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Kim's....not all there
Kim's....not all there:"He said 'I'm not going to pay you now, but on your death bed you will reach total enlightenment'...so I've got that going for me"Posted at 11:44 AM Oct 19
Mood: weird
Kim's....not all there: "She's not my girlfriend. I respect her as a client, an artist, and a woman who sleeps above the covers...4' above the covers.
Mood:weird
Posted at 7:38 PM Sep 6
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Kim's....not all thereand is till quoting movies: "Where do these stairs go?" "They go up."
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:05 AM Aug 27
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Kim's....not all thereand is till quoting movies: "It's effing good cause it's effing Christal. Everything else is piss."
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:38 AM Aug 20
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Kim's....not all there"The good book says, when a man eats a chicken...one of them is sick." "Where does is say that?" "Well...there's something about a chicken."
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:33 AM Aug 19
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting movies: "Smite me oh mighty smiter!!"
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:39 AM Aug 17
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Kim's....not all there"I got a share in this, what do I get if we don't get paid. Let's see, 10% of nothin, into nothin, cary the 0....."
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:27 AM Aug 13
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Kim's....not all there...."Testin'...Can you hear me Captain?" "I'm standing right here." "You're comin' in loud and clear." "That's cus I'm standing right here."
Mood:weird
Posted at 12:34 PM Jul 25
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting: "You can't drive a forklift!" "Oh, I can drive any forken thing around."
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Posted at 11:47 AM Jul 7
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting: "Do me a favor and switch to decaf." "I don't drink coffee, sir." "Then hit yourself over the head with a baseball bat before you see me."
Mood:weird
Posted at 9:47 AM Jun 4
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting: "I know what dude I am. I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude."
Mood:weird
Posted at 10:54 AM May 19
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting: "Why is that toy on your head?" "Cause if I wear it anywhere else it chaffs"
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:02 AM May 13
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting: "Why is that toy on your head?" "Cause if I wear it anywhere else it chaffes."
Mood:weird
Posted at 10:53 AM May 13
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting: "...I'm going to stick my fist so far up your s**thole, any thoughts you have will have to tip toe by my wedding ring."
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:11 AM May 6
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting:"Pump the brakes kid. That man is a national treasure."
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:07 AM Apr 28
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting:"If you douse me again when I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to City College."
Mood:weird
Posted at 10:43 AM Apr 24
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting:"Would you mind not shooting at the Thermo Nuclear Weapons?"
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:23 AM Apr 17
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting:"No, don't jump in the pool Engelbert. You'll flood the valley."
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Posted at 10:55 AM Apr 6
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting:"Mr. Dent. Do you know how much damage this buldozer would incur if I were to let it drive right over you?" "How much?" "None at all."
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Posted at 10:59 AM Mar 31
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting moives:"Would someone tell me what the sam hill a woman is doing runing that ship?" "Maybe she's got her ship together."
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:10 AM Mar 25
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting moives:"Would someone tell me what the same hill a woman is doing runing that ship?" "Maybe she's got her ship together."
Mood:weird
Posted at 10:49 AM Mar 23
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Kim's....not all therePraise God for window's updates....I got my computer back.
Mood:thankful
Posted at 2:00 PM Mar 18
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting movies: "Rule number 6: There is no RULE SIX."
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:38 AM Feb 20
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting movies: "Do you prefer Blondes or Burnettes?" "Well....as long as the collar matches the cuffs...."
Mood:weird
Posted at 12:13 PM Feb 13
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting movies: "Do you mind if my friend sits here? She just dead."
Mood:weird
Posted at 11:55 AM Feb 12
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Kim's....not all thereand is still quoting movies: "You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I am a mystery."
Mood:weird
Posted at 1:09 PM Jan 31
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