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Lon
Lonjust wants to bang on your drums all day.Posted 13 hours ago from Ping.fm
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LonEver notice the old "birth control" eye glasses of the 50's, 60's and early 70's now have dark, tinted lenses and are called "Ray Ban
Posted at 11:46 PM Dec 2 from Ping.fm
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LonTiger complained after being fined $174, normally 4 driving into a water hazard and hitting a tree he should only receive 1 penalty stroke.
Posted at 7:40 PM Dec 2 from Ping.fm
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LonTiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Posted at 10:55 PM Dec 1 from Ping.fm
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LonTiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Posted at 7:07 PM Dec 1 from Ping.fm
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LonWhat were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing!
Posted at 4:35 PM Dec 1 from Ping.fm
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LonTiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Posted at 2:25 PM Dec 1 from Ping.fm
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LonThe funny thing about this message is that once you realize it is pointless it is too late to stop.
Posted at 8:47 AM Dec 1 from Ping.fm
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Lonwas wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit him.
Posted at 9:16 AM Nov 29 from Ping.fm
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Lonis easily distracted by shiny objects.
Posted at 9:39 AM Nov 28 from Ping.fm
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LonYou know that look your wife gives you when she wants to, you know (wink, wink)? Yeah, me neither.
Posted at 12:27 PM Nov 27 from Ping.fm
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Lonnow in Technicolor.
Posted at 9:31 AM Nov 26 from Ping.fm
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Posted at 11:06 AM Nov 25 from Ping.fm
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Lon#Greyhound racetrack closing 12/31/09 - Kenosha, WI. Many available for adoption. Details http://lnk.ms/33Zv0
Posted at 9:28 AM Nov 24 from Ping.fm
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LonAvoid the lines this Friday by shopping from home. Ship your purchases to your door. Join Blastoff, today, it's free! http://lnk.ms/4XnsF
Posted at 8:39 AM Nov 22 from Ping.fm
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Lonis swimming against the current. Even a dead fish can go with the flow.
Posted at 8:57 AM Nov 21 from Ping.fm
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Lon's life story was good, but the movie was better.
Posted at 8:34 AM Nov 20 from Ping.fm
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Lonused to play sports. Then he realized you can buy trophies. Now he’s good at everything.
Posted at 9:09 AM Nov 19 from Ping.fm
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Lonis like a human Valium.
Posted at 9:56 AM Nov 18 from Ping.fm
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LonCookie monster 4 life!
Posted at 7:16 AM Nov 17 from Ping.fm
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LonPeople like me are why people like you need medication.
Posted at 9:02 AM Nov 15 from Ping.fm
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LonHave you seen my stapler?
Posted at 8:03 AM Nov 14 from Ping.fm
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Lonis smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
Posted at 8:59 AM Nov 13 from Ping.fm
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LonEveryone is entitled to my opinion.
Posted at 9:18 AM Nov 12 from Ping.fm
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Londoesn't like it when his uvula is swollen.
Posted at 1:20 AM Nov 12 from Ping.fm
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LonBelieve me, you’d know if I was hitting on you. You wouldn’t be able to stop yourself from succumbing to my charms.
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Posted at 9:08 AM Nov 11
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Lonjust picked up the 4-8-10.
Posted at 11:50 PM Nov 10 from Ping.fm
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LonAre you out of your Vulcan mind?
Posted at 8:56 AM Nov 10 from Ping.fm
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LonNews, social networks, games & shop from one page. Holiday shop from home. Check out Blastoff today! http://lnk.ms/2xySw
Posted at 9:14 AM Nov 9 from Ping.fm
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LonIn my defense, I don't remember anything!
Posted at 8:51 AM Nov 8 from Ping.fm
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Lon's mind would be homeless, if it weren't for the gutter.
Posted at 10:15 AM Nov 7 from Ping.fm
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Lonis what Willis was talking about.
Posted at 8:52 AM Nov 6 from Ping.fm
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LonClub sandwiches, not seals.
Posted at 8:02 AM Nov 5 from Ping.fm
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LonIdaho. No, Udaho!
Posted at 9:39 AM Nov 2 from Ping.fm
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Lonis wearing his Facebook costume.
Posted at 11:15 PM Oct 31 from Ping.fm
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LonDon't hit kids. No, seriously. The have guns now.
Posted at 7:51 AM Oct 31 from Ping.fm
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Lonis at California Dreaming talking trailers. Single wides, double wides & 2 story. Wait, what?
Posted at 11:04 PM Oct 30 from Ping.fm
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LonIf cable companies had non-satellite competition, I would no longer be a Charter customer.
Posted at 9:18 PM Oct 30 from Ping.fm
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LonDontcha wanna Jack my Lantern?
Posted at 7:55 AM Oct 30 from Ping.fm
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Lonsat through 4 red lights at Garlington and Woodruff, and it's not even Christmas season.
Posted at 6:28 PM Oct 29 from Ping.fm
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LonFatz for lunch. Tigerberry is buying.
Posted at 3:36 PM Oct 29 from Ping.fm
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LonBig wheel - that's how I roll.
Posted at 8:08 AM Oct 29 from Ping.fm
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LonHave you heard about the new dance style? It's a combination of Krump and Tap Dancing. They call it Krap.
Posted at 9:41 PM Oct 28 from Ping.fm
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Lonis in no shape to exercise.
Posted at 8:48 AM Oct 28 from Ping.fm
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LonYay! S0C4!
Posted at 6:08 PM Oct 27 from Ping.fm
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LonThis is the earliest I've ever been late.
Posted at 7:59 AM Oct 27 from Ping.fm
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LonPolice never think it's as funny as you do.
Posted at 7:58 AM Oct 26 from Ping.fm
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LonIf you receive an email from the Dept. of Health telling you not to eat canned pork because of swine flu. Ignore it. It's just Spam!!
Posted at 11:05 AM Oct 25 from Ping.fm
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Lonwas a hairy bear, he was a scary bear. We made a hasty retreat from his lair.
Posted at 5:06 AM Oct 24 from Ping.fm
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LonHeard about Blastoff? Visit http://lnk.ms/3zYVd & watch the videos on the right. If you like it, please join my network.
Posted at 7:40 AM Oct 23 from Ping.fm
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