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Samuel L. Bronkowitz
Samuel L. Bronkowitzgoddamnit, I'm HORRRRRNYPosted at 6:32 PM Oct 31 from Mobile
Mood: aroused
Samuel L. Bronkowitzis shatterproof
Mood:shatterproof
Posted at 8:22 PM Jun 24
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis wondering when tattling overtook confrontation as the go-to move in the adult world?
Mood:froggy
Posted at 7:25 PM Jun 20
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzwhy-o why-o why-o did I ever leave Ohio?
Mood:amused
Posted at 12:21 PM Jun 12
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Samuel L. Bronkowitztime for the good 'ol q-tip in the peehole screening. Thanks.
Mood:angry
Posted at 6:30 PM Jun 11
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis a douchebag....for doing exactly what someone told me to do. Make up your mind, toots.
Mood:wanted
Posted at 2:42 PM Jun 7
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  • The Bad Seed
    The Bad Seed Posted at 7:35 PM Jun 8
    I bet you always get into that kind of trouble.
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzhas seen the way it's got to end. Sweet dreams.
Mood:Strange
Posted at 4:57 PM Jun 6
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Samuel L. BronkowitzKNEW something was going on.
Mood:amused
Posted at 9:11 PM May 25
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzcan make every stadium rock.
Mood:contemplative
Posted at 3:56 PM May 22
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzwants to talk to SAMSON!!!
Mood:bored
Posted at 2:20 PM Apr 24
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis still standing.
Mood:calm
Posted at 1:52 AM Apr 15
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Mood:somehow
Posted at 12:11 AM Apr 12
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzhas started up a strange Walter Mitty complex lately. Fucking loser.
Mood:bored, I sez!
Posted at 6:09 AM Apr 9
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis bored
Mood:bored, I sez!
Posted at 11:03 PM Apr 3
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis still horrified by the "All Over the World" scene in Xanadu. I don't think I can like that song anymore.
Mood:scarred
Posted at 3:24 PM Apr 1
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis off until 3pm Thursday.
Mood:YAY!
Posted at 8:14 PM Mar 31
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzwasn't the one who was "backing off. for good"
Mood:amused
Posted at 1:50 AM Mar 31
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Samuel L. Bronkowitznever really gets how "I'm backing off. This time for good" means all the hits this page has been getting since....
Mood:cynical
Posted at 9:31 PM Mar 30
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzthrusts his fists against the post and still insists he sees the ghost.
Mood:Feelin' IT!
Posted at 7:10 PM Mar 29
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Samuel L. BronkowitzSic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
Mood:froggy
Posted at 7:24 PM Mar 27
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Samuel L. BronkowitzNo drama. No tears, fanfare, or swelling music. Nice.
Mood:froggy
Posted at 3:28 PM Mar 27
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzgeneral competence is on the fucking decline.
Mood:amused
Posted at 4:58 PM Mar 25
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis going to have one fucked up day tomorrow.
Mood:tired
Posted at 3:06 AM Mar 24
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis on his way to Byron Center. Wait, what?
Mood:top secret
Posted at 1:31 PM Mar 20
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzlooks like he just fingerpopped the She-Hulk. Or a leprechaun. Stupid sexy leprechauns.
Mood:envious?
Posted at 6:05 PM Mar 14
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis trying to divide by zero
Mood:brainexproooode
Posted at 3:50 PM Mar 13
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis a little high from the anesthesia.
Mood:fabulous
Posted at 3:59 PM Mar 11
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzwill take a dump in a Wal-Mart bag and smack you in the face with it
Mood:cheerful
Posted at 3:36 PM Mar 5
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzwill take a dump in a Wal-Mart bag and smack you in the face.
Mood:cheerful
Posted at 6:02 AM Mar 5
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis having a shpadoinkle day!
Mood:cheerful
Posted at 6:40 PM Mar 1
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis a LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!
Mood:Meh
Posted at 1:23 PM Feb 26
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzfelches wombats for Charlie Manson
Mood:amused
Posted at 9:28 PM Feb 23
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis back to hating Remakes. FUCK YOU "FRIDAY THE 13TH"
Mood:annoyed
Posted at 12:25 AM Feb 20
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzbleah!
Mood:bleah!
Posted at 7:00 PM Feb 14
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzready for Friday the 13th.
Mood:excited
Posted at 3:11 PM Feb 12
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Samuel L. Bronkowitzis drinking today, off tomorrow, and pissed of at my XM radio
Mood:aggravated
Posted at 3:16 AM Feb 12
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