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Mr Awesome
Mr Awesomehttp://lnk.ms/4pqKq <-- 5 Worst Types of Handshakers....Posted 6 hours ago
Mood: learn how to sha
Mr AwesomeMe: "did you see my awesome pink Snuggie??" - Wheeler (dammitwheeler.com): "why would anyone buy a Snuggie unless they were a faggot?"
Mood:burn
Posted 17 hours ago
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  • ღ LuCeツ
    ღ LuCeツ Posted 7 hours ago
    Haha third degree burn..
  • Miranda Lynn
    Miranda Lynn Posted 9 hours ago
    i have a snuggie...yay but im not gay or bi...
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Mr Awesomedrinking Noni juice cuz the chick at the health food store said to do to keep me alive and young forever... its gonna be funny when i get hit by a bus & die
Mood:invincible
Posted at 8:02 PM Dec 9
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  • Chelsea
    Chelsea Posted 20 hours ago
    you have an interesting sense of humor...
  • Kara Rachael
    Kara Rachael Posted 23 hours ago
    well....it could be like that movie death becomes her....u get hit by the bus and have to live lookin like that forever....lol
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Mr Awesomejust accepted my 10 thousandth "friend". i heart you all, but help me out plz? comment so i can talk back. i cant initiate EVERYONE...
Mood:blurg
Posted at 6:30 AM Dec 9
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  • nikki
    nikki Posted at 7:57 PM Dec 9
    aw, your nice and... awesome. You make me laugh with all your vids.
  • ღLauren Ashleyღ
    ღLauren Ashleyღ Posted at 5:44 PM Dec 9
    Hey sweetheart :-) how r u today?
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Mr AwesomeChris Brown beats Rihanna 4 cheating & hes a monster but Tigers wife beats him 4 cheating & shes an independent woman standing up 4 herself?
Mood:awesome
Posted at 2:54 PM Dec 8
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  • Vesna
    Vesna Posted at 5:29 PM Dec 8
    i thoght chris brown beat her for givin him herpes? lol theres a diff
  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 5:17 PM Dec 8
    or in reality
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Mr Awesomehey, whats your # so i can sext you?
Mood:awesome
Posted at 1:20 AM Dec 8
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Mr Awesomehttp://lnk.ms/3KSn0 NEW VIDEO of me rockin a PINK SNUGGIE... watch it...
Mood:snuggielicious
Posted at 11:42 PM Dec 6
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  • Kirsten
    Kirsten Posted at 3:45 PM Dec 7
    ... first u copy me when i do my b/w picture.. then u do colour when i do... and now i should have known u stole my snuggie when u were in texas ~ thief!! haha
  • Tara
    Tara Posted at 3:42 PM Dec 7
    I'm getting one for Christmas from my g-ma!
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Mr AwesomeI believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Whelp, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
Mood:hmmm?
Posted at 5:41 PM Dec 6
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  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 7:35 PM Dec 6
    get that hippie bullshit OUTTA HHHEEEEERE
  • Rae-Leigh
    Rae-Leigh Posted at 7:23 PM Dec 6
    Mr..we are all one. So, if you know yourself, don't you already know everybody else? No need for words. Peace, love, butterflies...rainbows...fairies..ice cream
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Mr AwesomeI have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Mood:nnnnnnn
Posted at 6:19 AM Dec 6
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Mr Awesomewhy do nonMuslim writers say "the Prophet Muhammad"? to asskiss people who want to murder them of course. u never see "the Prophet Moses" or
Mood:awesome
Posted at 5:54 PM Dec 5
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  • Xmas Ivy
    Xmas Ivy Posted at 6:39 PM Dec 5
    lol. I think you just ran out of space.
  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 6:19 PM Dec 5
    wtf? myspace is censoring me. i tried reposting 2 more times. the space after the "or" was supposed to say "the Christ Jesus".
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Mr AwesomeIf brains were a soap dispenser, you'd pump me into your hand.
