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Jennifer Rardinstill isn't convinced tofu is good for you. Anything that looks like lard and tastes like diet butter probably has ulterior motives.

Mood:electric

Posted at 4:03 PM Dec 23

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Dominic & Julia Posted at 4:11 PM Dec 23

Agreed!

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Jennifer Rardin's stairs squeak like an old oil rig. If my kids wanted to sneak up to their rooms they'd have to take up pole vaulting.

Mood:fabulous

Posted at 9:17 PM Dec 22

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 6:36 AM Dec 23

Or maybe just sleep on the couch, Chels? You'd think so, Dominic & Julia, but so far they seem to prefer coming in by curfew. I think it's because our ropes are too short...
Chels Posted at 1:23 AM Dec 23

either that or to transform into a mouse/cat/or something with wings! xD

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Jennifer Rardinlearned all about rifling today. I could so win a game of Trivial Pursuit for Assassins!

Mood:violent

Posted at 7:28 PM Dec 21

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Zombie Kitten Posted at 7:34 PM Dec 21

Haha.
Bitten Anonymous Book Club Posted at 7:30 PM Dec 21

ooo, sounds like fun. =D

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Jennifer Rardinis chatting about Jaz & the holidays over at the blog of Wicked Little Pixie Saturday. Hope you can drop by! http://lnk.ms/4GjJb

Mood:animated

Posted at 4:56 AM Dec 19

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Jennifer Rardinwould love to be part of a conversation where my obvious reply would be, "Ha cha cha!"

Mood:sassy

Posted at 1:57 PM Dec 18

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 2:17 PM Dec 18

Ha cha cha!!! Can't wait!
Roxanne Posted at 2:06 PM Dec 18

LOL How are ya, hussy? We haven't chatted in quite a while. Guess what? Remember that painting I always talked about doing? It's almost done! I'll show you on FB when it's signed and sealed. And I'm told it's HOT! *grin*

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Jennifer Rardinis pretty sure you cannot go wrong with a furry guitar: http://lnk.ms/10PWT

Mood:rockin

Posted at 2:25 PM Dec 17

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Dominic & Julia Posted at 9:15 PM Dec 17

That is awesome
Witche Posted at 8:34 PM Dec 17

as long as PETA leaves you alone...

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Jennifer Rardindrove to the big city all by myself today. So proud! No swearing. No flipping off anyone. It's a lot more peaceful when I leave Mom at home.

Mood:mischievous

Posted at 12:58 AM Dec 17

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Jennifer Rardinis pushing for the invention of a mobile trapdoor. Because you never know when you'll need a fast getaway. Like when your laugh comes out as a snort. Gawd.

Mood:chipper

Posted at 3:02 PM Dec 15

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 12:56 AM Dec 17

Yup!
Chels Posted at 2:04 AM Dec 16

I want one! Think of those akward moments on a date or at family dinners or in class... *shivers* We ALL need one!

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Jennifer Rardinbelieves laughter is the best medicine...and my friends think I need to be heavily medicated!!!

Mood:mischievous

Posted at 2:42 PM Dec 14

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Jennifer Rardinwould be psyched if you'd tune into WQNA 88.3 for my interview at 11 a.m CST tomorrow. Also streaming live at http://lnk.ms/4qkl3!

Mood:cheerful

Posted at 7:19 PM Dec 11

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Dominic & Julia Posted at 11:16 PM Dec 11

I will be tuning in!

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Jennifer Rardinloves the word "arrears." Because it's so serious, and yet it makes me want to giggle.

Mood:breezy

Posted at 10:03 PM Dec 10

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Jennifer Rardinis surrounded by Christmas Trees. Woot!

Mood:animated

Posted at 7:44 PM Dec 9

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Chels Posted at 1:52 AM Dec 10

ooo sounds awesome!

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Jennifer Rardin's mother-in-law passed away Saturday. I'll be back with you later this week or early next. Thanks for your patience!

Posted at 7:09 AM Dec 8

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 7:41 PM Dec 9

Thanks. I'm grateful for your kindness.
Dominic & Julia Posted at 3:23 PM Dec 8

My deepest condolences & prayers for your and yours <3 We will wait patiently for your return =)

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Jennifer Rardin's hubby loves his NFL team so much he's cheering against them so they'll get the #1 draft pick. Now that's loyalty.

Mood:knighted

Posted at 2:10 PM Dec 4

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Dominic & Julia Posted at 7:58 PM Dec 4

That's hilarious!

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Jennifer Rardinthinks it's time to start colonizing space. Gravity-free sports have waited long enough!

Mood:overstimulated

Posted at 3:59 AM Dec 3

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 2:59 AM Dec 4

LOL!
Chels Posted at 1:43 AM Dec 4

Witche I second the no bras!! stupid torture devices

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Jennifer Rardindoesn't get why the beds of trucks come without mattresses.

