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kbartram
kbartramis alone at work and has to poop. In the airport's wisdom, the suites don't have individual restrooms. Shit! Oop, I meant "poop"!Posted at 8:18 PM Nov 18
Mood: uncomfortable
kbartram
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Posted at 1:42 PM Nov 13
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kbartramTo all veterans out there, past, present or future, thank you for all you did, do, or will do! Happy Veterans' Day! =)
Mood:patriotic
Posted at 3:45 PM Nov 11
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kbartramis also available on Facebook and twitter! Check it out: kbartram.com.
Mood:quixotic
Posted at 5:54 AM Nov 11
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kbartramjust enjoyed some Soylent Green with dinner. Mmm, crunchy people!
Mood:hungry
Posted at 3:59 AM Oct 18
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kbartramwants to build a pumpjack for his front yard. See link for more info: http://lnk.ms/0yjzw
Mood:creative
Posted at 6:02 AM Sep 30
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kbartramis falling out of his chair, unable to contain his enthusiasm now that he has discovered that he will be working for free all day tomorrow.
Mood:discombobulated
Posted at 6:33 PM Sep 25
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  • kbartram
    kbartram Posted at 5:54 AM Sep 26
    (Salaried.)
  • *~Leslie~*
    *~Leslie~* Posted at 7:54 PM Sep 25
    A job cannot force you to work without pay. Nope. Don't go.
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kbartramAny Deadwood fans out there? Christi Brockway has posted EVERY transcript from EVERY show on here site: http://lnk.ms/1s6mT
Mood:impressed!
Posted at 7:07 PM Sep 18
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kbartramsays, "Home at last, home at last, thank ... wait a minute, I don't even want to be here. Oh, well, I'm home at last."
Mood:blah
Posted at 4:45 AM Sep 14
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kbartramKeep an eye on YOUR Congress. Don't forget ... THEY work for YOU, not the other way around!
Mood:focused
Posted at 6:53 AM Sep 2
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kbartram
Mood:focused
Posted at 6:50 AM Sep 2
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kbartramis celebrating four months of sobriety ... by going to bed. G'night! ;)
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 7:26 AM Sep 1
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  • Anastasia Beaverhausen
    Anastasia Beaverhausen Posted at 8:02 AM Sep 1
    And I'm damn proud of you ya old son of a bitch! Thats the Kelly I know, good to have back darling! XOXO~
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kbartramGoodnight, Teddy. RIP.
Mood:melancholy
Posted at 6:18 AM Aug 26
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kbartramis amazed. It's raining in the front of the house, and has been for about half an hour. Not raining in the rear of the house. Backyard dry.
Mood:bored
Posted at 11:05 PM Aug 23
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kbartramis BORED out of his skull. It seems that redesigning Web sites is not as much fun as it used to be. Damn!
Mood:bored
Posted at 12:28 AM Aug 16
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kbartramgot 2 books tonight: The Communist Manifesto & The Declaration of Independence & the Constitution of the United States. Let's argue!
Mood:feisty
Posted at 5:12 AM Aug 12
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kbartramis enjoying the dinner prepared by the NW Benson Embassy kitchen. Spaghetti with creamed corn, stuffing, garlic mashed potatoes, and salad!
Mood:hungry
Posted at 2:45 AM Aug 9
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kbartramis going mine inspecting in and around Courtland, AZ. Watch that first step ... it's a doozieeeeeeeeeeeee!
Mood:curious
Posted at 5:30 PM Aug 8
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kbartramBreaking News: The Nassau West Benson Embassy is under an ant attack. They slipped past security & have started attacking officers.
Mood:NWSD
Posted at 5:02 AM Aug 7
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kbartram“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. It has to be fought for and defended by each generation."-R. Reagan, 7/6/87
Mood:Reaganized!
Posted at 3:52 PM Jul 31
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kbartramis sending positive thoughts to my parents' 19-pound little Corgi dog that was twice bitten by a diamondback rattler today. :(
Mood:vengeful
Posted at 5:36 AM Jul 29
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kbartramcan be enjoyed responsibly on twitter and deviantART under user name "kbartram". Also, check out user name MyKKB on Facebook!
Mood:uber geek
Posted at 4:51 AM Jul 21
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kbartramis enjoying a "Rich & Flavorful Premium O'Doul's Amber". All the taste (and fat), with less than 0.5% alc/vol. Then off to bed, g'night!
Mood:thirsty
Posted at 5:49 AM Jul 20
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kbartramis going camping/hiking/exploring now. He'll be back tomorrow evening for your entertainment. =)
Mood:chipper
Posted at 6:56 PM Jul 18
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kbartramis so incredibly, ridiculously bored, that he's actually considering updating his primary Web site. Now that's some boredom right there! :|
Mood:bored
Posted at 5:45 AM Jul 17
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kbartramhas experienced 76 days of no smoking or drinking. Starting Zone Diet next week to combat 15 pounds gained since quitting bad habits!
