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Pluperfect Nemo™
Pluperfect Nemo™"I am not altogether on anybody's side, because nobody is altogether on my side."Posted 11 hours ago
Mood: geeky
Pluperfect Nemo™Happy Thanksgiving! I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Mood:festive
Posted at 8:57 PM Nov 26
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Pluperfect Nemo™The world is a vampire...
Mood:cynical
Posted at 7:29 PM Nov 25
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Pluperfect Nemo™Today's the sesquicentennial of the publication of "Origin of Species" - woo-hoo!
Mood:contemplative
Posted at 6:13 PM Nov 24
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Pluperfect Nemo™Boing boing boing... bouncing through the short week...
Mood:bored
Posted at 2:03 AM Nov 24
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Pluperfect Nemo™The night is my companion And solitude my guide
Mood:introspective
Posted at 7:50 AM Nov 16
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Pluperfect Nemo™We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, Running over the same old ground.
Mood:introspective
Posted at 6:25 AM Nov 7
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Pluperfect Nemo™Don't let it rest on the President's desk, rock the house!
Mood:party
Posted at 7:00 AM Nov 3
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Pluperfect Nemo™Hmmm hmmm hmmm.
Mood:awake
Posted at 3:24 AM Nov 3
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Pluperfect Nemo™I am the pumpkin king!
Mood:chipper
Posted at 2:37 AM Oct 30
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Pluperfect Nemo™"What makes you think you're something special when you smile?"
Mood:chipper
Posted at 10:57 PM Oct 28 from Mobile
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Pluperfect Nemo™Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. - Dale Carnegie
Mood:chipper
Posted at 7:39 AM Oct 25
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Pluperfect Nemo™WEEKEND!
Mood:chipper
Posted at 2:27 AM Oct 24
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Pluperfect Nemo™"Yippee kai yay, motherfucker!"
Mood:chipper
Posted at 4:47 AM Oct 23
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Pluperfect Nemo™We do not have the right to not be offended.
Mood:chipper
Posted at 8:12 AM Oct 17 from Mobile
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Pluperfect Nemo™If Jesus died Friday evening and came back Sunday morning... that's less than a day and a half. Three days would be Monday!
Mood:amused
Posted at 7:32 AM Oct 16
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Pluperfect Nemo™Can't touch the Invisible Man...
Mood:amused
Posted at 5:04 AM Oct 14
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Pluperfect Nemo™I am the eggman...
Mood:amused
Posted at 3:52 AM Oct 10
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Pluperfect Nemo™Yippee-ki-ay, mother-f*...
Mood:amused
Posted at 3:31 AM Oct 10
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Pluperfect Nemo™Because it's dull, you idiot, it'll hurt more.
Mood:EEEvil
Posted at 3:20 AM Oct 10
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Pluperfect Nemo™la la la
Mood:looney
Posted at 3:16 AM Oct 9
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Pluperfect Nemo™WTF?
Mood:pissed
Posted at 3:26 AM Oct 8
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Pluperfect Nemo™"This girl is blinding you with her shiny hair and her boob-shaped boobs!"
Mood:HIMYM
Posted at 4:29 AM Oct 6
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Pluperfect Nemo™Take it easy. Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
Mood:trippy
Posted at 5:24 AM Oct 3
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Pluperfect Nemo™Oh, why does everything I whip leave me?
Mood:trippy
Posted at 4:22 AM Sep 28
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Pluperfect Nemo™Release the hounds...
Mood:trippy
Posted at 4:07 AM Sep 28
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Pluperfect Nemo™This is a madhouse, feels like being cloned...
Mood:trippy
Posted at 6:13 AM Sep 20 from Mobile
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Pluperfect Nemo™When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide Where I stop an turn an I go for a ride Till I get to the bottom an I see u again
Mood:ecstatic
Posted at 5:07 AM Sep 17
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Pluperfect Nemo™We were talking about the space between us allAnd the people who hide themselves behind a wall of illusionNever glimpse the truth...
Mood:ecstatic
Posted at 3:35 PM Sep 14
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Pluperfect Nemo™Fuck Kanye.
