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S.D. Hintz
S.D. HintzHe had been barbecued and skewered like the lamb chops that hung in his butcher shop window. -- Charnel Harbor http://lnk.ms/1PC6fPosted at 2:29 AM Dec 12 from TweetDeck
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 9:47 PM Dec 13
    LOL I'm too scared of Infernus.
  • Infernus Mikey!
    Infernus Mikey! Posted at 12:08 PM Dec 12
    Funny, that's NOT how I imagined you spending an eternity in Infernus. Heh-heh.
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S.D. HintzWeird Beer. Which one would you drink? http://lnk.ms/4qB1M
Posted at 1:19 AM Dec 11 from TweetDeck
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S.D. Hintzis dancing a mamba in an evening dress with the Devil.
Mood:enthralled
Posted at 11:05 PM Dec 6
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 12:52 AM Dec 8
    LOL Bastard!
  • Infernus Mikey!
    Infernus Mikey! Posted at 12:40 PM Dec 7
    AND gettin' your eyes punched out, and your testicles chewed off, by dwarves for eternity in Infernus. We're havin' some fun now! Heh-heh!
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S.D. HintzPraise for CHARNEL HARBOR: '...a fun mix of Stephen King 19s NEEDFUL THINGS & @timlebbon 's brutal ASSASSIN series.' http://lnk.ms/1PC6f
Posted at 10:19 PM Dec 5 from TweetDeck
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S.D. HintzA Target cashier told me today how she's been married for 4 years to a man in the Fillipines who she hasn't met yet. Ahh, grocery shopping.
Posted at 12:07 AM Dec 5 from TweetDeck
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S.D. HintzDumped out some moldy egg salad today and it smelled faintly of marijuana...Glad I didn't make a sandwich.
Posted at 12:27 AM Dec 4 from TweetDeck
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 3:02 AM Dec 4
    LOL Probably could have.
  • BadGrrlKane
    BadGrrlKane Posted at 1:20 AM Dec 4
    So you smoked it? Right on.
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S.D. Hintzis at a strip joint. i.e. Myspace
Posted at 3:12 AM Dec 3
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S.D. HintzCyber Monday Madness at Skullvines Press! Buy 1 book at full price, then buy another book at full price! skullvines (dot) com
Posted at 1:35 AM Dec 1
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S.D. HintzCyber Monday Madness at @SkullvinesPress ! Buy 1 book at full price, then buy another book at full price! http://lnk.ms/02W0j
Posted at 1:23 AM Dec 1 from TweetDeck
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S.D. HintzHave you joined the madness? A forum where you can finally go postal: http://lnk.ms/4fNWj
Mood:crazy
Posted at 1:02 AM Nov 30
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  • Bekkett
    Bekkett Posted at 1:55 AM Nov 30
    bad link dude..It's being reported as spam..too bad I wanted to vent!LOL!
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S.D. Hintzwants to know why you don't give a shit?
Mood:curious
Posted at 1:11 AM Nov 29
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S.D. Hintzwaiting for that goddamn turkey to get done!
Posted at 7:57 PM Nov 26
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 12:48 AM Nov 27
    Thanks Dale! Same to you!
  • Graveside Tales
    Graveside Tales Posted at 8:16 PM Nov 26
    Sucks to be you. Ours will be done in about 20 minutes. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family
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S.D. Hintzis stuffing a turkey with a rooster and a hen.
Mood:adventurous
Posted at 12:00 AM Nov 26
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S.D. HintzHave you bought your one-way ticket to Hell's harbor? http://lnk.ms/4Yh33
Mood:evil
Posted at 8:16 PM Nov 23
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S.D. Hintzwill be on The Funky Werepig at 9PM EST tonight! See you there. http://lnk.ms/4Y5C3
Mood:excited
Posted at 9:56 PM Nov 22
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S.D. Hintzis scraping his face off with a butter knife.
Mood:confused
Posted at 11:07 PM Nov 21
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 12:45 AM Nov 23
    Of course. I'll save the lips for you.
