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Berlin
Berlinsend me a message, for i am bored.Posted at 6:59 AM Dec 30
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  • toofpick
    toofpick Posted at 10:33 AM Dec 30
    You seem cool. I am bored. Great strategy. I should have done that. I heard facebook was an easy way for people from high school to reconnect. What a nightmare.
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Berlinis Olive, the other reindeer.
Mood:Christmas!
Posted at 4:10 AM Dec 24
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Berlinsoy un perdedor
Mood:intense
Posted at 4:17 AM Dec 7
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  • Tyson
    Tyson Posted at 7:30 AM Dec 7
    negado
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BerlinCTHULHU MARTINI TONIGHT AT 9, 534 BAINBRIDGE, $5 COVER.
Mood:intense
Posted at 8:07 PM Nov 29
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BerlinCOME SEE CTHULHU MARTINI TOMORROW NIGHT! @9:00 APEX STUDIOS, 534 BAINBRIDGE (NEXT TO PHILLY AIDS THRIFT) $5 COVER. IT'S GONNA BE EPIC.
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Posted at 10:06 PM Nov 28
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Berlinwants YOU to come see Cthulhu Martini on sunday. 9:00 @ 534 Bainbridge st. (Apex studios). $5 cover. If you come, boobs are promised.
Mood:intense
Posted at 5:01 PM Nov 25
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Berlinlistening to the Descendents and relating perfectly to "Hope" really takes me back. I hate my body I hate my face I hate being in love with Harley.
Mood:intense
Posted at 7:19 AM Nov 19
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  • Berlin
    Berlin Posted at 1:29 AM Nov 20
    Im not giving up, cuz when he's had enough, he'll take his bruised little head and he'll come running back to me.
  • toofpick
    toofpick Posted at 10:15 AM Nov 19
    So now you want perfection. I see your self destruction.
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Berlindieting tomorrow. Damn you, refeeding belly.
Mood:intense
Posted at 2:29 AM Nov 13
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  • Burgess
    Burgess Posted at 12:52 AM Nov 15
    YES you're correct. Bye.
  • Berlin
    Berlin Posted at 12:25 AM Nov 15
    Jesus shit, will you just shut the fuck up? You're just annoying and an idiot. I don't give two shits about you, honestly. And stop saying you're a different person or whatever, because if you're this obnoxious online, it's no wonder you have no friends.
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Berlinis kind of having a weeaboo day
Mood:intense
Posted at 8:08 PM Nov 10
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BerlinDear SEPTA, Go on strike again and I swear to god I'll hijack a bus and fill it with testicles.
Mood:intense
Posted at 2:24 PM Nov 9
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Berlinbit a guy at the Dead Milkmen show, and my boy got in to a fight. Probably the best halloween ever.
Mood:intense
Posted at 1:51 AM Nov 3
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Berlin2 more days till Halloweenie!
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Posted at 4:19 PM Oct 29
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Berlinfucking cunt.
Mood:intense
Posted at 12:10 AM Oct 29
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  • Berlin
    Berlin Posted at 3:58 PM Oct 29
    Look, seriously, knock it off. I don't know you.
  • Berlin
    Berlin Posted at 2:09 AM Oct 29
    No, I'm afraid not.
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Berlinis in a Wendy O. kinda mood.
Mood:intense
Posted at 10:20 PM Oct 22
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Berlinand Liv made cupcakes. Anyone want one?
Mood:intense
Posted at 9:30 PM Oct 21
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Berlinis fucking heartbroken.
Mood:intense
Posted at 4:21 AM Oct 18
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  • toofpick
    toofpick Posted at 4:52 AM Oct 19
    Hallmark's partnered with Cupid The Con Artist, keepin the tips, and aiming until you're heartless. Get well soon.
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Berlinis so, so sick...
Mood:intense
Posted at 11:10 PM Oct 8
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BerlinI think I fucked your girlfriend once. Or, maybe twice, I don't remember. Then I fucked all your friends girlfriends, now they hate you.
Mood:intense
Posted at 2:38 AM Oct 5
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  • Tiffy Pop - Pro-Zombie
    Tiffy Pop - Pro-Zombie Posted at 5:45 AM Oct 5
    You haven't fucked me yet so that's the reason I hate you.
  • toofpick
    toofpick Posted at 5:30 AM Oct 5
    I may love you. Please break my heart.
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Berlinwants to know your halloween costume! I'm gonna be Dr. Strangelove.
Mood:intense
Posted at 2:17 PM Oct 3
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  • Complexo Maleficus
    Complexo Maleficus Posted at 3:58 AM Oct 4
    panicky idiot #3 1978's Earthquake!
  • Berlin
    Berlin Posted at 6:05 PM Oct 3
    Lon, I think you should be the joker nurse. I think you could definitely pull it off.
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BerlinCHILDREN OF THE CORN
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Posted at 6:05 AM Oct 2
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Berlintakes it any way any where that I can, I'm the fucking son of a superman.
Mood:intense
Posted at 11:49 AM Sep 30
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Berlinbored and watching Dawn of The Dead. Whoopee!
Mood:intense
Posted at 4:27 AM Sep 24
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Berlinsomeone please come cuddle and watch movies with me, please.