Mood:awesome
Posted at 5:15 AM Dec 5
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  • Mitchell
    Mitchell Posted at 5:21 AM Dec 5
    sexy kinda
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Mr Awesomeif you were my homework i would do you on my desk all night long
Mood:awesome
Posted at 7:41 PM Dec 4
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Mr AwesomeEducation is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 4:54 PM Dec 3
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Mr Awesomeoh dear... i just heard my dad end a phone call with "don't worry about it, we'll get er dunn"... they have lived in Texas too long...
Mood:yeeehaawww
Posted at 1:27 AM Dec 3
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Mr AwesomeA person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Mood:funkytown
Posted at 5:27 PM Dec 1
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  • P a u l i n a
    P a u l i n a Posted at 7:01 PM Dec 1
    funk u!
  • Rae-Leigh
    Rae-Leigh Posted at 6:42 PM Dec 1
    I tried sniffing gas once and that was huge f#ing mistake..I could be a neurosurgeon right now
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Mr Awesomea lot of times in moments of excitement due 2 accomplishment ill say "pow POW PowerWheels!" just under my breath 2 release the self satisfaction
Mood:awesome
Posted at 8:24 AM Dec 1
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  • Kirsten
    Kirsten Posted at 1:33 PM Dec 1
    ... yeah ? and i think i am gonna keep my comment under my breath for this one !! :P
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Mr Awesomea lot of times in moments of excitement due 2 accomplishment ill say "pow POW PowerWheels!" just under my breath 2 release the self satisfaction that
Mood:awesome
Posted at 6:28 AM Dec 1
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Mr Awesomethinks its sad that so many people my age on Facebook have kids they didnt want. um, hi. its called adoption...
Mood:awesome
Posted at 3:43 AM Nov 30
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  • Sara
    Sara Posted at 8:38 PM Nov 30
    Yeah, I see this alll the time... I think half of the girls I knew in highschool all have had at least 1 kid and none of them were on purpose.
  • Kaytlin Elisabeth
    Kaytlin Elisabeth Posted at 3:10 PM Nov 30
    haha agreed but nice way o putting it :)
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Mr Awesomehahaha. "Mr Awesome joined the group: HOTTEST WHITE BOYS."
Mood:ridiculous
Posted at 11:36 PM Nov 28
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  • kristi.
    kristi. Posted at 3:15 AM Nov 30
    I agree with your status. :]]
  • Murderous
    Murderous Posted at 12:27 AM Nov 29
    I have to say thats fuckin awesome
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Mr Awesomefinally out of Florida. had the VERY last seat in the back of the plane. ick. chillaxing texas style nowz
Mood:pickles
Posted at 6:16 PM Nov 28
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  • $ TrAcEiZZLE,,da ShiZZLE $
    $ TrAcEiZZLE,,da ShiZZLE $ Posted at 10:15 PM Nov 28
    well u can b my neighbor 4 a lil,,lol,,and tha mood should b fried pickles,,yummerzz!
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Mr Awesome@ Orlando airport mixing up a bottle of Airborne despite being well aware that it will do the same for my health than the 2 bacon egg McMuffins i had before it
Mood:heading to texas
Posted at 10:34 AM Nov 28
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  • Katrina Summons You
    Katrina Summons You Posted at 5:57 PM Nov 28
    Good choice. Texas is the shiz.
  • !Stephanie_Mae!
    !Stephanie_Mae! Posted at 3:22 PM Nov 28
    have funn! wish i was goin with you. wisconsin sucks ass!