Mood:cultured

Posted at 2:09 PM Dec 2

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 11:58 PM Dec 2

C'mon government commission money!!
Chontelle. Posted at 9:35 PM Dec 2

that is a very good point. we should investigate!

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Jennifer Rardinknows I've been eating too much chocolate when I start craving salad!

Mood:amused

Posted at 2:17 PM Dec 1

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 6:47 PM Dec 1

Oh, yeah!
Dominic & Julia Posted at 2:22 PM Dec 1

I know I've been eating too much chocolate when I start craving spinach!! But the chocolate is soooo good, isn't it? ;]

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Jennifer Rardincan't remember the last time I jumped into a pile of leaves. But this could be because my yard is full of pine trees.

Mood:adventurous

Posted at 4:19 PM Nov 30

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Jennifer Rardin's daughter just ordered her wedding veil. Gulp!

Mood:(none)

Posted at 5:02 PM Nov 29

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 5:00 AM Nov 30

LOL, Amy Jane! You're so right! Thanks, Chels. She still has plenty of time to plan, but it's finally becoming real to me. They're a terrific couple!
Amy Jane Posted at 8:09 PM Nov 29

Oh that is SO awesome! Jaz would be freaking out right now, wondering if she could put Grief under her dress!

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Jennifer Rardinis researching Valencia. Spain. Oh, baby, Europe is SO calling my name. Maybe if I souped up a jet ski...

Mood:amorous

Posted at 1:36 PM Nov 28

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Jennifer Rardinplayed Munchkin the board game for the first time Wednesday and got my butt kicked by a teddy bear. Hilarious!

Mood:(none)

Posted at 5:04 PM Nov 27

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 7:14 PM Nov 27

It's da bomb!
Dominic & Julia Posted at 7:12 PM Nov 27

I love board games- gonna have to try that one! haha

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Jennifer Rardinis baking pumpkin pies today. I still can't believe food that looks radioactive tastes so delicious!

Mood:hungry

Posted at 1:50 PM Nov 25

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 7:10 PM Nov 27

I'll try Dominic & Julia, but the envelope may ooze! Yum! You too, Witche! So true. I have my engineers working on the transporter as we speak, Chels! In the meantime, hugs your way!
Witche Posted at 5:16 PM Nov 26

Having pumpkin AND sweet potato here. Have a wonderful holiday!

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Jennifer Rardinhas just learned hubby wants to chase tornadoes after we retire. Crap. That's what I get for idly wishing to see a flying cow before I die.

Mood:indescribable

Posted at 2:03 PM Nov 24

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Chels Posted at 12:24 PM Nov 25

You get to live out the movie Twister, that's cool!
BriteEyez12 Posted at 3:31 PM Nov 24

At least retirement will be interesting! :)

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Jennifer Rardinthinks soccer would be a lot more interesting if it was played with bowling balls.

Mood:adventurous

Posted at 2:57 PM Nov 23

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 1:59 PM Nov 24

LOL!
BriteEyez12 Posted at 11:57 PM Nov 23

That would only work with steel-toe boots. But I like it!

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Jennifer Rardinhas learned that "chillax" is the newest word to put people's teeth on edge. Ironic, huh?

Mood:amused

Posted at 2:57 PM Nov 20

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Jennifer Rardinthinks it's weird that some trees lose their leaves for the winter. You'd think they'd want to bundle up.

Mood:curious

Posted at 8:04 PM Nov 19

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Pen Posted at 12:10 AM Nov 20

Down south, like in Texas, there are still trees with green leaves on them. Crazy Right!
Witche Posted at 9:56 PM Nov 19

They know we need to keep warm raking them up...

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Jennifer Rardinhas noticed that mimes are taking less heat for their craft than a few years ago, proving that sometimes it is best to keep quiet.

Mood:jedi

Posted at 2:58 PM Nov 18

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Jennifer Rardinwould pay to see mopeds drag race. Especially if they had pink streamers on their handlebars.

Mood:fabulous

Posted at 2:45 PM Nov 17

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Dominic & Julia Posted at 5:51 PM Nov 17

I would pay to see that too!

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Jennifer Rardinhas actually been warned by my doctor before not to swing from the chandelier. I've gotta get thicker curtains.

Mood:pirate

Posted at 2:24 PM Nov 16

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Jennifer Rardindoesn't know why I wear turtlenecks. They always make me feel like I'm being attacked by a passive-aggressive caterpillar.

Mood:groggy

Posted at 9:12 AM Nov 14

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 2:21 PM Nov 16

LOL!
Witche Posted at 6:51 PM Nov 15

I used to love them but as I got older I noticed they gave my double chin double chins...