Mood:(none)
Posted at 6:05 AM Sep 14
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  • Pieté
    Pieté Posted at 1:53 PM Sep 14
    What a fucking Idiot~ I hear ya Keith!
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Pluperfect Nemo™Another MySpace friend drops out.
Posted at 5:05 AM Sep 14
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Pluperfect Nemo™Visiting Freddie in hospital.
Posted at 12:46 AM Sep 14 from Mobile
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Pluperfect Nemo™Power's back. Whew!
Mood:tired
Posted at 9:01 AM Sep 13
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Pluperfect Nemo™Lightning struck a few yards away. once again, my phone makes a great flashlight!
Mood:tired
Posted at 1:15 PM Sep 12 from Mobile
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Pluperfect Nemo™Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick
Mood:Hahahah! (guess)
Posted at 2:03 AM Sep 9
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Pluperfect Nemo™I've got the strangest feeling that somewhere a pirate and a parrot are arguing about me... and the parrot's winning.
Mood:barnacled
Posted at 12:07 AM Sep 7
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  • Bernard
    Bernard Posted at 8:41 PM Sep 7
    I'm sure as soon as the pirate realized that he was losing, he looked at hhe parrot and thought "hmmm...I'll bet I could make a tasty dinner out of you:
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Pluperfect Nemo™If you get sick, you should be able to see a doctor.
Posted at 3:43 AM Sep 4
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  • Pluperfect Nemo™
    Pluperfect Nemo™ Posted at 4:40 AM Sep 6
    I don't think Hippocrates expected to live 2469 years, so founding medicine and establishing a code of ethics was probably its own reward.
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    Pluperfect Nemo™ Posted at 10:45 PM Sep 4
    Well, Hypocrates would appreciate it...
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Pluperfect Nemo™How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Mood:blah
Posted at 2:10 AM Sep 3
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Pluperfect Nemo™: How do you know that you know what you think you know?
Mood:snarky
Posted at 4:22 AM Aug 31
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Pluperfect Nemo™Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart
Mood:snarky
Posted at 1:24 AM Aug 29
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Pluperfect Nemo™Bodies like toys bargain for favors / The gift of sacrifice...
Mood:tired
Posted at 6:15 AM Aug 28
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Pluperfect Nemo™Laughter sipped away tears of stone, Introducing spies to shadows...
Mood:tired
Posted at 3:53 AM Aug 27
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Pluperfect Nemo™Dammit, Cartman, stop saying "hella"!
Mood:tired
Posted at 7:27 AM Aug 26
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Pluperfect Nemo™Here come the jesters, 1-2-3...
Mood:(none)
Posted at 3:16 AM Aug 26
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Pluperfect Nemo™18,000 US citizens die every year needlessly, because they can't access the care they require. That's equivalent to six 9/11s, every year...
Mood:concerned
Posted at 6:48 AM Aug 25
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Pluperfect Nemo™Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird
Mood:goofy
Posted at 8:31 PM Aug 24
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  • Pluperfect Nemo™
    Pluperfect Nemo™ Posted at 2:09 AM Aug 25
    Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch"
  • @_@ [d@z3d n c0nFu§3d]
    @_@ [d@z3d n c0nFu§3d] Posted at 10:51 PM Aug 24
    Surrender surrender don't give yourself away....
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Pluperfect Nemo™I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... stranger.
Mood:goofy
Posted at 5:54 AM Aug 24
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  • Lady Muse
    Lady Muse Posted at 3:16 PM Aug 24
    *cheers!!!!!!* Long live the Joker!
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Pluperfect Nemo™Weekend plans changed and changed again...
Mood:enthralled
Posted at 6:15 PM Aug 22
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  • Pluperfect Nemo™
    Pluperfect Nemo™ Posted at 4:22 AM Aug 23
    If nautical nonsense be something you wish then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
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Pluperfect Nemo™Why do green tea flavored sodas and waters taste like brown tea?
Mood:confused
Posted at 4:32 AM Aug 20
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Pluperfect Nemo™There are no measurements in infinity. You humans have got such limited little minds. I don't know why I like you so much.
Mood:amused
Posted at 5:06 AM Aug 14
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