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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATH
Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHIn the words of somebody much cooler than me, "I'm cooler than Luke."Posted 12 hours ago from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHLike I always say to people: Hello.
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHAmazon,Fictionwise,Mobipocket. However you want it, THE DARK PATH is available: http://www.lukeromyn.host56.com/1_12_Buy-THE-DARK-PATH.html
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHI bet caviar wouldn't be as popular if it was fish sperm instead of eggs.
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHJello is great for the complexion, but only when wrestled into the pores by a woman in a bikini.
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHAlright, I'm out. In the meantime, feel free to buy my book. It's 50% off at Fictionwise: http://lnk.ms/4s82d
Posted at 4:34 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHhttp://lnk.ms/4s82d
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHAnyone not following @jay_novelist do it now! He's twisted and perverse and talks to Cuban camels.
Posted at 4:08 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHIf you haven't read 'Vigilante', well.... http://bit.ly/xtyQE You should....
Posted at 3:34 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHThe next time you contemplate jumping through a window and ending it all, spare a thought for the guy who cleaned the glass.
Posted at 3:26 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHSympathy is for the weak... or the very, very strong: http://www.lukeromyn.host56.com/1_3_THE-DARK-PATH-Extract.html
Posted at 3:05 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATH15 followers and I add a 6th winner to my BIG Giveaway! http://bit.ly/5mYM3f What are you waiting for? =))) PlzRT!
Posted at 2:43 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHIf you haven't read THE DARK PATH yet, now's your chance to get it at half price: http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b93042/?si=0
Posted at 2:43 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Posted at 2:38 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHThe male abdominal muscles are designed to distinguish douchbags from the rest of humanity.
Posted at 2:33 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHGet inside my head: http://www.lukeromyn.host56.com/ Go there, you know you want to.
Posted at 2:27 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHI like discussing Freud and Jung with my friends. We can never decide how either of them ever got laid.
Posted at 2:20 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHI find some people could be really attractive if only they were better looking with more interesting personalities.
Posted at 1:36 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHMediocrity is just like celebrity... except for the fame and riches, of course.
Posted at 1:33 PM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHMarriage requires love & understanding. Love from both, and understanding from the man to know he will never be right again... ever.
Posted at 5:25 AM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHJust remember that even though you might be half naked, you're still half clothed.
Posted at 4:56 AM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATH50% off is way too good to miss: http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b93042/?si=0
Posted at 4:22 AM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHDon't forget Donovan Creed's surprise Twitter birthday on Wednesday! Please send him a happy birthday tweet on Wednesday! He will love it!
Posted at 3:51 AM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHRT @alexx73 Did everyone read the @LukeRomyn interview on WebbWeaver?? Don't miss it @www.webbweaver.net
Posted at 3:03 AM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHYou've heard of guided missiles? What scares me is that this infers there are UN-guided missiles flying around out there.
Posted at 12:51 AM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHTHE DARK PATH, on sale now at Fictionwise: http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b93042/?si=0
Posted at 12:12 AM Dec 13 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHThank you all for your incredible feedback on my interview with @WebbWeavers.
Posted at 11:51 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHIT'S HERE....LUKE ROMYN'S INTERVIEW WITH WEBBWEAVER www.webbweaver.net GO CHECK IT OUT NOW!
Posted at 10:14 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHBest interview question I ever saw: @WebbWeavers http://bit.ly/5nu5kZ "Similarities between your... previous occupation ...(and) writing!"
Posted at 4:01 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHI'm out for now. Check out my interview with @WebbWeavers while I'm gone - http://bit.ly/5nu5kZ
Posted at 3:29 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHRT @WebbWeavers IT'S HERE....LUKE ROMYN'S INTERVIEW WITH WEBBWEAVER www.webbweaver.net GO CHECK IT OUT!
Posted at 3:05 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHJust posted the interview with author Luke Romyn on www.webbweaver.net (click on 'Interviews') Go check it out cause Luke is a HOOT!
Posted at 2:55 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHVideo games benefit entire families by keeping the kids entertained for hours and as such as parents don't kill them.
Posted at 2:45 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHWeapons do not an arsenal make; words spoken harshly a heart they cannot break.
Posted at 2:42 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHAlways remember that to love animals is a virtue, but to love them too much is a sin.
Posted at 2:10 PM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHBallads are really beautiful songs I always try to avoid.
Posted at 10:50 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHRT @writer99 My depiction of how U feel when a seizure is wickedly about 2 strike. Titled (IT) http://bit.ly/4xJKf #epilepsy think about it
Posted at 10:30 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATH50% off is way too good to miss: http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b93042/?si=0
Posted at 9:44 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHGot Kindle? Get Vain. http://lnk.ms/4mxhC
Posted at 6:04 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHWhat would we call flies if they had no wings? Walks?
Posted at 5:53 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHBe............................................................................................... spontaneous.
Posted at 5:49 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHDon't marry a pineapple - you'll never survive the honeymoon.
Posted at 5:42 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHRT @LdyDisney Just posted a new blog with Big CD News!!! :) http://twurl.nl/2p2z2a
Posted at 5:27 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHMy book 'THE CHOICE' was viewed in the last 24 hours on #BookBuzzr by 2 Readers - http://bit.ly/3EoYN0
Posted at 5:00 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHLove is like friendship ignited by napalm.
Posted at 4:23 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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  • Amberrr
    Amberrr Posted at 4:55 AM Dec 12
    its more like the slowest form of suicide
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHIf you're not following @winsloweliot you might as well just leave right now. No, don't ignore me, just follow her... or leave.
Posted at 3:54 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHWhatever you're doing right now, stop and jump up and down... unless you're a pilot. Probably not a good idea.
Posted at 3:36 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHThings guys don't want to hear: "I'm sorry, I thought you were a woman."
Posted at 3:26 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHRT @TribeLit Send literary queries to submissions@tribelit.com Please include three sample chapters :)
Posted at 3:25 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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Luke Romyn - Author of THE DARK PATHFor years Tiger's been putting things in random holes all over the world, but nobody complained until now.
Posted at 2:08 AM Dec 12 from Twitter
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