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Kyle Towns
Kyle Townsvoted for Monster Magnet - http://lnk.ms/3B3PB - on Channel V's MixtapePosted at 9:30 AM Nov 27
Mood: apathetic
Kyle TownsMost of my Twitter status' are retweets. It would sure help if MySpace told you that =/
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 4:40 AM Nov 27
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Kyle TownsWe will eat until we vomit, and we will shop until we drop. Success.
Posted at 6:37 PM Nov 26 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsForgiveness now given to a man who smacked me in the head thinking there was a huntsman in my hair whilst in bed and I was sleeping...
Posted at 12:07 PM Nov 26 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsChapter 2 of my book online @ http://bit.ly/8pDRsk
Posted at 8:04 AM Nov 26 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsLady on bus, surely your daughter would rather you not tell the whole bus about her pregnancy woes while you talk to her on the phone
Posted at 2:07 AM Nov 26 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsJudging from the covers of woman's mags, the two topics most popular to women are 1) Why all men are disgusting pigs & 2) How to attract men
Posted at 1:51 PM Nov 25 from Twitter
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Kyle Townsreading from @time http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1174696,00.html - The Multitasking Generation
Posted at 6:51 AM Nov 25 from Twitter
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Kyle Townsfunny how gravity works on fat. Lying down I have six pack abs, but when I stand up they turn into a small keg.
Posted at 12:11 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsAnother week, another drama. Time to walk the dog. Reality tv, anyone? xD
Posted at 8:51 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsI'm a bullet, not a gunman.
Posted at 10:32 AM Nov 23 from Twitter
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Kyle Townsafter checking the photo of the dude who started fb group 'dave hughes sucks' I messaged him this 'u are a bit podgy & should go for a jog'
Posted at 4:36 AM Nov 23 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsHey! Here's a pic of helena and I after the shoot! She's a goddess! http://pic.gd/97e668
Posted at 3:43 PM Nov 22 from Twitter
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Kyle Towns13 hours sleep. I feel a lot better now; brain power restored.
Posted at 6:01 AM Nov 22 from Twitter
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Kyle Towns#questionyouhate 'What's your favourite (insert ordinary, inane object here)?' I just don't think in terms of the little things.
Posted at 1:32 PM Nov 21 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsRT @meganintime: Holy crap i drunk!!!
Posted at 11:39 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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Kyle Townscan't respond to anything on Facebook right now. Getting errors =(
Posted at 3:43 AM Nov 21 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsWoke up after 3 hours sleep to a shit storm of text messages LOL. I sent a certain picture to the wrong person last night. Won't do it again
Posted at 11:33 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsStraight and texting a geek who thinks you're a lesbian. Tells his fantasy of his ex + you in bed. I'm having too much fun with this.
Posted at 6:26 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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Kyle Townsloves @twstdsnowangel.
Posted at 6:50 AM Nov 19 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsLOOK AT MY HORSE... my horse is amazing! GIVE IT A LICK! mmmm it tastes just like raisins! http://www.shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/
Posted at 10:39 AM Nov 18 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsRT @hadleyk: i'm just saying, fat girls love twilight. (via @eelylove)
Posted at 7:42 AM Nov 18 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsWhile you can't work on one thing, find another.
Posted at 3:19 PM Nov 17 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsFeeling a bit sleepy. Maybe I shouldn't drink this vodka..
Posted at 12:24 PM Nov 17 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsRT @allyheman "I have to go get my phone. I'll be right back. Don't take your clothes off without me." -@shapants
Posted at 8:00 AM Nov 17 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsGoing on the tweet by @twstdsnowangel: maybe a movie made about me should be 'Almost Crazy' instead of 'Almost Famous.'
Posted at 12:27 PM Nov 16 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsV: It good. Me: Thanks V: What? I think she needed some "Angles" to help her ;)
Posted at 12:19 PM Nov 16 from Twitter
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Kyle Townshttp://twitpic.com/pm1sj - Red+black suit w/ eyeliner, tinted hair + alcohol = fun times. Oh.. serial killer expression.
Posted at 9:14 AM Nov 15 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsWoke at 6 am. Walking sleepy zombie time.
Posted at 10:45 PM Nov 14 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsThree am, still awake. These kids don't know how to party.
Posted at 4:34 PM Nov 14 from Twitter
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  • τλε βατℵατ™
    τλε βατℵατ™ Posted at 7:27 PM Nov 14
    yeah we do what you talking about. i'll go and jump on you tent for that. but i might have to make sure i have the right tent
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Kyle Townsat a party with a bunch of teenagers I don't know. Oh dear.
Posted at 12:58 PM Nov 14 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsRT @mjkeenan your sister is a tomato
Posted at 12:57 PM Nov 14 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsChecking up on the internets before leaving for the night - party to attend. So tired.
Posted at 2:07 AM Nov 14 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsBlog: An interview with a Vampire http://bit.ly/3uiEHA
Posted at 3:04 PM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsBest music quotes ever: http://bit.ly/cM8hO
Posted at 1:29 PM Nov 13 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsBlog: Tadpole: the book cover http://bit.ly/75gbX
Posted at 6:14 PM Nov 12 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsTalking to @eelylove, quote: 'I read new moon and a part of my soul died. Twilight is awful. The whole series.'
Posted at 12:05 PM Nov 12 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsRT @twstdsnowangel: @kyle_towns and I are the Mickey and Mallory of the new generation. Be very, very scared.
Posted at 5:23 AM Nov 12 from Twitter
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Kyle Townsand @twstdsnowangel - the Mickey and Mallory for a new generation. Hands up!
Posted at 5:34 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsIf dog shitting is so innocent, why does tubgirl scare the crap out of people? http://bit.ly/q8YIr
Posted at 12:07 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsNo comic today. Movie watching in a minute. Sigh. The life of nonproductivity.
Posted at 12:00 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsJust finished today's comic page http://bit.ly/3yQMKz
Posted at 8:47 AM Nov 10 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsLight a candle for the sinners, set the world on fire.
Posted at 5:19 AM Nov 10 from Twitter
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Kyle Townsis melting
Posted at 4:33 AM Nov 10 from Twitter
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Kyle Towns"ASSERTION: Inserting multiple children without flushing" (via mozilla.com) It's like Hansel and Gretel!
Posted at 8:57 AM Nov 9 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsComic page 2 http://bit.ly/4mRQAk
Posted at 7:55 AM Nov 9 from Twitter
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Kyle Townsis starting a webcomic as a side project http://bit.ly/2PwMkd
Posted at 2:46 PM Nov 8 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsCoffee! Rawr!
Posted at 3:15 AM Nov 8 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsUploaded 24 new prints @ http://bit.ly/4jM9QE
Posted at 4:35 PM Nov 7 from Twitter
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Kyle TownsListening to new Skold (Ex-Manson bass+guitarist) on SKOLD.COM
Posted at 11:12 AM Nov 7 from Twitter
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