  • Dr. Rot's Shock Shop
    Dr. Rot's Shock Shop Posted at 5:30 AM Nov 22
    may I have whatever you plan to throw out? ;)
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S.D. HintzQuote of the day: 'Can you send me a body bag? He'll be dead in a few hours." -- Caring nurse at Hospital of Hell
Posted at 2:15 AM Nov 19 from TweetDeck
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 12:35 AM Nov 20
    LOL Might as well be.
  • Sookiebear
    Sookiebear Posted at 10:36 AM Nov 19
    That's in Warren, right? :-)
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S.D. HintzBlack Jack Derringer by K.H. Koehler (@k_koehler) is now available for pre-order! http://lnk.ms/34HTf
Posted at 2:13 AM Nov 19 from TweetDeck
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S.D. Hintz'Charnel Harbor is a short story that builds up into a maelstrom of horrific supernatural moments.' -- Bitten By Books http://lnk.ms/1PC6f
Posted at 2:14 AM Nov 5 from TweetDeck
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S.D. Hintzwonders if punching an alien would give humans a bad reputation.
Mood:contemplative
Posted at 1:55 AM Nov 4
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 1:13 AM Nov 5
    LOL Balloon Boy could be an alien...
  • Hydra M. Star
    Hydra M. Star Posted at 2:01 AM Nov 4
    You mean worse then the one we already enjoy?
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S.D. HintzFEAR THE WOODS by Jerrod Balzer is now available as an ebook at Darkside Digital http://lnk.ms/4GsVY
Posted at 9:50 PM Oct 31
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S.D. HintzFEAR THE WOODS by @JerrodBalzer is now available as an ebook at Darkside Digital http://lnk.ms/4GsVY
Posted at 9:45 PM Oct 31 from TweetDeck
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S.D. HintzI'm going to make some poor children cry tonight.
Posted at 9:36 PM Oct 31 from TweetDeck
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S.D. HintzDrank the Singapore beer Tiger last night. Sipping on the Chinese beer Yanjing right now. And it was free. I feel so appreciated!
Posted at 10:37 PM Oct 29 from TweetDeck
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S.D. Hintzis punching a bean bag full of intestines and lima beans.
Mood:distressed
Posted at 10:20 PM Oct 28
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 12:20 AM Oct 30
    Day job, buddy. Day job.
  • TheTony
    TheTony Posted at 10:26 PM Oct 28
    Why in the hell are you distressed?
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S.D. Hintzis wrestling a vampire beaver.
Mood:distressed
Posted at 11:56 PM Oct 25
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 3:15 AM Oct 28
    LOL Exactly. You know me too well.
  • Momma T
    Momma T Posted at 5:28 AM Oct 26
    OOO making the winter coat I see :D
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S.D. Hintzis talking to a mannequin about hairless genitalia and lack thereof.
Mood:curious
Posted at 11:56 PM Oct 24
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S.D. Hintzis transplanting his kidney for a testicle.
Mood:neutral
Posted at 1:01 AM Oct 23
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S.D. Hintzjust turned his front yard into a graveyard with little Jugular Jimmy.
Mood:evil
Posted at 11:48 PM Oct 17
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S.D. Hintzjust turned his front yard into a graveyard with little Juggular Jimmy.
Mood:aroused
Posted at 11:45 PM Oct 17
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S.D. Hintzis at a donkey show.
Mood:aroused
Posted at 11:41 PM Oct 16
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S.D. HintzHave you registered for Visioncon? Don't miss the resurrected Gross-Out Contest! http://lnk.ms/3TM71
Posted at 1:32 AM Oct 16 from TweetDeck
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 11:15 PM Oct 16
    LOL TT3 should be out by next month.
  • KORTICK
    KORTICK Posted at 7:16 AM Oct 16
    yeah yeah when is the next tabloid terror coming out? never mind jerking off at all these hippie festivals. christ must you make me relive woodstock all over?
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S.D. Hintzis sucking off a goat.
