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His Royal Flyness
His Royal Flynessreally hopes he gets taken advantage of tomorrow. Completely meaningless sex with someone I'll never see again would be the perfect end to a miserable decade.Posted at 2:15 AM Dec 31, 2009
Mood: Friend zone
His Royal Flynessgot stiffed on Christmas. The reason for the season is please'n. And I have not been getting too much please'n as of late.
Mood:Do they owe us a
Posted at 11:27 PM Dec 30, 2009
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His Royal Flynesswas told to do a barrel roll from a passing car.
Mood:lulz
Posted at 2:18 AM Dec 29, 2009
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His Royal Flynessjust wants vodka and choke sex. Is that really so much to ask?
Mood:Degenerate
Posted at 10:54 PM Dec 27, 2009
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His Royal Flynessused to hit old people with folding chairs. Suddenly I was moved to the north side of Ann Arbor in 2009. It made a rock star out of me at last.
Mood:The Daddy of Roc
Posted at 6:14 PM Dec 27, 2009
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His Royal Flynessmust have some booze! I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE!
Mood:Withnail
Posted at 6:07 PM Dec 26, 2009
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His Royal Flynesswill whip the hell out of that snow leopards ass.
Mood:Hell ride
Posted at 4:45 PM Dec 22, 2009
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His Royal Flynesswants you to know that EDWARD TURNS BELLE INTO A VAMPIRE AND THEY GET MARRIED AND HAVE KID.
Mood:Troll
Posted at 2:24 AM Dec 20, 2009
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His Royal Flynesshinks it's important to stay informed during the holiday season so I should let you all know that EDWARD TURNS BELLE INTO A VAMPIRE AND THEY MARRIED AND HAVE A
Mood:Troll
Posted at 2:23 AM Dec 20, 2009
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His Royal Flynesshates the term "Blipsters" (black + hipsters) because it makes them sound as unwelcome as wiggers.
Mood:Vice
Posted at 7:05 AM Dec 19, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis now in competition with NASA to be the first man to take a serious fucking trip to Mars.
Mood:MDMA
Posted at 5:56 PM Dec 18, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis thinking about resurrecting his Robert Smith hair for 2010 (more Jesus & The Mary Chain/Black Rebel Motorcycle Club this time around.). Wish me luck.
Posted at 4:22 AM Dec 18, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis not a real Doctor but I am a real worm an actual worm. I live like a worm.
Mood:Dr.Worm
Posted at 3:15 AM Dec 15, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis taking ecstasy while watching a special about ecstasy.
Mood:Roll
Posted at 1:39 AM Dec 13, 2009
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His Royal Flyness"is like Jacob from Lost or The Joker from The Dark Knight. He's not around that much but every time he shows up he throws the plot in a totally differ
Mood:Plot device
Posted at 1:33 AM Dec 12, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis a better person because of disco and ABBA.
Mood:Super Trouper
Posted at 4:13 AM Dec 11, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis a better person because of disco and ABBA.
Posted at 4:11 AM Dec 11, 2009
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His Royal Flynessloves duct tape. I love how it tapes. I love the sound it makes. I love saying it. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape. Duct tape.
Mood:Wade Wilson
Posted at 10:14 PM Dec 9, 2009
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His Royal Flynessdoesn't fight dirty. He makes dirty look good.
Mood:Frank Castle
Posted at 12:27 AM Dec 7, 2009
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His Royal Flynesswant's Rachel Trachtenburg's hand in marriage.
Mood:Slideshow
Posted at 12:05 AM Dec 6, 2009
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His Royal Flynesswill punch his chest and then it disappears into the crowed.
Mood:Egyptian magicia
Posted at 2:46 AM Dec 5, 2009
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His Royal Flyness"Raoh the Conqueror showed us the inner strength of men and showed that power can rule the world as effectively as love.”
Mood:Hukto No Ken
Posted at 10:10 PM Dec 3, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis going 1000 miles an hour. With the radio on.
Mood:Roadrunner
Posted at 7:00 PM Dec 2, 2009
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His Royal Flynessloves The Bang and has a great time despite never being able to remember any of them. Time to take it down a notch.