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Jennifer Rardinsometimes gets in the mood to play with pliers. Anybody have a laptop you want me to trash?

Mood:devious

Posted at 2:28 PM Nov 12

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Dominic & Julia Posted at 8:12 PM Nov 12

If you're taking ex's... my honey has a few that could use a pinch or two. ;]
Jennifer Rardin Posted at 3:46 PM Nov 12

LOL!

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Jennifer Rardinis chillin' today--but only because I just ate a glassful of ice cubes.

Mood:numb

Posted at 3:04 PM Nov 11

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Jennifer Rardindoesn't like to point fingers, but I'm not sure how else I'm supposed to give directions.

Mood:animated

Posted at 4:00 PM Nov 10

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Jennifer Rardinread that a 35-mile-long crack in Ethiopia will be a new ocean. If we invest now we could have beachfront property in a million years!

Mood:amorous

Posted at 3:17 PM Nov 9

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Jennifer Rardinthinks I'd like to learn a new language. Does anyone know Vulcan?

Mood:logical

Posted at 3:39 PM Nov 6

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 3:16 PM Nov 9

Or what about the language of twins? That's pretty unique!
Chontelle. Posted at 10:56 PM Nov 6

I don't know about the rest of you, but I wanna learn Gaelic.

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Jennifer Rardinis in the mood for dipping cookies in milk. Oreo-o-o!

Mood:warm

Posted at 3:45 PM Nov 5

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 3:38 PM Nov 6

That's a new one on me. But since I'm a peanut butter fanatic, I'll definitely be giving it a try next time!
Dominic & Julia Posted at 7:22 PM Nov 5

I like putting peanut butter on my oreos before dipping them in milk... mmmm... thanks for the idea ;o)

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Jennifer Rardinthinks air kisses haven't caught on, because we know as soon as they did some researcher would discover they cause pneumonia.

Mood:electric

Posted at 2:25 PM Nov 3

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Jennifer Rardindid a signing Sunday where people did not want to win freebies. Only in Illinois!

Mood:confused

Posted at 1:59 PM Nov 2

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 2:26 PM Nov 3

You guys rock!
becca.jane Posted at 6:59 AM Nov 3

Better yet. . . Come to Australia! That would be sooo awesome to promote Bite Marks. Pretty please???

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Jennifer Rardinwonders if I gain weight when I dream of eating cinnamon rolls?

Mood:crazy

Posted at 5:43 PM Oct 28

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 4:33 AM Oct 29

Cool!
Nerd girl Posted at 6:48 PM Oct 28

Lol! That comment made my day!

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Jennifer Rardinthinks being stuck between a rock and a hard place wouldn't suck at all if you were wearing bubblewrap.

Mood:blissful

Posted at 3:12 AM Oct 27

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 4:01 PM Oct 27

LOL!
Witche Posted at 9:51 AM Oct 27

Or stuck between The Rock...that has possibilities...

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Jennifer Rardinis giving a speech Oct. 30 and going retro on the visual aid. Hope my audience knows Demetri Martin.

Mood:amused

Posted at 1:51 PM Oct 23

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Jennifer Rardin's dad used to design and build bridges. Does this make me his substructure?

Mood:confused

Posted at 6:04 PM Oct 22

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Jennifer Rardinwould like to see an alternative to shoelaces. How about garter snakes?

Mood:mischievous

Posted at 3:54 PM Oct 21

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Jennifer Rardinsaw a rubber duckie dressed as a pirate (complete with eyepatch) for Halloween. Everybody guard your tub-boats!

Mood:dorky

Posted at 1:28 PM Oct 20

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 2:00 PM Oct 20

Impressive. I might go if the cockroach was dressed up like a burglar...
Big Loyd Posted at 1:35 PM Oct 20

i saw a cockroach dragging off a turkey at Kmart....never going in there again

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Jennifer Rardinthinks they should have pennant races for sports besides baseball. Like curling.

Mood:full

Posted at 1:46 PM Oct 19

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Jennifer Rardinwould pay to see parrots line-dance.

Mood:bouncy

Posted at 4:09 PM Oct 15

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Jennifer Rardin Posted at 1:48 PM Oct 19

LOL!
Witche Posted at 7:37 PM Oct 18

show me the money honey

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Jennifer Rardinhas just learned that the opposite of spiders is tall buildings. Fascinating!

Mood:frisky

Posted at 2:42 PM Oct 14

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Jennifer Rardinthinks if a movie's bad, the theater patrons ought to be allowed to stand up and start acting out scenes from better movies.

Mood:animated

Posted at 12:18 PM Oct 13

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Jennifer Rardinreally thinks trick-or-treat should be stretched to at least age sixty.

Mood:gallant

Posted at 1:11 PM Oct 12

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