 10:44 AM Jun 2
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  • Shmuel
    Shmuel Posted at 7:44 PM Jun 5
    While I'm at it, I think they should call the relative humidity "Babette."
  • Mama Java
    Mama Java Posted at 1:29 PM Jun 2
    you got that right! show the wind some r-e-s-p-e-c-t!
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ShmuelIf they took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, then, would it?
Mood:distraught
Posted at 9:52 PM May 31
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Shmuel
Mood:hungry
Posted at 9:49 PM May 31
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ShmuelOur entire universe is ultimately made of binary information, and G-d is One.
Mood:hungry
Posted at 12:27 AM May 11
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ShmuelOur entire universe is ultimately made of binary information, and G-d is One.
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 3:37 AM May 10
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ShmuelIf someone is living on "borrowed time," who is he borrowing it from? When does he have to return it? This will never do.
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 8:23 AM Apr 30
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ShmuelBusiness concept: Themed restaurant serving real Middle Ages peasant food. Braised offal. Bran buns with added grit -- aids digestion! You want gruel with that?
Mood:hungry
Posted at 11:41 PM Mar 25
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Shmuel's significant other is a cat named Lucy.
Posted at 4:42 AM Mar 23
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ShmuelWhen you can't decide, flip a coin. As soon as it's spinning in the air, you'll know whether you want it to be heads or tails.
Posted at 12:03 AM Mar 12
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ShmuelAlways, no, sometimes, think its me, but you know, I know when its a dream; I think, er, no, I mean, er, yes, but its all wrong -- that is, I think I disagree
Mood:confused
Posted at 5:43 AM Mar 9
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ShmuelAlways, no, sometimes, think its me, but you know, I know when its a dream; I think, er, no, I mean, er, yes, but its all wrong -- that is, I think I disagree
Mood:confused
Posted at 5:42 AM Mar 9
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ShmuelWhat's red and hangs on the wall? See my latest blog post.
Mood:cultured
Posted at 12:49 AM Feb 17
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Shmuel.
Posted at 3:43 AM Feb 13
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ShmuelWhen I left food on my plate as a child, my parents would say, "There are people starving in Europe."
Mood:philosophical
Posted at 3:16 AM Feb 12
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