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ʎeuʇiɥʍ
ʎeuʇiɥʍthe more i drink the baileys the better it tastesPosted 23 hours ago from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍWhy is the military channel more history than the history channel (Paris 1919 vs Ancient Aliens) Things that make you go HMMMM
Posted 23 hours ago from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi dont think i'll be able to move tomorrow; the snow kicked my ass hard
Posted 23 hours ago from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍyea i lol'd
Posted at 11:21 PM Dec 25 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍomg neighbour across the street trying to light snow on fire
Posted at 11:16 PM Dec 25 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍalas i am slain by snow
Posted at 6:50 PM Dec 25 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍwhy is my battery/surge protector making clicking noises....what.
Posted at 3:44 PM Dec 24 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍholy crap the previews for russia's songs are ADORABLE.
Posted at 5:12 AM Dec 24 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍbetter get on that
Posted at 9:36 PM Dec 23 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍoh right i was supposed to draw something today
Posted at 9:36 PM Dec 23 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍthe dvr deleted all of my movies...i am so depressed now
Posted at 5:11 AM Dec 23 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍremember when i used to get away with not drawing hands? siiigh
Posted at 5:18 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍre-read some of my past journal entries...i used to be so articulate
Posted at 4:50 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍthe bird sadchirped today when i told him he looked like batman. i am not sure what this means
Posted at 4:28 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍdaaaw my old neighbours had their baby. she's so tiny ;o; bout the size of a porcelain doll~
Posted at 12:29 AM Dec 22 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍhomemade bailey's irish cream...yeah, i can dig that
Posted at 11:30 PM Dec 20 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍgot my hair cut...its all cute and fluffy again! yaaaaay
Posted at 11:13 PM Dec 20 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍhalf the time i cant even remember my own zipcode sigh
Posted at 5:27 AM Dec 19 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍwhen i get bored i recite poems at people
Posted at 3:52 AM Dec 19 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi didnt bruise from giving blood this time...that chick from obi was good!
Posted at 10:18 PM Dec 18 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍMUST FIND KITTEN. I WANT A MEOWMEOW
Posted at 10:55 PM Dec 17 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍoww my arm i cant bend it D: darn you OBI you've won this round
Posted at 5:00 PM Dec 17 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi may as well get the bird a phone he likes to talk so much
Posted at 9:27 PM Dec 16 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍthe door can see into your mine THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL
Posted at 6:36 PM Dec 14 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi am losing my voice wth i dont even talk that much
Posted at 6:06 PM Dec 14 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍlol charlie the unicorn 3...haha its THE DOOR
Posted at 5:18 AM Dec 14 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍexpress yourself through tweets
Posted at 3:08 AM Dec 14 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍwont answer that phone either
Posted at 3:05 AM Dec 14 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍthe rosemary is missing...scrambled eggs are not scrambled eggs without rosemary!
Posted at 6:16 AM Dec 8 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi killed a cricket and i liked it >:3
Posted at 1:38 AM Dec 8 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍahhhh i'm covered in bees ahhhh
Posted at 11:07 PM Dec 5 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍok, UP was pretty adorable....i wish my bird was as awesome :O
Posted at 5:22 AM Dec 5 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍpicture yourself on a boat in a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Posted at 2:22 AM Dec 5 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍha i just beat the snot out of someone from my old guild...yeah, i've still got it
Posted at 11:28 PM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍhe rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin :|
Posted at 5:27 AM Dec 4 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍwhy so cold december
Posted at 10:16 PM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi think i am going to print out colbert's dont be an icehole maple leaf and mail it to my sister for lulz
Posted at 5:30 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi hate it when people passive-aggressively chew me out. it makes me rebellious and not fun to be around, so dont do it guys
Posted at 5:13 AM Dec 3 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍhow does one convince a 9 yr old not to fail her classes
Posted at 9:28 PM Dec 2 from Twitter
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  • Mary
    Mary Posted at 9:52 PM Dec 2
    you know.. i could ask that same thing!! my nephew is failing his
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ʎeuʇiɥʍyou guys i cant even join the peace corps without a BA degree. what does the world want from me >:|
Posted at 8:28 PM Dec 2 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍsometimes you just want to get in your car and drive to long johns and get a fish taco.
Posted at 10:00 PM Dec 1 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍo war. it's just god's way of teaching americans geography...ilu jon stewart :O
Posted at 8:28 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi'd never be able to do art on the lappy...the colours are all wrong and it's way too bright :|
Posted at 12:08 AM Dec 1 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍone does not simply walk into walmart
Posted at 9:48 PM Nov 30 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi can blame canada for whatever i want
Posted at 2:18 AM Nov 30 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi enjoy nailguns
Posted at 6:03 AM Nov 29 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍroses are red violets are blue; in soviet russia, poem write you.
Posted at 6:33 AM Nov 28 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi have been with gandalf on many a journey if never one so dark
Posted at 1:49 AM Nov 28 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍthe house was just invaded by people who may or may not be family...hurry, take shelter!
Posted at 11:11 PM Nov 25 from Twitter
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ʎeuʇiɥʍi dont think i'll be able to say the pledge without using 'indivisibizzle' ever again
Posted at 11:36 PM Nov 24 from Twitter
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