Mood:fascinated
Posted at 1:30 AM Oct 15
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S.D. HintzIf you're in the area Thurs., drop by the MLA Conference. I'll be on the horror panel with David Oppegaard at 10:00am. http://lnk.ms/1vHG4
Posted at 11:41 PM Oct 13 from TweetDeck
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S.D. Hintzwants to give birth.
Mood:hopeful
Posted at 9:40 PM Oct 12
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 12:42 AM Oct 14
    LOL I just want my pelvis to split.
  • Goblingoddess
    Goblingoddess Posted at 1:23 AM Oct 13
    Wow...that was a loaded statement...give birth to what? A mutant fetus? ;-)
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S.D. HintzGot Milk? Got CHARNEL HARBOR? Got Both? You Got Spoiled Milk! http://lnk.ms/1PC6f
Mood:evil
Posted at 12:40 AM Oct 11 from TweetDeck
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S.D. HintzSnow, snow, snow. How I long for yellow snow.
Posted at 12:37 AM Oct 11 from TweetDeck
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S.D. Hintz'Old Man Willard lurked at the bottom of the stairs, caressing the bright neon pentagram of the bellows.' -- excerpt from CHARNEL HARBOR
Posted at 1:32 AM Oct 8 from TweetDeck
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S.D. Hintzwants to pierce his testicles to his navel.
Mood:adventurous
Posted at 1:21 AM Oct 8
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S.D. HintzThe skeleton man dangles from the noose, watching the children run from the Devil's playthings... http://lnk.ms/1PC6f
Posted at 9:51 PM Oct 6 from TweetDeck
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S.D. Hintzwants to know if you think CHARNEL HARBOR has too much sex in it?
Mood:inquisitive
Posted at 2:32 AM Oct 6
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  • Momma T
    Momma T Posted at 3:02 PM Oct 6
    OMG... I'm a grandma and I'm not old enough for "Beauty" **hides face and blushes**
  • SweetColleen
    SweetColleen Posted at 3:58 AM Oct 6
    I read Anne Rice's BEAUTY series.....nothing has too much sex in it after reading that.
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S.D. Hintzwants to know if you have a pet name you call your loved one?
Mood:inquisitive
Posted at 11:47 PM Sep 30
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 1:38 AM Oct 3
    My little semen queen.
  • TheTony
    TheTony Posted at 5:45 AM Oct 2
    Sperm dumpster count? Btw, Im calling you tomorrow. Expect phone sex!
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S.D. Hintzhas a one-inch penis named Bob.
Mood:geeky
Posted at 2:17 AM Sep 30
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 2:36 AM Oct 2
    That depends on how you treat him. LOL
  • Mississippi Hippie Chick
    Mississippi Hippie Chick Posted at 5:29 AM Oct 1
    As long as Bob is a friendly fellow ... that's all that matters.
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S.D. Hintzneeds lube.
Mood:drained
Posted at 2:01 AM Sep 27
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  • S.D. Hintz
    S.D. Hintz Posted at 11:46 PM Sep 27
    LMAO Ben Gay anyone?
  • BadGrrlKane
    BadGrrlKane Posted at 3:07 AM Sep 27
    Me too my asshole hurts.
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S.D. HintzDeath: Job security for coroners and undertakers.
Mood:enraged
Posted at 1:44 AM Sep 26
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S.D. Hintzhad punched a llama and bit its tongue.
Mood:enraged
Posted at 1:29 AM Sep 26
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S.D. HintzRemember that time that crackhead prank called my wife? http://lnk.ms/0dVH0
Mood:chipper
Posted at 2:18 AM Sep 25
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S.D. HintzTen fingers, ten toes...what happened to ten testicles?
Mood:chipper
Posted at 1:32 AM Sep 25
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S.D. HintzEbookwise Selling Charnel Harbor for $2.25. So find out why the Skeleton Man fancies the noose. http://lnk.ms/23Hb1
Mood:aroused
Posted at 12:16 AM Sep 25
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