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Cary Coatney
Cary Coatneyhas got something for you in his third leg pocket to help stuff you in your stockings.Posted at 4:12 AM Dec 25
Mood: savage
Cary Coatneywonders if that's mistletoe he detects between your thighs.
Mood:festive
Posted at 7:48 AM Dec 19
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 4:29 PM Dec 23
    That's nice redgrl! Did you buy me something for Christmas with that $725 in fake monopoly money??
  • redgrl
    redgrl Posted at 4:26 PM Dec 23
    hey happy holidays! I made $725 this week in time for 2010 read this new article on making money onn the computer, goto: NBCNews55 [dot] com
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Cary Coatneywonders if that's mistletoe he detects between your legs.
Mood:festive
Posted at 7:44 AM Dec 19
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Cary CoatneyAll issues of my independent comic book series, the Deposit Man is now available on http://lnk.ms/4pwyn
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 7:40 PM Dec 10
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Cary Coatneyis on the verge of mouthrape madness.
Mood:numb
Posted at 9:40 PM Dec 9
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Cary Coatneydines at the Y.
Mood:peckish
Posted at 4:40 AM Dec 7
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Cary Coatneyhas no happiness unless he's eating pussy on a daily basis.
Posted at 11:47 PM Dec 5
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Cary Coatneywill pop when your panties drop.
Mood:productive
Posted at 1:44 AM Dec 2
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Cary Coatneyis the muffdiving champion of the world.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 6:09 PM Nov 30
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 3:06 AM Dec 1
    I could practically lick laps - oops, sorry - I mean, swim laps around that statement.
  • ☆☠Mama Zullo☠☆
    ☆☠Mama Zullo☠☆ Posted at 7:33 PM Nov 30
    lol.......great info coat!
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Cary Coatneygobbles your vagina cobble.
Mood:sleepy
Posted at 6:58 PM Nov 28
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    Cary Coatney Posted at 9:09 AM Nov 30
    Read my typing fingers: I Don't have MSN messenger or windowslive messenger!!
  • katherine
    katherine Posted at 7:38 AM Nov 30
    hii and happy holidays to you! please go on msn windowslive messenger andd paris21kisses@hotmail.com shes a real cool cute chick and wants more friends. thanx so much
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Cary Coatneywants to share some of his stuffing with you.
Mood:ditzy
Posted at 3:44 PM Nov 26
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 4:47 PM Nov 26
    Coming back for seconds?? Check out the blog!
  • BlackWidow
    BlackWidow Posted at 3:53 PM Nov 26
    :)
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Cary Coatneyopens his mouth wide for your magic carpet ride.
Mood:hungry
Posted at 8:30 PM Nov 20
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Cary Coatneybets your boyfriend that he can beat him at a 'eating your pie' contest.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 11:00 PM Nov 12
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Cary Coatneycounts all the pretty vagina maids in a row.
Mood:mischievous
Posted at 8:07 PM Nov 9
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Cary Coatneycounts all the pretty maid vaginas all in a row.
Mood:thoughtful
Posted at 6:20 PM Nov 6
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    Cary Coatney Posted at 6:43 PM Nov 7
    I can do that test in 3 minutes and score a 98 - so there!
  • katherine
    katherine Posted at 2:53 PM Nov 7
    just took the 5 minute IQ test and I scored a 92 and it matched me with miley cyrus! find your real IQ and what celeb has the same IQ as you.. take the free test now just goto: IQCompareTest [dot] com
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Cary Coatneywilling be watching Amanhda Yarosh's tv debut on Law & Order: SUV tonight. Amanhda is the daughter of Linda Freeman - a girl I used to date.
Mood:inspired
Posted at 1:53 AM Nov 5
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 6:18 PM Nov 6
    What the hell does that have to do with anything?
  • faye
    faye Posted at 4:26 PM Nov 6
    hey i told you about this before i think but i just got another check in the mail $762 again today! if you wanna make some cash this weekend, open your web browser read this goto: Chan3News [dot] com
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Cary Coatneywonders if the vagina genie grants triple pop wishes.
Mood:sore
Posted at 12:31 AM Oct 28
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Cary Coatneywill be in New York, New York for ten days- so good that they named it twice. That's ten days of vagina shenanigans just waiting to happen!
Mood:insubordinate
Posted at 1:10 AM Oct 20
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Cary Coatneyinvites you to meet him at the APE show at the San Francisco Concourse Sat&Sun- with special guest Ms. Sex in Stilettoes. Bring your vagina!
Mood:obsequious
Posted at 11:26 PM Oct 15
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Cary Coatneyis busy stuffing his face at the all you can eat vagina buffet.
Mood:obsequious
Posted at 6:51 PM Oct 13
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Cary Coatneyhas the best cocktail weenie you've ever tasted.
Mood:luminous
Posted at 7:37 PM Oct 6
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Cary Coatneyjust wants your vagina to be loved.
Mood:amorous
Posted at 5:38 PM Oct 2
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Cary Coatneyis going to take a stroll over to Jackie in a Box for a blow job burger combo of a Happy Ending Burger, French Kiss Fries and a vagina shake.
Mood:sassy
Posted at 7:06 PM Sep 29
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Cary Coatneyis in your extra extended penis network.
Mood:ecstatic
Posted at 12:39 AM Sep 22
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Cary Coatney
Mood:peaceful
Posted at 5:38 PM Sep 21
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Cary Coatney's everyday plans are going well according to plan.
