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Mr. Satanism
Mr. SatanismYou fool! It's draining power from the grid! Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!!!Posted at 3:32 AM Oct 10
Mood: horrified
  • Michelle
    Michelle Posted at 1:02 AM Nov 13
    I CANT TUUUURRRNN....IT.....OFF! IT POWERS YOUR GENITALS!
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Mr. SatanismTaco Bell's black taco is no substitute for black Mountain Dew.
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 7:41 PM Oct 9
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Mr. SatanismPoll: Would you still date your guy/girlfriend if she/he was, in fact, a mummy filled with bugs?
Mood:curious
Posted at 7:14 PM Oct 7
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Mr. SatanismSplacka-mash!
Mood:wet
Posted at 6:22 PM Oct 6
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Mr. SatanismDamn it, drunk neighbor, stop listening to John Parr!
Mood:irritated
Posted at 2:44 AM Oct 3
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  • Andy
    Andy Posted at 9:55 AM Oct 6
    Its time to be a man in motion and get your restless heart out of the house till he stops.uh,i mean fuck john parr
  • Johnny Ho-Tep!
    Johnny Ho-Tep! Posted at 3:31 AM Oct 3
    You know, Mr. Satanism, in some way, You're a lot like me You're just a prisoner And you're tryin' to break free
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Mr. SatanismWhy aren't more people drunk?
Mood:confused
Posted at 4:42 PM Oct 2
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Mr. SatanismBilly Corbair's Halloween 2009 begins today. Check out the blog for more details!
Mood:animated
Posted at 10:37 PM Oct 1
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Mr. SatanismLovin' the alien
Mood:argumentative
Posted at 9:06 PM Sep 30
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Mr. SatanismI bet my money on a bob-tailed nag
Mood:furious
Posted at 11:09 PM Sep 21
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Mr. SatanismI hate the Beatles and if you're under 50 so should you.
Mood:angry
Posted at 8:39 PM Sep 12
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  • james
    james Posted at 10:50 PM Sep 12
    Beatles suck ass.
  • Lee BSS MTC 4L
    Lee BSS MTC 4L Posted at 8:57 PM Sep 12
    agreed.
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Mr. SatanismMarry me, Baby Spice.
Mood:obsessed
Posted at 5:02 AM Sep 11
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Mr. SatanismMarry me, Vanessa Lengies.
Mood:obsessed
Posted at 11:23 PM Sep 10
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Mr. SatanismPiggy piggy gander, where did you wander?
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 10:09 PM Sep 9
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Mr. SatanismRockin' out to some Jimmy Harnen
Mood:cultured
Posted at 12:04 AM Sep 5
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Mr. SatanismGod I hate video games.
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 4:07 PM Sep 1
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Mr. SatanismDebbie Gibson rocks.
Mood:bouncy
Posted at 6:53 PM Aug 31
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Mr. SatanismI keep confusing "two-fisted" with "double-fisted".
Mood:confused
Posted at 9:32 PM Aug 25
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Mr. SatanismThe politically correct term is "stupidly-abled".
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 12:41 AM Aug 10
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Mr. SatanismSomeone bring me a beer.
Mood:thirsty
Posted at 9:46 PM Jul 31
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Mr. SatanismHungry for skank.
Mood:horny
Posted at 4:55 PM Jul 17
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Mr. SatanismAll the style, none of the substance!
Mood:accomplished
Posted at 4:39 PM Jul 17
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Mr. Satanism...doesn't play with dolls. He keeps them in the package so they don't lose their collectability.
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 9:21 PM Jul 16
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Mr. SatanismYour generation don't mean a thing to me.
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 1:25 AM Jul 16
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Mr. Satanism...hates puns.
Mood:angry
Posted at 7:49 PM Jul 14
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Mr. SatanismWhy does Part 5 of every movie series suck?
Mood:angry
Posted at 6:31 PM Jul 13
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Mr. Satanism...hates novelizations of non-existent movies.
Mood:angry
Posted at 4:28 AM Jul 10
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Mr. Satanism...was not made for TV.
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 2:34 PM Jul 9
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Mr. Satanismin mind-boggling 3-D!
Mood:excited
Posted at 11:49 PM Jul 8
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Mr. Satanism...only approves of incest if it's brother-sister.
Mood:chill
Posted at 3:27 PM Jul 7
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  • Johnny Ho-Tep!
    Johnny Ho-Tep! Posted at 7:15 PM Jul 7
    ..as it should be, anything else is just gross:/
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Mr. Satanism...doesn't believe in ghosts.
Mood:skeptical
Posted at 9:49 PM Jul 3
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Mr. SatanismHa ha! Eat it, Billy Mays!
Mood:ecstatic
Posted at 6:11 AM Jun 29
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Mr. Satanism
Mood:cold
Posted at 10:50 PM Jun 26
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Mr. Satanism...thinks Superman is lame.
Mood:apathetic
Posted at 1:49 AM Jun 26
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Mr. Satanism
Mood:confused
Posted at 6:49 PM Jun 24
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Mr. Satanism...doesn't understand hunting. They sell meat at the store!
Mood:bored
Posted at 9:24 PM Jun 23
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Mr. Satanism...wants to party with some Japanese web idols.
Mood:lustful
Posted at 6:45 PM Jun 22
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Mr. Satanism...pulled out, so there's no way she's pregnant.
Mood:argumentative
Posted at 5:13 AM Jun 20
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Mr. SatanismIsn't it time we all got over Star Trek?
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 4:31 PM Jun 15
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Mr. Satanism...read the comic book version of everything he was assigned to read in college.
Mood:lazy
Posted at 3:40 PM Jun 11
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Mr. SatanismThe 5th Generation of Rock 'n' Roll
Mood:futuristic
Posted at 12:19 PM Jun 11
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Mr. SatanismLove those European chicks.
Mood:aroused
Posted at 1:33 PM Jun 10
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Mr. SatanismWhy do people buy iPods and then just load them up with the same "classic" rock crap you hear all day on the radio?
Mood:furious
Posted at 4:27 AM May 28
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Mr. Satanism...is Califonia Dreamin'.
Mood:mellow
Posted at 4:34 PM May 26
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Mr. Satanism...still can't figure out if Morrissey and the Smiths were kidding or not, even after all these years.
Mood:confused
Posted at 6:06 PM May 25
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  • OHMYSHELL
    OHMYSHELL Posted at 6:18 PM May 25
    No they weren't kidding-I am amazed that they are even still alive!
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Mr. Satanism...doesn't want to hear another word about that stupid-ass band Anvil.
Mood:angry
Posted at 6:53 PM May 24
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Mr. Satanism...doesn't want to hear another word about that damn worthless band Anvil.
Mood:angry
Posted at 6:51 PM May 24
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Mr. Satanism...wishes lesbians were more into him.
Mood:frustrated
Posted at 5:34 PM May 22
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  • ***Dee***
    ***Dee*** Posted at 11:53 PM May 22
    ohhhhh...k
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Mr. Satanism...hates superheroes from the 1930s.
Mood:angry
Posted at 3:03 AM May 22
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Mr. Satanism...knows how to spell "seven".
Mood:smug
Posted at 12:03 AM May 21
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Mr. Satanism...should've watched out for those wily Japanese.
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 12:02 AM May 20
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  • Nothing
    Nothing Posted at 12:03 AM May 21
    Me'a Japanesa Me'a Japanesa. Everythings alright!
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