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Will Sasso
Will SassoI'm never here anymore so please feel free to catch up with me on Twitter:http://lnk.ms/04Z79 or Facebook:http://lnk.ms/1qvjbPosted at 8:25 AM Oct 29
Mood: handsome
  • SUPERFLY
    SUPERFLY Posted at 2:41 AM Nov 25
    Facebook=shit.
  • Jennifer
    Jennifer Posted at 10:32 PM Oct 29
    I know where to find you...you sexy man you. Hee hee.
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Will SassoI'm never here so try me here: http://lnk.ms/04Z79 or here: http://lnk.ms/1qvjb
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Posted at 7:55 AM Oct 29
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Will SassoI'm never here so try me here: http://lnk.ms/1qvjb or here: http://lnk.ms/04Z79
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Posted at 1:03 AM Sep 16
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  • Marti
    Marti Posted at 4:19 PM Oct 7
    funnn! hey if you have extra time today take a look at this news article, ive been following it and already made $57 today. easyy y money! open your web browser and type in: Tech9News .com
  • Source the Globe
    Source the Globe Posted at 2:53 AM Oct 5
    niceee, hey i received a owsjk $319 check in the mail the other day if you are looking for extra $$$ type in your web browser and read main article: Chan3News .com
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Will SassoHere's a fun thing for you to try: When you're about to do something... Stop. Don't do that thing. Instead, do the opposite of that thing.
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Posted at 11:18 PM Aug 28
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  • Brian
    Brian Posted at 3:26 PM Sep 2
    I was guna go to the restroom but under the advice of you i didnt and now i have a bladder infection. Thanks Will, youre the best...
  • Heather Dailey
    Heather Dailey Posted at 8:41 PM Aug 31
    if this were facebook i would "like" this status. :)
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Will SassoTwo nice people being total assholes on a red carpet. http://lnk.ms/01FWL
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Posted at 11:50 PM Aug 19
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  • Jameson
    Jameson Posted at 11:44 AM Aug 20
    that was awesome!
  • C
    C Posted at 5:57 AM Aug 20
    Great stuff!
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Will SassoIs it okay to share that I feel very fortunate to have such awesome people in my life or should I just stick to dick and fart jokes on here?
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Posted at 7:42 PM Aug 10
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  • The One and Only
    The One and Only Posted at 5:52 PM Aug 19
    I think you should show your appreciation for the great things in your life. It's a good thing.
  • Alex
    Alex Posted at 8:39 PM Aug 18
    It was long and tedious but I finally stole all of the points I could steal from you, Will Sasso, in that stupid Coolest Friends app, took about a month! People kept helping you it seems. Have a great day.
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Will SassoHere's a fun thing to try: When someone says, "I resemble that remark," punch that person as hard as you can in the center of their face.
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Posted at 1:48 AM Aug 8
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  • Cartoonist of Pennsylvania- Frank H.
    Cartoonist of Pennsylvania- Frank H. Posted at 10:12 PM Aug 10
    I will do it !! BUT... then afterwards I will remember why I was brainwashed by you while they are slapping on the cuffs, and then later while I'm being violated by one inmate after another in a dark corner of the prison yard....
  • Jennifer
    Jennifer Posted at 11:01 PM Aug 8
    O.K., I am sure it will feel good too.
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Will SassoIf you haven't seen this,http://lnk.ms/1Tz03, close it and rent the whole thing tonight. I'll be watching my copy. RIP John Hughes.
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Posted at 12:23 AM Aug 7
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  • Peace Out Myspace, Its Been Real....
    Peace Out Myspace, Its Been Real.... Posted at 3:41 PM Aug 7
    My all time favorite movie is The Breakfast Club, and it sucks that the genius behind it has passed...
  • =DejalouieLove=
    =DejalouieLove= Posted at 8:23 AM Aug 7
    :Awe man, i love john candy , and planes trains and automobiles is my favorites, i always feel so sad for him at the end but im glad he was finally wanted.
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Will SassoNew at Hamfatter: "Farting Benjamin - Episode Two"http://lnk.ms/03cf0
Mood:handsome
Posted at 11:36 PM Aug 5
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  • james
    james Posted at 1:06 AM Aug 7
    thats a good question what do sir william say??????????
  • Brian
    Brian Posted at 2:32 PM Aug 6
    Does sir william actually read these comments?