Mood:intense
Posted at 12:51 AM Sep 23
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  • toofpick
    toofpick Posted at 7:59 AM Sep 23
    What movies? Hank and Mike, or The Royal Tenenbaums, and I'm Greyhoundin it.
  • Patt
    Patt Posted at 2:44 AM Sep 23
    i like movies. stop living so far away
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Berlin"what do you want to dreenk, Kowalski?" "MEAT."
Mood:intense
Posted at 12:40 PM Sep 21
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Berlinis no longer shit faced, and is now just sleepy.
Mood:intense
Posted at 12:56 PM Sep 16
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Berlinis fruhn[pppppppppppppp sfiojvxclgmclkvm shit fazced fyckred
Mood:intense
Posted at 4:10 AM Sep 16
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Berlinis super excited. Jean Madeline interview today!!
Mood:intense
Posted at 2:58 PM Sep 15
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Berlinis really, really bored. Talk to me, and be rewarded.
Mood:intense
Posted at 3:51 AM Sep 15
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Berlinis pure magick
Mood:intense
Posted at 3:45 AM Sep 15
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Berlinjust put two and two together that Nite Owl II plays a pedophile preying on Ellen Page in earlier years. God DAMN, I'm attracted to him.
Mood:intense
Posted at 7:01 PM Sep 14
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Berlinhaz a sick ):
Mood:intense
Posted at 12:48 PM Sep 14
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Berlinit's in the red, I'm from accounting.
Mood:intense
Posted at 12:13 AM Sep 12
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  • Captain KittyMeowMeow
    Captain KittyMeowMeow Posted at 5:10 PM Sep 12
    I <3 your new pictures, I don't feel like commenting all of them though. You're beautiful. I miss you.
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Berlincome on baby, put your love in me
Mood:intense
Posted at 6:54 PM Sep 11
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  • Darryl
    Darryl Posted at 7:44 PM Sep 11
    anytime baby, anytime
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BerlinKTHXBAI
Mood:intense
Posted at 5:58 PM Sep 11
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Berlinis sleepy.
Mood:intense
Posted at 5:13 AM Sep 11
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Berlinis Ponyo
Mood:intense
Posted at 12:30 AM Sep 6
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BerlinIS HOME FROM RENFREW!!!!!!!
Mood:intense
Posted at 10:20 PM Aug 31
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Berlinleaves for rehab in T-minus 9 hours. I'm not a druggy, I'm bulimic. See you all in a month. <3
Mood:intense
Posted at 3:18 AM Aug 10
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Berlinanyone want letters while i'm in rehab for a month?
Mood:intense
Posted at 3:56 AM Aug 9
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  • Bishop Eaven Alexander
    Bishop Eaven Alexander Posted at 6:30 AM Aug 9
    Rehab eh? eh better than jail, i would know. luck to the you.
  • Berlin
    Berlin Posted at 4:06 AM Aug 9
    you a real homie, girl. <3 feel the LUVS.
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Berlinis snuggled up wif sum Spearmint teaz and sum King Diamond. <3
Mood:intense
Posted at 4:36 AM Aug 7
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Berlinalways found you attractive. Especially your lips. Cuz, you know, I ain't got none.
Mood:intense
Posted at 4:24 AM Aug 3
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Berlinis Mitch Pileggi, and this is In Search Of.
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Posted at 10:07 PM Jul 31
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Berlinhas a lifelong fear of bread in 3...2...1...
Mood:intense
Posted at 11:18 PM Jul 30
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Berlinis watching SNL's Best of Eddie Murphy with a rad bowl of vegan miso soup. Rad.
Mood:intense
Posted at 3:08 AM Jul 29
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  • Blaine
    Blaine Posted at 9:42 PM Jul 29
    Yum, vegan miso soup sounds like it would go great right now.
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Berlinis gonna sleep all night in your soul kitchen
Mood:intense
Posted at 4:20 PM Jul 27
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BerlinHEY ASSHOLES. IF YOU LIVE NEAR PHILLY AND PLAY BASS AND/OR DRUMS, WE WANT YOU.
Mood:intense
Posted at 5:36 AM Jul 21
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  • Patt
    Patt Posted at 5:09 PM Jul 21
    ever hear of a town called morton?
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Berlinhome from the ER. 3 hours of laying in a bed watching Access Hollywood, 4 hours of wheeling around an IV drip in my arm. Cool.
Mood:intense
Posted at 4:15 AM Jul 18
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Berlinanyone want to engage in light conversation?
Mood:intense
Posted at 1:42 AM Jul 16
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  • da ba dee
    da ba dee Posted at 8:38 AM Jul 16
    i would plaz
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Berlinthinks you should look at her new pictures. They'll probably give you a boner.
Mood:intense
Posted at 9:49 PM Jul 10
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  • Sons Of Liberty
    Sons Of Liberty Posted at 8:59 PM Jul 14
    Not probably ;)
  • da ba dee
    da ba dee Posted at 4:51 AM Jul 11
    lol well the one i got a while ago i did lol
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Berlinthinks, and is afraid, that she's in love.
Mood:intense
Posted at 8:10 AM Jul 6
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