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TheOutsanity.com
TheOutsanity.comHi. I'm Vince Offer. Would you like to Slap Chop my Shamwow?Posted at 11:31 PM Dec 13 from TweetDeck
Mood: (none)
TheOutsanity.comAlmost 6:30am. Time for bed.
Posted at 12:24 PM Dec 5 from TweetDeck
TheOutsanity.comNext week is my birthday. Still no plans. May just stay home.
Posted at 11:11 AM Dec 5 from TweetDeck
TheOutsanity.comZorak sells Brak bum crack.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 11:04 PM Dec 3 from TweetDeck
TheOutsanity.com"Easy Off" would be a nice nickname for a girlfriend now I think about it...
Mood:amorous
Posted at 7:39 AM Nov 27 from TweetDeck
TheOutsanity.comDamn. That fart brought a tear to my eye.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 7:44 AM Nov 15 from TweetDeck
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Mood:(none)
Posted at 7:10 PM Oct 21 from TweetDeck
TheOutsanity.comI'm like Dexter. I don't want my kids to inherit my nuttiness but, as long as they don't kill people and get caught, it's fine by me.
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 12:09 AM Oct 20 from TweetDeck
Mood:(none)
Posted at 12:22 PM Oct 10
TheOutsanity.comOh, people... You can't deep fry kittens. They won't sit still in water. What makes you think they will in boiling hot grease?
Mood:apathetic
Posted at 8:36 AM Sep 22
TheOutsanity.com"You make me proud sometimes" is something you shouldn't say to your penis outloud
Mood:apathetic
Posted at 4:32 AM Sep 13
TheOutsanity.comYay @ Celeb spam
Mood:apathetic
Posted at 3:54 AM Sep 12
TheOutsanity.comGet yourself some free Vimeo stickers - http://lnk.ms/0My4V
Mood:apathetic
Posted at 2:58 AM Sep 12
Mood:apathetic
Posted at 7:21 PM Sep 11
TheOutsanity.comWhy is bi-lingual porn funny?
Mood:adventurous
Posted at 8:25 AM Sep 10
TheOutsanity.comIf torrenting music is hurting the musicians so much, would it be fair to say they are hurting our pockets to see them in concert?
Mood:(none)
Posted at 9:31 PM Aug 25
TheOutsanity.comGetting ready to start a giveaway. Read here -http://lnk.ms/05sS6
Mood:embarrassed
Posted at 10:20 AM Aug 11
TheOutsanity.comI need to remember to charge my batteries. Now, if only someone could "charge my battery", I'd be set.
Mood:amused
Posted at 5:28 AM Aug 8
TheOutsanity.comAnne Frank would had been a great wife because she knew when to keep quiet
Mood:horrible joke
Posted at 3:07 AM Aug 1
TheOutsanity.comI wish I had a cat. Something I can yell at when I come home.
Mood:depressed
Posted at 5:45 AM Jul 26
TheOutsanity.comSomeone said this for real: "You must be Tiger because you ain't lyin!"
Mood:chill
Posted at 4:00 PM Jul 21
TheOutsanity.comABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY the hell did I type this?
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 2:18 PM Jul 6
TheOutsanity.comMaybe I'm not gay or retarded but... I don't understand "The Hills". Is it reality or scripted? It's way too dumb to be reality, right?
Mood:amused
Posted at 5:10 AM Jul 1
TheOutsanity.comI'm looking in your vagina and... Everything' good.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 3:04 AM Jun 8
TheOutsanity.comWhite people love sushi like black people love watermelon
Mood:(none)
Posted at 4:18 AM May 31
TheOutsanity.com...............
Mood:neutral
Posted at 1:05 AM May 30
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 7:33 PM May 9
TheOutsanity.comWatching 'Fucking Around' on outsanity's channel -- http://justin.tv/outsanity
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 4:33 AM May 8
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 10:49 AM Apr 5
TheOutsanity.comwants some ass!
Mood:horny
Posted at 6:05 AM Feb 9
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