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Will SassoIt's Tuesday. Time for "Will Sasso's Tuesday Tip!" Today's Tuesday Tip: "Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight."
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Posted at 2:19 AM Aug 5
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  • Mary Grace
    Mary Grace Posted at 2:54 PM Aug 5
    but, isnt that wang chung's tip
  • amy
    amy Posted at 11:33 AM Aug 5
    is that the name of someones balls wang and chung?
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Will SassoNew at Hamfatter - "Heartwarming Sitcom Theme"http://lnk.ms/02h6m
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Posted at 2:37 AM Aug 4
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  • Two Guys From Hell
    Two Guys From Hell Posted at 10:10 AM Aug 4
    You CREATE a winning SitCom and WATCH all the money that will roll in. Screw acting, Screw writing. CREATE. Create and stand back and enjoy your bank statements.
  • FUNY GUY 09
    FUNY GUY 09 Posted at 6:46 AM Aug 4
    YOUR BIGEST FAN
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Will SassoI woke up today feeling compelled to IMDB Dwight Schultz. Dwight Schultz is a terrific actor. I miss Dwight Schultz. Where's Dwight Schultz?
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Posted at 4:47 PM Aug 2
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  • Two Guys From Hell
    Two Guys From Hell Posted at 7:27 AM Aug 3
    He is hanging with real celebrities over at the A-Team headquarters.
  • Some Guy With a Pen
    Some Guy With a Pen Posted at 10:17 PM Aug 2
    Will, just because I LOVE everything you do, and to this day cannot say the word 'hi' without wanting to follow it up with a drunken Kenny Rogers impersonation, I'll let you know that he does cartoon voices. He does an AMAZING amount of great, fantastic cartoon voices!
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Will SassoNew video at HF -http://lnk.ms/1RVPx
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Posted at 11:03 PM Jul 31
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  • Two Guys From Hell
    Two Guys From Hell Posted at 5:28 PM Aug 1
    Is this that Erin Andrew peeping Tom tape? SHAME on you!
  • C
    C Posted at 7:07 AM Aug 1
    Isiah 1:23 - And the Ewoks shall come among thee. Greet them and lead them into the Hakbuh. Then cook them well, for their meat is foul and of worm and maladies.
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Will SassoHey naked guys at my gym, you don't need to be naked to text and get your keys and etc at your locker. Ps. HF 2.0http://lnk.ms/01FWL
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Posted at 12:10 AM Jul 31
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  • GÖⒶT SMⒶSH!
    GÖⒶT SMⒶSH! Posted at 10:52 PM Jul 31
    I agree! I work at a gym and I gotta put up with that every time I gotta go to the can!
  • *BiTcHiCa*
    *BiTcHiCa* Posted at 3:51 PM Jul 31
    wow, just..wow
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Will SassoHamfatter 2.0 is up and running. http://lnk.ms/1Qstg
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Posted at 7:32 AM Jul 30
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  • C
    C Posted at 6:53 PM Jul 30
    "For Christ sake" looks funny. I really enjoy Will Sasso when he does more "high brow" humor (sarcastic, political, edgy stuff, portrayed from quirky odd characters).
  • Teì®eÝ
    Teì®eÝ Posted at 5:05 PM Jul 30
    ...Handsome and Funny...A sexy combination!
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Will SassoThe new HAMFATTER.COM launches tonight at midnight. I'm going to sacrifice an animal endowed with hoof and horn in honor of the old site.
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Posted at 9:31 PM Jul 29
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  • Posted at 6:35 AM Jul 30
    It is almost midnight. We have come to view the sacrifice.
  • Posted at 11:31 PM Jul 29
    COOL!
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Will Sassohttp://lnk.ms/1PBwv - Been a while since me and my good pals hung out at a pool with a gang of douchebags, so... yeah.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 12:42 AM Jul 27
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  • C
    C Posted at 5:41 AM Jul 27
    look at all this f@ckin' spam. What the f@ck.
  • Kenney
    Kenney Posted at 5:30 AM Jul 27
    who cares
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Will SassoFixed something, grilled something, sweat like a fat prostitute walking a desert highway at noon, and used WD-40 twice. That's a manly day.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 1:13 AM Jul 26
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  • sunburnt 17
    sunburnt 17 Posted at 10:52 PM Jul 27
    So how much are you charging these days? LOL..