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Mr Awesomeconsidering going up to Chicago and going to Dallas from there. yes you heard that right. Orlando to Chicago to Dallas. cuz thats how i roll
Mood:travelin
Posted at 9:08 PM Nov 27
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  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 1:50 AM Nov 28
    character limits didnt let me explain, but for anyone who was wondering: the reason i was gonna make such a loopy travel pattern is cuz the flights are all full and im not paying 2 thousand dollars for a ticket. flights with seats left are much cheaper so ill go flip around to connecting cities if i have to, no probz
  • Scratch
    Scratch Posted at 12:00 AM Nov 28
    I don't think travelin is a mood...i could be wrong
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Mr Awesomehttp://lnk.ms/4bmz3 (VIDEO) - please remember to honor the service of the turkeys who gave their lives for you yesterday
Mood:thankful
Posted at 6:17 AM Nov 27
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  • Rae-Leigh
    Rae-Leigh Posted at 2:06 PM Nov 27
    I will make turkey soup and cry into it
  • Michele
    Michele Posted at 2:00 PM Nov 27
    What if you are a "jive turkey"? then what happens. Maybe, they are the ones who live... Do you know? Do you? :)~
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Mr Awesomehttp://lnk.ms/4bmz3 - NEW THANKSGIVING VIDEO ****
Mood:cute nephews
Posted at 2:33 PM Nov 26
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Mr Awesomeplaying in the rain with a 2, 4 & 5 year old - getting them nice and muddy and then dumping them on grandma for cleanups while i watch some tv & have some lunch
Mood:kids r dum
Posted at 5:16 PM Nov 25
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  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 9:38 PM Nov 25
    bubblz, no stealing my joke and pretending you made it up.
  • Bubblz
    Bubblz Posted at 8:51 PM Nov 25
    so are yu.
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Mr Awesome"untle Rich! kan i be in one a yor bideo blobs!? (video blogs)" - me: "awww! fuck no, kid. i'm the only star in this family, but nice try
Mood:w/ the family
Posted at 12:58 AM Nov 25
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  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 3:05 PM Nov 25
    kids tryin to steal my spotlight. fuck him.
  • Kirsten
    Kirsten Posted at 2:15 AM Nov 25
    okei ~ that made me laugh and shake my head at the same time !
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Mr Awesomei'm not a "friend collector" and i dont wanna be. come comment and say hi. dont just be a number. <3 u guyzes
Mood:animated
Posted at 12:31 PM Nov 24
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Mr Awesomewhy doesnt every airport have free wifi? wtf. Orlando is the only one i know that does. Florida win. and i make sleeps now.
Mood:pattycake
Posted at 2:36 AM Nov 24
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  • CANADIAN BEEF
    CANADIAN BEEF Posted at 2:42 AM Nov 24
    How DARE you be sleeping in the middle of the night the other night! I expect you here to entertain me, dammit!
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Mr Awesomesomeone please come over & have salad with me... i leave for Florida at 6AM tomorrow & i have a whole bag of butterlettuce left here...
Mood:needs vegetarian
Posted at 4:47 AM Nov 23
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  • Dominique
    Dominique Posted at 6:43 PM Nov 23
    Aww love I am sorry. lol It was this distance thing that kept me away. I would have to loved to have a salad with you. :( Enjoy FL and have fun.
  • ♥ *LA CHAMITA* ♥
    ♥ *LA CHAMITA* ♥ Posted at 3:20 PM Nov 23
    well if you brought it with you, i'm in Fla and i'd loooove to help the challenge! ")
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Mr Awesomehttp://lnk.ms/4XF19 ** News Video Blog
Mood:funky
Posted at 2:03 AM Nov 23
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Mr Awesomehttp://lnk.ms/4XF19 ** News Video Blog
Mood:AWESOME
Posted at 11:18 AM Nov 21
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Mr Awesomeuhm. are you illiterate? cuz ah know u cant read-uh mah pooo-ker faaayyyce [shee ain otta lavno baddeh]
Mood:poker facin it
Posted at 9:29 PM Nov 20
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  • StEphAniE
    StEphAniE Posted at 11:27 PM Nov 20
    hahahhaa!!!!!!