Mood:peaceful
Posted at 6:10 PM Sep 16
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Cary CoatneyLooks like he still needs a date for Saturday's Porcupine Tree show at the Club Nokia. Doesn't looks as if I'm getting a e-mail response from the ga
Mood:scared
Posted at 1:25 AM Sep 16
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Cary Coatneyis counting down the minutes until the release of the new Porcupine Tree album tomorrow!
Mood:selective
Posted at 12:40 AM Sep 15
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Cary Coatney
Mood:selective
Posted at 7:19 PM Sep 14
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Cary Coatneywill be at the Los Angeles Shrine Auditorium tomorrow to sign copies of the new Deposit Man: Playgod Act II from 9:30AM to 5:00PM. Joining him will be Ms. Brown
Mood:mellow
Posted at 1:54 AM Sep 13
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Cary Coatneywill be at the Los Angeles Shrine Auditorium tomorrow from 9:3
Mood:mellow
Posted at 1:52 AM Sep 13
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Cary Coatneymay have a winner in his WIN A DATE with CARY COATNEY to see PORCUPINE TREE WITH HIM contest!
Mood:mellow
Posted at 3:42 AM Sep 12
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Cary Coatneymay have a winner in his WIN A DATE with CARY COATNEY to see PORCUPINE TREE with him!
Mood:mellow
Posted at 3:22 AM Sep 12
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Cary Coatneyis pondering what does it takes for one single girl that says that she's interested in dating on her profile to say YES to PORCUPINE TREE???
Mood:nervous
Posted at 11:41 PM Sep 9
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 8:45 PM Sep 11
    I may have a winner!
  • Mimi
    Mimi Posted at 1:24 AM Sep 11
    perhaps not to common find really good taste on music in some single girls and boys, believe me! he
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Cary Coatneyis still desparately seeking a replacement date for his Porcupine Tree concert.
Mood:nervous
Posted at 10:31 PM Sep 8
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Cary Coatneyknow that there's gotta be one single girl who wants to see a free Porcupine Tree concert with him! Don't make him eat a $40.00 ticket!!
Mood:okay
Posted at 11:45 PM Sep 6
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Cary Coatneyis looking for a model to help him out at the Shrine 9/13 and a date for Porcupine Tree on 9/19. Read my bulletins for details.
Mood:cynical
Posted at 8:26 PM Aug 30
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 5:55 PM Sep 6
    You're awesomely welcome JessaLee!
  • JessaLee
    JessaLee Posted at 3:43 PM Sep 6
    Hey thanks for the bday wishes!!!
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Cary Coatneycomes in value packs of ten, in five varieties.
Mood:cynical
Posted at 11:16 PM Aug 28
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Cary Coatneyis back to the store to store Deposit Man new issue peddling grind!
Mood:anxious
Posted at 12:49 AM Aug 27
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 12:50 AM Aug 27
    Copies are available at Alternative Reality Comics in Las Vegas and Hi De Ho Comics in Santa Monica! Waiting word on which distributors are going to carry it.
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Cary Coatneyis back to the Deposit Man issue peddling grind
Mood:anxious
Posted at 7:50 PM Aug 26
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Cary Coatneycan't really tell if that delicious aroma in the air is your legs spread open or the smell of $1.25 Tuesday Fish Tacos at Rubio's.
Mood:confident
Posted at 9:28 PM Aug 25
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Cary Coatneyis an immortal and you're not.
Mood:luminous
Posted at 6:25 PM Aug 24
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 9:26 PM Aug 25
    can' really tell if that delicious aroma in the air is the smell of your legs spread open or the $1.25 Tuesday Fish Tacos at Rubio's.
  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 9:21 PM Aug 25
    Your momma nature - that's who!
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Cary Coatneyis leaving Las Vegas on a jet plane. He doesn't know when he'll back again.
Mood:pure
Posted at 6:36 PM Aug 22
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 6:35 PM Aug 23
    What did you mean by that crack, Maddy?
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    Cary Coatney Posted at 6:32 PM Aug 23
    Hot as freakin' heck. It got up to 115 degrees on Friday - then the next day it was thunderstorms.
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Cary CoatneyTrapped in Las Vegas until Saturday.
Mood:played
Posted at 6:40 PM Aug 20
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Cary Coatneyhas been improperly laid in Las Vegas.
Mood:played
Posted at 4:56 PM Aug 19
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Cary Coatneyis the King of Sunset Town
Mood:indescribable
Posted at 7:14 PM Aug 17
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 7:50 PM Aug 18
    Well - at least until Thursday.
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Cary CoatneyAnd the tenth rule of Masturbation Club is what occurs in your pants - stays in your pants all the way up with you to Las Vegas this weekend.
Mood:sweaty
Posted at 6:44 PM Aug 14
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  • Cary Coatney
    Cary Coatney Posted at 1:16 AM Aug 15
    A little bit sticky - but I leave hardly a mess.
  • kelly
    kelly Posted at 10:48 PM Aug 14
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
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Cary Coatneyis back to the work search grind. Also: new Deposit Man books will be ready for shipping in two weeks. TO GET YOUR COMPLEMENTARY COPY: SUBSCRIBE TO MY BLOG NOW!
Mood:gallant
Posted at 2:07 AM Aug 11
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Cary Coatneythought he was going to Vegas, but he's not. Meanwhile, Masturbation Club is closed for the weekend...
Mood:stressed
Posted at 11:38 PM Aug 7
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Cary Coatneyhas really nothing funny or stupid to say other than: back to the work search grind.
Mood:distractable
Posted at 11:37 PM Aug 3
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