  • Erich
    Erich Posted at 9:55 PM Jul 26
    LMFAO!!!!
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Will SassoMy worst fears were just realized as I rode my bicycle through Griffith Park. I made... a "bike pal." No shaking him. Fast rider and talker.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 9:28 PM Jul 25
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  • derekjayelives
    derekjayelives Posted at 12:54 AM Jul 26
    Nice.. You can never have too many friends. ha. Was he even familiar with your work or just really into biker shorts?
  • motionless at lightspeed
    motionless at lightspeed Posted at 11:57 PM Jul 25
    take a spolk jammer next time
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Will SassoI sat in my yard, writing funny stuff on my laptop and all day. Drinking from the hose. Naked. Locked myself out of the house this morning.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 2:23 AM Jul 25
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  • rock
    rock Posted at 4:33 PM Jul 25
    Normality is a trip, isnt it Will? LOL
  • Audra
    Audra Posted at 2:08 PM Jul 25
    sounds like "good times" LOL
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Will SassoSo I was riding my bicycle super fast down a steep hill and a bug hit my face really hard. Also, I like sushi. Ps.http://http://lnk.ms/1J3x7
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Posted at 11:28 PM Jul 20
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Will SassoIt's Monday, time for you to read this sentence. But not this one. Or this one. Someday you're gonna die. One. Ps. http://lnk.ms/1J3x7
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Posted at 8:45 PM Jul 20
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Will SassoThe red band trailer for "For Christ's Sake." Everyone involved is going to hell. Especially the producers (me).http://lnk.ms/157td
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Posted at 12:00 AM Jul 17
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  • The Sandman™
    The Sandman™ Posted at 2:36 AM Jul 17
    they diabled your link the basturds
  • jamie
    jamie Posted at 12:58 AM Jul 17
    hey Will, didn't you do a Wilford Brimley (diabetes guy) parody? i'd love to find that video!
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Will SassoQ: Could I have scheduled more work to take place in my backyard at the exact same time, right now, at this moment, currently? A: No.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 9:55 PM Jul 16
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  • Brian
    Brian Posted at 10:57 PM Jul 16
    Hey, its a great oppertunity to learn some new spanish. The bright side, thats where im always looking
  • >Beautiful Strangler< (H.R.C.C.)
    >Beautiful Strangler< (H.R.C.C.) Posted at 10:27 PM Jul 16
    i get confused when you make jokes i feel lost and scared waaaah
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Will SassoIf you have short hair and a long beard, I either really hate the kind of music you listen to or really love it. No in between. Zero.
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Posted at 12:56 AM Jul 16
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  • Jennifer
    Jennifer Posted at 9:47 PM Jul 16
    So when are you gonna have your own show Willypoo?
  • Becky and Ed
    Becky and Ed Posted at 1:03 PM Jul 16
    You must know my brother...
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Will SassoI like it when people that aren't supposed to hang out together hang out together.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 4:37 PM Jul 15
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  • Posted at 6:08 AM Jul 16
    I agree. It's very amusing to me how people who are total opposites according to society can hang and be totally at ease.
  • Moka*ROka*Pinay™
    Moka*ROka*Pinay™ Posted at 12:45 AM Jul 16
    Okay, so why do you keep turning me down? Oh whatever! lol
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Will SassoIt's Tuesday. Time for "Will Sasso's Tuesday Tip!" Today's Tuesday Tip: Don't be a fucking cock!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 1:50 AM Jul 15
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  • Posted at 6:18 AM Jul 16
    very good tip! Should be a motto for some!
  • **eVa**
    **eVa** Posted at 3:47 PM Jul 15
    ....its wednesday now.....
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Will SassoI'm all super ready to totally... do... some stuff.
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Posted at 8:42 PM Jul 14
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  • John Mayo
    John Mayo Posted at 1:51 AM Jul 15
    don't roll ur stuff too tight...doesn't smoke well <SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSllllll~~~~~~~
  • TOMMY G
    TOMMY G Posted at 1:28 AM Jul 15
    u must be ready to fuck shit up. did u ever know Chris Farley?
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Will Sassohttp://lnk.ms/12TWl - weeeeeeeeeNNOOOAAAAFFFFFUCK! M'FACE! M'PRETTYFACE!!
