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Uncle Stork
Uncle Stork"Up in the Air" = unrealistic. A true "Road Warrior" strips the comforter off the hotel bed before he sleeps in it. It's unwashed garnish.Posted 5 hours ago from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkLots of single digit level, just opened my Christmas gift, Call of Duty players on Xbox Live. "Ho Ho Ho... Welcome to the Jungle!"
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Posted at 4:04 PM Dec 25 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkCliche'. Landed at 2am xmas eve. Several holds, return to gate after 1hr taxi / maintenance, runway closures. And, car had a dead battery.
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Posted at 2:59 PM Dec 24 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkSometimes it feels like I'm flying through a snow globe.
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Posted at 12:25 AM Dec 24 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkJaws: Quinn explains being pulled from the sea, "You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn". Any day now.
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Posted at 2:31 PM Dec 23 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkNew blog post: The Storks are nesting... : http://lnk.ms/4zsz9
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Posted at 7:10 PM Dec 22 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkIt's a sad scene when I'm trying to calm an angry passenger and his 2yr old son glares at me like I'm the enemy. Too young for hate.
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Posted at 8:08 PM Dec 21 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI thought it may snow for ever... and ever and ever - amen.
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Posted at 6:47 PM Dec 20 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkAs a kid, I'd dig an inch deep trench around my mom on the beach in case the tide came in. Today, I dug through 2 feet of snow!
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Posted at 11:53 PM Dec 19 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkFlying low over snowy neighborhoods lit with Christmas lights, I like to pretend I am Santa Claus. And then the airplane yells at me.
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Posted at 1:55 AM Dec 18 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkDo the little girls rooms in airports have as much racist and homophobic graffiti as the little boys rooms do?
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Posted at 9:38 PM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI have the 'cribcam' encrypted so I can watch securely from the road, yet insurgents are watching uncrypted video from our drones overseas.
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Posted at 4:22 PM Dec 17 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkNext seasons "Bachelor" is a pilot from ASA. I hope he wow's the ladies with free mini bottles. http://lnk.ms/4vdkg
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Posted at 9:01 PM Dec 16 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkMy dream of having a band of minstrels.: http://lnk.ms/3T96X
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Posted at 6:16 PM Dec 16 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI can tell you the time and channel number Seinfeld reruns are on in many U.S. cities.
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Posted at 5:03 AM Dec 16 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkMy dream came true last night and I had a Minstrel! Flight delayed + gate swap. The cast of Grease followed my like I was The Pied Piper!
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Posted at 5:19 PM Dec 15 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkQuite a precise message.: http://lnk.ms/4tlk7
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Posted at 4:27 PM Dec 15 from Ping.fm
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Uncle Stork1am last night, over Times Square. The lights below the overcast lit up the clouds like a boy using a flashlight to read under the covers.
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Posted at 2:42 PM Dec 15 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkWhen L'enfant designed the District, he should have considered possible foggy mornings when he placed the airport next to the river.
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Posted at 3:03 PM Dec 14 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkThe best thing about having the Starwars Cantina Song as your alarm clock ringtone is having it stuck in your head. Also... the worst thing.
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Posted at 1:07 PM Dec 14 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkDon't you want your own baby? Adoption isn't Plan B.: http://lnk.ms/3Pcs8
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Posted at 1:25 AM Dec 12 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI get most of my company news from Google Reader. http://lnk.ms/4qBzx
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Posted at 1:42 AM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkThere is a house on short final to 25L in MKE whose xmas lights race around like the Windows 'Mystify' screensaver. Very distracting.
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Posted at 1:31 AM Dec 11 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkNew blog post: Don't you want your own baby? Adoption isn't plan B http://lnk.ms/3NRJ6
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Posted at 4:19 PM Dec 10 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkIt's 0 degrees outside in Denver tonight. That's 0f, not 0c.
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Posted at 1:22 AM Dec 9 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkDoctor Drew is on tv giving his expert advice on Tiger Woods' sex addiction.