Mood:Liam
Posted at 7:20 PM Dec 1, 2009
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His Royal Flynesswill be home for Christmas,passed out on the floor.
Mood:Carl Brutananad
Posted at 5:40 PM Nov 30, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis a little dinosaur.
Mood:Roadrunner
Posted at 12:37 AM Nov 30, 2009
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His Royal Flynessneeds *ahem* "something" for tonight. Someone fucking help me out here. Pleeeeeeeeeease.
Mood:Quest
Posted at 8:03 PM Nov 28, 2009
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His Royal Flynessdoesn't care if the Indians lost their land. In fact,it's really funny that they did. I like eating lot's of food on Thanksgiving.
Mood:Anal Cunt
Posted at 6:58 AM Nov 24, 2009
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His Royal Flynesss looking inside America. She's alright. You can even see her kidneys.
Mood:Damon
Posted at 5:51 AM Nov 20, 2009
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His Royal Flynessfucks arses.
Mood:Withnail & I
Posted at 3:29 AM Nov 19, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis sweating and shivering at the same time. How is that even possible?
Mood:Pig AIDS
Posted at 10:23 PM Nov 17, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis sick and hung over at the same time. I'm either doing something wrong with my life or doing something very right.
Mood:Willie Cayote
Posted at 9:47 PM Nov 16, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis writing pop lyrics.
Mood:Ye-ye
Posted at 11:58 PM Nov 14, 2009
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His Royal FlynessOn m'appelle petit bout de chou
Mood:Ye-ye
Posted at 1:53 AM Nov 14, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis wondering if Lady GaGa and Marilyn Manson are the same person.
Mood:Typical Cynical
Posted at 6:25 AM Nov 12, 2009
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His Royal Flynesslistening to Oasis while wearing his John Lennon shades. Just roll with it and don't look back in anger. Ironic? Defiantly;maybe.
Mood:John Liam
Posted at 5:19 PM Nov 10, 2009
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His Royal Flynessist over fjell og gjennom torner.
Mood:Darkthrone
Posted at 7:20 PM Nov 9, 2009
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His Royal Flynesshas started smoking. Sorry mom.
Mood:Cancerous AIDS
Posted at 4:32 AM Nov 9, 2009
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His Royal Flynesswishes he could go back in time and have a coked up orgy with the Solid Gold dancers.
Mood:Awesome 80'
Posted at 10:31 PM Nov 7, 2009
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His Royal Flyness"November coming fire;Samhain grim."
Mood:Novembers Fire
Posted at 1:55 AM Nov 7, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis going to pay off his debts with a paintshop drawing of a spider.
Mood:27bslash
Posted at 11:52 PM Nov 5, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis incapable of finding a worthy adversary in nature. So now I will have to construct one...
Mood:Mad genius
Posted at 12:44 AM Nov 5, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis,at heart,a moralist playing his hand at being an immoralist.
Mood:Hunter
Posted at 7:35 AM Nov 3, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis hoping it goes well tomorrow.
Mood:Professional
Posted at 7:33 AM Nov 3, 2009
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His Royal Flynesswant's to fuse a mini black light on a handheld Dustbuster that uses clear plastic bags. Does anyone else see were I'm going with this? This is how I wi
Mood:Raol Duke
Posted at 11:43 PM Nov 2, 2009
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His Royal Flynessjust cut up a line using the business card of a police officer he's supposed to get in contact with. Is this a new high or a new low? Vote now!
Mood:Raol Duke
Posted at 9:20 PM Nov 1, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis staring Halloween off right. By getting drunk with his parents for the first time. It's not as awkward as you think,especially when after they've had
Mood:Haram
Posted at 10:25 PM Oct 31, 2009
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His Royal Flynessis Mark E. Lydon.
Mood:Karaoke
Posted at 11:52 PM Oct 30, 2009
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His Royal Flynessseeks the warmth of the Samhain fire.
Mood:Initium
Posted at 7:18 PM Oct 28, 2009
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His Royal FlynessMetamorphoses lycanthropie, possunt inquam. Metamorphoses lycanthropie, possunt inquam.
Mood:Halloween II
Posted at 1:44 AM Oct 28, 2009
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