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Posted at 6:56 PM Jul 13
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Will SassoThe written word is seldom able to convey sarcasm... unless you use more vowels... like this... "For meeee? Oh, thaaaank you soooo muuuuch!"
Mood:handsome
Posted at 12:23 AM Jul 13
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  • KIB♪
    KIB♪ Posted at 12:36 PM Jul 13
    whateverrrr!
  • Posted at 11:56 AM Jul 13
    No is weinermobile. Is BURGERMOBILE !
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Will SassoI want the same thing you want... a country chick with a nice ass that likes sports.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 11:46 PM Jul 12
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  • Captain Howdy
    Captain Howdy Posted at 12:23 AM Jul 13
    hi im kenny rogers and welcome to jackass
  • SugarTitz
    SugarTitz Posted at 12:15 AM Jul 13
    How true...as long as she has ALL her teeth, or absolutely none! LOL
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Will Sasso"not to conquer, but to share in the view."
Mood:handsome
Posted at 3:05 AM Jul 9
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  • Laura Manzo Nassraway
    Laura Manzo Nassraway Posted at 12:09 AM Jul 11
    sharing is good. always good
  • Mary Grace
    Mary Grace Posted at 1:18 PM Jul 9
    Will , when is your new sitcom coming on? Any word yet? :)
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Will Sassobeach cruiser biked from Venice to Redondo and back (33miles) just because. special "fuck yourself" goes to my pal Johann who's idea it was.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 3:18 AM Jul 6
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Will SassoI've been going to the gym most mornings of the week for the past decade and I'm still chubby. but at least I'm in pain too. k, here I go...
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Posted at 5:03 PM Jul 2
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  • .equ.
    .equ. Posted at 2:56 AM Jul 6
    nicee hope you had a good weekend. hey i got paid iezebhhmdtyr $210 today if you need extra money this summer its real easy goto http://lnk.ms/0tJb5
  • Carsrmythangudig?
    Carsrmythangudig? Posted at 12:27 AM Jul 6
    hey hope you had a great mrlgxbsxy weekend! i made about $270 today in hour of work if you need extra mony check out: http://lnk.ms/0tM4Y
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Will Sassoin the history of modern civilization, there's really only been five or six original ideas. the rest are imitations. fact. prove me wrong.
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Posted at 10:11 PM Jul 1
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  • Lance
    Lance Posted at 8:39 AM Jul 2
    1. the wheel 2. animals for transportation/labor 3. writing 4. machinery 5. flight 6. astronomy 7. mathematics 8. oral sex 9. anal sex YOU ARE WRONG!!!
  • benny blanco
    benny blanco Posted at 4:44 AM Jul 2
    Sassos rule
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Will Sassolet's cut the shit... I'm totally naked right now.
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Posted at 11:37 PM Jun 30
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  • John Mayo
    John Mayo Posted at 11:24 PM Jul 3
    strip solitare....lol
  • bob
    bob Posted at 7:00 PM Jul 1
    did you lose at strip solitaire again???
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Will SassoTwisted Sister's 25th Anniversary Edition of Stay Hungry makes me realize two things: 1. I'm old. 2. I had awesome musical taste at nine.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 7:27 PM Jun 29
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  • Kal-El
    Kal-El Posted at 11:42 PM Jun 30
    25 years? are you sure!? Man I'm old! :P
  • Sandra~Jaz
    Sandra~Jaz Posted at 3:23 PM Jun 30
    So.... You are a 'Handsome Oldie with Good Taste'. Better that.. than..'An Ugly, Oldie with Bad Taste'. Keep on-keeping on! You have no idea..what (wonders & adventures )await you. Slap your little 'butt' & go outside & enjoy the day! ~Peace~
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Will Sasso...fuck.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 9:59 PM Jun 25
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  • Posted at 2:18 AM Jun 28
    such a potty mouth. ~~~~
  • Laura Manzo Nassraway
    Laura Manzo Nassraway Posted at 2:55 AM Jun 27
    you know it
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Will Sassowow... who's next?
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Posted at 9:57 PM Jun 25
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Will Sasso"the whole country's copped an attitude from sea to sneering sea but look out... for you are what you hate." - King Straggler
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Posted at 9:09 PM Jun 25
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  • Keola~Larkeola~
    Keola~Larkeola~ Posted at 9:48 PM Jun 25
    EVERYONE WHO READS THIS: ADD ME!