  • Mitchell
    Mitchell Posted at 9:33 PM Nov 20
    yeah it is pretty awesome
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Mr Awesomeuhm. are you illiterate? cuz ah know u cant read-uh mah pooo-ker faaayyyce [shee ain otta lavno baddeh]
Mood:poker facin it,
Posted at 7:21 AM Nov 20
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  • liv
    liv Posted at 4:59 PM Nov 20
    HA! That made my morning
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Mr AwesomeEvolution Fail: biz lunches would be 90% more productive if i could shovel food directly into my stomach like a starfish instead of using the same hole 2talk.
Mood:awesome
Posted at 9:10 PM Nov 19
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  • Rae-Leigh
    Rae-Leigh Posted at 1:27 AM Nov 20
    Well, okay I see your gullets point lol..but still, if it were me, I'd be like~ "Look..if I'm going to be paying you half a months rent for this meal, could you at least just bring the hamburger that I'm wanting and leave me alone" guess that's not very snazzy though..
  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 12:26 AM Nov 20
    ya, but it wasnt hunger, ie me scarfing down food in between monologues, but more that it was a fancy shmancy place that served a 900 course meal, so even if you just have one bite of each thing presented before you (which i didnt even), your gullet is constantly interrupted
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Mr Awesomeknocked the whole house off its alignment after cutting the wheel a few inches too early backing out of the garage trying to avoid the car parked behind me.
Mood:cheezeballs
Posted at 12:37 AM Nov 19
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Mr Awesomehttp://lnk.ms/4TwBg (PIC&VID) OMFG! i cant believe how fat Oprah is... (lol, i actually wrote this a week ago, but bc of the recent statuses im posting now)
Mood:jellybeans
Posted at 1:03 AM Nov 18
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  • Kirsten
    Kirsten Posted at 1:46 AM Nov 18
    no to jellybeans - yes to cookies!! i insist!! :D
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Mr Awesomejust got back from a fancypants event where they served salmon eggs and lobster bisque as the main course... uh.. luckily there was a Mcdonalds on the way home.
Mood:ain eatin that s
Posted at 9:30 AM Nov 17
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Mr Awesomethe "if you dont like fat girls then you must like the ridiculously extreme opposite" line is the oldest trick in the fatbook.
Mood:awesome
Posted at 2:33 AM Nov 17
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  • Kirsten
    Kirsten Posted at 6:21 AM Nov 17
    i wanna eat another oatmeal chocolate chunk cookie!! smile
  • molly[in]wonderland™
    molly[in]wonderland™ Posted at 5:40 AM Nov 17
    Haha xD You guy make me laughhh :)
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Mr Awesomefat girls all done up in prom dresses make me sad and uncomfortable. UPDATE: to the complainers: wtf? you'd rather i laugh/feel good @ them??
Mood:morbidly obese
Posted at 9:00 AM Nov 16
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  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 2:07 AM Nov 17
    Amy: Fyi some guys like handicapped girls, deformity fetishes and getting their flesh repeatedly gouged during sexplay. the existence of dudes sexually enjoying something unhealthy isnt a reason not to judge it.
  • Amy LeAnn
    Amy LeAnn Posted at 10:10 PM Nov 16
    Fyi some guys like big girls. Stop being so judgemental people.
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Mr Awesomefat girls all done up in prom dresses make me sad and uncomfortable
Mood:naked
Posted at 2:16 AM Nov 16
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  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 5:25 AM Nov 16
    i agree that me in a prom dress would make me equally sad and uncomf too, but the 2 "not very nice" comments dont make sense. whats not nice about feeling sad and comfortable over someones odd behavior? (odd being that they spend years not taking care of their appearance or health and then spend tons of money to ignore that for a day. sad)
  • <3 Mrs. Casey Amoss <3
    <3 Mrs. Casey Amoss <3 Posted at 4:41 AM Nov 16
    Oh my thats not very nice
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Mr Awesomehttp://lnk.ms/31pJG (VIDEO) a little late night surrealism: Disney Dali: cartoon from Walt Disney via Salvador Dali (the melting clock guy). enjoy...