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Posted at 3:18 PM Dec 8 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkAs I read about the "Winter Storm Expected to Wallop the Midwest" I realize I will be flying in the Midwest all week.
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Posted at 3:18 PM Dec 7 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkA giftcard scam not involving our mayor! Thieves write down card info in store, wait for them to be purchased then use the #'s online.
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Posted at 12:12 PM Dec 4 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkFridge failed, everything spoiled. Diagnosed the problem. Ordered a part. Compressor Start Relay delivered. We might be down a degree!
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Posted at 5:01 PM Dec 3 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI've learned all I need to know about the Tiger Woods saga during the last hour of my life lost... watching 'The View'.
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Posted at 4:58 PM Dec 2 from Ping.fm
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Uncle Storkthey gave me a parkingspace http://lnk.ms/4h07s
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Posted at 12:47 AM Dec 2 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkThere is a big Bucs flag flying over Tampa. Francis Scott Key could have writen his song about this flag and this season.
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Posted at 6:03 PM Dec 1 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI have 4 alarm clocks set 1 min apart. Today, they were off and rang simultaneously. Quite a cacophony! Tomorrow, 10 secs, I'll try a round.
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Posted at 11:51 AM Dec 1 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkMe to hotel "Ride please, curb in 15." Them "No, call when outside!" Later, I call when outside "Ready." Them "We will be the
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Posted at 6:57 PM Nov 30 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkMy favorite thing about 6am departures from DCA is leaving home at 345 and seeing the 'ladies of the night' working downtown Baltimore.
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Posted at 10:58 AM Nov 30 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkDC, The National Pinball Musuems curator is also a zen landscaper. The musuem is at his house... which also his garden. Very peaceful.
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Posted at 6:50 PM Nov 28 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkRather than looking out the window, I look at local traffic camera video on my phone to see the weather condition.
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Posted at 1:01 PM Nov 26 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkWorst case scenario... The hotel coffee pod rips during the 'tear here' phase on my morning. Followed by... 2 conditioners, no shampoo.
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Posted at 11:43 AM Nov 25 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkIt's hard not to take it personally, but my touch enabled cockpit CCD is not responding to my gentle advances.
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Posted at 7:06 PM Nov 24 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI have to duck to see myself in the bathroom mirrors in the "old" terminal at DCA. Apparently, back in the day, men were shorter.
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Posted at 1:39 PM Nov 23 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkPretty big day by 1pm... mowed, swept and swiffered. Grocery store / Home Depot. Drank a beer and leveled up a few times on Call of Duty.
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Posted at 6:19 PM Nov 20 from Ping.fm
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Uncle Storksorry, captains only. http://lnk.ms/4VLKF
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Posted at 5:50 PM Nov 18 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkFor when I wake up lost - This hotel has a label inside the shower head, "Crowne Plaza". I need one at home reminding me I am "Home".
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Posted at 10:49 AM Nov 18 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI checked in at 37000 feet using Dodgeball. I am now the mayor of Earth.
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Posted at 2:15 PM Nov 17 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkOn the last bite of my grilled chicken salad, I realized they forgot to add the dressing. That's how I roll.
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Posted at 8:03 PM Nov 16 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkUnrelated to us buying Frontier Airlines, my father is in the latest issue of their inflight magazine. http://lnk.ms/4T1BT
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Posted at 7:16 PM Nov 16 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkFor months, my trips out of DCA have taken me due west. Today, it's south. Mental note, MUST keep ocean off to the left!
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Posted at 12:49 PM Nov 16 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI watch the @baltimorepolice feed like an old timer listens to the scanner. "Hey Hon, another shootin' down on the West Side."
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Posted at 2:43 AM Nov 13 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkWhy am I so bad at Call of Duty? While running through a U.S. suburb in simulated modern combat, I stop & think, "That's a nice fence."
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Posted at 9:40 PM Nov 12 from Ping.fm
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Uncle StorkI said to the food vender in DCA, "how you doing?" She made me a hotdog and asked if there'd be anything else.
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Posted at 10:10 PM Nov 11 from Ping.fm
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