  • jay
    jay Posted at 9:34 PM Jun 25
    I hate racists, homophobes. OMG! Have I become a racist homophobe?
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Will Sassospeak softly and carry a fifty pound sledgehammer coated in dried blood and wet shit.
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Posted at 11:03 PM Jun 24
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  • Cawtgrinnen
    Cawtgrinnen Posted at 1:55 PM Jun 25
    Will are you smashing chickens again?
  • *BiTcHiCa*
    *BiTcHiCa* Posted at 1:49 PM Jun 25
    all the jonas brothers are vaginas
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Will Sasso"maybe not from the sources you have poured yours, maybe not from the directions you are staring at." - Björk
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Posted at 6:38 PM Jun 24
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  • Moka*ROka*Pinay™
    Moka*ROka*Pinay™ Posted at 7:09 AM Jun 25
    lol at "Steve"
  • Frame
    Frame Posted at 10:12 PM Jun 24
    So true... so very true.........
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Will Sassohighly specific MySpace status updates are foolish and inefficient. eg: "hey Lyle, thanks for the tacos. can't wait for thursday." see?
Mood:handsome
Posted at 12:39 AM Jun 23
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  • Looking For Anwers
    Looking For Anwers Posted at 6:34 PM Jun 23
    hey lol you wanna make some extra ynvmhal money each day read this site http://lnk.ms/0Zry3 i got a check today for $117 cant complain took about 45 minutes of my time
  • *BiTcHiCa*
    *BiTcHiCa* Posted at 1:43 PM Jun 23
    wait...wat? tacos? wheres is this lyle dude wit the tacos? i just want a taco...taco
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Will SassoI want my own breakfast cereal. "Sass-O's." it will be bright blue in color, taste like meat and be really really hard to chew. goodbye.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 8:45 PM Jun 19
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Will Sassoeveryone needs an awesome catchphrase. I'm trying this one out: "fuck you, cocksucker." haha! awesome catchphrase!
Mood:handsome
Posted at 4:02 AM Jun 19
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Will Sassomy trainer hit me in the face today. three times. and once in the ribs. he wasn't wearing gloves. that's all I got.
Mood:handsome
Posted at 11:21 PM Jun 17
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  • Simplicit-E
    Simplicit-E Posted at 6:06 PM Jun 18
    You probably deserved it...no?
  • rock
    rock Posted at 4:31 PM Jun 18
    the best way to handle that is to do your Stone Cold routine on him- hey, lets train 2gether bro!
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Will Sassosports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports sports.
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Posted at 8:35 PM Jun 15
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  • KIB♪
    KIB♪ Posted at 4:20 AM Jun 17
    those who can, do. those who can't watch days of our lives!!
  • *BiTcHiCa*
    *BiTcHiCa* Posted at 2:45 PM Jun 16
    strops, rots ps, ports s, torps s, all things that sound more exciting than sports. o snap..snap.
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Will Sassoask me how I feel right now. here I'll do it for you... You: "how do you feel right now, Will?" Me: "I'm feeling pretty good, thanks."
Mood:handsome
Posted at 11:38 PM Jun 14
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  • Moon
    Moon Posted at 5:57 PM Jun 15
    You: Wut up? Me: Thanks for caring.
  • Paul!
    Paul! Posted at 5:37 AM Jun 15
    Will you tha man!
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Will SassoI came upstairs for some reason. can't remember what. maybe updating a social networking website will help. KEYS! it worked.
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Posted at 12:45 AM Jun 14
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  • brodie
    brodie Posted at 1:33 PM Jun 14
    wow... thats dirty
  • **CHRISTINE**
    **CHRISTINE** Posted at 7:50 AM Jun 14
    WIll...Sorry to tell you. You are one of THE finest bastards I have ever seen on Reg...tele.....YOU"RE HOT. YOU ARE DA SHIT. And my bed is not so far away.....coooome find me!!!!!!!
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Will SassoI don't like to talk shit but... nah, I'll just keep it to myself.
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Posted at 9:42 PM Jun 12
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  • *BiTcHiCa*
    *BiTcHiCa* Posted at 2:39 PM Jun 13
    psh
  • MaNee
    MaNee Posted at 7:32 AM Jun 13
    say it! Damn! Blast!
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