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CD ROLLOUTAtlanta Songwriters and Storytellers at Atlanta Brewing Company on Dec 9. Ask Kimberly (@ChaoticBMusic) for more info. Sounds like fun!Posted 10 hours ago from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTIf olive oil is made out of olives and peanut oil peanuts then what is baby oil made out of.....?
Posted at 7:18 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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  • IAN ALLEN
    IAN ALLEN Posted at 7:58 PM Nov 30
    And if pro is the opposite of con, then progress s the opposite of congress!
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CD ROLLOUTWhy can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Posted at 3:15 AM Nov 29 from Twitter
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    Swashbuckling Author Posted at 4:15 AM Nov 29
    And why do they pluck their eyebrows just to paint them back on?
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CD ROLLOUTWhy don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Posted at 11:08 PM Nov 27 from Twitter
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    Swashbuckling Author Posted at 1:47 AM Nov 28
    As Arsenio Hall (did I spell his name right?) used to say, it's things that make you go "Hmmmmmm!"
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CD ROLLOUTRolling out to The Mint tonight to see @thelatchkeykid. We did one of his CDs earlier in the year. Great stuff! http://tinyurl.com/yzc3amz
Posted at 10:04 PM Nov 27 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTGo check out @thelatchkeykid tomorrow night @ The Mint. Here's the flyer: http://www.cdrollout.com/events/latchkeykid.jpg
Posted at 9:03 PM Nov 26 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWhy is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Posted at 10:07 PM Nov 25 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWe love @hearkittykitty! They have a gig at The Dragonfly in Hollywood tonight. Here's the info: http://tinyurl.com/yezwco7
Posted at 9:02 PM Nov 25 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTSlow Burning Car (www.myspace.com/slowburningcar) have a gig at The Joint in Hollywood tonight. 9:30. Free show!
Posted at 10:25 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWhy is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? That's not too encouraging while sitting in the waiting room.
Posted at 9:06 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWhat in the heck is Lady Gaga wearing on the Jay Leno Show?...it's an executive office chair blouse!
Posted at 6:48 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWhy is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Posted at 12:05 AM Nov 24 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTOur pals, Slow Burning Car are at The Joint in Hollywood tomorrow night. 9:30. Free show!
Posted at 9:25 PM Nov 23 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWhy didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Posted at 12:05 AM Nov 22 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTGoing to @ekenisdead tonight at The Joint in Hollywood. We recently did their CDs. >> http://www.cdrollout.com/events/eken.jpg
Posted at 11:43 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWhy are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Posted at 11:04 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTTONIGHT: If you're in the OC area promoters @acropolisrpm will be at Octane Alley with live hip hop. Gonna be fun! >> http://bit.ly/occa
Posted at 8:38 PM Nov 20 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTTOMORROW: Again @acropolisrpm have another gig worth attending. Live HIP HOP from 3 artists. Czech it! >> http://bit.ly/occa
Posted at 12:37 AM Nov 20 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTTONIGHT: @acropolisrpm will be throwing a bash at HOB in Anaheim. They know how to put together a good time! Info: http://bit.ly/detourLIVE
Posted at 11:36 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTJust found out that Mike Pinto is also the bill tonight at @DiPiazzas along with @dufmusic. It's gonna be a good show. If ur in LB..hit it!
Posted at 11:21 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTCheck out @ekenisdead tomorrow night at The Joint in Hollywood >> http://www.cdrollout.com/events/eken.jpg
Posted at 10:43 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTHeading out to @DiPiazzas tonight for a Guinness and some fine music from @dufmusic (Diamonds Under Fire). They go on at 8pm..i think.
Posted at 10:11 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTIf horrific is a synonym of horrible, why is terrific an antonym of terrible?
Posted at 10:03 PM Nov 19 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTHung out w/ @jaced at the Tom Petty tribute gig. He's almost done writing his "blovel" Under Angels. > http://jaced.com/writings/underangels
Posted at 7:16 AM Nov 19 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUThttp://twitpic.com/q2p4q - Tom Petty tribute in full effect at @saintrocke
Posted at 5:37 AM Nov 19 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTJust saw that @jhopsmusicbox is also on the Tom Petty tribute bill. Nice! Tonight is gonna be fun!
Posted at 2:17 AM Nov 19 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTGoing down the street to @SaintRocke tonight. @shagtracks , @ShaunHague , and a bunch others are doing a Tom Petty tribute. Gonna rock!
Posted at 2:14 AM Nov 19 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTTomorrow night our pals @acropolisrpm are throwing a bash at HOB in Anaheim. Always a good time. Here's the info: http://bit.ly/detourLIVE
Posted at 11:36 PM Nov 18 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWhy is there an expiration on bottled water?
Posted at 9:04 PM Nov 18 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTGoing to check out @dufmusic (Diamonds Under Fire) tomorrow night at @DiPiazzas tomorrow night.
Posted at 8:10 PM Nov 18 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTHello darkness, my old friend.
Posted at 12:56 AM Nov 18 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTIt's time for lunch: Give pizza chants.
Posted at 8:02 PM Nov 17 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTThe early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Posted at 2:31 PM Nov 16 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTThinking of going to check out @bandfitter at The Waterfront in Marina Del Rey tonight. Here's the info: http://tinyurl.com/yezpum6
Posted at 9:22 PM Nov 14 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTNostalgia isn't what is used to be.
Posted at 7:23 AM Nov 14 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTAt Staples Center > Lakers game
Posted at 3:53 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTIt was all so different before everything changed.
Posted at 12:15 AM Nov 13 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTThe first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
Posted at 11:14 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTGreat show tonight at The Shore in Hermosa: @thelatchkeykid, @petergoetz, @diegosumbrella. Czech it!
Posted at 11:07 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUT"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever." David St. Hubbins/Spinal Tap
Posted at 6:26 PM Nov 11 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTIf at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Posted at 10:13 PM Nov 10 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTIf all is not lost, where is it?
Posted at 9:12 PM Nov 9 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTFunny, I don't remember being absent minded.
Posted at 12:11 AM Nov 9 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTSome days you're the dog, some days the hydrant.
Posted at 12:11 AM Nov 8 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWhat should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Posted at 11:11 PM Nov 6 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTWhen you open a bag of cotton balls...are you supposed to remove the one on top?
Posted at 10:11 PM Nov 5 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTRT @doublestereo >> Google searching for digital music model as industry crumbles. http://tiny.cc/B5tCs
Posted at 11:09 PM Nov 4 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTTONIGHT in Hermosa: @LowvsDiamond, @SaintMotel, and @ShaunHague at The Shore
Posted at 11:13 PM Nov 3 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUTDear Daylight Savings, I remember when I got "extra hour" of sleep. Now I'm just up an hour earlier. What happened 2 u? U used to b cool.
Posted at 4:05 PM Nov 1 from Twitter
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CD ROLLOUThttp://twitpic.com/nn1wo - Crack Sabbath!!!
Posted at 5:53 AM Oct 31 from Twitter
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