Mood:focused
Posted at 7:41 PM Jul 15
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kbartramhad a GREAT time in San Diego, but didn't expect to get home after 1 AM this morning. Time for work already, open to close.
Mood:exhausted
Posted at 1:59 PM Jul 13
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kbartramis at Super 8 Motel San Diego/Sea World in Room 407. Cool, huh? Cold, actually. Going to the beach now. See 'ya. =)
Mood:giddy
Posted at 12:16 AM Jul 12
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kbartramis going to San Diego this weekend! :) Unfortunately, he will not be accompanied by Ivan "the Terrible" as had been previously planned. :(
Mood:mixed
Posted at 6:59 AM Jul 10
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kbartramreceived his gold 2 Month sobriety medallion tonight! Still not smoking, either. Conservatively speaking, he's saved over $800 in 62 days!!
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 4:37 AM Jul 2
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  • Andrea
    Andrea Posted at 6:04 AM Jul 3
    I'm VERY, VERY, VERY proud of you!
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kbartramsays "Happy Birthday" to Danny Watkins and Ivan "the Terrible" today! Ivan is 11 years old! Can you believe it?! Danny's a wee bit older! =)
Mood:quixotic
Posted at 7:27 AM Jul 1
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kbartramis starting a new work week, with a more or less full crew this week. Only 4 days! Maybe no 13+ hour days this week? That would be nice.
Mood:quixotic
Posted at 4:07 PM Jun 29
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kbartram@grimreaper: I thought I spoke to you the other day about the recent inordinately high number of deaths in the celebrity world. Stop that!
Mood:angry
Posted at 5:10 PM Jun 28
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kbartramis out of here! It appears that we're not going to get any rain in Benson, and Tombstone is getting some. I'm on my way to play in the rain!
Mood:quixotic
Posted at 1:55 AM Jun 28
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kbartramhopes no one dies & nothing bad happens today. Let's have a nice Friday. In other news, Mr. Bartram hasn't smoked or drank for 57 days! =)
Mood:quixotic
Posted at 1:50 PM Jun 26
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kbartramhas had more than enough death and destruction for one week. Can we knock it off for a little while, please?
Mood:sad
Posted at 2:38 AM Jun 26
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kbartramsays, "It's time to make the doughnuts!" It's time to go back to work. Yay.
Mood:zombie
Posted at 2:02 PM Jun 23
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kbartramfinally got home from work. Hasn't been spanked like that since-well, you don't need to know about that! Dinner: bacon & Pepsi. G'night!
Mood:zombie
Posted at 5:20 AM Jun 23
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kbartramis going to bed now. I have a co-worker on vacation, so I get the exquisite pleasure of working open to close all week. Yay, I'm so excited.
Mood:zombie
Posted at 5:21 AM Jun 22
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kbartramis having watermelon and bacon for lunch. Mmm! (I'm juicing the watermelon and nibbling on it at the same time!)
Mood:hungry
Posted at 9:29 PM Jun 21
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kbartramand Ivan arrived home a few minutes earlier than scheduled. Let's see YOUR airline do that!
Mood:no mood detected
Posted at 2:57 AM Jun 20
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kbartramwants you to know that if you're coming to the Tucson Airport, expect delays & body cavity searches. Ivan is here-security is tight!
Mood:protective
Posted at 6:26 PM Jun 19
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kbartramis enjoying a diet beer (O'Doul's Amber) whilst preparing for bed. Ivan "the Terrible" will be going to work tomorrow. Pics to follow ...
Mood:thirsty
Posted at 5:32 AM Jun 19
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kbartramis busy making Ivan "the Terrible" his Tucson Airport ID Badge so he can participate in "Bring Your Kitty to Work Day" on Friday.
Mood:working
Posted at 6:36 AM Jun 18
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kbartramis planning to complete demolition & clean-up of his once beautiful cactus garden & then finish up the Nassau West Wikipedia page. Fun, huh?
Mood:working
Posted at 4:34 PM Jun 14
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kbartramis going to bed and says, "Alright, y'all shut up now, I'm going to bed, and don't give me no sass neither!" LOL G'night!
Mood:tired
Posted at 7:20 AM Jun 14
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kbartramis bored out of his skull. Apparently, it's time to go do yardwork. Cactus garden is sick & dying - will be (painfully, probably) removed.
Mood:cautious
Posted at 10:26 PM Jun 13
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kbartramguesses that's about it for Day 43, pretty bouncy wagon ride today - still on it. Now tired and bored. Guess it's time for bed ... g'night!
Mood:determined
Posted at 6:57 AM Jun 13
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kbartramis surprised by just how dirty Lada Gaga's new song, LoveGame, is. I got your "disco stick", baby! ;)
Mood:dirty old man
Posted at 8:43 PM Jun 11
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  • kbartram
    kbartram Posted at 3:31 AM Jun 12
    "Pokerface" has nothing to do with a poker game, does it? She tricked me! ;)
  • Posted at 1:20 AM Jun 12
    Cause her old ones were so clean! Ha!!!
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