Mood:naked
Posted at 7:56 AM Nov 15
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  • Jono Loves Nutmeg
    Jono Loves Nutmeg Posted at 8:15 PM Nov 15
    Destino video... I had no idea that you were such a romantic... thanks for sharing the Disney/Dali video. take care, Jonathan =D
  • Rae-Leigh
    Rae-Leigh Posted at 1:44 PM Nov 15
    I actually remember hearing about that a while ago but forgot, nice that they finished it. He's one of my favourite artists I have some of his paintings in my photo's..that's trippy though..odd combination
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Mr Awesomeif wit and charm were a runway, supermodels would go down on me in front of large audiences
Mood:naked
Posted at 11:08 PM Nov 14
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  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 11:31 PM Nov 14
    no idea what youre talkin about, Beef
  • CANADIAN BEEF
    CANADIAN BEEF Posted at 11:22 PM Nov 14
    Why am I only seeing your delightful updates for the past 2 weeks? Why weren't they shown before???
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Mr Awesomeits crazy how freezing it gets in California in the shade and then you get in the sun and its back to 72 degrees. deserts are fucked
Mood:naked
Posted at 8:59 PM Nov 14
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Mr Awesomeit awakens....
Mood:sticky n ew
Posted at 6:50 PM Nov 14
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  • CANADIAN BEEF
    CANADIAN BEEF Posted at 7:11 PM Nov 14
    Sticky? I'm not going to go there! Although I'd like to BE there! ;)
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Mr AwesomeDIRTY.. hollywood is so gross. cant go to sleep like this... must shower before bed
Mood:sticky n ew
Posted at 8:24 AM Nov 14
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  • biancamarieღ
    biancamarieღ Posted at 12:09 PM Nov 14
    yeah i wldnt mind taking one w/ u myself(:
  • ∞Abbie∞
    ∞Abbie∞ Posted at 8:36 AM Nov 14
    Good, you'll smell fresh! lol
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Mr Awesomeeveryone ready for the weekend?
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 7:17 PM Nov 13
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  • Mags
    Mags Posted at 8:19 PM Nov 13
    aouh right! giggity giggity!!
  • Amisha
    Amisha Posted at 7:37 PM Nov 13
    F the weekend.
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Mr AwesomeThumbelina was a really shitty movie... how bout we leave animated features to Disney, k fellas?
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 6:01 AM Nov 13
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  • Mr Awesome
    Mr Awesome Posted at 6:45 AM Nov 13
    actually, that was the only number i thought worked well. all the others were awkward, ear bleeding shit. at least that one had a cute concept and rhythm
  • molly[in]wonderland™
    molly[in]wonderland™ Posted at 6:27 AM Nov 13
    I know.. That marry the mole part always kinda freaked me out..
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Mr Awesomelikes sneezing in the general direction of my exercise ball because it reverbs with a rattle-echo in the aftermath. makes me feel powerful.
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 9:45 PM Nov 12
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Mr Awesomesometimes i go 2bed hungry cuz im 2tired or sumth but tonight i started to &then ate 3 slices of pizza & a box of Cheezits... a fkking. box.
Mood:fat
Posted at 9:13 AM Nov 12
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  • ღ LuCeツ
    ღ LuCeツ Posted at 6:36 PM Nov 12
    Lol! Its all good, I'm sure your people still love you, fat or not :P
  • -Babes in Toyland-
    -Babes in Toyland- Posted at 9:54 AM Nov 12
    How funny, Im eating cheezits right now..
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Mr Awesomeare u fkking kidding me? i pay a law firm a monthly fee to cover my ass on business legalities & my attorney just referred me to Google to answer a Q i had
Mood:wtf......
Posted at 1:02 AM Nov 12
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  • Ally [san]
    Ally [san] Posted at 3:42 AM Nov 12
    haha sounds like I could be a lawyer if thats all I gotta do.
  • Andrea
    Andrea Posted at 2:01 AM Nov 12
    lmao! That's brutal babe.
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